Chapter 311: Serving a Super Caring Elf

"Master, are you back? The apartment has been renovated according to your opinion, can you see if it's okay? If there is something you are not satisfied with, put it forward, we will change it immediately." "As soon as I opened my eyes, my elven butler flew up to me and asked.

"I just took a look at it, it's good, it's even better than I expected, thank you three......! Are the four unconscionable drunken girls satisfied?" I replied with satisfaction, glancing around, walking over to a wicker chair, and sitting down.

By the way, I asked about Ann and the princess and the four of them, but they were dissatisfied with their complete disregard for me, the head of the family, not only did they not care about me being locked up in a broken gourd, but they were still in the mood to have a dinner together, so I gritted my teeth and said that they had no conscience.

Of course, I'm also joking, not really angry, after all, I bullied Bai Xue first, and then she successfully tricked me into the broken gourd with the help of the daughter Guan Guan who ate inside and out and turned her elbow out.

But I was "a blessing in disguise", not only did I encounter the old unicorn trapped inside, but also recovered part of my soul power with its help, and successfully opened the small world of Paradise Island in my fingers, and brought an old Pixiu's clone out to accompany me.

In this way, it is equivalent to me bringing a military advisor with me to help me plan, and I will have a helper when I encounter any difficulties and troubles in the future.

And listening to the conversation between the old Pixiu and the old unicorn in the gourd, it was also an eye-opener for me to know that there is really a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the world.

I thought that my ten soul potential was already a rare existence, but I didn't expect that there were nine hundred and eighty-one soul gods in the outside world!

At present, I have not officially activated a single soul, and when I only have a little soul power, I am already a mortal existence far away.

Under my soul clairvoyance ability, even if it is a thousand troops among mortals, it is not easy to put me to death, even if it is the best special forces with the most advanced weapons and equipment, I have the ability to resist.

In the eyes of mortals, I already belong to the god-man who defies the sky, not to mention the ninety-nine-eighty-one soul-level godman in the mouth of the old unicorn.

It's just that the old unicorn also mentioned the legend of the ninety-nine to one soul, which even the two of them can't say clearly, so naturally it also aroused my strong interest.

I also want to go to the Heavenly Soul Cultivation Academy's Tibetan Bai~10,000#^^ Xiao!

"The host, the previous two hostesses, a little host, and a guest praised the effect of this apartment after the renovation, it should be very satisfied. Do you have to convey to them all the things you have just said that my mistress and the little master have no conscience, and when they wake up? But you are also our host, so it is necessary to ask for your opinion before passing it on. Ann and Princess Ann's elven butler said to me earnestly.

"Yes, master, you have just said bad things about my hostess who have no conscience, I wonder if I can also convey it when she wakes up?" asked the elven butler of the Purple Swift in the same earnest.

After listening to their questions, I was also speechless, I didn't expect that this elf butler was quite serious and rigorous in doing things, and even jokes were taken seriously.

"Oh...... This one...... Ahem...... Oh, yes, in this case, you don't have to convey the bad things I just said, just treat them as if you were never born, and if you hear them say bad things about me behind my back, remember to write them down word for word, and come back to me. I coughed dryly, a little embarrassed, and replied with a whim.

I thought that if I conveyed this to the four of them, I would definitely be "hunted down" by them in this apartment until I died.

However, since the elf butler still has this function of loyal protector, it would be too wasteful not to use it, in the spirit that waste is shameful, I used my power for personal gain, abused my power, pretended to be public for personal gain, and the communiqué conveyed to the elf butler the first rule I formulated as the master, of course, this rule is for the four of them, and I am the only beneficiary.

"Okay, master. Then the four of them said more than 1,300 bad things about you during the meal just now, do you want to repeat them to you now?" I had just finished speaking, when I heard my little elven butler ask seriously.

"What? In just one hour of eating, four people said more than 1,300 bad things about me? On average, one person said more than 400 words? It seems that I, the head of the family, have failed to be judged in such a way. It seems that I can't be merciful anymore in the future, and I have to add these four girls with an iron fist! Hmph! By the way, you are tired of repeating these more than 1,300 sentences, and I don't have so much time to listen, so why don't you summarize, summarize, analyze, and tell me the key content. I was horrified and grumbled "through gritted teeth."

After saying this, I can imagine that the four of them must have been eating and toasting before, and counting me with their mouths full of oil.

I just don't know what the four of them will say about me, the most handsome, the most righteous, the most gentle, the most considerate, and the kindest of the underworld in history, I feel good about myself, and wait patiently for the elf butler to summarize the four of them who say bad things about me.

