Chapter 106: Pee on Your Face!
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The scene of the "God of Food" competition.
There was a dead silence, and everyone looked at the scene in front of them with strange expressions.
On the stage, Su Qi and Wang Rulong were playing table tennis without others, and they talked happily, like old friends who hadn't seen each other for many years.
"Brother Rulong, your ball skills are very good. ”
"Hehe, Brother Su has won the prize, and I see that your skills are not bad. ”
"Eat me a slap in the sky!"
"Come on, watch me descend the dragon and block your Yitian shot!"
"Good martial arts, admire below. ”
"Brother Su is humble again, I'm not as good as you. ”
Chen Xinhua: "......"
Jia Yingda: "......"
Song Dahai: "......"
Luo Zhenyu: "......"
Sun Zhifei: "......"
Zhang Wanru: "......"
Everyone had a speechless expression, Yang Hao in the audience covered his face, looking like I didn't know them, and many viewers also twitched the corners of their mouths.
Playing table tennis with beef balls?
Still relying on the sky to shoot?
Still descending the dragon shooting?
Fuck your sister!
This is a serious!
I've never heard of anyone who can use cow balls as table tennis players!
It's delicious and fun together, that's what it means?
But although it seems a bit nonsense, it is really novel!
How did Su Qi's head grow? How did he come up with it?
Chen Xinhua said: "Okay, Su Qi, we have seen the fun of this popping peeing cow pill, I don't know how it tastes?"
Su Qi put away the racket, Wang Rulong also returned to the audience, Su Qi took out a popping peeing cow ball, and said with a smile: "The taste, it is naturally delicious and refreshing." ”
Jia Yingda said disdainfully: "Just beef balls, where can they be delicious?"
Su Qi glanced at him: "It's much better than your tattered Buddha jumping over the wall." ”
"What are you talking about?" Jia Yingda's eyes widened, his face turned red with anger, and he dared to say that his Buddha jumping over the wall was in tatters?
It was a high-quality ingredient shipped back from abroad, and several judges couldn't stop praising it after eating it, and what you said was too annoying.
Su Qi looked contemptuous, and put on a look that I just like you and don't like me, but I have to work with me to build socialism with characteristics.
Jia Yingda choked on his anger.
On the judges' seat, Luo Zhenyu also had a gloomy face, Jia Yingda was the baby bump in his heart, and he was his beloved apprentice, and he was scolded in public by Su Qi, and his face naturally couldn't get over it.
Luo Zhenyu snorted coldly: "Jia Yingda's Buddha jumping over the wall doesn't need you to comment, but your cow balls, I don't think there is any value, and it is even more nonsense to play as a table tennis ball." ”
Su Qi raised his head, his eyes were slightly cold, "Judge Luo, you better take care of yourself first, don't cry after a while." ”
Su Qi's words made Luo Zhenyu's face change suddenly, did he know that he was looking for Brother Long? Could it be that Brother Long sold himself? Or was he cheating himself?
Luo Zhenyu looked puzzled for a while, and his heart was uncertain.
On the field, Su Qi's beef balls were divided into six parts and sent to the judges of each group, after everyone saw it, but no one ate it, Huo Xiaoyun curiously picked up a cow ball and threw it on the ground.
Knock, knock -
"I actually jumped up, so elastic. Huo Xiaoyun looked surprised, as if he had discovered a new continent.
Everyone looked incredible, even the old artist Zhang Aisheng picked up a cow ball, carefully looked at it for a long time, and kept pinching it in his hand.
The camera gave a big close-up, and the expressions of several judges suddenly appeared on the screen behind it, and the audience saw the judges with a curious look of baby, and they also became curious.
Su Qi couldn't help blushing when he saw this scene on the side, this scene was indeed too funny, everyone was confused and curious with a capital letter.
Chen Xinhua came back to his senses and said with a bitter face: "Judges, let's stop playing, let's taste it first." ”
I don't blame him for this expression, he has hosted so many sessions of "God of Food", when have you ever seen a judge pick it up and play first without eating?
Nima can still play with what he eats, which is the only one for Su Qi here.
Looking at the previous competitions, which player has this ability?
