Chapter 1 The Brother's Life The matchmaker was speechless
The autumn girl in September is beautiful, but the hobby is very unique, obviously a gentle girl has to raise a beast as a mount, this beast is the owner's surname, commonly known as the autumn tiger, there is no hobby in life, do not eat meat and do not hunt, is a little lustful, every day but noon to encourage people to take off their clothes.
Zhu Yi was so hot that he was upset, and he remembered the worries ahead, so he sat in the carriage with his eyes blank, leaning on the wheel, his tongue sticking out for a long time. Lu Weisang saw it and summoned bean bags.
"Go find a thick hemp rope for me. β
Doubao answered, and went to the box of the accompanying convoy behind, and finally found the longest and thickest one back, puzzled, "What is the young master using this rope for?"
Lu Weisang tied a knot neatly and gestured sideways, "When I meet a vicious dog on the road, Young Master Ben looks very good, and I plan to take it home to watch the door and catch mice." β
Doubaoxiao's face was trembling, and his young master raised his hand and raised his sword when he heard this movement, and snapped the knot off, which happened to be on Doubao's neck. "What's so good about a vicious dog, send you a fat one, tie it back to stew meat. β
Lu Weisang was tied to a live rope, and with a slight force, the knot was opened. Doubao gave a grateful look, turned around and hid behind.
Lu Weisang took the hemp rope and said, "The whole village is vegetarian, Young Master Zhu should take it home and enjoy it himself." β
Zhu Yi ignored him, rolled his eyes and turned around and lay down in the carriage.
"It's like a steamer inside, aren't you too hot?"
"It's better to die of heat than to be beaten to death by my father, at least you can leave me with a whole corpse. β
"Now that I know that I am afraid, I knew that this was the case, so why bother in the first place. β
There was silence.
Of course, Lu Weisang didn't think that he fainted in the heat, and the separation was imminent, he must be thinking about how not to go home.
Sure enough.
"Cousin~" A contrived and disgusting call came from the carriage.
Under the scorching sun, Lu Weisang, who has been a cousin for twenty-two years, still had goosebumps from this sound.
"It's only been two months in the next year, Young Master Zhu doesn't have to be so polite, and it's impossible. β
"I'm going to see my aunt and uncle, can you stop me?"
"Your aunt and uncle don't know where to go, if you really find and beat her, your aunt will probably hate why you disturb her travel. β
Young Master Zhu turned over and got out of the car, his face was gloomy, and his expression was gloomy, "My father didn't like to read when he was young, and he was even bullied by your mother in every way, but now it's your turn to bully me." How could Grandpa's spirit in heaven tolerate such a tragic thing. β
"Uncle just wants to experience you, and he doesn't leave home, you can go first, and wait until you have something to discuss with him, this dart game will be handed over to you sooner or later, three or five years earlier, why die or live." β
"Look at how many people in their early twenties are in charge of such a big family business?"
Lu Weisang indifferently stretched out his index finger and pointed it towards himself.
Zhu Yi patted his hand away and said: "You don't count, you are not a human being at all, you became the owner of a village at the age of seventeen, not only did you not lose the family business but even more than before, do you say this is something that people can do? Anyway, I will go to this Heyanzhuang, Doubao, you go over and inform me first, and prepare my room as soon as possible, this young master is very tired, and he has to sleep first when he enters the village. β
"Now that I'm tired, I'm sleeping. The owner of Lu Zhuang acted resolutely, slashed at the back of Zhu Yi's head with one palm, and threw it into the arms of the bean bag, "The northwest path is the most bumpy, go that one." β
It was noon when I entered the city gate of Qinglin County, and I was not here for half a year, and the songs recited by the young children in the city had been renewed, and I don't know who was so blessed, although the bride was disabled, she did a hundred times better than many healthy women.
It turns out that being envied by others is not necessarily better than envying others.
When the tea house uncle pulled Lu Weisan with tears in his eyes and sighed that his younger brothers and sisters had married a good daughter-in-law for him, he was angry.
"Uncle, who did you say married a daughter-in-law?"
"Isn't it you! My master Lu Dazhuang, don't look at Ling Brother and Sister who are stubborn on weekdays, this time it's really a good thing. β
Lu Weisang gritted his teeth and said in a calm voice, "There is absolutely no reason in this world for a younger brother and sister to be the master of his brother's wife and marry him." β
The uncle waved his hand boldly, "What's the matter with these little things? Don't you know that becoming a family in these years is really a life and a death." This step was wrong, and I didn't know how to die. Look at the Li family in the east of the city, the head of the team that picked up the relatives at the beginning is about to go around the city, what is happening now, there is no hope of divorce from his wife, don't think about it in the future. β
Lu Weisang is not interested in the housework of the Li family in the east of the city, but they are afraid that it will not work if they don't move the family law.
Heyanzhuang is located on the mountainside of Daishan, Lu Weisang rushed all the way to the bottom of the hundred steps, and saw a figure dancing at the door from a distance. "Zhenbo, what are you doing?"
"Alas, you're back, owner. Just now, the young master sent a box of Northwest specialties, saying that you will arrive later, the owner. I'm here to greet and digest by the way. β
"Have I been gone for too long, I remember that Zhenbo, you are not in this shape. β
Lu Zhen patted his big belly and smiled a little embarrassed, "I did eat a little too much in the past two months, but Miss Xinglu said that I would prepare some vegetarian food for me in the next few days, and I would probably be able to lose weight slowly." β
"How did this Xinglu girl get to the village?"
