Chapter 768: Ten Ways to See the Hell
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The members of Girls' Generation were wandering around Wang Xiaofan's house curiously, when Yang Mengmeng and Yang Mengmeng heard the movement and walked out of the room.
"No...... Isn't it......" Xu Xian looked at Yang Mengmeng and Yang Mengmeng, and his mouth was shocked.
"What's the matter, Xiaoxian, have you seen something unclean again?" Wang Xiaofan immediately asked.
Xu Xian pointed at Yang Mengmeng and Yang Mengmeng and said, "Boss...... You're too much, aren't you...... Even a daughter gave birth to ......"
"We are not the daughters of Brother Xiaofan!!"
"We're past our eighteenth birthday!!"
When the twin sisters heard this, they were immediately displeased.
The two ponytails curled up with their angry roars, looking extremely cute.
Xu Xian stepped forward, touched Yang Mengmeng's head, and said, "I'm sorry, my sister is wrong...... But you're a little too short, so ......."
"And the breasts are small. Wang Xiaofan made up for it very appropriately.
After a while, Yang Chan came out of the kitchen with one dish after another.
There are twenty-three delicious dishes, whether they are stir-fried, cold dishes, soups or desserts.
The aroma filled the living room, and Jessica and Lin Yun'er couldn't help but secretly wipe the saliva from the corners of their mouths.
Kim Taeyeon looked at such a large table of dishes and asked in disbelief, "You made all this by yourself, the boss?"
Yang Chan blushed slightly shyly and nodded, "If you don't do well, let's just eat it." ”
"Make a living?!" Lin Yun'er said in surprise.
"Eat whatever you want?!" Jessica said speechlessly.
"Ahsi, if this is not called good, then all the five-star hotels in South Korea will have to close!" Kwon Yoo-ri's excited cheeks turned red.
"No wonder the boss spoils you so much! It's just that you have such a good figure and a good dancing, but I didn't expect the food to be so good!
"I'm not very good at dancing, I couldn't even keep up with radio gymnastics when I was a kid. Yang Chan said honestly.
"Don't be modest! Didn't you tell us that day that time! Even the boss's dance was taught by you, and our dance was also taught by you, if this is not good, then what is good? Hey, I found out, the boss lady, is low-key, modest, just like ...... It's like...... Hey, that's right, it's like a hidden master in a Chinese martial arts movie!" Kim Taeyeon said with great admiration.
Everyone also echoed Yang Chan's fierce praise, and Yang Chan, who was boasting, lowered her head directly and didn't dare to raise it at all.
The dishes are indeed made by her, but she really can't dance!
Wang Xiaofan sat next to Yang Chan, put his hand on her fragrant shoulder, and patted her gently: "Don't be modest, my dance is obviously taught by you! If you have any dance problems in the future, you can come to consult the boss lady at any time!"
Yang Chan's face turned green when she heard this.
Is there such a pit for your girlfriend?
The atmosphere at the table was very harmonious, and the dishes made by Yang Chan were really delicious in the world, twenty-three dishes, including ten pots of rice, and there was not even a soup base left for them to eat.
In the end, Kwon Yoo-ri even picked up the plate and licked it, licking the last drop of soup clean.
"Why are you looking at me, it's hard work, this is what you Chinese people teach!" said Quan Yuli without shyness.
After being full of wine and food, the members of Girls' Generation started chatting with Yang Chan, Yang Mengmeng, and Yang Mengmeng, completely leaving Wang Xiaofan aside.
Wang Xiaofan listened carefully to the content of their chat, and probably said that he was asking Yang Chan for advice on how to maintain her skin, exercise her figure, and her thoughts on matching clothes.
He was not interested at all.
Thinking that there was a chance that the mysterious woman would come to his house tonight, Wang Xiaofan began to arrange some things that could prevent ghosts.
The "Secret Art of Raising Ghosts" records many practical techniques that can also be used by ordinary people.
For example, "Ten Ways to See Ghosts and Ten Ways to Prevent Ghosts".
What should ordinary people do if they want to see hell?
One, change the cornea: change the cornea of the dead person, open the eyes, and they are by your side.
Second, the cup fairy: a cup, a piece of paper, everyone holds their fingers to the bottom of the cup, and the ghost comes because of the call. But it's easy to ask for ghosts, but it's hard to send ghosts.
3. Knocking on the bowl at the crossroads: Legend has it that the crossroads are the place where the yin qi is the heaviest, and knocking on the bowls at the crossroads can attract hungry ghosts. You can't stop tapping during the process, or the ghost will see you.
Fourth, ghost hide and seek: Find a black cat and play hide and seek at night, and the ghost will also participate together. Once you can't find someone, release the black cat and follow it, and you can see the ghost. But beware of ghosts hitting the wall.
Fifth, the corpse mud smeared on the eyes: Ghosts can be seen by applying the soil of the buried corpse to the eyes, but it is also possible to lose sight because of it.
Sixth, indoor umbrella: open the umbrella indoors, it will gather yin energy, and ghosts will appear.
7. Comb your hair in the middle of the night: Comb your hair in the mirror at 12 o'clock at midnight, and you can see the ghosts you want to see.
