Chapter 649

The old man Shihe was going crazy: "How come you kid knows everything and is not good at anything?!That is also a treasure that has been passed down for more than 1,800 years in the sixty-fourth generation, even if there is no inheritance bonus from my teaching, it is also a valuable cultural relic of the country, who dares to carry it with you?!"

Li Junge looked at the old man Shihe's gaze with more and more contempt: "Then there is always the Taiping Cave Extreme Sutra, right? There is always the Twenty-Four Grades of Fa Gong, right? The last "Tao Te Ching" should always be available, right? Don't want the original version, you can come up with a printed version, I recognize you as a Taoist." ”

The old man Shi He was already messy: "This ...... Not really...... Who's going to carry this with me? or I'll recite it to you, and it won't be proof?!"

Li Junge said seriously: "I am the one who governs the Analects, if you memorize it blindly, I can't find fault with it......"

Now the old man Shihe finally grasped the handle: "Ah! You said that you are a disciple of Confucianism, so can you take out the Analects? If you can't take it out, it means that you are also a fake! Hmph!"

Li Junge glanced at him, took out his mobile phone, clicked on the starting point APP, opened his collection, and handed it to the old man Shihe.

From top to bottom in the APP, there are "Analects", "Annotations on the Analects", "The Analects of the Analects", "Listening to Nan Huaijin Speak on the Analects", and "The Complete Translation of the New Interpretation of the Analects......

Except for a farming text that I have been chasing recently, the rest are these, and there are no less than a dozen books.

Now the old man Shihe was embarrassed, it happened that his mobile phone was still ringing at this time, and it turned out to be an elderly machine, with a large screen of buttons, and a circle of marquees around it that were shining, and the sound was so loud that he could dance directly in the square, and it looked like a Taoist treasure weapon.

The old man Shi He connected his mobile phone: "Crooked? The blue Five Elements Feng Shui Fish has been found? I don't believe it! Oh, I'm not free now, where is it? I'm wandering outside! I don't have time to take care of you, I'll hang up first......"

Hung up the phone, looked at Li Junge's even more contemptuous gaze, and felt ashamed: "The conscience of heaven and earth...... I'm really the Heavenly Master, and I'm not deceiving people just now......"

At this time, I saw a middle-aged man in a suit walking backwards with his back to the ancestral hall, and it was Ida and Arthur who were blocking the way, Arthur was holding a fish tank in his hand, and inside was the starlight betta fish that Li Junge gave him.

I heard the man speak in a Cantonese accent: "Little friend, don't be in a hurry to leave, how about selling this fish to your uncle?" Uncle will give you 20,000, ah no, 30,000...... Okay, good, 50,000, 50,000?!"

Ida looked annoyed: "This tourist, don't be unreasonable, okay?

Arthur said: "This is the prize given to me by the general, it symbolizes honor and duty, honor and responsibility, can it be bought with money?"

Li Junge wanted to laugh when he heard it, and smashed these two with money, but he was afraid that he had found the wrong person.

The man was inexplicably curious: "I'm not a tourist...... Hey, general?

Arthur turned his mouth behind the man: "Well, he's my general." ”

The man turned around, but the first thing he saw was the old man Shi He, who took three steps and made two steps to take the old man Shi He's hand and shook it: "Oh, Dao Chief!

Li Junge logged on to the website and called up the information: "Huang Shihe, I came here on Wuxi No. 2 in the morning, and you still said that you are not a liar......"

Shi He was about to cry: "I can't tell...... This is really not a preconceived routine...... Immeasurable Dao Venerable...... Who can pay back my innocence......"

On the contrary, the man was very dissatisfied: "Who are you? How dare you talk to Daoist Shihe like this?

Li Junge sneered: "Do you know the three or five male and female slashing evil swords......? Ah, do you know the evil sword, and ask if you are afraid?!"

The man was startled, ducked behind Shi He, poked his head out, and said, "Those you said are all crooked and heretical! Shi He Dao Leader is the right one!

This time it was the turn of the old man Shihe who was not happy: "Shut up......!

But seeing the little pharmacist standing next to him with a red face, he couldn't help shouting just now.

Li Junge laughed so much that tears were about to come out: "It turned out to be a pure Xiaobai, no wonder it was so easy to deceive ......"

At this time, I saw a beautiful woman running over in a hurry: "Mr. Tang, Mr. Tang, why don't you wait for me...... Hey, what are you doing?"

Li Junge was surprised when he saw that it was an acquaintance: "Sister Xiaoqin, why are you here?"

Ye Xiaoqin said: "We said okay in Yuzhou, come and inspect the food new city and Binjiang Avenue beautification project in Jiachuan, come and introduce to you, this is our company's Mr. Tang from Guangdong, you, have you just met......

The voice was getting quieter, and she could already see that something didn't seem right.

This time it was Li Junge's turn to look up at the sky: "It is said on the Internet that anyone who wants to contact Bill Gates only needs to pass through three people, and now I believe it, this world is really ......"

Everyone "cut" and said: "How is it possible!"

Li Junge said: "You still don't believe it?"

Ye Xiaoqin said: "You said I was looking for Bill Gates, how do you find it?"

Li Junge said: "Look for me, and then I'll look for my old cousin, he may be drinking tea with Bill now......"

