Wang Dibao is the biggest leper in Chaliao Village, and he has no brains and no big use, so there is nothing wrong with people, but it is easy to be comfortable but suffer the relatives around him.

Good wine, good cigarettes, good bragging, if you have a little money in your pocket, you can't sit still, and you will be trampled in three or two times.

Cheeky, lazy, such as a popular saying later, pollution-free. His family's food is absolutely pollution-free, and others help to plant it in the spring, so it doesn't matter, no pesticides, no weeding, no fertilizer, and in the autumn it is beaten down with weeds, and there are a few grains that are a few grains.

The wife is begging for food and picking it up, and she is lazier than him, and she doesn't do any strenuous work except for spreading her legs and giving birth to a baby.

Gradually, it is not difficult to give birth to a baby, if the situation does not change, it will not be long before she will be relaxed and happy to give birth to a baby directly in the crotch of the village when chatting.

When I went back and washed the baby, I found that there was another one, and I sighed and gave birth again.

Wang Dibao of Chaliao Village was overborn again, and the family planning team came to say that they wanted to push his house, but it turned out that the house seemed to have been pushed over, and it was full of holes...... Anyway, the fine can't be fished out of life.

is such a awesome character, because his father went early, claiming to have a father who was a big official in Yanjing.

Jiang Che doesn't remember the name of the bracken head, probably not many people in the entire Chaliao Village remember it, he has a problem, he likes to stretch his neck forward and then droop his head down when he stands down...... When I watched the sprouts sprout like a bracken.

He regards Wang Dibao as an example, likes to listen to him brag, and dreams that one day Wang Dibao's own father will come to pick him up and bring himself, so he is very diligent as his follower, everything is on par with him, but he has not picked up a wife yet......

For a while, because he was crazy about picking up a wife, Chaliao Village was dozens of miles away, and he didn't even dare to pass by.

These two guys sent them to the door, and Jiang Che was very satisfied.

After leaving, I leisurely walked around the village, reminiscing about people and things along the way.

When he walked home, he found a bamboo bucket on the stone mill in the yard, with the bamboo bucket facing the sky, and a few green-skinned plums picked from the mountains on it.

Flick it, listen carefully, buzz.

…………

Wang Dibao and Bracken Head hid in the forest for a while, thinking that things should be about the same, and went around from the entrance of the village and pretended to have just returned.

Seeing some people in the village from a distance, adults and children took care of each other, not looking like something was wrong, and the two of them were just a little puzzled, when they saw Jiang Che smiling enthusiastically and walking towards them.

Holding a biscuit cone, Jiang Che smiled and said, "Brother Dibao, right? I just went back to see a few plums in the yard, and after inquiring, some children said that they saw that they were sent by the two of you......

"No, no. Wang Dibao and Bracken Head hurriedly denied it, jumping to their feet and saying that they had been wronged.

"Isn't it?" Jiang Che was a little lost, looked down at the biscuit cone in his arms, and said, "That seems to be a mistake, and I also said that there is nothing to be thankful for, thinking about this biscuit, let Brother Dibao take it back and give it to the children to eat." ”

Wang Dibao was stunned, looked at the biscuit cone that Jiang Che took off in his hand, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said with a smile in Mandarin:

"I'm actually polite, yes, didn't it happen to come down from the mountain, so I said to bring a few plums to the new teacher to taste, but I was afraid that you would be polite, so I didn't dare to admit it. ”

"Okay, I'll thank the new teacher for the children. ”

Taking advantage of Jiang Che's lack of understanding, Wang Dibao directly took the biscuit cone, signaled the bracken head, and the two turned their heads and went downhill again.

With his personality, even if he wants to leave some for his children, he must taste it himself.

Many people in the village watched this scene from afar, and Jiang Che greeted everyone with a smile as he walked back, and then walked back to the school leisurely.

"It seems to be a real deception. A villager said: "Wang Dibao was deceived by Wang Dibao into taking away a bucket of biscuits." ”

Another said, "Why don't we try it too?"

The first time I think about it, it's a bit of a thought.

"Wow......"

"Ah......h

Suddenly there was a scream, and in a stunned state, two figures ran up from the slope with their heads and faces crying wolf, and dozens of bees chased after the two and stung wildly.

