At this moment, if there is any word to describe the mood of people who are listening to the campus radio, I am afraid that there is no more appropriate word except for the vulgar "shock".

This amazing [tour the West Lake, mention the tin pot, the tin pot drops the West Lake, pity the tin pot] of the upper link, countless people have given their own lower links in hundreds of years, but they are not subtle and accurate enough, in the words of the hostess of the Chenhua University radio station, it is "flawed"!

There are indeed a lot of flawed downlinks, such as:

Looking for Jinshi, meeting Jinshi, short-sighted Jinshi, all Jinshi;

Take a short chair, hang a satin shirt, smash a satin shirt on a short chair, and break a short chair;

……

However, there is no impeccable Jialian!

This famous solitary couplet, stumped Su Shi, Zhu Xi and countless other writers, just in this lightning and fire, it was overcame by a student, and it was perfectly overcome, how can it not be shocking, not surprising, not amazing?

Vice Principal Feng Zheng was stunned.

"Wonderful! this kid ...... Wizard!

Xiaoxiao, a lesbian, also slapped the table, "I have been sorry for Jiuwan for a long time, 'West Lake' to 'Jiuwan', the lake water to the valley, rigorous and neat, beautiful!"

Dean Choi of the Faculty of Arts was excitedly wandering around his office, chanting over and over again, and then nodding his head heavily, "Hmm! good!"

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Li Fan's subordinate link, in his previous life, has not been satisfactory for hundreds of years, until 1986, Zhao Yanhua gave this lower link. Li Fan made a slight change in this painting and changed the place name to Jiuwan Valley in Huaguo, after all, it must conform to the characteristics of this time and space.

When this couplet was born from Li Fan's mouth, it directly shook the live broadcast room of the Chenhua University radio station, and the students of Chenhua couldn't sit still, everyone was full of shock, and their eyes flashed with unbelievable eyes.

"It's impossible!"

"It's been hundreds of years, and he solved it with one mouth?"

"This mouth has been opened, right?"

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it!"

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Whether they believe it or not, anyway, it's time for Beijing University to send three links to Chenhua.

Xiaoya turned her head and said, "Which of us will go out first?"

Swish!

The eyes of more than 10 seniors were all focused on Li Fan, after all, the next link just now conquered everyone and frightened everyone.

In fact, it's not just a simple downlink, but also the previous 18 downlink, as well as new exams, and national idols!

In fact, Xiaoya also intended to let Li Fan make a connection, so she asked excitedly: "Li Fan, are you prepared?"

"I was temporarily arrested by Sister Yaya, and I really wasn't prepared. ”

"Ah, that-" Xiao Ya was about to say that forget it, and let the other seniors take the prepared Shanglian to read to Chenhua, but her words were cut off by Li Fan, and then in the next scene, she felt that she had seen the hell again.

"Then I'll think of one. Li Fan frowned and thought about it.

Everyone was shocked again, and now I want to think that it is easy to associate the next link from above, and it is more difficult to directly come out of the upper link, and we have all recorded the hard work of the upper link in the small book, but you want to think about it? Moreover, this link is a decisive game.

Yu Guanqiu immediately opened his notebook and wanted to give Xiaoya the wonderful Shanglian that was preparing for a holiday, but he just stood up and took a step forward, but he sat back in his seat and lowered his head in discouragement.

Xiaoya asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay, it's okay!" Yu Guanqiu slapped himself twice in his heart, reminding himself again not to treat Li Fan as a mortal, which mortal can shake his lips and conquer the hundreds of years of solitary unions? This thing is not a normal person, be sure again, it is not a normal person!!

"Yes, how about everyone look at this?" Li Fan looked at everyone and said, "Qiao Nu is naturally delicate, and she hates rouge gum face!"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then exclaimed that this was a wonderful uplink. But when Li Fan listed the restrictions, everyone's surprise was raised to another level, and they immediately shouted that it was difficult!!

Li Fan's request for the lower link is: Because Qiao Nu refers to Xiao Qiao, the lower link should be linked in Zhou Yu's tone.