Then it was Ye Xiaoqin's turn to look at the sky, what Erpi said was really right, his old cousin was Li Junlou, a Chinese informaticist!

Li Junge put his hand on his head: "It's too messy...... Why don't we do it all over again?"

Everyone raised their hands in agreement, and it really should be a good one.

At this time, the fourth grandfather came out and said, "The entrance of the ancestral hall is not a place to speak, so come in." ”

Everyone entered the ancestral hall according to the words, and the fourth grandfather said to the old man Shihe: "This Taoist chief, the junior in the family is naughty, the nostalgia here is to help relatives and not help, this kid is an expert in messing around, don't go to your heart." ”

The old man Shihe said: "Where and where, he can get so many animals to get close, this is the nature of nature, and the character will not be bad." ”

When I entered the open dam, I saw more than a dozen foreigners writing calligraphy under the leadership of Aunt Bai, and couldn't help but praise: "Brother, it's really a Confucian method, and you have collected a lot of dried meat strips, right?"

Li Junge said angrily: "I haven't seen the dried meat strips, but the bacon has eaten a lot of my family......"

As soon as George heard the word "bacon", he raised his head: "Erpi, let's eat bacon at noon?"

Li Junge scolded: "The first thing to practice calligraphy is sincerity and righteousness! You are about to go to Fawang Temple to experience copying scriptures, but you can't be ashamed and thrown to Baimi Township!"

After speaking, he said: "As soon as I heard that the reaction to eating is faster than anyone else's, the teacher's ring ruler knocked on your hand in the old time! Practice hard! I can't be hungry at noon!"

Everyone went to a side hall and sat down, and Alice came over to pour tea for everyone.

Everyone sat down, and Li Junge said: "Then let's figure out what the hell is going on, the old man Shihe is a Taoist from Longhu Mountain, and the little pharmacist has followed you to learn medical skills for five years, and then you want him to continue to learn Taoism with you, so you chased him to Lijiagou, right?"

The old man Shi He nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, my little apprentice is extremely talented, I really can't bear to be beautiful and talented." ”

The little pharmacist waved his hand again and again: "No, no, no, resolutely no......"

The old man Shihe said: "When I arrived in Lijiagou, I found that this place is really a good place, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the people are beautiful, in fact, you are not bad, it's a pity to learn Confucianism, why don't you also learn from me......"

This time it was Li Junge's turn to wave his hand again and again: "No, no, no, resolutely no......"

The fourth grandfather coughed lightly: "Dao Chang came to Lijiagou, just to find the little pharmacist?"

The old man said, "Yes. ”

The fourth grandfather said to Mr. Tang again: "Then did you come to Lijiagou to find Piwa or to find the Taoist?"

Mr. Tang, the little pharmacist, and Ye Xiaoqin had already fallen into the starlight betta, staring straight at the fish tank with their eyes, and they didn't hear it at all.

Li Junge said: "Yes, it's this virtue again, hey, hey, hey, Mr. Tang!"

A few people woke up at this time, and Mr. Tang said: "Oh, this fish is amazing......!

Arthur pulled the fish tank directly to his side, and then protected it with his hands.

The fourth grandfather said: "Don't talk about that first, who are you looking for in Lijiagou?"

Mr. Tang was still reluctantly glancing at the fish tank, and said, "I originally came to find Piwa...... I happened to see this fish...... Call Daoist Shihe, he happened to be in Lijiagou too, things are really amazing......"

Li Junge asked, "What are you looking for Starlight Betta Fish for?"

Mr. Tang said: "It turns out that this fish is called Starlight Betta Fish? It really lives up to its name! Ah, that's right, my father has a serious endocrine disorder, which causes headaches and insomnia, and has been seeking medical treatment everywhere for many years without good results. ”

Li Junge was even more strange: "Are you from Hong Kong?"

Mr. Tang said: "Ah, my father is Tang Shaoji. ”

"Oh. "Now Li Junge understands, he is really from Hong Kong, he is still a very famous Hong Kong person, and he is a young proprietor of Shaoji Real Estate.

"Wait, I remember that my previous company was not a Hong Kong-funded enterprise......"

Ye Xiaoqin said with a smile: "Erpi, if you persist in the company for a few more months, you will be a staff member of the base real estate." ”

Mr. Tang handed over a business card, and the name on it was Tang Jiankai.

Li Junge accepted it and said, "Mr. Tang, what's going on with this starlight betta?"

Tang Jiankai said: "That's the case, Daoist Shihe said that my father's thoughts are too mixed, and it is not easy to settle down when doing exercises, if there is a feng shui formation to help, it is not only beneficial to people's bodies, but also helpful to Yundao." ”

Li Junge turned his head to look at Shi He again.

Shi He waved his hand and said: "This is really not that I am lying, my Heavenly Master Dao Dragon and Tiger Sect is the first to pay attention to the rituals, fasting methods, and Jiao methods." The purpose is subtle, and the law is strictly prohibited. Without the cooperation of the corresponding magic circle, the effect of the practice will definitely be greatly reduced. ”

Li Junge's eyes were even more suspicious.

Shi He spread out his hands: "If you don't believe it, then I can't help it." ”