Chapter 52: Innocence is a crime
"Oh, then I like him. ”
"That's great, you go and confess to him first, as the saying goes, a man chasing a woman is separated from her mother by a car, and a woman chasing a man is only a layer of veil, as long as you speak first, I guarantee that Xiao Mu will definitely agree to you, you can rest assured, with Xiao Mu's ability, you will be able to give you everything you want." ”
Muzi didn't listen to the previous words, but the last sentence: I will definitely be able to give you everything you want!
Will there be a lot of pure milk?
"Is there a lot of milk to drink?" Aunt Xiu?"
Aunt Xiu couldn't cry or laugh, "Yes, yes, you can have as much as you want." ”
Muzi couldn't wait any longer, and when she heard how many words she wanted, she thought of herself bathing in a sea of milk!
Mu Zi rubbed and ran in the direction where Li Mu left, Li Mu stopped when he heard the footsteps behind him, and turned around to see that it was Mu Zi, "Little butterfly, what's wrong?"
Mu Zi stared at Li Mu's eyes and said, "I like you!"
"Poof!" Li Mu squirted out a mouthful of soy milk, "What did you say?"
"I like you!"
The cute face is full of seriousness.
Li Mu couldn't smile bitterly, he didn't think that a little monster who had just come into contact with secular society would know what liking was, just like a primary school student confessing to an adult that I love you, "Do you know what liking is?
"But...... But ...... "Little Muzi is pitiful."
stepped forward and touched the little butterfly's head, "Remember Xiao Muzi, don't say these two words casually, especially for a man." ”
Xiao Muzi seemed to understand the nod of understanding, and the tone of "oh~" seemed a little unwilling.
Looking at the residual milk at the corner of her mouth, Li Mu knew why she said this, "Do you want to drink milk to say that?"
Xiao Muzi nodded embarrassedly, "You just tell me no." As he spoke, he took out a hundred soft girl coins from his pocket, "Now, there is a supermarket opposite, you can give the money to the cashier inside." ”
Xiao Muzi's red soft girl coin jumped into the supermarket, and after a while, he came to Li Mu with a plastic bag, where there were two boxes, plus the box that Muzi was drinking in his hand was only three cartons of milk, "Where is the money?"
Xiao Muzi drank milk and said vaguely, "What...... What?"
Li Mu feels that the whole person is not good, this girl shouldn't know about finding money, right?
"Money, I gave you a hundred yuan, and you should have a lot of money left after taking three cartons of pure milk, you won't not take it from the cashier, right?"
Xiao Muzi blinked innocently with big eyes, and said of course: "I don't know!"
Li Mu didn't say a word and took Muzi's hand and ran to the supermarket, under the cashier's stunned expression, he threw milk into the plastic bag, and took a full thirty-three boxes of milk for three yuan, and solemnly admonished Muzi: "Remember, a hundred yuan can take so much and there is one dollar left, now let's go find the money." ”
Pulling the wood to stand at the cash register, Li Mu said to the cashier seriously: "Please find me a dollar, thank you." ”
The cashier lady was stunned for a moment and then rummaged through the cash register, "I'm sorry sir, I don't have a penny left, or are you taking something for a dollar?"
Li Mu didn't embarrass her, grabbed two lollipops and stuffed them into Muzi's mouth, and walked out of the supermarket.
"Remember, a hundred dollars can buy thirty-three cartons of milk and two lollipops. ”
Xiao Muzi stuffed a lollipop in her mouth and didn't forget to suck the milk, so she didn't have time to pay attention to Li Mu, but she really didn't dare to compliment her eating appearance.
Li Mu helplessly wiped the milk from the corner of his mouth, "Remember, drink it slowly in the future, no one will rob you, if you dare to drink like this, there will be no one in the future." ”
Mu Zi was so nervous that she was stunned, and she was afraid that Li Mu would snatch her milk away, so she desperately sucked off the last bit of milk in her hand, and her cheeks bulged and she nodded while whining.
Li Mu covered his forehead, "You drink the milk first." ”
"Gollum ......"
Looking at Li Mu's eyes that he was about to eat people, Muzi was so frightened that he quickly wiped the milk stains from the corners of his mouth, and said, "Oh~ I know." ”
Li Mu hated that iron could not be made of steel, and pointed at Xiao Muzi's forehead, "You, you, you...... Forget it, go back and sell your buns well, if you want to drink milk, you have to make money to buy it, if I find out that you are harmful, I will kill you myself!"
Although he said that, Li Mu still gave Mu Zi a sum of money as living expenses when he left.
