Chapter 233: Follow Me to Take Over the School Hospital!
"Quick method? And quick method? Haha, great!" Zhou Jiadong's eyes lit up when he heard the words "quick method". Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info To be honest, he was about to be tossed to death by the contents of the medical book for more than a day.
His foundation is poor, and there are some advanced things in medical books, he doesn't even know the basics, reading those contents, it's really no different from reading heavenly books, and he will be sleepy after reading for a while, and the heroic energy at the beginning is gone.
"Quick method?" Jiang Shuying and Zhao Mengdie glanced at each other, both women are talented and intelligent people, and if they can have today's medical skills, they are all trained by hard work!
Therefore, both of them looked at Jiang Yi with suspicious eyes, and also stared at the canvas bag on the table.
Jiang Yi picked up a corner of the canvas bag, pulled it on the spot, and a bunch of things fell on the table. When Zhou Jiadong and the three of them looked at those things, they couldn't help but be stunned.
These things turned out to be boxes of silver needles!
There were more than a dozen boxes of silver needles on the table, what were you doing with so many silver needles? The three of them were a little confused.
"The quick method is not as simple as you think, if you want to learn the quick method, you have to endure what ordinary people can't bear, do things that ordinary people don't dare to do, do you, dare? If you don't dare, I'll let you go back now, and I will choose a new place, but from now on, I think you will be even more unable to hold your head up in school, and you will be looked down upon. Jiang Yi said with his hands behind his back.
"This ......" Zhou Jiadong hesitated for a while, looking at Jiang Yi's expression, he felt that it should not be simple here, but as soon as he imagined the scene of being looked down upon after being kicked out, his eyes couldn't help but shoot a strong battle intent.
"Teacher! I'm ready! Let him be a mountain of swords and fire, even if he comes! I, Zhou Jiadong, take it!" Zhou Jiadong clenched his hands into fists, frowned, gritted his teeth, and said with a tough face.
"Well, good, you really didn't disappoint me. Jiang Yi nodded with satisfaction.
"The quick method is actually not difficult to say, it is not easy to say that it is simple, there must be my guidance in this, otherwise you will be useless even if you learn it for a long time. Jiang Yi said slowly.
"Let me ask you, what do you have to do if you want to do acupuncture well?" Jiang Yi looked at the three of them and asked.
"Read more books, and you must understand the acupuncture points of the human body. Zhou Jiadong was the first to speak.
"Do more simulations, practice makes perfect. Jiang Shuying said.
"We must carry out clinical practice, otherwise it is useless to simulate more, and it can only be effective if it is really pierced into the body!" Zhao Mengdie continued.
"Very well, you have pretty much everything you need to know how to learn acupuncture. Jiang Yi nodded with satisfaction.
"Zhou Jiadong, let me ask you, do you know anything about the acupuncture points of the human body?" Jiang Yi asked.
"Report to the teacher, I can touch the acupuncture points of the human body with my eyes closed!" Zhou Jiadong immediately came to his senses when he heard this, he straightened his waist, and said with a proud face.
Speaking of his college studies in the past few years, he didn't learn anything else, but he learned one thing, that is, the acupuncture points of the human body! This is because he read a lot of martial arts novels in high school, and he wanted to learn about the acupuncture points of the human body, so that he could learn some acupoints from peerless masters in the future!
It's a pity that he understands the acupuncture points clearly, but he hasn't encountered any peerless masters......
"Very good, have you ever simulated acupuncture?" Jiang Yi asked again.
"Although I usually skip class a lot, I haven't pulled down a single session of my experimental class, and I must come to the acupuncture simulation class every time!" Zhou Jiadong said with his head held high again.
The experimental class is his paradise, this guy likes to hold a silver needle and prick it everywhere, and the teacher has a headache.
"Great! Looks like I've been able to skip another step. Jiang Yi said happily.
"Another step has been omitted?Teacher, you, what do you mean?" Zhou Jiadong had a very good brain, and he guessed something at once, he couldn't help but change his face and asked.
"Teacher, wouldn't the quick fix you said just let him go to clinical practice!" Jiang Shuying and Zhao Mengdie were both stunned, and Zhao Mengdie then spoke.
