Text Chapter 42 Wisdom Receives Two Disciples

"Wait a minute!" Luo Chen hurriedly shouted, thinking to himself, come again, what kind of rural non-mainstream joke! Isn't this killing him? He didn't want to die so young.

Luo Chen's heart quickly calculated, the kung fu of these two broken stones was far higher than his own, and he fought hard - then he had to fight hard. Then you can only outwit, but fortunately, their IQ is not very high, to be exact, there is a bit of a problem with the brain.

"The two seniors must be masters who have been famous for a long time, I am just a nameless junior, and I am naturally far inferior to the two of you in martial arts. "It's not good to come hard, Luo Chen has no choice but to take the gentle and flattering route.

Wen Baoyu, who had never made a move, said to Wen Baobao: "Big brother, what this kid said seems to make some sense, and if we do it with a little doll, we will not be able to win." ”

Wen Baobao felt that this was the case, and he said: "Well, we can't let people laugh at our Wen brothers, but what about this little girl? I really want her to be my apprentice." ”

Looking at Wen Baoyu and Wen Baobao's embarrassed expressions, Luo Chen suddenly felt that these two broken stones were quite righteous in the rivers and lakes, so Luo Chen said: "Two seniors, why don't we make a bet?"

Hearing these two words, their expressions immediately became excited, they have no other hobbies, that is, they like to bet with people everywhere, and they like to gamble on everything, and they also have a nickname -- the Wen family's double evil! Everywhere they pass, they are all restless.

The eyes of the two lit up, and Wen Baoyu first asked, "What kind of gambling method?"

Luo Chen replied: "Let me first talk about the conditions of the bet, if you win, she will be your two apprentices, if you lose, let us go." ”

Wen Baobao said happily: "Okay, okay, I promise, don't let you go, if I lose, kowtow to her as her apprentice!"

Luo Chen's heart blossomed, but he said with a serious expression: "This is what the seniors themselves said, and they can't be repented!"

"Hmph, the Wen brothers naturally speak for themselves, little doll, let's talk about what to bet on, playing dice, pai gow or martial arts, you can choose. Wen Baoyu also began to shout.

"It's too boring to compare these, of course, for the sake of fairness, I can't take advantage of you, let's compare

Let's sit in meditation. ”

Anyone who has watched Journey to the West knows that Tang monks and apprentices passed by Che Chi Guo to learn scriptures, where they competed with the three monsters of Hulu, Lu and Yang, one of which was zazen, the player on the protagonist's side was the Tang monk Tang monk, and the player sent by the monster side - how could Luo Chen remember that it was difficult to clear, aren't all monsters a virtue?

"Okay, it's better than that, isn't it just zazen, what's so difficult. Wen Baobao said indifferently.

Luo Chen continued: "Let me state again, the so-called zazen is to sit in place and not be allowed to move, nor to speak, even scratch your ears and pick your nose, of course, wheezing and blinking are okay, this is the natural law of the human body, there is no way to avoid it." ”

The Wen brothers agreed that the game could begin.

So, Luo Chen whispered a few words to Shen Bing.

Wen Baoyu said impatiently: "Boy, what are you still grinding about, don't start yet." ”

Luo Chen has confidence in himself, and the Wen brothers are also more confident in themselves, with their current strength, they naturally have the capital to be proud.

Luo Chen nodded and said, "Let's start." ”

The three of them sat down together in a triangular position, Wen Baoyu and Wen Baobao closed their eyes and calmed down, which was very different from the crazy appearance before, this is the different realm of martial arts.

Luo Chen's eyes blinked vigorously, he was hinting at something to Shen Bing.

Shen Bing comprehended, glanced at Luo Chen, and then she ran away.

Luo Chen's heart laughed, what a smart little girl, his goal was achieved, this was his plan.

Wen Baobao heard the sound, he opened his eyes, and shouted, "Little brother, the little girl has escaped." ”

At this time, Wen Baoyu also opened his eyes and shouted: "Don't chase it yet." As he spoke, he quickly got up and chased after Shen Bing.

Luo Chen got up and didn't chase after him, but shouted behind him: "Two seniors, you slow down." ”

With Shen Bing's speed, she couldn't run too far at all, and after running for more than a hundred meters, she suddenly stopped, then turned around and walked back.

The Wen brothers had already caught up, and Wen Baoyu shouted angrily at Shen Bing: "Okay, you little doll, how can you break the contract and run away." ”

Wen Baobao also chimed in and said, "Yes, yes, the little doll is not honest at all. ”

Shen Bing pretended to have an aggrieved expression and said, "I didn't run away!"

Wen Baobao almost jumped to his feet, and said angrily: "Nonsense, you just ran away!"

"I just wanted to make it easier. Shen Bing said with a blushing face.

"What's convenient?" Wen Baobao asked stupidly.

