Sister Jiang never hires incompetents, and these four screenwriters are the backbone of various comedy teams. Especially Wu Meng, he was one of the main creators of last year's Spring Festival Gala sketch "I Love My Home".

Wu Meng took the notebook and smiled faintly: "Let's take a look at Mr. Li's demeanor." ”

Sister Jiang said: "Okay, you are busy, Mr. Li should come to the studio tomorrow, and then you will communicate well, you should do your homework first and sort out the revision opinions." ”

Cui Yuandao: "Sister Jiang, is Teacher Li easy to communicate?"

"Good communication, don't worry, as long as your opinions are right, even if you want to rewrite all of Mr. Li's manuscripts, Mr. Li will not mind. ”

Wu Meng was a little unconvinced: "Literati are generally tough, I'm not talking about Teacher Li, I'm not talking about Teacher Li." ”

It is true that there is a common problem of literati - they think very highly of themselves, but it is not only literati, and basically it is common for everyone to feel good about themselves.

Sister Jiang smiled: "You can rest assured, Mr. Li is very willing to take the opinions of others, and he is very broad-minded, at least 36C." ”

Now the four screenwriters are relieved, and they can finally do it boldly.

"Here, hurry up and print it out. ”

"Our work has begun, you know, we are the key to this show!"

Sister Jiang smiled: "You are busy, I have other work." ”

The editorial room is a small independent office with a printer, and after the manuscript is printed and bound, everyone sits at their desk, and each person has prepared pen and paper for correction.

The office fell silent in an instant, and everyone was engaged in their work. But in an instant, the four pairs of eyes lit up almost at the same time.

"Wow!"

"Haha!"

"Good!

……

As soon as the first wave of laughter stopped, it was only about three seconds, and the next wave of laughter resumed:

"Oh my God, this twist!"

"It's too harsh!"

"Haha, this terrier is laughing at me!"

……

Because everyone's reading speed and personal habits are different, the reading progress is naturally different. As a result, in addition to the two waves of laughter that everyone was relatively uniform at the beginning, the laughter in the editing room began to become chaotic and dense, accompanied by the sound of slapping the table from time to time.

Across the door, colleagues in the outside work area looked at the editing room suspiciously, and they didn't know what evil was going on here.

"What's wrong inside?"

"I don't know!"

"Go see?"

"Go ahead, my head hurts from the work at hand. ”

……

After someone knocked on the door, I saw that the four people inside were leaning forward and holding the manuscript, and some people were holding their stomachs and laughing tears.

"What's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing, is there something wrong?" Wu Meng asked.

"No, I'll keep busy, you keep laughing, don't bother. ”

……

The manuscript was finally reviewed, and all the pen and paper prepared by the four of them were useless, because there was no time to care about it when reading the manuscript, and only instinctively smiled.

Wu Meng drank and calmed down for a moment, and said, "Everyone, give me your opinion." ”

Lu Dong: "Uh...... I'm okay with that. ”

Cai Kang: "I'll think about this. ”

Sun Peng: "It's basically perfect. ”

Wu Meng asked: "Basically perfect?" Then you can talk about the flaws. ”

Sun Peng: "Uh......"

Seeing this, Wu Meng proposed, "Why don't we watch it again?"

Everyone nodded hurriedly, and this time they provoked the problem line by line.

But as a result, the joke is fine, the structure is complete, and the rhythm is perfect. After everyone read it again, there was still not a word on the notebook next to them.

I can't change it, I can't change a single word of this manuscript of "I Want to Have a Home".

Not a single word can be changed means that there is no need to change it at all.

For example, suppose there is a sentence in the original text - I have a brother named Shunyu, and you have to change it to "I have a brother named Shunqi", which is also done, but the change makes no sense.

The draft of "I Want to Have a Home" is like this, there is no point in changing it, adding a few more sentences adds to the snake, and subtracting a few sentences destroys the structure and rhythm.

Four words popped out of the heads of these four screenwriters at this moment:

Perfect!Perfect!Perfect!and Perfect!

The four of them looked at each other, as professional comedy screenwriters, they were dressed at this time, from the inside to the outside, from the toes to the hair.

As people in this industry, it's too hard to make them laugh, after all, they are immune to a lot of memes and baggage.

But today's "I Want to Have a Home" completely gave them a new feeling, the joke is new, the content is sharp and spicy, the complaint is full of power, and it is straight to the hearts of the people.

However, at this moment, as new employees who have just been hired with a high salary, they feel that they are really sorry for the high salary if they do not give full play to their professional skills and level.

So, they decided to use their professionalism to find a way to polish this talk show speech and make it to the next level.

"Let's watch it again!"

"Good!"

……

When it was lunch time, several screenwriters came out to receive a box lunch.

Liu Na asked curiously, "What are you looking at in the office?"

"Ah, Mr. Li's manuscript, the first issue of the talk show. Wu Meng said.

"Oh, how?"

Wu Meng pretended to be calm and said: "It's not bad." ”

Sun Peng also said "um", "Yes." ”

The corners of Liu Na's mouth curled slightly, and she said in her heart: Just "good" and "can", you will laugh like an idiot, if this is "perfect", you must not laugh at diabetes?

After eating, several screenwriters who returned to the office were silent for a while, with mixed feelings.

Why the silence?

Because they were recruited to create talk show scripts, this is their duty and value, and as a result, the value of the famous screenwriters in the four industries seems to be invalid, and the meaning of their existence is about equal to 0.

Wu Meng said: "This "I Want to Have a Home" is like this for the time being, I don't think there is any need to change it for the time being. ”

"Well, I think so too. ”

"Let's write the second issue. ”

"Okay, let's start working now! It's smoking outside, and we have to play our value." I don't know what the theme of Mr. Li's second issue is?"

