Chapter Twenty-Six: Smack?
As soon as he entered the door, Lee Myung-choo immediately shamelessly rubbed into Kim Taeyeon's side again. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Goddess~ Have you changed your mind?" After Li Mingqiu sat down, he immediately pinched Kim Tae-yeon's shoulder flatteringly.
And Kim Taeyeon didn't refuse Lee Myung-cho's courtesy, isn't it all like this on TV? In order to please the boss, he can do anything, just pinch his shoulder, it's not a big deal.
Hearing Lee Myung-choo's words, Kim Taeyeon deliberately pretended not to understand and asked, "What did you change your mind?"
"Goddess~ I was wrong~ I shouldn't talk back to you~ So you look at the salary? You see?" Speaking of salary, Lee Myung-choo's face had a more flattering expression, and his two hands massaged Kim Tae-yeon's shoulders more diligently.
But it's impossible for Kim Taeyeon to change his mind about this matter, this product just doesn't have a long memory, and if he goes back now, it will definitely not take long for him to change back to his previous virtue, and he must be taught a lesson.
So Kim Taeyeon refused without hesitation: "This matter will be decided first, but if you perform well in the future, the salary is still easy to say." ”
Kim Taeyeon also knows that words can't be said to death, and she has to give Lee Myung-choo a hope!
But after Li Mingqiu heard Kim Taeyeon's words, his face obviously turned into a disappointed expression, but then his eyes rolled, as if he thought of something, and continued with a pretended sincerity: "Goddess, just now I kept reflecting on myself outside, and finally found my mistake, in order to make you happy, I found a lot of interesting jokes." ”
It's time to show the real technique!!Kim Taeyeon!, let's use you to test the results of my practice!!
After listening to Li Mingqiu's words, although Kim Taeyeon didn't know what medicine he was selling in his gourd, he was not interested in it, but Lin Yuna was looking forward to it, and said directly to Li Mingqiu: "What kind of joke?
Speaking of Kim Taeyeon's long salary to Lee Myung-choo, Lin Yuna herself is happy, what do you say these two people are doing so clearly now? Sooner or later, can't they live together?
But neither Kim Taeyeon nor Lee Myung-joo knew what Lin Yuna thought, and in the hearts of these two people, they never even thought that they would be together.
Kim Taeyeon doesn't like Lee Myung-chok's character, and Lee Myung-choo also doesn't like Kim Tae-yeon's temper of talking with his feet, how could such two people think of being a couple with each other?
But what Li Mingqiu likes now is Lin Yun'er, and now seeing her smiling, Li Mingqiu's soul is about to fly, and he said without even thinking about it: "Of course!
However, he did not forget the main purpose of telling the joke, and organized the language and said to Kim Taeyeon: "There is a little white rabbit who wants to go to a certain place, but he got lost at a junction in the forest, and he happened to see a little black rabbit, so he asked it for directions, and the little black rabbit said, I can tell you, but you have to let me... Hmm, what should I do? ahem... Wait a minute!"
Unfortunately, Lee Myung-choo embarrassed to forget the content, but it's normal to forget, although he just watched a lot of interesting content, but this one was the last thing he watched, and before he finished reading it, he was called in by Kim Taeyeon.
And now that he wants to tell a joke, Li Mingqiu was most impressed by the last one he watched, and he talked about this "joke" directly without thinking about it.
Although he forgot the words, Li Mingqiu was also a little embarrassed, but his face was as thick as his, and he directly took out his mobile phone and read the joke that he hadn't finished just now.
His move really amused Kim Taeyeon and Lim Yoona, telling a joke is so unreliable, what else do you say?
However, they didn't interrupt him, they also wanted to know what the black rabbit wanted to do, so they just smiled and waited for Li Mingqiu's next words.
"Oh, the black rabbit said you let me snap, I'll tell you, the white rabbit thought about it, just... Only... The more Li Mingqiu read it, the more cold sweat on his forehead became!
Why is this such a! Nima! What the hell is a snap?
Cautiously glanced at Kim Taeyeon, and found that there was no displeased expression on her face, but the expectation just now was gone, Li Mingqiu breathed a sigh of relief, and said worriedly: "Why don't you change the joke... ”
But who knows, Kim Taeyeon didn't think about it, and directly refused: "Don't! You keep reading! I want to hear how this joke can make you so happy." ”
"This... ”
"Hehe, if it's a man, you can continue to read!"
Looking at Kim Taeyeon's expression, Li Mingqiu couldn't refuse, so he could only continue to read: "After thinking about it, the white rabbit agreed to the black rabbit's request, and then continued to move forward, and came to a junction again, still don't know how to go?" At this time, a little gray rabbit came, so the little white rabbit asked it the way, the little gray rabbit also proposed to snap with it and then tell it, the little white rabbit agreed again, and then continued to walk, but encountered a fork in the road, at the same time came a little yellow rabbit, the little white rabbit asked it for directions, the little yellow rabbit also made the same request, the little white rabbit still agreed, and when it arrived at the destination, the little white rabbit was pregnant, so the question is, whose child is the little white rabbit pregnant?