Muzi was pitifully murdered by Li Mu, and returned to Aunt Xiu's bun shop with a sad face, and the cute appearance of her eyes and bulging cheeks was about to make Aunt Xiu cute, "Girl, what's wrong with you? Did Xiao Mu bully you? Tell Aunt Xiu, Aunt Xiu will help scold him!"
Muzi shook his head, "No, no, he didn't bully me, it's just ...... Just don't let me drink milk like that, or he'll beat me. ”
Aunt Xiu was stunned, drinking milk like that? "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Aunt Xiu is in my opinion, he dares!"
Mu Zicai remembered that he had something to share, "Aunt Xiu, drink milk." ”
Aunt Xiu looked at the bag full of milk and swallowed her saliva, how much this girl likes to drink milk, "You girl likes to drink milk so much? Aunt Xiu doesn't drink it, she will go to work tomorrow, I will also tell you about the salary, 1,080 a month, eat and live at home, just like your own home, don't have any constraints, I and your Uncle Zheng, just want to be lively." ”
Mu Zi nodded, "Oh~" suddenly thought of something that should be said thanks, "Thank you, Aunt Xiu." ”
Aunt Xiu touched her little head lovingly, "Ouch, thank you, thank you, go to bed early, the room is ready for you." ”
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Early the next morning, Xiao Muzi clumsily sold buns in the bun shop with an apron, and often grabbed the meat buns that the guests wanted into bean paste sugar buns, which caused the middle-aged uncle with high blood sugar to twitch at the corner of his eyes, and often charged others less eight cents or didn't know how much money to find a guest, and every time he had to break his fingers for a long time, but because of this clumsy cute girl paper, there were many more young people in the bun shop, and most of these young people went to Xiao Muzi, and there were a few little boys who looked like students were blushing at a glance by Xiao Muzi's eyes, well, the feeling of first love。
The steamed bun shop mainly sells breakfast, and there are not many people by noon, Aunt Xiu and Uncle Zheng let Muzi, a girl who has just entered the city, go out to play by herself on vacation, and warn her not to forget the way home, and Aunt Xiu, who is not at ease, also took her mobile phone and hung it on Muzi's neck before letting her go out.
Muzi who just entered the secular society is a curious baby, and several times he went to the mall and got lost, he was led out by the staff, and the physical strength of this creature is naturally inferior to that of men, in addition to shopping, even Muzi, the dish demon, has inherited this, she strolled from noon to six o'clock in the evening, although several times were led out by the salesperson, one of the little boys with glasses has led Muzi out of the mall several times, obviously Muzi has visited the same mall several times in a row...... The salesman wanted to get angry several times, but was forced back by this cute girl paper that never left her mouth.
Muzi walked happily on the way home, and after a dim alley, three thugs came out of the corner, "Hey, hey, little girl, let my brother be cool?"
Although the simple Muzi knew the cruel laws of nature, she really didn't know what this Shuang Shuang meant, she looked at the three gangsters with big eyes and a wink, "Shuang, is it fun?"
One of the thugs licked his lips, "Big brother, look at this chick is probably still a chick, look at this face, this figure, it's amazing!"
The eldest brother who took the lead slowly approached like Muzi, "Hehe, little sister, let's be cool, just do us a favor, we will be very grateful to you, my brother has been holding back for a long time, I really can't stand it, help." ”
Unexpectedly, when Muzi heard that it was helping, he nodded without thinking about it and said, "Ah? Are you very uncomfortable? Then I'll help you." ”
The three thugs were excited, "Okay, good, quick, get your clothes *off*"
Muzi, who was as simple as a blank piece of paper, actually slowly unbuttoned his clothes according to the words of the gangsters.
Before she could undo the second button, Li Mu appeared, and the three thugs were all knocked down by him, and it was estimated that they would all become disabled in the future, and poked Muzi's little brain with his finger angrily, "You stupid! If you tell you to take it off, you will take it off! Don't you know what this means?"
Mu Zi looked at him blankly, "Ahh
Li Mu held back for a long time, but still didn't know how to tell her, so he had to scare her and said, "You...... Anyway, if a man dares to undress you in the future, you can beat them, just don't kill them, understand?"
"But didn't you say you weren't allowed to hit someone?"
“…… *~?”
Who said that a simple girl paper is good? If it is simply like this, it is a crime!
Li Mu ruthlessly made up for Muzi's common sense, afraid that she would not be able to remember, and gave her a set of books for elementary school students to guard against the big bad wolf, and viciously warned her that if she couldn't remember the exam tomorrow, she would not be allowed to drink milk.
Who knew that Li Mu had overdone it this time, and one night Uncle Zheng asked Muzi to take off his coat to cool down because it was too hot, and was beaten by Muzi and went to the hospital......
Sometimes youkai are indeed much more cute than humans