Wen Baoyu on the side patted his head and said, "Stupid, I don't even know this, convenience is the first thing we do when we get up every morning." ”

Wen Baobao suddenly realized and said, "So that's the case. ”

Luo Chen had already walked over, looked at the Wen brothers with a smile on his face, and said, "Two seniors, you have lost!"

"What!" Wen Baobao almost vomited blood, they realized that they were obviously competing, how could they have thought that Shen Bing would suddenly run away, the first thought in their hearts was to chase, and they had already forgotten all about the things they were betting on.

"But......" Wen Gem still wanted to explain.

Luo Chen interrupted him and said with a smile: "But what, the two seniors don't want to regret and not admit it!"

"Fart, when did we say that we regretted it, we are willing to gamble and lose, the Wen brothers will never speak, eldest brother, do you say?" Wen Baoyu shouted.

"That's right, little brother, although our Wen family brothers have been planted today, the reputation of the Wen family must not be dishonored. ”

Then, the Wen brothers knelt down together, and when Dangdang, they began to kowtow, and said in their mouths: "The master is above, please accept the apprentice!"

Shen Bing, who was watching this time, was dumbfounded, two decades-old men kneeling and kowtowing to themselves, she couldn't afford such a grand treatment.

"Two uncles, don't do this, hurry up. Shen Bing said a little overwhelmed.

Wen Baoyu got up first and said, "The master told us to get up and listen to the master." ”

Then Wen Baobao also got up and said to Shen Bing: "Master, from today on, my little brother and I will be your apprentices, if someone bullies you, you will report the name of the Wen family, and ensure that they will be scared." ”

Wen Baoyu slapped Wen Baobao on the head again and said, "Brother, you know a fart, how can ordinary people know the name of the Wen family." ”

Luo Chen's heart has been thinking, Wen Baoyu, Wen Baobao, Wen family brothers, Wen family shuangsha, he connected these together, and finally he thought of something.

He had heard the old ghost master say before that there were two old monsters in the rivers and lakes who were both good and evil, and the reason why he said this was because it was rumored that they never did good deeds, and they never did great evil things, but they especially liked to do some tricks on people, and the Wen family's reputation was also obtained in this way.

The martial arts realm of the Wen family has reached the realm of returning to dust, and the realm of martial arts that Luo Chen knows belongs to the five elements, from low to high, they are, hiding gold, dead wood, chopping water, accepting fire, returning to dust, above it, there are three realms, the old ghost master did not say it explicitly, but let Luo Chen explore the road of martial arts in the future.

I have to say that Luo Chen's encounter tonight is very peculiar, the legendary Wen family not only appeared in front of him, but also put them together, and they are also surnamed because these two people have strange natures and have a little bit of mental problems, otherwise, they would not have to pinch him alive.

"I said, two nephews, Uncle Shi has a question, why are you here?" Luo Chen asked the Wen brothers.

Wen Baobao heard Luo Chen call his nephew, naturally he was not happy, so he picked up a young master for nothing, and another uncle came, when the mall was engaged in promotion, buy one get one free.

So, Wen Baobao said angrily: "Who is your nephew?"

Luo Chen smiled and said, "Of course it's the two of you, she is your master, and I am her younger brother, not your uncle? Luo Chen also pointed to Shen Bing on the side.

The Wen brothers were depressed in their hearts, they originally wanted to accept a baby apprentice, but they were so troubled by Luo Chen, not only did the apprentice not succeed, but instead became someone else's apprentice, and there was more of a cheap uncle.

"If you don't scream, if you don't scream, the master will be angry. Luo Chen began to threaten.

"Uncle Shi!"

"Uncle Shi!"

Although he shouted very reluctantly, and his voice was not loud, Luo Chen was quite satisfied, listen, the Wen family, who was afraid of everyone and wanted everyone to shout and beat, called him uncle, if this was spread, he would definitely have more face.

Luo Chen said happily: "You haven't answered me yet, what are you doing here?"

Wen Baoyu replied, "Find someone." ”

"Who?"

"A great monk. ”

"Strange, why are you looking for a great monk? Do you want to be ordained?"

Wen Baobao said angrily: "Who said that we are going to become a monk, that great monk deceived our brother, and we want to seek revenge from him." ”

"Oh. ”

Luo Chen showed an expression of insecurity that you were deceived with your IQ, and there was absolutely no doubt about it.

“…………”

The Wen brothers had a mad urge, and they didn't know how to express it in words.

"Luo Chen, I want to go back. Shen Bing pulled the corner of his clothes and whispered. The night wind was getting stronger, and she couldn't bear the chill.

Seeing that Shen Bing was a little trembling, Luo Chen took off his coat, gently draped it on her, and said in a soft tone: "Okay, I'll send you!"

"Master, wait for us. The Wen brothers shouted from behind.

"What else?" Luo Chen asked, turning around.

Wen Baobao's expression became very pitiful, and he said embarrassedly: "Master, we are homeless, please take us in." ”