After reading this, Li Mingqiu's entire back was almost soaked with sweat, MD He never thought that this article would be so rogue, and he snapped it in front of the two girls, no matter how thick-skinned he was, he felt very embarrassed now.
Looking at Lin Yun'er again, her whole pretty face turned red, as an untrained "girl", listening to a man tell this kind of joke in person still made her a little unacceptable.
However, Kim Tae-yeon's reaction was not as strong as Lin Yun'er's, although she was also a little angry in her heart, she still looked at Li Mingqiu with a calm face and said, "Then what is the answer?
What a joke is this? It's clearly a bit of a brain teaser! Is it teasing my IQ?
Thinking of this, Kim Taeyeon's face obviously had a sense of unhappiness.
However, Li Mingqiu regrets it a little now, why didn't he pick what he had seen before? Inertial thinking, after reading the previous ones, he thought that this article was also a pleasing paragraph, MD Who would have thought that it would be like this?
However, Li Mingqiu still had a trace of luck in his heart, hoping that the final answer would turn around and come directly to an answer that made people laugh.
Thinking of this, Li Mingqiu looked at the last sentence on his phone and read it softly: "You let me... !!"
Before he finished reading, Li Mingqiu jumped up directly from the sofa!
Wow rub! This answer is too bad! This Nima has to say it! Kim Taeyeon can't kill him!
And Kim Taeyeon didn't know the answer, but seeing that Li Mingqiu reacted so much, she also had some thoughts in her heart, and asked in a bad tone, "What did I let you do?"
"Can you not say ... "Li Mingqiu can't cry now! It's okay, it's okay, what are you doing with this thing.
But Kim Taeyeon ignored his request and said lightly: "No! It's all at this time, so I have to announce the answer!"
Listening to Kim Taeyeon's categorical words, Lee Myung-choo's cold sweat broke out again, and he glanced at Kim Taeyeon's leg vaguely, Lee Myung-choo swallowed his saliva heavily, and suddenly walked far away from Kim Taeyeon, and said firmly: "Don't say it! This joke has no answer! It's a cold joke! Yes, that's it!!"
"Hehehe! Do you think I'm an idiot? Look at your expression, how can it be a cold joke, did you take the initiative to say it! Or do you want to force me to be savage!"
"Don't talk about killing and don't say it!" Lee Myung-choo made up his mind that he would never tell Kim Taeyeon this answer, as long as Nima said it, he would definitely cut off his children and grandchildren's feet in one move!
"Hehe... Don't say anything about beating you to death, your salary will be halved again!" It's not that Kim Taeyeon is making trouble, she really sees through Lee Myung-choo.
However, Lee Myung-choo listened to Kim Taeyeon's words, and obviously hesitated in his heart, 500w and then halved, then only 250 would remain... But Nima said that it was 250!
If the money is gone, you can earn it again! If the egg is broken, it can't be sewn well!
Although he was angry that Kim Taeyeon had lowered his salary again, he still said stiffly: "Don't say it! Even if you cut it by half, I won't say it!"
"Okay, then let's cut it by half!" As soon as she heard Li Mingqiu's words, Kim Taeyeon was directly happy, if she didn't say it, she didn't want to hear it now, but he actually "took the initiative" to reduce her salary by half?
Where to find such a good employee!Alas~ Although he was very "moved" in his heart, he had such a strong request, and he could only satisfy him.
However, hearing that Kim Taeyeon did not hesitate to cut his salary by half, Lee Myung-choo's face turned green, and it was cut by half again... Then he's playing with eggs!
Gritting his teeth, Li Mingqiu asked nervously, "Inside... If I did, wouldn't it be less than once?"
But who knew that after Kim Taeyeon heard Li Mingqiu's words, she didn't even think about it, and directly refused: "No! You have asked for this, and I can only satisfy you! Don't say it! Even if you say it, this decision will not change! By the way! I'm hungry with Yuna! Let's go and eat something!"
Lee Myung-choo looked at Kim Taeyeon with hatred! MD's salary dropped again and again! Now you still let me cook for you? It's too bullying!
However, seeing Lin Yun'er's pitiful appearance, Li Mingqiu's heart softened, and he snorted heavily, and said, "Hmph! Just do it! Wait a minute!"
turned around and walked directly towards the kitchen, but in the process of walking, Li Mingqiu didn't know what he thought, turned around and looked at Kim Taeyeon, and found that the distance between her and herself was a safe distance, and Li Mingqiu's heart breathed a sigh of relief!
Suddenly put on an evil expression and said to Kim Taeyeon: "By the way, I still plan to tell you the answer just now!"
Kim Taeyeon was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked, "What is the answer?"
"I want to know the answer~ Okay! Let me snap and I'll tell you!"