There is an allusion to this couplet in the previous life: when the Cantonese opera performance artist Mr. Xue Juexian rehearsed "Miss Qiao's Three Qi Zhou Yu" in 1943, he wanted to use a couplet in the play, so he published a revelation in the newspaper with the title of "Xue Juexian's Expedition to the Union". The upper link of the troupe is: [Qiao Nu is naturally delicate, and she hates rouge gum face].

The subtlety of this couplet, first of all, is to split the word couplet, Qiao + female = Jiao, and secondly, the five words "rouge glue Xiao face" are all the same side.

Xiaoya pulled the microphone directly, and her voice was very excited: "Friendship school! Attention friendship school! Listen to friendship school! Our uplink is [Qiao Nu is naturally delicate, and she hates rouge gum Xiao face] ......"

When they heard this link, the entire live broadcast room of Chenhua University was silent, and then everyone lowered their heads, picked up paper and pencil and silently conceived there.

After a while, someone handed the next link to the host, and the host read: "Friendship school, how about this link [boy's good nephew, love poetry and commentary]?"

Xiao Ya's voice came over the airwaves: "Not at all!"

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Host: "Friendship school, how about [the master stays for a while, how about sorrel with alcoholic mash]?"

Xiaoya: "There are flaws!"

Yes, this time Xiaoya has also become a flawed host.

Just when everyone was at a loss, the door of the live broadcast room was quietly opened, and Professor Zhou from the School of Arts and Humanities of Chenhua University walked into the live broadcast room.

Everyone got up and was just about to say hello, when Professor Zhou raised his finger: "Shhhh

Professor Zhou walked up to the host, opened the notebook in his hand and handed it to her, and whispered, "Look at how I am!"

When all the students saw that Professor Zhou had appeared, they suddenly felt that they had a backer, although they could win each other, but it was a little disgraceful, and before the end of the show, they would explain the situation to the opposite Beijing University.

Look, these students at Chenhua University are quite stylish. But who told you you're going to win?

The host glanced at it and said happily: "Friendship school, although the words of the people are credible, it is always okay to prevent Weishui from mixing the Jingjiang River, right?"

Xiaoya's voice: "There is a flaw!"

Li Fan's voice: "Remind the friendly school, the next link must come from Zhou Yu's mouth, and it can be called a wonderful pair in line with Zhou Yu's identity characteristics, please pay attention to the norms." ”

The host said in his heart: This is not from the mouth of Zhou Yu, this is from the mouth of Professor Zhou!

Professor Zhou was slightly embarrassed, he just had a flash of inspiration and thought of this beautiful downlink, thinking that he would meet Li Fan when he came over, but he didn't expect that he had a flaw.

Finding a seat, Professor Zhou sat down, and he and all the classmates formed a row, bowing his head and frowning to think about the next link.

Xiaoya's voice kept lingering in the live broadcast room, buzzing to make everyone uneasy:

"Give the last three minutes to the friendship school!"

"There are still 15 seconds left!"

"What, give you a few more minutes? Okay, the last two minutes!"

“10！9！8…… It's time, next couplet!"

Seven or eight students in the live broadcast room were wailing, it was too difficult!

Teacher Zhou got up, took a long breath, and then took out his mobile phone and walked out of the live broadcast room silently.

At this time, in the live broadcast room of Beijing University, Yu Guanqiu and others also put down their pen and paper, and looked at Li Fan's back in a daze, they also failed, and no one could give a link that met Li Fan's requirements.

It's really hard to live in two prestigious schools across the street!

Xiao Ya said: "Li Fan, give them the next uplink!"

Li Fan turned around and said, "I'm not prepared, why don't you seniors come this time?"

Everyone shook their heads in unison and said in unison, "No, you come!!"

"Okay, I'll think about it again!"

Li Fanxiang's idea is uplinked, but he is repeatedly counting which bomb to throw from the memory bank.

After a while, Li Fan said: "There is, [Wangjianglou, Wangjiangliu, Wangjianglou Wangjiangliu, Jianglou is eternal, Jiangliu is eternal]!"

As soon as Li Fan's words fell, Xiaoya directly raised the volume and said: "Friendship school, our next link is: Wangjiangliu, Wangjiangliu, Wangjiangliu Wangjiangliu, Huh?

