After the news of the traffic jam spread.

At a nearby service station, instant noodles and snacks were all swept away, and not a single spicy strip was left, and those who didn't grab food were worried.

After about half an hour, some local villagers came running from nowhere, carrying their burdens to sell mineral water and instant noodles.

A bottle of mineral water costs 10 yuan.

A bucket of pickled instant noodles is 20 yuan.

While selling, the aunt shouted at the same time: "Come and buy it, the stock is not running out, half of the mountain in front has collapsed, and I will definitely not be able to go in the next two days." ”

There is an uncle, who set up a tent with a black net nearby, and dug a few pits with a hoe, and a wooden board next to it reads: 5 yuan for stool, 1 yuan for urine, 10 yuan for a pack of tissues, look at the words on this wooden board, it is not just written, it seems to have been written for a long time.

In the live broadcast room, fans saw this scene, and everyone was indignant.

"Aren't you afraid of cutting off your children and grandchildren to make this kind of money?"

"Poor mountains and bad waters come out of the people. ”

"That uncle, at first glance, is a habitual offender. ”

"In society, your uncle, people don't talk much. ”

"There is no help, whether this society is sick or people are sick.

The happier the villagers smiled, the more disgusted Chen Yang became, in this impetuous society, the simplicity of the countryside was gone, when will we see the scene of not closing the door at night and not leaving it behind.

"Little fat man, do you want to come to the bucket of instant noodles, the last two buckets, I'll go home after selling." The aunt said with a smile on her face: "Buy water and instant noodles together, give you 2 yuan cheaper, what do you think." ”

Auntie just finished speaking.

A young man picked a flat shoulder and came over: "Grandma, I don't know about the village next door, I bought all their instant noodles and mineral water, and they must be enough to sell for a whole day." ”

"Good, good. ”

The aunt said three good words in a row and smiled very happily.

The young man was also smiling happily.

Chen Yang also smiled happily. (laughs)

......

The collapse is estimated to be very serious, just like the system said, it is difficult to dredge in a short time, in this rainy day, the road is very muddy, and it is quite uncomfortable to walk, but it seems that there is no better way to finally Chen Yang decided to hike over.

Seeing Chen Yang leaving the road, an uncle in his fifties ran over in a hurry: "Little fat man, are you going to Xia Yi Town?" ”

"Hmm. Chen Yang was a little puzzled, this uncle asked what was this doing.

"Then how do you get there? The uncle then asked.

Chen Yang said directly: "Let's go." ”

"Let's walk, it's a hundred kilometers from here to Xia Yi Town, and I can't walk all day. The uncle smiled and said: "I am from Xia Yi Town, if I really want to go, let's get a companion together, I know there is a shortcut here, if two people go together, if there is something, it will be easy to take care of it." ”

Chen Yang didn't seem to have a reason to refuse his uncle.

The uncle also gave him a small poncho of five yuan, but when Chen Yang put it in, it cracked directly, and the small poncho of one size could only cover half of his body.

"It's been screenshotted, and the fat man took the money to redeem it. ”

Laughed awkwardly out of a pig meow. ”

"Feel sorry for the poncho for 5 seconds. ”

"Fat man, you are dressed up to walk the red carpet, the effect is absolutely good, and you are guaranteed to crush what Bingbing and Brother Chun. ”

"How lonely it is to be invincible. ”

Chen Yangcai will not pay attention to the enthusiastic praise of these fans.

I came to a dirt road with my uncle, this road looks like it has been abandoned for a long time, there are deep tire marks in some places, it looks like a tractor's, in addition to tire prints, there are also a few strange footprints, although it is not clear to see it by the heavy rain, but Chen Yang is still a little concerned.

The uncle said to Chen Yang: "When ZF didn't build the cement road, we all took this road, after the cement road was built, no one left, and the road was deserted. ”

"Little fat man, look at your figure, do you have 200 pounds. The uncle asked unceremoniously.

Chen Yang smiled coldly: "190, not 200 yet." ”

The uncle laughed and said, "Don't be embarrassed, they're all men, and I won't laugh at you when I say it." ”

Chen Yang, who hasn't walked for a while, has already begun to regret it, this uncle was 100% just a rabbit in his last life, and he couldn't stop when he opened his mouth, Chen Yang felt that he couldn't hear the sound of rain anymore, and there was only buzzing in the world.

The uncle continued: "My son is about the same age as you, but he is much better than you, he is a graduate student of the National Agricultural University, what crop genetics and breeding have he studied, and what scientific research has he been doing in the field recently. ”

"I really don't understand these famous universities, I investigate on the spot at every turn, this time I actually investigated my hometown, my son had to let me go back to their group of graduate students as a guide, and as a result, I encountered this ghost weather, traffic jams. ”

Chen Yang said: "It's very happy to have such a competitive son." ”

"Happy fart, a loser's thing, four years of undergraduate, three years of graduate school, spent twenty years of savings for the two of us. The uncle scolded as he spoke, but his face was filled with a happy smile.

"Reading really burns money now. ”

"My nephew signed up for seven cram schools on the weekend, 100 yuan per class, and 3,000 yuan per month for tuition alone. ”

"If I hadn't studied at the beginning, I guess I would have bought all the houses, alas, not to mention it, it's all tears, and I'll continue to write my tenth draft plan. ”

"I do decoration, and the money I earn in a month is as high as 1 undergraduate. ”

"I move bricks, and the money I earn in a month is as high as 2 undergraduates. ”

"I'm in engineering, and the money I earn in a month is as high as 5 undergraduates. ”

"Don't be like this, I'm an undergraduate, don't treat us as a unit. ”

"I'm the boss, and I lose as much money as 10 graduate students a month. ”

"Hahaha, no one is convinced, just serve the upstairs. ”

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"Eh, little fat man, what are you doing? The uncle asked suddenly.