Wang Dibao and Bracken Head figured it out, but fortunately they were kind and used bees instead of wasps.

The guy, holding the biscuit cone in his arms, squeezed his head and looked at it, opened it, "buzzed", and rushed directly into his face.

Now the two of them have a total of four eyes that are so swollen that they can't open them, and their eyelids are big fists.

Wang Dibao and Bracken Head looked at each other, tried to exercise their big lips, and said, "This is the carriage and horse...... Let's go get him a snake and put it in his house at night. ”

The bracken head looked panicked, "Poison him?"

Wang Dibao thought for a while, shook his head and said, "...... If you can't do that, you will become a murderer, and you won't have such a big hatred. Let's get two non-poisonous, the baby in the city has fine skin and tender meat, and he just came to live alone in the mountains, and when he woke up at night and saw a snake at the head of the bed and a snake on his legs, he was scared to death. ”

The war escalated, and the two lepers finally worked diligently, and traveled all over the mountains to find the cauliflower snake.

On Jiang Che's side, Old Gu Ye hurried over and asked anxiously, "Teacher Xiaojiang, are you okay?"

"It's alright, village chief. Jiang Che bit a plum, sat opposite Qu Dong'er also held one, clicked and took a bite, and said with a smile: "Old Gu Ye, Mowa said that he saw them catch snakes." ”

The next morning, Wang Dibao took the bracken head to take a sneaky look at the situation, peeked at the corner of the wall, and saw a small pot in the school yard steaming, Jiang Che, the old village chief, and the production team leader were sitting there eating.

Wang Dibaoxin said, "It can't be a snake, right?"

Thinking so, he tiptoed out and looked, there is a saying in Chaliao Village, you can't eat snakes in the house, you have to eat them in the air, he thinks it should be.

Pity my big cauliflower.

"Dibao, why don't you put it out and come in and eat together?"

Gu Village Chief raised his glass, and when he saw the wine, Wang Dibao couldn't control himself, went into the courtyard and sat down, grabbing the chopsticks directly after being polite, and finally ate the snake he caught.

After drinking two glasses of wine, because it was fast wine, and he basically didn't sleep much last night, Wang Dibao was a little dizzy, and pulled the few pieces of snake meat left with chopsticks, and said a little unfinished: "Is this one or two?"

"One. Jiang Che said.

"And what about the other one?"

"Still? I don't see it. ”

Did you run away? Or did you still leave the corner of the house and didn't find it? Wang Dibao was confused for a moment, and finally couldn't resist his hunger, and he was reluctant to drink, so he took the initiative to say: "Where did you catch this snake?"

"In the house, I don't know how to get here, but it's cheap for me. ”

"Ouch, tsk, this can't be a trivial matter, maybe there is, I'll go to your house to help take a look." After he finished speaking, he went directly to Jiang Che's house, pushed the door and probed......

A cauliflower snake fell to his neck, rolled up, and bit down.

Wang Dibao is no longer human, squatting on the ground and saying, "Tonight I will change my appearance as a ghost to scare him." When he was eating snakes in the morning, Lao Gu told him something about the past, such as ghost fire or something, and he was too scared to listen. ”

At night, Wang Dibao and Bracken Head painted a scary grimace on white paper, and floated over outside the courtyard door......

Jiang Che wrung a towel in the yard to wash his face, but there was no response.

The two of them were sweating, unwilling, and walked directly into the yard......

Wang Dibao said softly, "woo~", ready for the most terrifying expression.

Jiang Che turned around slowly, under the shallow moonlight, his expressionless face, and the blood on his face were still dripping......

"Ah~"

Wang Dibao and Bracken Tou just rushed out of the courtyard door with a rolling belt, and Lao Gu Ye and Ma Di covered their heads with a commode - there is nothing wrong with logic, ghosts are afraid of filth.

The two of them finally washed themselves in the mountain stream.

"I want to ...... again," Wang Dibao sniffed and found that he was very stinky.

"Do you still want to?" Bracken Head frowned and said, "Hey, I don't have a baby, and I haven't cheated on the subsidy." I don't even have a daughter-in-law...... I quit. ”