"Does he use balls for fishing?" said Siddihua, frowning: "I think this person is very stupid, he hasn't fished for a year, isn't he stupid?"

"Yes, everyone thinks he's stupid......" Ye Fan said with a smile: However, one day, finally a big fish swallowed bait and scurried around in the water with a giant hook. Raise the beard and fight the fins, stirring up 'white waves like mountains, the sea water is shaking, the sound of ghosts and gods, and thousands of miles'. Ren Gongzi will catch the big fish after the wax and give it away, from the east of Zhejiang, north of Jiuzhi Mountain, people are full of fish and meat. It became a beautiful talk, and was 'shocked and told by the world', and praised from generation to generation. ”

"Wow, it's so imposing, this story is good!" Xi Dihua exclaimed, and then asked curiously: "Who is this storyteller Zhuangzi? Is Deyun Club talking about cross talk? I'll go to the scene to listen to it another day and send a flower basket." ”

"I'll tell you, he's been hanging up for two thousand years, what kind of Deyun Club!" Ye Fan rolled his eyes in anger, it was too terrible to be uneducated.

"Oh, that's a pity! Such a good person actually hung up!"

Ye Fan said with a smile: "Therefore, Zhuangzi commented: If you don't have the courage and demeanor of Ren Gongzi, holding a small rod and a small rope, guarding the small ditch and stream, you can only catch some small fish and shrimp, 'it is far from Dada'." How do you feel when you hear this story?"

"I think this fish ...... It's really big!" Sidvar said, scratching his head.

"Play the piano to the cow!"

Ye Fan said helplessly: "You, you have to read more books, and the underworld also has to talk about corporate culture, don't you just convince people with virtue every day! Don't be afraid of people's jokes!"

"Yes, yes, yes! I'm going to find some books. Xi Dihua hurriedly nodded and said: "I regret this in my life, I became a soldier, but I haven't studied." ”

"That's it, continue to calm down fishing. If you can't figure it out, just find a Zhuangzi and read this story a few times!" Ye Fan said in a commanding tone, and immediately hung up the phone.

When Ye Fan came to the gate of the No. 1 Middle School in the city, he saw the yellow Chevrolet sports car of Song Celadon parked in the public parking lot on the side of the road.

After parking the car and stepping forward, Ye Fan knocked on the car window, the window slid down, and Song Celadon's delicate little face was full of smiles: "Doctor Ye, thank you very much." I knew you were going to help me. ”

Ye Fan looked at her with a calm expression, looking extremely indifferent, as if some time ago, Song Celadon gave him that kiss and changed her feelings for herself......

While Ye Fan lamented that he was a mediocre self-disturbance, he also put his mind at ease, opened the car door, sat in the co-pilot's seat, and said, "No way, I have no choice when I meet such a sinister girl as you......"

In fact, he didn't know that the moment Song Celadon saw Ye Fan, his heart was also beating wildly, and there was a turbulent wave in his heart, but she was trying her best to cover it up and look natural.

"How sinister am I, now I advocate harmonious relations between the police and the people, and it is also your obligation to help the police investigate the case. Song Celadon said with a smile.

Ye Fan glanced at her, but was startled when he saw that she was wearing a sailor school uniform like that often worn by girls in Oriental girl comics.

I couldn't help but ask in surprise, "What kind of dress are you, how do you look like a girl who has lost your footing?"

Song Celadon was depressed: "Ye Fan, you are simply a pervert, why do you always associate me with a girl who has lost your footing?" Last time, I was dressed a little more revealing and tempting, you said that I was like a girl who had lost my foot, and now I am dressed so purely, you also associate me with a girl who has lost my footing?"

"Huh...... Pure ......" Ye Fan sneered, "I don't know that there are many strange Shu millet in Huaxia, when you go to those entertainment cities, your favorite thing is this kind of pure uniform girl?"

"Forehead ......" Song Celadon was stunned, as if it was really like this, he was really stupid. Now almost all of the people who really wear this kind of sailor uniform are stumbling girls, who is a normal girl who wears this?

Song Celadon explained aggrievedly: "Actually, I am dressed up to wait for the rabbit, so that the kidnappers who kidnapped the girls of No. 1 Middle School will kidnap me......"

"Brain-dead! There are so many female students in No. 1 Middle School, and the kidnappers just kidnap you? This probability is too low, isn't it? Besides, you drive a sports car and want them to kidnap you, even if you lend them two guts, they won't dare......" Ye Fan died speechlessly.

This Song celadon looks quite clever, how can he really investigate the case, his IQ is very anxious.

"What? You actually scolded me for being brain-dead?" Song Qingci was angry, and after working in the East China Sea for several years, no one had ever dared to criticize him like this.

Even the captain Yang Weiguo didn't dare, this Ye Fan was really annoying, how could he say such a girl? But if you think about it carefully, what Ye Fan said really makes sense.

Song Celadon was so ashamed that her face was flushed, and she couldn't wait to get into the crack in the ground and disappear in front of Ye Fan, yes, she drove over in a car, and those squatting kidnappers would definitely be able to see it, which aroused their vigilance, even if she acted like her later, she was blind.

