Chapter 100: The Fork Game
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Chapter 00: The Fork Game
"Mom, is the gray wolf coming to catch Yaoyao?"
Yaoyao was taken aback when she saw her mother, so she quickly hid behind Jiang Xue, and said angrily: "Mom, call Xiyangyang quickly, saying that the gray wolf has attacked Yang Village." Book"
Jiang Xue was speechless, how long has this child been sent to kindergarten! How did it become like this?
"Auntie, open the door, I'm dying of exhaustion. โ
Jiang Xue was stunned, and remembered Wei Xiaobao's voice outside the door.
"Whew, it's this little ghost!"
As soon as Jiang Xue heard this obscene voice, she knew who else would there be besides the villain thief Wei Xiaobao? Otherwise, Jiang Xue really thought that the negative villain was back.
A trace of excitement flashed in her eyes, Jiang Xue hurriedly tidied up her clothes, and straightened her chest intentionally or unintentionally, and then opened the door for Wei Xiaobao.
"Auntie, why did it take so long to open the door?"
Wei Xiaobao was basically covered by the gift he just bought at this time, and it took a lot of effort to poke his head out from behind the hugging bear.
"Hmph, you still know my aunt, why didn't they reply to the text message they sent you last night?"
Jiang Xue pursed her lips and said with some complaints.
"Hehe, auntie, my phone fell into the toilet yesterday and was picked up this morning. When I got to your text, my bowels were so blue that I almost didn't put my phone back in the toilet in a fit of rage. Wei Xiaobao came up with a very unreliable reason, and said with a smile: "In order to make up for the loss caused to my aunt, I plan to hand over my whole person to you today and let you dispose of it." Of course, if you're not afraid of the Extreme Yang True Qi, you can just fork me. โ
"Ahem, okay, okay, didn't you see Yaoyao here, don't let her learn badly. โ
Jiang Xue glared at Wei Xiaobao angrily.
Sure enough, Yaoyao, who was like a porcelain doll, blinked her big watery eyes at this time, tilted her head and asked, "Mom, what does fork and fork mean?"
Jiang Xue's face was black, and she wanted to pounce and eat Wei Xiaobao at the moment. However, Jiang Xue is not stupid, as far as Wei Xiaobao is a beast like her, it must be herself who pounces on it and suffers.
"Ahem, Yaoyao, the fork means ...... It is...... Oops, mom has to go and make food for Yaoyao. Jiang Xue really couldn't figure out how to explain it, so she had to use the excuse of cooking and go into the kitchen.
"Hmph, mom doesn't tell me what I mean, then I'll ask the teacher another day. Yaoyao muttered, obviously dissatisfied with Jiang Xue's perfunctory attitude.
Wei Xiaobao put down the things in his hand, and then he was standing in front of him.
"Hey, the legendary best little Lori!"
Without the slightest hesitation, Wei Xiaobao hugged Yaoyao in an instant.
"Yaoyao, come and tell you what the fork means. โ
Wei Xiaobao's beast essence was exposed, and his eyes staring at Yaoyao revealed a sรจ* wolf's essence.
"Brother, who are you, why haven't I seen you before?"
Yaoyao is about three years old, but she is not afraid of life at all, at this time she was held by Wei Xiaobao, and her two pink little hands tightly pulled Wei Xiaobao's two ears.
"Yaoyao, you should call me uncle, not brother. Wei Xiaobao asked Yaoyao to change her words.
"Well, okay, brother. Yaoyao smiled sweetly.
Wei Xiaobao: "......"
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"Oh, brother, it turns out that forks are a kind of vigorous exercise between the most intimate men and women. Yaoyao happily slapped her little palms, blinked her big eyes, and shouted, "Brother, I want a fork." โ
Forehead!
Wei Xiaobao fainted suddenly, how can this little kid talk like this? I told you that it was a strenuous exercise, and you are still playing?
"Ahem, Yaoyao, you are still young now, when you grow up in the future, my brother will play with you again. โ
Wei Xiaobao tried again and again, but no one succeeded in making Yaoyao change her name to uncle.
"Oh, that's it!"
Yaoyao muttered in disappointment, but suddenly her eyes rang out, and she grinned: "Brother, you can fork with your mother, I'll be on the side." โ
Bang!
In the kitchen, there was the sound of a cutting board being split in half by a kitchen knife.
"Wei Xiaobao, you bastard!"
Jiang Xue walked out of the kitchen with a kitchen knife and said angrily: "You really have the ability, the idea hit Yaoyao, I won't chop you." โ
After Jiang Xue finished speaking, she really chased after Wei Xiaobao with a knife.
"Oh, brother, you're finished. โ
Yaoyao struggled heartlessly out of Wei Xiaobao's arms, for fear of being accidentally injured by her mother.
"Hehe, auntie, are you really here?" Wei Xiaobao smiled, not caring at all about the stainless steel kitchen knife in Jiang Xue's hand that annoyed the silver light, and moved his body to easily dodge Jiang Xue's attack.
"Wow, Mom, are you doing sports with your brother?" Yaoyao opened her eyes wide and looked at Wei Xiaobao, who was chased by Jiang Xue all over the room, and said, "It's so intense!"
Can anyone tell me what's wrong with my current child's paper?
Is it because you drink too much in the foothills, or do you eat too much gutter oil?
This little little kid is thinking about it all day long, which makes those children who grew up on a green sรจ pollution-free road embarrassed?
In conclusion, it turns out that fake nวi powder and gutter oil are the catalyst for the rapid evolution of human beings! It can be expected that if this continues, human beings will evolve towards a spherical shape.
The battle between Wei Xiaobao and Jiang Xue was really fierce, and at some point, the two of them had actually collapsed on the big bed in the bedroom.
"Xiaobao, let go quickly, I'm your aunt. โ
Jiang Xue's entire body was pressed by Wei Xiaobao, and she didn't have the ability to resist at all.
"Hehe, auntie, you can't cut me now!" Wei Xiaobao's legs tightly wrapped around Jiang Xue's slender legs, and then his upper body was tightly pressed against Jiang Xue's towering chest.
"Xiaobao, hurry up, I'll do it with you again. โ
Jiang Xue exhaled like an orchid, and her face was red.
At first, Wei Xiaobao thought that something was wrong with Jiang Xue, but then he realized that this was a sign that the other party had a physiological reaction.
"Well, this ...... Auntie, if I let you go, you must not be sneaking up on me. โ
Wei Xiaobao didn't dare to mess around, although Jiang Xue's figure was quite hot, and there was a mature charm that Wang Keke and Sun Jie didn't have, but what hurt was that he had extreme yang true qi in his body, and if he really pushed Jiang Xue, the result might be very strict.
But it was too late at this time, and I saw that Jiang Xue seemed to be able to squeeze out water in his eyes.
It's over, the fire of the world, ** is the most difficult to extinguish.
Wei Xiaobao panicked, not knowing what to do next.
Kiss!
**Burning body, Jiang Xue Rouran's body was only attached to Wei Xiaobao's body, and her arms were only around Wei Xiaobao's neck.
Wei Xiaobao was forcefully pushed!
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The updated chapters of this book are finally in triple digits.,Sister.,Tears.ใ I strongly need everyone's fire support, **'s "female donor", we understand
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