"I think the theme of the rich second generation is very good, why don't you suggest to Mr. Li, let's write this theme in the second issue?"

While talking, Sister Jiang walked into the office and asked, "How is Mr. Li's manuscript reviewed?"

"Uh...... Very good, no need to change. ”

"Don't mind, I've told you before, Mr. Li is open to criticism and opinions. ”

"No, really! Mr. Li's manuscript is completely fine. Sister Jiang, haven't you read Mr. Li's manuscript?"

Sister Jiang shook her head, "No, I was busy just now." ”

Wu Meng asked again: "Sister Jiang, what is the theme of our second episode, we prepared in advance, and everyone must work hard to write the draft of the second episode." If not, what do you think of the theme of the rich second generation?"

"The second issue? Mr. Li has finished writing. ”

"Huh?"

"Can't you?"

Sister Jiang smiled: "What's wrong with this, are you underestimating Teacher Li's work efficiency?"

"No, no, it's a bit scary. ”

Sister Jiang said: "I'll give you the draft, and you can review the draft and revise it." ”

Sister Jiang called Li Fan and asked for the draft of the second issue, and then printed it out and distributed it to a few people, and then turned around to leave.

Wu Meng suddenly handed the manuscript of "I Want to Have a Home" on the table to Sister Jiang, and said, "Sister Jiang, you can take a look at the manuscript of the first issue." ”

"Good. ”

Not long after, bursts of laughter rang out in Sister Jiang's office and the editorial office almost at the same time, but Sister Jiang's laughter was a little crazy.

Everyone said: Yes, another crazy one.

When I got off work in the evening, the opinions in the editorial office were unified again.

Wu Meng frowned and lowered his head, and said casually: "What is the theme of our third issue?"

"Yes, yes, the theme of the third issue! ”

……

"I asked Mr. Li, and he has completed the manuscript of the third issue, but he is not in the dormitory now, and there is no one in the dormitory, so he can't send it to us. ”

When they heard Sister Jiang's answer, the screenwriters were stunned for a while.

In the past, everyone was competing with colleagues, it was really your life and death, but now I have changed to a new unit, this time I finally don't compete with my colleagues, but I compete with the boss, that's really my death!

The editorial office instantly became an ornament, an ornament for empty salaries.

They're thinking about a unified question, why are we here? Are we just giggling with the boss's manuscript?

It's easy...... Smile and have a basic salary of 10,000 yuan!

It's just that I don't know how many days this leisurely job can be done, after all, this doesn't seem to be a charity.

……

The next morning, Li Fan came to school from home, Wang Chuan sat beside him and whispered: "Brother Fan, when will your talk show be recorded, I'll book 6 tickets first." ”

"Why 6 sheets?"

"That girl's dormitory has 5 sisters!"

"Silly you, people create opportunities to be alone, why do you bring so many light bulbs with you?"

"Give your brother and sister face, they all beg your brother and sister! Can't get a ticket, your brother and sister have no face. ”

Li Fan glanced at him, "Where has it been, tell me honestly." ”

"Home plate just hit last night!"

Li Fan was stunned: "Your uncle, so fast, it's only been three or four days!"

"Uh...... You think I'm you?" Wang Chuan walked away with disdain.

Hey, I'm calling this joke!

After two classes in the morning, Li Fan drove to the studio, pushed open the door and asked about everyone's work progress.

"Mr. Li, there is no problem with the cameraman, sound engineer, and lighting engineer, all of them have been contacted. ”

"It's no problem to serve the Tao!"

"The problem of the venue has also been solved, and it is a large field of 1,000 people. ”

……

Li Fan nodded: "Okay, hard work everyone, since it's not a big problem, then our first recording will be scheduled for 8 o'clock on Saturday night." ”

After a few more instructions, Li Fan turned to the editing room, the door of the editing room was open at this time, and the four screenwriters were waiting for the boss to lecture.

Li Fan walked into the editing room, stretched out his hand to greet the four people he met for the first time, and asked: "Yesterday, everyone has reviewed my manuscript, if you have any opinions, don't have any burden, I am willing to accept criticism and correction." ”

The crowd was silent for a moment.

Wu Meng held back a sentence: "That, Mr. Li, it's just amazing, you don't need to change it!"

Li Fan said with a smile: "I said it, don't have any burden, although this manuscript was written by the boss, but I follow the advice, everyone please speak freely." ”

"Not really, perfectly, really!"

Seeing Li Fan's slightly heavy eyes, Wu Meng cautiously asked, "Mr. Li, has the manuscript of the third issue been written?"

"Well, I finished writing it yesterday. ”

Sun Peng: "What about the fourth issue?"

"The fourth issue hasn't been written yet. ”

"Then we-" Wu Meng suddenly stopped, he wanted to say then let's write it, after all, in terms of position, they are the real screenwriters, this is their responsibility.

However, he suddenly realized a problem at this time, if they were really allowed to write, their manuscript could really be more wonderful than Li Fan's? !

It's impossible!

Li Fan asked, "What do you want to say?"

"That'...... Then Mr. Li, what can we do for you, what kind of auxiliary work can we do?" Wu Meng said.

Cui Yuandao: "Yes, Mr. Li, I will find you videos and image materials, and the manuscript of your "I Want to Have a Home" must be matched with materials to be more shocking." ”

Lu Dong hurriedly said: "I have a good PS, and making materials is my strength!"

"Uh......" Li Fan took out a USB drive from his pocket, "I've done this, let's take a look, revise it, and give comments." ”

Everyone looked at the small USB drive, and they were in despair.

Yes, you did everything yourself, you say, do we resign voluntarily or do we resign voluntarily?

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