The fat squatting buttocks exposed the gaps in the leaves, grabbed a horizontal branch with both hands, and kicked the branches under the feet with both feet, and so on, the branches under the feet lost their nutrients not long ago, although there was some tenacity, after several exertions, one side of the branch had been slowly disconnected from the main pole.

"Old grandson, can you be a little quieter, it will be a big trouble to provoke the security guards, and now I realize how sexy and sexy your buttocks are. Zou Erwa reminded the old grandson not to move so much, and after speaking, he heard: "Poof~" A small stone poked at the old grandson's buttocks.

The old grandson hanging from the tree thought that Li Guang under the tree was making a monster, so he brushed down a handful of leaves and threw them under the tree, scolding: "Li Guang of Ge Laozi, be careful that Lao Tzu will give you a stinky fart, so that you can enjoy what it means to be under fire, and then there will be a stinky atmosphere." ”

"Who the fuck are you talking about? Old grandson, you are really old, make your dog's eyes wider, am I good next to you, you take a closer look!" Looking at the old grandson, Li Guangbu was looking at himself angrily on the fork of the tree next to him, wondering if he was really old, and his eyes were beginning to presbyopia, when did Li Guang come to me! Then who is poking my ass?

"Who is it?"

"It's that turtle son, Ge Lao's out~ out. "The old grandson is easy to stutter when he is in a hurry.

"It's your father~~~ I don't know you!" The white and blue school uniform, the elegant parting head, isn't this Ah Huang from the same class, from the depths of the woods in Hesse Sen laughed and took the conversation and walked over, patting the moss on his clothes that was stained in the woods, and it was still a little wet to the touch.

"Ah Huang on a dog day, he is really a dog guy, he must be doing something unsavory here at such a late hour, either spying on others and playing friends, or he is dating his girlfriend here. ”

"I am now responsible for patrolling the dark corners of the campus, beware of dogs and cats coming in to make trouble, hurting flowers and plants, as a member of the school, I have the obligation and responsibility to be responsible for the school. ”

After speaking, he felt that he was awe-inspiring, upright by his collar, with one hand behind his waist, and the other hand as if pointing to the country: "Look at you, what are you doing running into the woods so late! You said that you are hiding from the rain under the tree, I still think there is such a thing, what are you doing climbing on the branches one by one?"

Unable to get used to Ah Huang's pretending ghost look, Li Guang pouted and fought back fiercely, "I want you to take care of it, our brothers are happy, hiding from the trees, can you manage it?"

Damn, you guys are normal? Have you ever played peek-a-boo in a tree so late, the answer is definitely no, so it's not necessarily a normal person.

"Ah Huang, I heard that someone was "popping" on it on a rainy day, tell us honestly, did you see it inside. Zou Erwa, who was standing on the branch, stomped her foot and asked Ah Huang, as if she had stomped on Ah Huang with all the strength of her body.

"Wow!" "Wow!" The sound of the branches rubbing against the branches hurriedly, and then the sound of "poof~pass", the wrist-thick branches under the feet of the old grandson were trampled off the trunk raw, and then fell to the ground.

Chen Tao, who was in charge of collecting branches under the tree, asked Ah Huang with a lewd smile: "Have you seen Bai Bai's body shaking? There must be some shameless classmates doing some ulterior deeds inside." "There is saliva dripping from the corner of the mouth of the mouth, I heard that there are not many students who go up to play on rainy days, so at most wild mandarin ducks, when it is sunny, the woods are full of silicone products.

"Damn, you guys are so dirty, I was passing down below and heard a noise in the woods, and then I walked up and saw you bastards. Ah Huang pretended to have a look of disdain on his face, and he diverted the topic with a weak heart, "What are you doing when you run out so late and toss the branches!"

"Let me tell you, it's a very awesome thing" Li Guang hooked Ah Huang with his finger and motioned for him to come closer: "Zou Erwa and the Taibao gang in the 404 dormitory have done it, and they also injured two people, you said Zou Erwa is not a cow, here we will come out to find a stick to prepare for self-defense." ”

"This should be, and those in the same dormitory must be united, otherwise they will only be beaten. I really dazzled you, and you didn't take a big bundle of bamboo broom sticks under the TV cabinet in the classroom, and you ran here to toss this branch? ”

"In the classroom?" Zou Erwa also seemed to remember, there was indeed a large bundle of wooden sticks used to repair brooms and mops, but the classroom was not closed a long time ago, how could she enter.

", bunch of stupid X's, come with me. Ah Huang beckoned everyone to go with him, isn't it just a few sticks, look at Uncle Ben, come, come with me and get it.

The group tiptoed to the teaching building where the first clinical class was located, and the classroom of the first class was on the second floor on the right side of the two-story building. Ah Huang took off his shoes, stepped on his toes in the cracks of the bricks of the wall, like a monkey, scurried left and right a few times, climbed up to the window on the second floor against the square pillar protruding from the foot of the wall, opened the window bolt with a small branch, and quickly opened the window and climbed in.

What did Ah Huang do before, why are he so proficient in his movements, and how do he feel that there are many talents in our class.