"Oh, when there was a drought in the north of the Yangtze River in July, the second young master rescued them from the wild wolf forest. β
"What's the deal with the rumors in the city?"
"What kind of rumors? Ah! We live in the mountains, and it's nothing more than a rumor. The owner doesn't have to worry, the road is far away, so let's rest first. β
"It's okay, I'll go meet this Xinglu girl. Although Lu Weisang is young, he has been in charge of the family for many years, although the housekeepers have said so, but there is such a person in the family, he still has to take a look for himself.
Lu Zhen fell to his feet, hurriedly followed behind, and shouted at the top of his voice, "Xiao Xibei hurry up, the owner is back!"
Brother Xibei was waiting for the newly baked buns to eat outside the kitchen, and when he heard this roar, he couldn't care about the meat stuffing, and ran towards the middle hall, Lu Huaizhi and they were eating, and when they saw Xibei running in and was about to taunt, they saw him turn around and run out.
Lu Weinan snatched the chicken leg that Qingwan was holding, and said vaguely, "What did he say just now?"
"It seems that what kind of pig is coming, and Aunt Jin's pigsty has been overturned again?"
Lu Huaizhi laughed at his sister's hearing, "What pig is coming, it's the owner who is back, it's the eldest brother who is back." β
"Ah???!h
Lu Huaizhi's smile froze at the corner of his mouth, and the two sisters, Qingrou and Qingwan, got up hand in hand and said, "Second brother, let's go back to the room first after eating, and then greet the eldest brother tomorrow morning." β
Lu Weinan grabbed Qingwan's sleeve, "Big brother just came back, it's not good if you don't go to see him." β
Lu Qingwan shook her hand and was handsome without hesitation, "What's wrong with this, I don't pay much attention to these false etiquette since the eldest brother is in charge." If the second brother and the third brother can survive tonight smoothly, we will come to greet you early tomorrow morning. β
On the way back to the room, Lu Qingrou asked curiously, "How do you know that the eldest brother will pursue that incident as soon as he comes back?"
Lu Qingwan said, "Didn't I go to the city to buy rouge last time, I heard the children in the streets and alleys singing that nursery rhyme, Junfeng also told me, now every household is still talking about the confused relatives of the Li family in the east of the city, and they have to bring it to talk about our family, the eldest brother must have come back from the city, usually he doesn't have any shelf, if you can't keep the uncle and aunt of any family, you have to pull him to chatter, with the temperament of the eldest brother, when will the family spend the night?"
"Then it's possible that you don't know?"
"I don't know if it's a good fate for the two of them, I won't accompany them to take that risk, in case I go to the family law, how can I see Junfeng the day after tomorrow. β
"You!" Lu Qingrou pinched her twin sister's arm, "The girl with her elbow turned out." β
This sisterhood is deep, and the brothers over there are suspenseful.
Lu Weisang's original night trial plan was canceled by Zhenbo on the grounds that Miss Xinglu had rested and the owner of the village had worked hard to rest for a while.
But the brothers Lu Huaizhi and Lu Weinan, who kept silently reciting "early death and early superbirth" along the way, were not calm. If you want to beat or punish, you can do it, but this night is destined to be spent in fear.
Outside the courtyard of "One Leaf Falling", the third young master of the Lu family kicked the grass roots on the outer wall of the courtyard, and the second young master held the grass leaves in his mouth and pondered.
As soon as the sound of Xun in the courtyard fell, the third young master immediately turned his feet from the grassroots to the gate, and there was a "bell".
Qiuli was startled, and hurriedly came out to see, "Third Young Master, have you drunk too much?"
Lu Weinan shook for a moment, and then dragged the person back, "Don't talk nonsense, is my sister asleep?"
"No, I don't. β
"Let's go inside, then?"
Qiuli took a step back and clasped his hands around his chest, "It's not very good, Third Young Master, I broke into Miss's boudoir in the middle of the night, you are not afraid that the owner of the village will break your leg as soon as he comes back." β
"If you don't tell you about this, who will know, but if we don't go in today, we will really have to break our legs tomorrow. β
Lu Huaizhi stepped forward and said, "Did you tell Miss Lu that my eldest brother is back in the autumn?"
"That's it. β
"Did she react then?"
"No. β
"Well, you'd better let us in for a while. β
Qiuli pushed the two of them out of the door, leaned against the door, and said, "No, Miss said, even if the two of them are her 'life-saving benefactors', there is no reason to break into the boudoir late at night." β
The door was locked, the door was quiet, and when Lu Weinan was about to break into the door for the second time, he was stopped by his second brother, "Let's go."
"Where are you going?" Lu Weinan looked at him.
"Go back to your room and go to sleep. β
"Second brother, why are you so big-hearted, wait until tomorrow when the eldest brother goes to the family law, don't let me give you medicine. β
Lu Huaizhi felt that his third brother was simply stupid day after day, "Can you read more books, you have listened to the story in vain in the past two months?
"Ahh Ah!" Lu Weinan kicked his second brother's calf socket excitedly, "I understand!"
The second brother, who was kicked off guard, knelt on the ground with one leg sadly, and angrily picked up the weeds and stones around him and threw them at the stupid brother who ran away.