Everyone sighed with emotion, the master of the blowing god is really charming, and the beautiful girl took the initiative to lean towards him.

After soliciting the consent of the customers in line, Yang Tianci first made papaya chick and phoenix soup for the "Breast Enlargement Group of Ten".

The customers saw that Yang Tianci used completely different ingredients from the previous two, and asked Yang Tianci one after another.

Yang Tianci said happily: "This is also a medicinal diet, called papaya chick and phoenix soup." The main effect of this medicinal diet is to enlarge the breasts and lift the buttocks. ”

Breast and butt lift......

The customers can't be calm.

A good street food, you give him a strong body, the effect of intellectualizing and awakening the brain, and now it is still related to beauty, and it also lifts the buttocks......

What you eat in your mouth, how does the effect work on your buttocks!

Yang Tianci saw that everyone was full of doubts, and he was immediately unhappy: "Why, I don't believe it." If you don't believe me, give it a try. I promise, ABCDEFG, you can ...... as big as you want."

The old man at the front of the line whispered: "Young man, bring me a Zhonggong powder." ”

This time it was Yang Tianci's turn to be stunned: "Uncle, you ...... You're not right......"

Old man: "I...... I've had the old problem of prolapse again, and since I can cure my buttocks, I must be able to cure my prolapse. ”

Yang Tianci: "......"

There are too many customers today, and Yang Tianci has been busy for three hours, and he has only sent away one-third of the customers.

Yang Tianci was a little tired and prostration, and the raw materials were no longer enough, so Yang Tianci decided to close.

Although the customers were unwilling, they were helpless and left with a complaint.

Yang Tianci made three more detoxification and muscle-building soups, Er Fat, Wu Zixuan and himself, one for each person.

Er Pang and Wu Zixuan reported their results to Yang Tianci, saying that their current level has almost reached the level of provincial athletes, and they have broken the record of middle school students set in the Municipal Games.

Being admitted to Tsinghua University is a sure thing.

Yang Tianci was sincerely happy for the two old friends.

The two also persuaded Yang Tianci not to be so stubborn, and was specially recruited by Tsinghua University for insurance as a sports student with them.

However, Yang Tianci resolutely refused.

The two had no choice but to give up persuasion.

After they finished eating, they went back to the playground to train.

Originally, Yang Tianci wanted to go to Xu Wan'er to see her illness, but it happened that Miss Hehee called at this time.

Miss Hee Hee said that she did an outdoor live broadcast at the request of fans today and asked Yang Tianci if he wanted to participate.

Yang Tianci said categorically: "Of course I participated." ”

This is a great opportunity to earn followers, and of course you can't miss it.

Miss Hee Hee asked Yang Tianci to wait at the school gate, and she immediately came over to meet him.

It didn't take long for Miss Hee Hee to arrive.

She wore a skinny denim today and stepped on a pair of sneakers to facilitate outdoor exercise.

The tall and thin figure is undoubtedly displayed.

"Tsk, what the hell are these slender legs? Yang Tianci said with emotion.

Miss Hee Hei pointed the camera at Yang Tianci: "Old Tie, we have already met with Master Blowing God." Master Blower, say hello to netizens. ”

Yang Tianci smiled: "Hello old iron, I'm very happy to meet you again." ”

"Do you know what day it is? It's World Book Day. In order to celebrate this holiday, I decided to introduce you to a few profound Chinese characters. ”

As he spoke, Yang Tianci walked under the banner advertisement of the rice noodle stall, pointed to the advertisement above, and read it word by word.

"Come, read with me, count...... Learn...... Hero...... Language...... Profound...... Forest...... Bolt...... Gram...... Country...... Border...... Crown...... Army...... Support...... Help...... Give birth...... Product ......"

The comments in the live broadcast room exploded instantly.

"I'll just say, why is Master Blowing God so serious today...... Routines, it's all routines. ”

"This advertisement gives you ninety-nine points, and the remaining one point is for fear of your pride. ”

"The madman lives up to his name. It's also broad and profound...... It's your routine that is broad and profound!"

"Wait, we seem to have overlooked a detail, the Olympiad hasn't started yet, and this is the champion, isn't it...... Got shady?"

"Shady fart, buddy, your brain is pumping, he's bragging. ”

"Upstairs wise. ”

Miss Hee-hee: "......"

She quickly removed the camera from the banner.

Just kidding, advertising in the live broadcast room will be banned.

Miss Hehe: "Yang Tianci, the old irons all want us to go to the cave where the kidnappers stayed last night to explore, should we go?"

Yang Tianci: "Double-click to follow and go a wave, and the gift is brushed up." Don't talk about caves, even if it's a cosmic black hole, my brother will go right. ”

Miss Hee Hee looked cute: "Dear old iron, may I ask if this is a legendary braggart than blowing out of the sky?"

Yang Tianci: "......"

Why is this girl's elbow turned out.

The two of them hadn't set off yet, but they suddenly saw Yang Tianci's big golden eagle swooping out from the low altitude on the campus.