Li Fan sneered and said, "Friendly school, listen up, [Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Stream, Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Tower, Jiangliu Down, Jianglou Eternity, Jiangliu Eternity]!"

There is an allusion to this coincidence, it is said that a genius from the south of the Yangtze River in the Qing Dynasty, he climbed the Wangjiang Tower one day, saw the beautiful scenery along the river, on a whim, wrote down the upper couplet, and immediately praised it, so he was intoxicated with the idea of the upper couplet, but the lower link could not be written, so he had to regret the book on the Wangjiang Tower.

There is no doubt that everyone is confused again!

It's just that in the live broadcast room of Chenhua University, there are more and more people who are confused at this time.

Professor Zhou called two more colleagues, Mr. Cheng and Mr. Xia. The group of people all locked their brows, wrote and ticked in the notebook, ticked and wrote!

……

"Listen to the bell pavilion, listen to the bell ringing, listen to the bell ringing in the bell pavilion, the bell pavilion is a hundred years, the bell is ringing for a hundred years. ”

"Flawed!"

……

"Wen Mo Fang, Wen Mo Fang, Wen Mo Fang in Wen Mo Fang, Mo Fang ten thousand years, Mo Fang ten thousand years. ”

"Flawed!"

……

"It's time for the friendship school, and we're going to have the last couplet!"

Professor Zhou, Teacher Cheng, and Teacher Xia and seven or eight students looked at each other and smiled dumbly.

"Our third link is [Smoke Lock Pond Willow], please answer from your friend school!"

Professor Zhou said: "Students, the last question, how can we get it right? Don't let Li Fan shave bald!"

"Professor Zhou, just take a look!"

Everyone quickly conceived, and the book rustled, and everyone was shocked to find that this seemed to be more difficult!

Professor Zhou was stupid, Teacher Cheng was blind, Teacher Xia had no clue, and the students were blind.

Then, a sweet voice came from the airwaves.

"Flawed!"

"Flawed!"

"Flawed!"

……

Someone gave up directly, and he teased the host: "Huang Ling, she took your mantra!"

"Die!"

This Shanglian [Smoke Lock Pond Willow] is known as the absolute historical level, from Chen Zisheng's "Zhongzhou Thatched Cottage Collection".

There is also an allusion that during the Qianlong period, there was an opening examination, and the two candidates stood out, and it was difficult to distinguish between them. Qianlong then tried this couplet, one saw the union and turned around on the spot, and the other thought for a long time and left. Qianlong then appointed the first to go first.

When the ministers asked why, Qianlong said: "My union is absolute, and those who can judge it at first sight must be highly talented." ”

This kind of historical-level couplet that bullied people directly extinguished the arrogance of the couplet masters in Chenhua University, and everyone could only think about the center in frustration.

Xiao Ya looked at the tall and handsome Li Fan beside her, and suddenly felt that Li Fan's whole body was flashing with golden light, this god man!

She retracted her adoring gaze and said, "Friendship school, your time has come, the three Shanglian halberds have sunk into the sand, and our current program is over, or, let's see you next time?"

"Give us five more minutes and we'll think about the last uplink. ”

Li Fan took off his headphones and raised three fingers to Xiaoya.

Xiao Ya said: "I'll give you three more minutes!"

Li Fan shook his head: "God!"

Xiaoya was stunned, "Ah? Then give you three days, and contact us at any time if you come up with an answer." ”

Li Fan said again: "Two of the three are wonderful, even if we lose!"

Xiao Ya shuddered, is this blown up? She said: "Friendship school, classmate Li Fan said, within three days, as long as your school can make two of these wonderful pairs, even if our Beijing University is defeated!"

On the airwaves, Chenhua University said proudly: "It doesn't take three days, one day is enough, and I will send you a link at this time tomorrow!"

Xiaoya: "Okay, goodbye to the friendship school! This issue of the "Couplet Friends" program ends here, thank you for the guests here today, Yu Guanqiu, president of the Poetry Society, and Feng Xiaotian, president of the Couplet Association...... And, today's special guest, Li Fan, give a round of applause to Li Fan!"

