Chapter 125: Lao Tzu Can Fool You Crippled

Qulan City, Xiayuan County...... In this era when poor counties are flying all over the sky, it is still the most genuine kind of small mountain town.

If there is a place that does not have a road called Cross Street in these days, it is only because the place is not called a city at all.

There is no cross street in Xiayuan County, but there is a cross slope, and there is no dominatrix Sun Erniang on the slope, and there is a station.

When the dilapidated passenger car swayed all the way to the station, Jiang Che knew that from now on, many people and things that he was so familiar with, what he thought about, and what he wanted to forget, would come again.

For example, now, in the county education bureau of the adobe house, this Liu girl is registering his information.

Almost every time the girl wrote a few words, she looked up at Jiang Che again, and then lowered her head to enjoy herself for a while.

"Oh, don't be happy", Jiang Che shrank back slightly, and said in his heart, "I know I'm good-looking, but it's useless, if it's a previous life, I still have to kiss you in three years...... You're scared the hell out of me. ”

In the third year of his previous life in Chaliao Village, Jiang Che was inexplicably eagerly concerned by the leaders of the County Education Bureau, and dragged him to arrange a blind date, and the object of the blind date was the Liu girl in front of him.

I hid it, and I didn't know that it was her when I met - Miss Liu's body was almost the kind that could lift Jiang Che up and throw it twenty meters away.

At that time, the blind date failed, and Miss Liu also said: "You just came three years ago, and I fell in love with you, so I'm waiting to see if you came here in two years...... I've delayed you for three years, and you have to be responsible. ”

Jiang Che was actually quite familiar with her, so he said, "General Liu, you are trying to slander me! How can you be responsible? Anyway, we are really not suitable." ”

Miss Liu said: "Let's get it once, and when we get pregnant, you will marry me and give you a big fat boy." My family has a house and a shop in the county, and if you want to go back to your hometown, I will go with you...... If you're not pregnant, forget it. ”

As she spoke, she grabbed her hand.

Fortunately, Jiang Che came out of school and always climbed in the mountains, and his running skills did not fall, so he escaped quickly and ran all the way back to Chaliao Village, and did not dare to enter the county seat for half a year since then.

"Why are you running into our poor ravine after graduation? Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to marry a daughter-in-law after two years of delay?"

Jiang Che's four luggage bags, Miss Liu carried them alone, easily and effortlessly, and asked casually while putting them on the tractor.

It turns out that this is how the story began, and I must have answered it incorrectly at the time. I don't remember the original answer, Jiang Che thought for a while and said, "If you are already married, you will come over after the wedding wine." ”

“…… Oh. Miss Liu held a duffel bag flat, stunned, let go, bang, and dropped the bag in the body of the walk-behind tractor.

Jiang Che hurriedly climbed up and patted his shoulder and greeted: "Old horse, let's go." ”

The tractor drove out, and 40-year-old Ma Dongqiang held the handlebars with both hands, bumped upside down, and asked in non-standard Mandarin: "Hey, how do you know my surname is Ma?"

Jiang Chexin said in his heart, I still know that you work for people, steal other people's daughters-in-law, and when you run, you put your bare butt on the rocking tractor, but it didn't shake up, and you tied it to a tree...... The tractor crank takes the rope and hangs it on your tintin.

"The girl from the Education Bureau said. Jiang Che handed over a cigarette as he spoke, and helped light it.

Cigarettes have filters, in Xiawan Township, Ma Dongqiang, who has a tractor, is a rich man, but he doesn't often smoke cigarettes with filters......

That would be a big deal, he wanted to put out the cigarette he had smoked two puffs and take it back to show off.

Jiang Che took out two more sticks and stuffed them into his pocket and said, "Smoke it." ”

So the old horse, who was just taking Jiang Che back to the township by the way, sent Jiang Che all the way to the foot of the mountain in Chaliao Village, and walked along the Nanguan River all the way, the road was narrow, and the surging river was below, looking thrilling.