The point is that the big golden eagle still has a white hood on its claws......

Yang Tianci's face turned black in an instant.

What kind of bullshit hobby is this big golden eagle that is underwhelmed, why do you love collecting women's hoods so much?

What the hell is it doing with collecting this thing? It doesn't grow steamed buns.

Yang Tianci came home depressed.

Miss Hee-hee's camera was on the big golden eagle: "Old iron, you may not believe it when you say it." The golden eagle had a woman's hood on its claws. ”

The comment area of the live broadcast room fried the pot again.

"What the hell, shouldn't the eagle eagle love to catch rabbits?"

"That's right, isn't that thing just for the White Rabbit?"

"Ahem, upstairs, crooked. ”

"This big eagle is really human, and it has a hobby that all men in the world have. ”

"It's really that the upper beam is not right, and the lower beam is crooked. ”

Yang Tianci's face turned green.

your grandma's upper beam is crooked, come on, come on, tell me who is the upper beam!

See if I can't kill you.

Yang Tianci hurriedly said: "Statement, statement, I and the Golden Eagle are two completely independent individuals, and any behavior of the Golden Eagle has nothing to do with me." ”

Netizen: "There are no three hundred taels of silver here." ”

The following fans swiped the screen one after another, "There is no silver three hundred taels here".

Yang Tianci: "I want to take you to romantic Turkey, and then drown you this dog day drip......"

He decided to find an opportunity to have a good conversation with the golden eagle and reverse its bad habits.

It's not a way to smear yourself in the face all the time.

The two took a taxi and soon came to the barren mountain on the outskirts.

This barren mountain is inaccessible and unexplored, and the road up the mountain is bumpy.

Yang Tianci took the initiative to walk in front of the team and opened the way for Miss Xihee.

Looking at the lush bushes and grasses around him, Yang Tianci said in his heart that if he had a field battle with Miss Hehe here, wouldn't it be beautiful.

Just as he was YY, Yang Tianci suddenly felt that something had fallen off his body.

Yang Tianci immediately looked down.

And when he saw it like this, Yang Tianci jumped up in shock.

A well-packed "set" lies quietly on the ground at your feet.

Did this thing fall off of itself?

But I didn't bring this set at all, okay!

System: "I can only help you get here, no thanks." ”

Yang Tianci: "I thank you for your eight ancestors." You're going to kill me!"

Yang Tianci's face turned red instantly, and he immediately squatted down and picked up the condom.

He also glanced back at Miss Hee, seeing that her expression was normal, he shouldn't have noticed this set.

He breathed a sigh of relief.

However, he overlooked one detail: women's curiosity is strong.

Although Miss Hee didn't see that it was a set, she saw Yang Tianci sneakily picking up something from the ground.

Miss Hehe's curiosity burst and she followed Yang Tianci: "Yang Tianci, what treasure did you pick up from the ground just now, show me." ”

Yang Tianci's face blushed to the root of his ears: "No...... Nothing. ”

Miss Hee took advantage of Yang Tianci's unpreparedness and grabbed something from Yang Tianci's hand: "Haha, I grabbed it, how can I not share good things...... Forehead. ”

When Miss Hee Hee found out that it was an unused condom, her face turned red.

Yang Tianci was embarrassed and couldn't find a crack in the ground to get into: "It's over, I can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River." ”

Miss Hee hesitated for a moment, and then put the sleeve directly into her pocket.

Fit in her pocket......

"Keep walking. Miss Hee said shyly.

Yang Tianci continued to walk forward uneasily.

What does Miss Hee Hee mean? Why didn't she scold herself for being a hooligan? Why did she put the suit in her pocket?

Acquiesced? No, Miss Hee Hee shouldn't be such a casual person......

What would she think of herself? What a glorious image she had so easily built.

Originally, Yang Tianci wanted to explain, but after thinking about it, he forgot it.

How to explain it? Brother carries a system with him, this system is a bit dishonest, and the set just now was thrown by the system......

Explain the dog!

Soon, the two of them came to the top of the mountain and walked to the cave.

Yang Tianci adjusted his disordered mood: "Old Tie, I'm going to enter the cave now." ”

Miss Hee-hee's pretty face turned red......

Yang Tianci immediately realized that he had said the wrong thing: "Old Tie, I am going to enter the cave now, please be in good spirits and see if this cave will bring us any surprises." ”

With that, Yang Tianci turned on the flashlight and went into the cave.

This cave is about one meter six or seven meters high, and the two of them are completely cats digging into it. The walls of the cave were covered with vines and plants, and the ground was also littered with gravel, so it was extremely difficult for them to walk.

After drilling in for a few minutes, Yang Tianci suddenly found that there was a ball of flowers in front of him, blocking the cave.

Yang Tianci immediately focused the flashlight light on the ball of flowers.

And when he saw it like this, Yang Tianci was instantly stunned.

Those colorful ones are all women's covers.

Finished!

Yang Tianci thought desperately.

His first thought was that Miss Hee Hee would think that she was implying that she was "in the field"?

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