203 Nights Happy old man

readx;?“ Forehead... Let's talk about this marriage later, let's talk about business first, get down to business!"

Xiao Bisheng took the lead in breaking the embarrassment. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Yes, yes, let's get down to business. Xiao Han hurriedly made up for it at this time, and he felt that he was about to be pierced by the sharp gazes of the two women at this time.

Xiao Han finally understood why the emperors in ancient Chinese history were so short-lived, and the two women of Nima were so anxious about Xiao Han, this emperor has three thousand beauties, do you say you can live a long time?

"Grandma, there are not many people coming, I plan to go to my parents' grave to deduct a few heads, and then burn some paper money, and then set up a monument to my parents!"

"I won't hold a banquet either, let's keep it simple, I know this may be the most shabby memorial service in the township, maybe it will make the neighborhood folks see the jokes. ”

"But I think that the death of my parents, as long as the mind is there, those forms are just a void. ”

"Grandma, what do you think? After all, Mom is your child, if you feel cold, just tell your nephew, and I will try my best to satisfy you. ”

Rumble!!

At this moment, a low roar came from the street.

If Xiao Han is a person who understands cars, he will definitely hear that this is one of the top models in Mercedes-Benz, the S600, a new V12 engine, and the price is as high as millions.

The black Mercedes Benz ran on the country road, leading passers-by to scream one by one.

After all, some people may not have seen millions of luxury cars in their lives.

The car in front of them, just by that kind of momentum, they knew that they couldn't afford it with the money they had saved for the rest of their lives.

No... Not a car, there's still one behind?

The people in Xiao Han's hometown were suddenly confused, what is the matter, a beautiful woman who just came to the country and the city yesterday made this peaceful small village restless for a long time, and today there were suddenly several luxury cars that they had never seen in their lives.

Don't... Don't... Someone in their village has been admitted to university again?

The countrymen have never seen much of the market, and there are not many major events in their eyes, the title of the gold list is counted as one, and the flower candles in the cave house are also counted as one.

The people of the village who were doing good things immediately gathered around to see what was going on!

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"Her sister-in-law, what a blessing! Yesterday I just heard that your nephew brought a fairy back, and today your grandson has a full moon again, your blessing really makes us envious!"

Xiao Han's eldest aunt is a human spirit, although she is usually more picky, but she obviously gets along very well among the neighbors and villagers, and the children of this youngest son's family are full moon, and there are no less than 100 people in ten miles and eight villages, and the level of excitement is not much worse than that of people getting married.

The eldest aunt listened to the compliments of the visitors, but she smiled very uncomfortably. The person in front of him had obviously only heard half of what had happened that day, and if he knew that it was actually an oolong incident, he didn't know what he would think.

Xiao Han's aunt remembered that she shouted proudly at the gate yesterday: "Xiaowei, your girlfriend is here!", and her fat face turned red with shame. She felt that people who knew the truth must be secretly laughing at her.

She is a good-looking person, but she is always embarrassed in Xiao Han's affairs. Including the last time Xiao Han returned to school, or this oolong incident, every time this middle-aged woman had the urge to beat Xiao Han.

But fortunately, she heard that today's death day of his parents went to a few people, and the scene was not good. The eldest aunt's heart full of anger and jealousy was a little more comfortable.

After calming down, the eldest aunt returned to the battlefield of interpersonal communication and greeted the guests who came to cheer.

"Ah, third brother and third sister-in-law, I haven't seen you for a long time, you have been out for half a year, do you still need the crops at home?"

"Haha...."

The small courtyard is very lively, and at this time, a middle-aged man came over with some gifts.

"Hey, secretary, you are a busy man, why do you still have time to eat and drink!"

The village secretary is the biggest official in the village committee, and to put it bluntly, he is the village head.

As soon as she saw the village chief coming, the eldest aunt's voice instantly rose by several decibels, as if others didn't know that the village chief was coming.

Sure enough, seeing that even the village chief was here, the people below immediately started talking.

"This old Xiao family has such a big face!"

"Yes, just after the child has a full moon, the village chief came to cheer. ”

"This person just can't be compared, I want our child to get married, invite the village chief to drink a wedding wine, the village chief didn't come, this grandson came after a full moon, and brought a gift!!"

The yard was filled with exclamations.

However, how could they know the old village chief's considerations?

The general election of the village committee is approaching, and Xiao Bihai is one of the few party members in the village, but he is trying to win this vote.

However, when Uncle Xiao Han's house was very lively, as everyone knows, dozens of luxury cars drove over at the gate of the village at this time, and each of those cars was bright enough to brighten the eyes of the blind countrymen who had never seen the world.

"I'm Cao, what's wrong?" The old man at the entrance of the village who collected the road fee was stunned for a moment, he had stopped the car privately to collect money in the past few years, and he could collect twenty Huaxia coins a day at most. But today, just for a while, I have collected several thousand.

Why? Ask me why? Lao Tzu also wants to know why!!

The old man took a handful of red and gold bills, and a pair of old hands were trembling uncontrollably.

It's not excitement, it's fear! If the money comes too quickly, it's hot.

But heaven and earth can be seen, he really didn't do anything hurtful, he saw a few cars with foreign license plates coming on the opposite side, and he wanted to stop them and collect a dollar toll.

He really wanted a dollar, but what he didn't expect was that these people who came only asked one question, and then they happily took a hundred-dollar bill and gave it to him.

"No need to look for it!!"

Each one is so generous, if the rich people in China can be so generous, the old man estimates that no one in the world will starve to death.

By the way, the questions they asked were much the same, basically all: "Is Xiao Han from this village?" The old man recalled, I'm afraid the only difference between them is that some look like Americans, some look like Russians, and some Japanese girls, but they don't have the plump ones in the film.

It seems that Japanese beauties are not all like those staged in the film!

Speaking of Xiao Han, this is probably the name of one of the few juniors that the old man remembers.

In fact, the main reason is that he is familiar with Xiao Han's father, and their family has suffered such an accident, so it is difficult not to be impressed. But the old man was surprised, what are they looking for Xiao Han's kid, is that boy .... The international drug lord who is hiding here, and the international agents are sent to arrest him? )