However, she suddenly thought that she had really stumbled by mistake, so it seemed that this Ye Fan really had some reasoning ability, so she asked: "Ye Fan, in your opinion, what is the way? How can you catch the kidnappers?"

"What can I do?" Ye Fan didn't want to help at all, and shrugged his shoulders, "I just think your method is rather clumsy, just remind me." As for a better way, you think for yourself......"

"Ye Fan, you must have a good way, you are so smart......" Song Celadon hugged Ye Fan's arm and pleaded softly.

Inadvertently, the slightly erected chest rubbed against Ye Fan's arm, which was amazingly soft and full, which made Ye Fan feel uneasy for a while.

"I can't help it. Ye Fan was in a hurry to get out, pushed her hand away and said, "You better ask another master, it's called Yang Weiguo, I really can't help you." ”

"Yang Weiguo is now the deputy director, in charge of a lot of work in the entire city bureau, how can he personally inquire into this case?"

Song Celadon grabbed Ye Fan's arm again, for fear that he would slip away, and looked at Ye Fan pleadingly, looking like tears were about to fall: "I am now the captain of the Municipal Criminal Police Brigade, this is my first major case since I took office, if I can't solve this case, where will I put my face?"

"Where do you put your face, what does it have to do with me? I said it, I'm a doctor, not Sherlock Holmes, not Kanedaichi, you can spare me!" Ye Fan hurriedly waved his hand.

The heart said that if she developed the habit of relying on herself, and found herself when she encountered a case, then would it be okay?

"Let me ask you one last thing, do you want to help?" Song Celadon shook Ye Fan's arm, her delicate face was cold, and she said coldly.

"No, I don't. ”

Song Celadon turned around and looked at Ye Fan fixedly, the dark pupils suddenly burst with tenderness, giving people a feeling of affection: "Ye Fan, I like you......"

"Huh?"

Ye Fan was startled, then immediately smiled and waved his hand, and said, "Don't be joking, who believes it?"

"Yes, you don't believe it, and I don't believe it either......" Song Celadon suddenly leaned over, held Ye Fan's head with both hands, and kissed him fiercely.

Is this the rhythm that is going to be pushed backwards? Ye Fan was at a loss, his head tilted back, but he couldn't avoid the passionate kiss.

Soft and sweet, with a hint of lipstick fragrance, extremely attractive.

For a moment, Ye Fan was a little intoxicated, and he suddenly had an idea of breaking the jar, forget it, it's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, so I'll sacrifice myself and fulfill her, right?

Ye Fan responded to the past, held her pretty face, kissed it deeply, felt her input, and a large area of tenderness appeared in his heart.

In essence, Ye Fan didn't hate Song Celadon, and even because he had experienced a lot of things with Song Celadon and had a little affection for her.

It's just that when Ye Fan was in the world of cultivation, he was obsessed with cultivation, and the emotional world was blank, and he had no experience in dealing with this kind of entangled feelings, he was afraid of trouble.

Therefore, at this moment, Ye Fan also had a moment of emotion.

Ye Fan could feel Song Celadon's passion and tenderness, and it seemed that his reason was melted by her little by little, and he began to enjoy a wonderful kiss.

Clinker, when Ye Fan was slowly intoxicated, Song Celadon pouted his lower lip, and suddenly, he bit hard.

"Ahh

Ye Fan was so angry that he pointed at Song Celadon and shouted madly: "I sue you, you belong to a dog, how can you bite someone?"

Song Celadon was not angry at all, lowered his head a little aggrieved, and said, "I'm sorry, Ye Fan, I didn't mean to, I'm so excited......"

"I sue me, it hurts me to death?" Ye Fan looked at the mirror and was bleeding.

Song Qingci leaned over, pulled Ye Fan's face, and said with a pained face: "Oops, it's all bleeding, my heart hurts me, Ye Fan, my sister is too impulsive......"

"Let go of me!" Ye Fan knocked her hand off and said, "Don't touch me!"

"Sample, you're still angry!" Song Qingci said angrily.

Then, she turned on a car recorder on the center console and said: "Ye Fan, I'm sorry, my car recorder is a multi-directional shooting, in addition to the front and rear of the car, I also photographed the situation in the car, just now you kissed me, but it is clearly recorded!"

Looking at the clear video, Ye Fan was stupid, stunned, and wanted to die, two thousand years ago, Confucius said: It is difficult to raise women and villains!

"Is it okay for you to kiss me?" Ye Fan protested.

"However, you didn't resist, and even enjoyed it!"

Song Celadon turned off the video proudly, flashed her big eyes, like a cunning little fox, and said: "If I sue Gu Xincheng, I like you, and you like me, and then show her this video, and she will also see that you have tooth marks on your mouth." I think she'll believe it, right? Actually, I really like your ......."

"I'll tell you!" Ye Fan died of depression.

Unexpectedly, in the dark, there was a providence, and he had just used a candid video to yin Wei Bokai, and then he was yin by Song Celadon.