Eight, look backwards: bend your body forward and look back from between your legs, and you will see the passage of another world. But when you catch the attention of any passer-by, you must stop immediately. The ghost will mistake you for a fetus about to be born and invite it to reincarnate.
9. Pretending to be Dead: The Ultimate Hell-Watching Method - To Die. Put on your shroud and go to bed, pretend to be dead, and prepare a pillar of incense so that you can walk into Hades when you fall asleep, but remember to come back before the incense is burned.
These are the nine ways that ordinary people want to see ghosts recorded in "The Secret Art of Raising Ghosts", and of course, there is also a "pregnant woman jumping off a building", which is obviously not suitable for everyone.
The so-called "it's easy to see ghosts and it's hard to prevent ghosts", Wang Xiaofan's "Ten Tricks to Prevent Ghosts" can only play a preventive role, if you really encounter any evil ghosts, these small tricks still don't work.
A piece of gossip was hung on the door of the largest room in the villa, because gossip can block evil spirits, and generally ghosts come to the house and will escape when they see gossip.
Wang Xiaofan installed an incandescent lamp with strong brightness in the longest corridor of the villa, this is because the long corridor often does not see sunlight, resulting in a situation of yin and yang decline, and it is the favorite hiding place of ghosts and spirits.
sprinkled some cinnabar, yellow paper and other evil spirits in the room, and Wang Xiaofan was a little relieved.
When he returned to the living room, Wang Xiaofan found that only Yang Mengmeng and Yang Mengmeng were left.
"What about them?" asked Wang Xiaofan.
"I don't know, it's still there. Yang Mengmeng replied.
A cold sweat flowed down his back at once.
You can't just leave for a while and then something happens, right?
Wang Xiaofan hurriedly looked around.
At this time, you can see the disadvantages of a large house.
There are too many rooms, and they are double-storey, and they take a long time to find one by one.
Fortunately, Wang Xiaofan bought a newly built villa, if this is an older villa, the yin qi is stagnant, and it will definitely be easier to attract ghosts.
After looking for a long time, Wang Xiaofan heard a sound in the large swimming pool-like bathroom of his house.
Without much thought, Wang Xiaofan opened his perspective eye and looked in from outside the wall.
In the mist, ten beauties, including Yang Chan, were frolicking in the huge bath.
Yang Chan was held in the hands of the members of Girls' Generation and studied for a long time because her breasts were too majestic, and Kim Taeyeon couldn't help but take two puffs on it.
A large area of snow white, Wang Xiaofan was dazzled by the bright lights in the bathroom.
This doesn't matter, Wang Xiaofan only feels that two streams of heat are surging up in his nose, and he is about to bleed again.
He quickly closed his clairvoyant eye, and his nose didn't spurt blood.
"The capillary walls on the nose are too thin, coupled with the fact that the fire is too big, and the blood itself is vigorous, which causes the result of nosebleeds when you see some scenes that you shouldn't see. This does not affect your physical health, but because you have too much blood in your body, and the temperature is high, sometimes it will flow out somewhat, which is good for you. ”
This is what Yang Mimi told Wang Xiaofan after checking Wang Xiaofan's body.
Knowing that these girls were taking a bath, Wang Xiaofan breathed a sigh of relief.
But it didn't take long for Wang Xiaofan to be a little uncontrollable.
The beauties who had just finished taking a shower were wrapped in a towel and dangled in front of Wang Xiaofan with their long thighs exposed.
Kim Taeyeon seems to have done it on purpose, and even her ass is exposed to the boss outside.
Lin Yun'er sat on the sofa, crossed Erlang's legs, and ate fruit very indecently.
The members of Girls' Generation are okay to say, after all, they just show their legs, and they all wear it at home anyway.
But Yang Chan is different.
The towel couldn't protect her majestic chest at all, and she had to carry it in her hand, and one side of the towel was propped up.
In this scene, if it were a different person, I am afraid that I would have been **** burned a long time ago and directly turned into a werewolf.
Wang Xiaofan took a deep breath, suppressed his ****, and said to everyone: "Everyone is going to sleep in a room tonight, it may be crowded, so please forgive me." ”
"Sleep together?" Quan Yuli raised her eyebrows and smiled ambiguously at Wang Xiaofan.
"That'...... Brother Van, where are you going to sleep, is it by the side of the proprietress or by Taeyeon's side?" asked Kwon Yoo-ri next.
"There are three double beds in the room, you sleep in the bed, I just sleep on the floor. Wang Xiaofan twisted out a "swastika" on his forehead, and said with the desire to beat Quan Yuli's ass.
"How can this work? Or the boss and the lady will sleep in the same bed, and we can sleep on the floor." Lin Yuner said.
"Why bother? Boss and we can't just squeeze in? We don't care, boss, what do you care about? Besides, the boss lady is by your side, boss, you can't do anything excessive, right?" Kim Tae-yeon smiled teasingly.
"Well, I think it does. ”
"That's it!"
"I'm going to sleep with the boss lady tonight! The boss lady is fleshy, and it's comfortable to hold!"
"You sleep with the boss lady, what about the boss?"
"It's a big deal, I'll let the boss hold it!"
Under the discussion of a group of undisciplined people, Wang Xiaofan was finally arranged on the left side of Yang Chan, that is, the edge of the bed.