Liu Jun exclaimed: "It turns out that the purpose of hammering the beef so hard just now is to make the beef full of elasticity." ”
Sun Zhifei also nodded: "Yes, the layer of beef on top of the beef balls is evenly densified, and it is full of sturdy, no wonder it can be played as a table tennis ball." ”
Zhang Aisheng's eyes showed appreciation, and the more he looked at Su Qi, the more he liked it: "It's really smart." ”
Seeing this, Luo Zhenyu snorted: "I don't think it's anything, it still bursts peeing cow pills? What's the matter, it still pees?"
When Su Qi heard this, he laughed at the time: "It will really pee." ”
Luo Zhenyu also smiled: "Su Qi, do you treat us as fools?
Su Qi spread his hands and said, "Judge Luo, I didn't lie to you, it really pees." ”
Luo Zhenyu laughed angrily: "Okay, I want to see how it pees." ”
Su Qi raised his eyebrows: "What if I can really pee? Why don't you bet on something, Judge Luo?"
Luo Zhenyu raised the bar and said, "Okay, I'll accompany you, say, what do you want to bet?"
Su Qi said with a smile: "Just bet cash, 100,000 yuan, if you win, I will give you 100,000, otherwise, you give it to me." ”
Luo Zhenyu nodded without hesitation: "No problem." ”
When Su Qi heard this, he smiled even more happily, he knew that Luo Zhenyu would definitely agree, because judging from the fact that Tong Guò was kidnapped by the underworld, he was definitely worth a lot of money, and now he saw that it was really the case.
100,000 yuan is not a collapse for people, just take it.
Seeing that Su Qi agreed, Luo Zhenyu sneered even more, because the fact that Niu Maru would pee was unbelievable to him.
He has been in the food industry for 30 years, and he has never heard of cow balls peeing, which is a fantasy for him.
It's simply impossible!
But how did he know that Su Qi was not a person from this world at all, and the technology he brought was something that had never appeared in this world at all!
Luo Zhenyu's mood at this time is very simple, just like before Magellan completed his round-the-world voyage, who dares to say that the earth is round, and it is a slap in the face to shine in the past, and the earth is round, who are you fooling?
For Luo Zhenyu, this is the state now, because he has never seen it, so he doesn't believe it, and his thoughts are already deep-rooted.
in the audience.
"Look, Su Qi is working with the judges again. ”
"Haha, I even have to gamble. ”
"Professor Su is really troublesome. ”
"Who do you think will win?"
"I don't know, Professor Su, look at him so confident. ”
"Not necessarily, I'm also a chef, and I've been in this business for almost ten years, and I've never heard of a cow ball that can pee. ”
"That's true, I've eaten a lot of beef balls, but I've never seen one that can spray water. ”
"It's really fake, then isn't Su Qi going to lose?"
"But I don't think Professor Su is so stupid. ”
"It's not clear, let's look at the situation. ”
Stage.
Su Qi walked in front of Luo Zhenyu with a smile, picked up a cow pill and said, "Judge Luo, you can keep your eyes open." ”
Luo Zhenyu sneered and didn't speak, his character is actually very stubborn, and he will never question something when he recognizes it, he thinks that Su Qi is playing tricks!
At this time, Su Qi, who was opposite Luo Zhenyu, gently threw the entire cow pill into his mouth, and then under Luo Zhenyu's disdainful gaze, he opened his mouth and bit it violently, and suddenly, a column of water flew out!
It squirted more than a meter away!
Before Luo Zhenyu could react, he was sprayed with a jet of water, and the shirt on his body was also soaked, and he was caught off guard, his eyes and mouth were full of water.
Liu Jun and Sun Zhifei beside him were stunned.
I cǎo?
Does Nima really pee?
What the hell is going on?
Luo Zhenyu was also stunned!
Su Qi pulled out two napkins, and exaggerated while handing them to Luo Zhenyu: "Oh, judge Luo, why are you urinated on your face, and you don't want to hide back." ”
Hearing this, Luo Zhenyu couldn't spit out a mouthful of old blood.
Dodge?
I'm hiding from your sister!
You're obviously coming for me, okay?
They are all standing in front of me, where am I going to hide?
Obviously you just want to shoot me in the face!
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