But the old horse bastard kept going back to chat with Jiang Che, several times, the front wheels were rolled to the side of the road before he broke it back, several times, Jiang Che wanted to say, I'd better come down and use it, I'm your mother's millionaire, your county magistrate has to invite me to dinner if you know, you know.

All the way to the end of the line, get out of the car, say goodbye to the old horse, Jiang Che stood on the side of the road, looking at the barren "small impact plain" across the river from a distance.

In the early years, no one dared to live in this place, for fear that the river would flood, but now no one pays attention to it, and the embankment is also built in general.

Less than a year later, the inland shipping of the Nanguan River began to plan to expand upstream, and the Hong Kong businessmen got the news one step earlier, and took it down at a price of only tens of thousands of yuan, and the province allocated funds to strengthen the embankment. Whether this land is set up as a factory or a small wharf is built, it will become worth a thousand dollars, but the Hong Kong businessmen are too lazy to bother, and they have been pinching and waiting for the land to be sold after stacking a few bricks, so it has not brought any benefits to the locals.

"Sooner or later, this place will be mine...... No, it's from Chaliao Village. ”

Just thinking about it, an old man and a young man ran from a distance with a flat pole, ran closer, wiped his sweat and said, "You, are you a new teacher?"

The scene is slightly different from the previous life, but the same two people, Lao Gu Ye, Ma Di, and the ancestors of the old village chief, who almost got along with each other in the previous life, stood in front of him......

Jiang Che was stunned.

"Like, we thought you got down over there, ran over there and waited, but when Ma Dongqiang's tractor turned around, we knew that you were leaving here, so you waited longer. ”

Madi's Mandarin is not as good as Lao Guye, because the old man used to beg for food, and Brother Ma has been in the mountains.

"It's okay, I've just come down. "I originally wanted to speak in dialects, but I had a bad taste in my head, Jiang Che pretended not to know and answered it in Mandarin.

The grandfather and grandson nodded, didn't say much, picked up Jiang Che's four bags of luggage with one person and one shoulder, and said, "Then let's go, the road is far, we have to climb the mountain, teacher, if you are tired of walking, just say it, let's rest." ”

"Hey, okay. ”

Following all the way, Jiang Che did not pretend to rob the old Gu Ye's flat burden, the young man did little farm work, his shoulders were not hard, and it was really not good to talk about it, but the old man was in good health, and he was carrying it on the ground.

It took an hour and a half to get to the village, and almost half of the village was waiting near and far to see the new teacher.

In the early 90s, there was a widely circulated saying that a family only had one pair of pants, and this one came out to meet people, and that one had to nest in bed, which was probably not in Chaliao Village, at least Jiang Che didn't see it, but the clothes were almost a little worn and patched.

Everyone laughed, but few people said hello, and many people here did not speak Mandarin and were secretly talking in dialects:

"Damn, why do you look better than a girl. Now the little daughter-in-law and the eldest girl in the village should be optimistic. ”

"Dare, I'll use him as a boar. ”

"Fuck off, don't worry about it, I don't know how many days people can stay, I can't stay for a month last time. By the way, if there is any left wild boar meat from the last time in your house, if there is, cut a piece and send it to you later. ”

"Is the wild boar whipping okay?

"You chop it, chop it, chop it, and send it again, he knows an egg." ”

"Yes. ”

"Whatever, anyway, my baby can't afford to go to school, so I might as well buy a bottle of wine to drink if I subsidize me. What do you think the girl is going to school, right? I guess I'm going to come to the house again to mobilize or something, and I won't open the door for him. ”

"If you don't open it, your apricot blossoms will bloom, maybe you want to borrow a seed from someone, anyway, you can't give birth to a son, let the apricot blossom borrow one, it's good-looking and can read." ”

It turns out that these bastards are talking about this, Jiang Che was also such a group of people who greeted him in his previous life, discussing in private, and he didn't understand a word at the time.

This sentence is in his ears, and he is very familiar with the few who speak......

Wait, see that I don't fool you.