Wow!

The applause in the live broadcast room was warm, and Li Fan waved his hand to everyone with a smile.

"See you in the next issue of "Friends of the Couplet"!"

There is no next issue of "Couplet Friends", because Chenhua will no longer compete with Beijing University after this battle, and "Couplet Friends" has to be renamed "Couplet Bumper on School", which is only carried out among students of the school.

Putting down the headset and turning off the machine, Xiao Ya grabbed Li Fan's hand, jumped excitedly, and wanted to kiss Li Fan, "You are too powerful!

Syllable!

Lu Yaya patted Xiaoya's hand and said, "Eh, people have a master, don't move your hands." ”

"Isn't that emotional?"

Yu Guanqiu said: "Hehe, emotional communication is heart-to-heart communication, not hand-to-hand communication, you shouldn't shake hands, you should have heart-to-heart." ”

"It's too," Xiaoya opened her arms and said, "Come, Li Fan, hug!"

Lu Yaya pulled Xiaoya and said, "Don't make trouble! Go out to eat, I'll treat you to celebrate Li Fan's victory over Chenhua University on behalf of our Beijing University." ”

Li Fan scratched his head and said, "I still have to go to military training?"

Yu Guanqiu said: "Hey, what's the meaning of military training, go, senior brother will lead you to be chic, and senior brother will settle the matter of military training for you!"

Li Fan was escorted away by his brothers and sisters in this way, and went to the restaurant around the school to rub it.

And these three uplinks quickly fermented on the Internet.

Social celebrities have a characteristic, that is, they can be on the news with a sneeze, and Li Fan is no exception.

Li Fan's three uplinks for Chenhua spread out on the Internet at a very fast speed, and then the entire Chinese netizens were not calm, what kind of demon and monster is this Nima? It is much more difficult than Li Fan two years ago to guess the idiom caused by the radical!

"Outside the nickname, Shuai Li is bullying people again!"

"A few days ago, I bullied the freshmen of this school, and this time I bullied the enemy school, Chenhua University, you ...... You're doing that!"

"Li Fan, I hate handsome and talented people like you the most, and besides, you are crooked!"

"I've been conquered by Shuai Li again!"

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In the evening, the famous writer Mo Yu published a Weibo: Li Fan's three pairs of Shanglian Lianlian can be called a classic absolute, not a momentary effort, or carefully thought, or by chance, it is not easy!

Immediately afterwards, Dean Cui also posted a Weibo: Let me talk about the difficulty of the "smoke lock pond willow". In terms of structure, the five characters of this couplet use five elements as the side, which is the structural difficulty; In terms of artistic conception, it is simple to five words, but it depicts a quiet pond surrounded by green willows and shrouded in smoke...... Therefore, it is not easy to make a good downlink.

Xiaoxiao's Weibo is very simple, she reprinted Dean Cui's Weibo, and then only commented on a "crying" expression.

A cut Mei posted on Weibo, two words: headache!

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In addition to the fact that many scholars were so embarrassed by these three couplets that their heads were about to be blown up, the official Weibo of Beijing University also published a Weibo.

Weibo is very simple, first of all, Li Fan's three pairs of uplink:

Smoke lock pond willow;

Tour the West Lake, mention the tin pot, the tin pot drops the West Lake, and it is a pity that the tin pot is lost;

Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Flow, Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Tower, Jianglou Eternal, Jiangliu Eternal;

Then, three words were evaluated: wonderful! wonderful!

What the majority of netizens didn't expect was that the official Weibo of Chenhua University also forwarded it, and also commented: Difficult! Difficult!

The two famous schools have come and gone, and it is also a joke.

It's night.

Dean Cui wore reading glasses, lay on the desk in the study and meditated, sighing!

……

Professor Zhou of Chenhua University was lying on the bed, holding a notebook at a loss.

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The president of Chenhua University stood in front of the window of the living room, looking in the direction of Beijing University in a daze, and continued to be in a daze. That night, the great regret of missing out on genius tormented him again.

I knew that now, I tried every means to tie Li Fan to Chenhua University!