"Since he knows a lot about the acupuncture points of the human body and has done acupuncture simulations, if he doesn't do actual combat, how can he become a real acupuncture master?" Jiang Yi said with his hands behind his back.
"But...... This guy doesn't have a solid foundation at all! Treating a disease is not the same thing as casually pricking a needle!" Jiang Shuying said with a look of astonishment.
Needle pricking is not the same thing as curing a disease!
How so?
The teacher tells you an acupuncture point and asks you to prick a needle, which is an acupuncture simulation!
The real treatment is not the case at all, the treatment needs to understand the patient's condition, the cause of the disease, so that the right needle can be applied, and it is useless to prick people into a hornet's nest.
With Zhou Jiadong's level, it is already very impossible for him to see what kind of disease the patient has changed, and it would be even more nonsense to let him go to the patient for acupuncture treatment!
"Yes, teacher, I don't want to accidentally stab someone to death...... Now the penalties for medical malpractice are very serious, and I don't want to be beaten to death by the patient's family members. Zhou Jiadong's head shook like a rattle, and he said nothing.
"Listen to me......"
"What I said is different from what you understand, with Zhou Jiadong's foundation, it is indeed very difficult for him to diagnose the patient, but if I tell him the patient's condition, and at the same time tell him how to give the needle, he is only responsible for the needle, then it will be fine?" Jiang Yi said with a smile.
"Then is this any different from our acupuncture simulation?" Zhou Jiadong said curiously.
Now it is a test of the needle on the person's body, not only the technique of the person who gave the needle, but also the test of psychological endurance. Moreover, at the same time as the needle, he can also memorize and summarize the needle methods corresponding to various diseases, and the next time he encounters this disease, he can directly inject the needle. ā
"Hey, teacher, what you said really makes sense. Zhou Jiadong and the three of them all looked thoughtful.
"Okay, teacher, when are we going to start?" Zhou Jiadong said eagerly, with Jiang Yi's guidance, he was not afraid of cheating people at all.
"The crash course is done in our school hospital. Jiang Yi clapped his head.
"What? school hospital!" Zhou Jiadong thought he had heard it wrong, and almost fell headlong.
What kind of place is the school hospital, it is said to be a hospital, but in fact it is just a small clinic on campus! I can only see some small problems with headaches and brain fever, and when I encounter a serious illness, who will look here!
"Teacher, can we choose the affiliated hospital of our University of Traditional Chinese Medicine? No matter how bad it is, the Second People's Hospital can do it. Zhou Jiadong said with a sad face.
"Why, look down on our school hospital? Tell you, from today on, I will take over the school hospital, and from now on, I guarantee that everyone outside will want to see our school hospital!" Jiang Yi said with a smile.
"Teacher, are you going to take over the school hospital?" Zhou Jiadong and the three of them were immediately stunned, what is the origin of this teacher, the school hospital can take over?
Those who have gone to college don't know that the school hospital is not as good as the clinic outside! Engage a few people who know a little about medical skills, and then hire a few nurse sisters, and when combined together, it is said that it is a school hospital, in fact, this is a good place to enjoy Qingfu at all!
Which of those who can enter the school hospital has no background? Which one does not have some personal relationship with the school leaders? Those who do not have a personal relationship with the school can only appear in female doctors and nurses, as for the reason...... Think about it yourself, pure people should be able to figure it out!
For example, the school hospital of the University of Chinese Medicine was set up by the brother-in-law of a vice president, and now the people in it have some relationship with the school leaders, and ordinary people can't get in at all!
The school hospital is small, and the business is not very good, but the salaries of the doctors and nurses in it are very high, much higher than the average teacher!
Therefore, don't underestimate the school hospital, it's a fat difference!
"Yes, although I haven't handed over yet, as long as I say a word, I believe Dean Li should agree to me. Jiang Yi said with a smile.
"Alright, you two keep reading to me, remember, I'll check in the afternoon before school. Jiang Yi said to Jiang Shuying and Zhao Mengdie.
"You, come out, follow me to take over the school hospital!"
Jiang Yi pointed at Zhou Jiadong, turned around and walked out.