Chen Yang replied: "Engage in the outdoors." ”

"Where did you go to college? ”

"I didn't go to school. ”

"Well, I'll just say, how can there be an outdoor major in college? The uncle said earnestly: "Young people, you still have to study more." ”

"Anyway, little fat man, you don't seem to be from our side, what are you doing there in a hurry, looking for relatives or going to play. The uncle continued.

Chen Yang's face was expressionless, and he said honestly: "Go and make money." ”

"It's good to make money, my son will graduate next year, and I heard that he will be assigned a job, and I will be happy then." ”

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"Fat man, died at the age of 24, cause of death: annoying. ”

"This uncle is just like a relative of mine. ”

"Every time he comes to my house, he opens his mouth and closes his mouth to his son, as if his son is the best in the world. ”

"It's the same with my aunt. ”

"Now that graduate students are assigned jobs, this uncle won't be deceived by his son, right? ”

"Enjoy the blessings, think beautifully, after graduation, I will let you sell your kidney and buy a house. ”

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After a long conversation.

The uncle pulled his mouth shut.

Chen Yang felt that the world was finally quiet, and now he could listen to the beautiful sound of the rain hitting the plantains and leaves.

......

In my previous life, I used to hike a lot, and I divided my hiking into three stages.

The first stage is a process of adaptation, which can be very difficult at first, and you will feel your feet sore after walking a few kilometers.

The second stage is the adjustment stage, generally after walking for 20 kilometers in a row, the soles of the feet are easy to blister, and all parts of the body will emit whining, and it takes strong willpower to persevere.

Finally, there is the numbness stage, which is the most relaxed, the body is like a machine, even if you don't want to move, the body will produce a memory action that involuntarily moves forward.

Chen Yang, who has not yet walked 10 kilometers, has already deeply felt the malice of this body, there are more hikers than fishing men, and now his body has all kinds of adverse reactions, but what makes him more worried is that the uncle seems to talk less and less.

"Little fat man, let's rest. The uncle couldn't help but say.

The two found a big rock, sat down, and the uncle picked up a bottle of mineral water, drank it, screwed the cap on it after drinking, and put it back in his bag.

"Little fat man, you have good physical strength. ”

"It seems that the outdoor is different, when I was younger, I was the same as you, not that I bragged, I carried things to this road, I had to walk several times a week, and now that I am old, I can't walk such a little way. ”

Chen Yang laughed twice.

At this time, his attention was focused on some stools behind the stones, which were lumpy and black, and there were several hoof prints next to them.

The uncle also noticed it, and his expression instantly became serious: "We have to find some sticks to defend ourselves, this is the wild boar's hooves and his poop, how can I forget, in the past few years, ZF has not allowed electric wild boars, these eight lambs are becoming more and more arrogant, and they are about to occupy the mountain." ”

After seeing this, the uncle didn't dare to stay for a long time, and picked up a thick branch for self-defense, Chen Yang also picked it up, he really needed crutches now to share some of the weight of his knees.

Next, the speed of the two hikers was significantly faster.

During this period, the uncle kept urging: "We have to go faster, there is a Geshan village in front, if we are lucky, maybe we can meet people going to the town, and we can also take a ride along the way." ”

Although Chen Yang's body is resisting, it is still okay to grit his teeth, in his previous life, he has experienced countless strong hikes, many times worse than this, he has experienced them, the most memorable thing for him is that once in the DXAL forest, encountered blizzard weather, the task of the day was to hike 50 kilometers, he almost consumed all his perseverance, to complete the hike.

Compared to that situation.

This one in front of me is very comfortable.

In this way, Chen Yang and his uncle walked nearly thirty kilometers, and they were about to get close to that Geshan Village, but I don't know why, Chen Yang's sixth sense told him that whenever he has a system, things he encounters cannot be so simple. ”

Sure enough, they walked a few kilometers further, and under a wild banana tree, Chen Yang saw a little wild boar wagging its little tail and arching everywhere, and its mouth was still chirping.

After seeing the baby boar.

The uncle suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and muttered, "Fortunately, it's not big." ”

Chen Yang frowned slightly, and also felt that his nerves were too nervous, but he didn't think that at this moment, the little wild boar let out a piercing scream, and as soon as he heard this sound, Chen Yang's whole person exploded directly, and shouted at the uncle: "Run, run." ”

Uncle seems to have thought of something.

Pull up your legs and run like crazy.

Uncle ran up, just like the wind, Chen Yang couldn't catch up if he wanted to, looking at the figure that disappeared in an instant, Chen Yang couldn't help but complain: "Uncle, what did you do before, how did you run so fast." ”

Chen Yang didn't dare to think about it at all, threw away the stick in his hand, and ran away.

And in the place where they had just stood, in the bushes next to them, a fat and strong behemoth suddenly rushed out, it let out an angry cry, and frantically chased the two running humans in front of it, but after hearing the cry of the young pig, the behemoth stopped and walked towards the young pig.

After the wild boar didn't chase after him, the uncle stopped, he felt that his lungs were going to explode, but he didn't dare to have an accident at all, his son's tuition and living expenses still depend on his old bones to earn, if he is brought down by the beast here, maybe he will become a waste, and his family will be affected.

After a while, Chen Yang also ran over.

After seeing the uncle, Chen Yang was even more sure, the uncle may have been a rabbit in his last life, not only could he not stop his mouth, but he was also a thief and a thief when he ran.

The uncle couldn't help but praise: "Little fat man, can you run?" ”

Chen Yang gasped and said, "You can't run." ”