Chapter 1: Monk Profession

After eating early, Wei Xiaobao drove to school, and when he passed by the gate of the community, he still didn't see Liu Dahai's figure, and it looked like he must have stayed last night to get involved with Atai and the others.

"With Liu Bo in charge, I really don't worry about what the Bandung Gang dares to think, as for the Long Dragon Gang and the Green Snake Gang...... Hehe, do you have the ability to try it?"

Wei Xiaobao smiled slightly, and immediately sped up the speed of the car.

When he arrived at the school, Wei Xiaobao parked the car in the parking space under the dormitory of the Mandarin Duck Building, and went upstairs in a few steps.

"Hey, Xiaobao, what were you doing in a hurry last night? ”

On the balcony at the entrance of the dormitory, Li Bai was doing a butt twisting exercise with a big belly.

"It's nothing, it's just that I suddenly want to go home and sleep. Wei Xiaobao smiled and punched Li Bai in the stomach and said, "Yes, last night's big battle senior sister, I can still get up so early today, it is worth encouraging." ”

Li Bai smiled, glanced at the dormitories of the senior sisters upstairs in the girls' dormitory opposite, and said in a low voice: "Xiaobao, it's not blowing, these senior sisters are not only smart-looking, but they also have nothing to say! ”

Speaking of this, Li Bai couldn't help but be a little embarrassed and said, "Xiaobao, do you have any medicine to treat back pain? Last night, I used too much force and twisted my waist." ”

Depend on!

Wei Xiaobao was speechless, and Nima is a child who has been misled by an island country love action movie!

"Li Bai, in the future, don't use any postures in the blockbuster, otherwise it will not only be your waist that will be broken, but it may also be Xiao Li Bai. ”

Hiss!

Li Bai immediately clamped his legs and nodded with palpitations.

"Hey, take this packet of powder to drink. Wei Xiaobao flipped his palm, and suddenly there was a thumb-sized paper bag in his hand.

"What is this?" Li Bai took the small paper bag given by Wei Xiaobao, sniffed it, and said, "I smell an evil smell." ”

The smell of evil?

Hehe, the taste of "Rulai Big Buddha Stick" is naturally evil!

"Remember, this packet is taken at least ten times. Do what I say, the benefits are many. ”

Wei Xiaobao smiled evilly, he knew very well the pharmacology of the "Rulai Big Buddha Stick", not only to make some parts grow and thicker, but also to make a man's waist full of strength and toughness.

Li Bai was overjoyed, and immediately ran into the dormitory and brewed a glass of boiling water to drink.

"Hey, it tastes good, it smells of fruit. ”

Li Bai licked his lips and said meaningfully.

"Haha, of course, this is a YN specialty. Wei Xiaobao couldn't help but let himself laugh.

Such as the big Buddha stick!

All natural, fruity, you deserve it!

"What about Dong Zhuo and Zhao Kuo?"

Wei Xiaobao walked into the dormitory, but he didn't see Dong Zhuo and Zhao Kuo.

"Went to the cafeteria. Hearing that Ruhua was taken advantage of by the wolf last night, Dong Zhuo went to the cafeteria to queue up to buy her favorite preserved egg porridge for her. ”

Li Bai said, took the book and went downstairs with Wei Xiaobao.

"If the flowers are taken advantage of, what about the others?"

Wei Xiaobao was suddenly shocked, Lian Ruhua was taken advantage of, does that mean that Wang Keke's fate is even more miserable?

"Don't worry, Wang Keke is fine, not only is she fine, but Huang Yiyi and Chen Xue in the same dormitory are fine. Li Bai pouted, shook his head, and said, "The world is so crazy, birds and beasts are everywhere!

"Ahaha, nothing, nothing, I ate too much early, and I held on. Wei Xiaobao resisted the urge to scold his mother, this Li Ruhua is too much of a bastard, when did Lao Tzu take advantage of you?

There is no doubt that Wei Xiaobao had guessed that last night's incident of his solo invasion of the girls' dormitory was told to Dong Zhuo by Li Ruhua, a big mouth, that if it was not good, it would be a fight.

"Fatty, did Dong Zhuo mention me?"

Wei Xiaobao was a little weak-hearted, after all, he did enter the girls' dormitory last night, and he did go to Li Ruhua. It's just that...... Nima, when did Lao Tzu take advantage of Li Ruhua?

"It seems to have been mentioned. ”

Li Bai nodded, and then suddenly looked at Wei Xiaobao in surprise.

"Xiaobao, you didn't do this? I went to bed early last night, I don't know what happened, but this morning I suddenly heard Dong Zhuo say that you are a beast. ”

Beast!?

He nǎinǎi grandfather's nǎinǎi, Lao Tzu was wronged.

"It is said that the IQ of a woman in love tends to be zero, but I didn't expect that the IQ of a man is not much higher. Wei Xiaobao pursed his mouth depressedly and said, "Even if Li Ruhua wants to deliberately frame me, someone has to believe it, Li Bai, are you right?"

"This ...... It's hard to say!"

Li Bai nodded cautiously, and then dragged Xiao Liang to run away like crazy.

"Dead fatty, I'm cǎo your sister. ”

Wei Xiaobao grinned, took the book, and chased after Li Bai.

When he arrived at the classroom, Wei Xiaobao glanced at the entire classroom, but Wang Keke was nowhere to be seen. Wei Xiaobao guessed that he might have gone to eat breakfast.

Finding a seat in the last row, Wei Xiaobao took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Maria.

Hum Wong ......

The phone vibrated quickly, and it was Maria who sent a text message back to Wei Xiaobao.

"Hasn't the little demon arrived in Shenzhou yet?"

Wei Xiaobao went to the text message that Maria replied to on his mobile phone and muttered to himself.

At the mention of the little demon, Wei Xiaobao couldn't help but have a cute and naughty face in front of his eyes.

This time, the members of the Blood Ant Mercenary Group did not travel in groups, but divided into several roads and came to Shenzhou at the same time.

The route of the little demon is from South Vietnam, and it stands to reason that it should be about the same as the distance of Maria and others, but why hasn't the opponent arrived in Shenzhou yet?

"Xiaobao, why are you stunned? Wang Keke is here. ”

Wei Xiaobao was recalling whether there was something terrible on the South Vietnamese side, but he was distracted by Li Bai on the side.

"Oh, really?"

Raising his head, Wei Xiaobao arrived at Wang Keke, who was sitting next to Li Ruhua in the front row.

This morning is a foreign language class, and there are students from other majors who are in the painting major, and when the class is approaching, a large number of boys dressed in slings suddenly break into the classroom.

"Fatty, what are these people doing?" Wei Xiaobao glanced at the many boys who appeared in the classroom, and immediately shook his head, these people had black eyes, oily faces, and a bad physical condition.

"Hehe, Xiaobao, you don't know yet, these people are students of our school's ace professional civil engineering college! I heard that before graduation, they have basically been signed by the employer. Li Bai moved his big buttocks, approached Wei Xiaobao, and whispered, "But these people are really pitiful." ”

"Why?"

Wei Xiaobao was puzzled.

"The civil engineering major is also known as the monk major, and the number of girls in a class of fifty or sixty people who can have one hand is already considered against the sky, and some unlucky classes don't even have a girl. ”