"I've heard the four of them say 1,372 bad things about you, 50 percent of them are gnashing their teeth, 30 percent are about biting spicy crabs, and 20 percent of them are used to stomp their feet, slap the table, smash wine bottles, and roll their eyes from time to time. Among them, the most talked about content can be summed up in only four, that is, bad mouth, no conscience, violent maniac, and drunkard. My elven butler analyzed earnestly.

"Ahh If I hadn't racked my brains to design, would they have been able to live in such a beautiful underwater dragon palace?If I hadn't damaged them so often, would they have known their own shortcomings? Would this be considered a bad mouth? If I hadn't beaten them from time to time, would they have a long memory? Can this be considered a violent maniac?" I listened to the analysis and summary of the elven butler, and protested with great dissatisfaction.

"Master, these more than 1,300 bad words do not include the bad words that the four of them said in their dreams after they fell asleep just now. Would you like to analyze it for you, too?" asked my elven butler again earnestly.

"No need! In this case, after a while, if any of the four of them speak ill of me in their dreams, every time they say a word, you will draw a little king basa with ink on their faces, and if you say a good word, you will erase the bastard and change it into an egg. Well, that's all for today's topic of bad things about me. Now I'm hungry, you can help me order a beef ramen set online and send it here, then help me put the bath water away, I eat a bowl of noodles, take a shower, I have to go to bed, I have to get up early tomorrow, it's time to go to school. I said, waving my hand.

He casually came up with a bad idea, planning to reorganize the four of them, which can be regarded as a small warning to them, if they dare to challenge the Tianwei of me, the head of the family, in the future, it will not be as simple as a bastard on the face.

"Okay, master. I'm good at drawing, and I'll do this bastard thing seriously, so don't worry. The elven butler of the purple swift replied earnestly, turned around and flew away, I know that those four girls who dare to speak ill of me behind my back should be unlucky.

"Should this beef ramen be thin or wide? If it is thin, should it be capillary, thin, second thin, or three thin? If it is wide, should it be leek, wide, wide or trouser noodles? Will it be coriander and garlic sprouts? Or is it just one of them? Is the spicy rice slightly spicy, medium spicy, or spicy? Do you want beef noodles in clear soup or braised beef noodles? Is it dry or soup? Do you want to add meat? Add noodles? Add eggs, do you want kimchi? Do you want cakes? Please let the host make it clear. My little elf butler asked respectfully.

"Hmm...... Beef noodles in clear soup, noodles should be two fine, no coriander, spicy and spicy, eggs and kimchi, just add a portion of meat and patty. By the way, don't cook the noodles for too long, I like to have a little gluten. I thought about it and said.

"Okay, master, I'm going to order a meal, please wait a moment. My little elven butler flew away as well.

"Master, do you want to use distilled water, mineral water, hot spring water, medicinal bath, green tea bath, bamboo salt bath, lemon bath, lavender bath, honey bath, ginger bath, or milk bath, is the temperature room temperature, medium temperature, high temperature, is the surf massage function turned on, is it sprinkled with flower petals, is it turned on background music mode, is it light music, jazz, classical music, or pop music, is it sauna mode, is it dry steaming, is it wet steaming, is it ......?" The last remaining elf butler of Princess Ann asked respectfully, but I interrupted before I could finish speaking.

"Stop! Why do you have so many questions? There are so many options for taking a bath? In this way, just ordinary hot spring water, medium temperature, put on some light music, and adjust to a state of insulation. Go ahead. I closed my eyes a little tiredly and said, intending to close my eyes for a while before the beef noodles were served.

And Princess Ann's elven butler flew away quickly to help me prepare the bath water.

As soon as I squinted for a while, I smelled the fragrance of beef noodles and immediately became appetizing.

I instinctively opened my eyes to see that my elven butler had already brought me noodles.

"By the way, help me get some vinegar. I tasted it, and I felt that the taste was really good, but it was a pity that there was a little bit of vinegar missing, so I hurriedly said to the elf butler guarding beside me.

"Okay, master. After the elf butler finished speaking, he turned around and flew away.

While waiting for the vinegar, I picked up the braised egg and peeled it, and as soon as I finished peeling the eggshell and took a bite, the elf butler came back.

I threw the braised egg into the noodles, poured some vinegar, stirred it, and devoured it.

After eating the noodles, I got up and walked to my bedroom bathroom, intending to take a comfortable bath and go to bed.

When I got to the bathroom, I saw that the bath water was almost ready, and the elf butler was helping me choose a song with soft music.

I simply let her go, and let her also go to help the elf butler of the purple swift to draw the bastard, so as not to feel uncomfortable staying next to this bathtub.

Then I undressed, lay comfortably in the bathtub, and soon fell into a deep sleep......

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