Uncle Yang may have touched the scene and opened his mouth: "Ah! At this moment, I really want to sing a poem to praise Ah Huang's vigorous skills!"

"Your sister, Uncle Yang, what are you yelling about, is this the time for you to go crazy? Zou Erwa immediately covered Uncle Yang's mouth and warned in his ear: "If you talk again, we will let you take a dirt plane tonight." ”

After a while, a soft call came down from upstairs, "What are you doing staying, catch it quickly." Ah Huang just stuck his head out of the window, and then with a few "bang, bang" sounds, he threw down a few hoe handles, sticks tied to bamboo brooms, and a few thick desk legs.

Ge Laozi, this guy is a professional in this business!

"Enough, enough, there are more than a dozen of them all good cypresses, Ah Huang, hurry up and retreat. Zou Erwa held her throat, leaned her hand on her mouth as a horn and yelled upstairs.

"Bang~Bang~~Bang" a few times, and a few sticks wrapped in clothes were thrown in the aisle of dormitory 261.

"Zou Erwa, you really caused trouble this time. Before leaving, Ah Huang curled his upper lips, held his mouth, cleared his throat and instructed everyone, "I can only help you get here, put these sticks by your side, everyone sleep vigilantly tonight, don't be taken advantage of by others." ”

In the 261 bedroom, while the lights had not been turned off, Li Guang was reinforcing the door lock, a table was not a problem, and a bed was moved against the door again, and two or three thermos filled with boiling water were prepared by everyone's side.

Do all the precautions, and everyone wears military training clothes uniformly, so as not to accidentally injure their own people when fighting.

Lying on the bed and talking about it: during this time, we have to cheer up every night, we don't take the initiative to provoke others, and we are not afraid of others coming to the door. During the day, there are not many problems on campus, there are security guards, classmates, and teachers, and what I am afraid of is being suffocated in the dormitory.

Therefore, you must go back early in the evening, and when you return to the dormitory, you must close the door to prevent a surprise attack. If anyone comes back and sees that the bedroom door is closed, they must report their own name to open the door, otherwise they will not open the door, of course, including people in different dormitories in the same class.

Lying on the bed one by one, with wooden sticks beside them, the thermos bottles are neatly placed in the aisle of the bedroom, arranged vertically in two rows for easy access.

The night became darker and darker after the lights went out, some people farted in the daze, some people grinded their teeth and made teething sounds, turned over and pulled the falling quilt, and the squirming and movement added a touch of vitality to the watery quiet night.

It's been so late and there's no ring, so I can sleep comfortably tonight. Half-awake and half-asleep, Zou Erwa had just flashed this thought, and a voice woke her up, and she was completely sleepless.

"Bang, bang!" The rapid knock on the door was heard far away in the night, several times louder than usual, waking up the sleeping students.

"Who" Zou Erwa, who was already highly concentrated, turned over and jumped up from the bed

"Who, what are you making a fuss about at such a late hour, and I'll talk about it tomorrow. Not only were the people in Zou Erwa's bedroom awakened, but several adjacent bedrooms were affected at the same time, and several shouts and curses floated out of the ventilation windows on the doors of different bedrooms.

"Chen Tao, Chen Tao," there was another hurried knock on the door, and shouts came from outside the door, waking up the people who seemed to be sleeping.

Naked, not an inch of clothing, no need to ask if it must be Chen Tao, he likes to sleep naked in the whole bedroom, "Damn X, who, let people sleep so late." ”

Chen Tao, who was naked in a daze, groped his way out of bed and groped his way to the door.

"Chen Tao, I'm Li Shan, didn't you leave the next episode of "The Corner of Our Youth" that I just borrowed, I just finished watching the upper part of the night battle, and the protagonist came to an abrupt end when he arrived in Myanmar, which is really greedy, so I came to pick up the book. ”

"Besides, I will save a dollar by returning the book tomorrow morning, and I will deduct an extra day's money if I pay it in the morning. ”

"Coming, coming, mom, come here so late to get some books. Chen Tao, who was in a daze, turned around and took out the book from the mat on the bed. The conversation between the two had already woken up the classmates in the same dormitory, and the light in the corridor shone into the dormitory through the ventilation window, and everyone looked at Chen Tao who was walking back and forth in the dormitory with wide eyes.

They all held back their laughter, and no one reminded him, watching him perform "celestial motion" back and forth at a distance of a few steps.

"Bump," an object hits the bed against the bedroom door.

"Hey, yo~" was a painful cry from Chen Tao's mouth.

"Which stupid X's bed, it's all moved to the door, get out of the way, get out of the way, I'll open the door. ”

Zou Erwa touched Chen Tao's ear lightly, and grabbed his ear with her hand, so that he completely woke up from his sleep.

"Be quiet, beware of fraud! Don't you want to think about what happened during the day, isn't it a little strange to come to pick up books so late!"

After being reminded by Zou Erwa, Chen Tao came to his senses completely, yes, what kind of book did he come to get so late, he had to be careful.

"Li Shan, fuck your uncle, what book do you want in the middle of the night, we are still classmates, if you want to break off the relationship, you can continue to pretend, you want to book, I promise to return it to you tomorrow when you haven't gotten up yet." ”