Kiss the dog's ass?

Hearing Li Yanyang's words, the scalps of the onlookers were numb for a while, and the two bad young people were blindfolded.

"Who will come first?" asked Li Yanyang at the two of them.

The two of them subconsciously closed their mouths and looked at the dog's ass in horror.

Seeing that the two of them were unmoved, Li Yanyang smiled and said: "I tell you, it is good to come first, the first one only takes five minutes, and then change to the second one, if you Brother Wolf is slow, then the second one will kiss until he comes." ”

The two hesitated, they wanted to fight for the first one, but they also prayed for a chance to live.

Lu Xi and Qiqi looked at the two of them, and suddenly felt a sense of sympathy, this kind of person is hateful, but when they meet Li Yanyang, they seem to be pitiful.......

"No!"

The woman finally came to her senses and picked up her dog.

The two unscrupulous young men almost cried with joy when they saw the woman's movements, and they really wanted to hug the woman and kiss her. It's not flirting, it's an expression of excitement and gratitude.

The woman held the dog in her arms, looked at Li Yanyang and said, "How dirty!"

The two bad young people were moved to tears, yes, how dirty!

"What if I infect my dog!" said the woman.

........

The two young men were stunned, and there were 10,000 grass and mud horses floating in their hearts, if they weren't afraid of Li Yanyang, they would have to go up and tear this woman! We will infect your dog with the virus? How can this be reasonable, how can it be so reasonable!

Li Yanyang was also stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Yes!"

.......

The two young men turned pale, listening to the laughter of the crowd in the audience, and thought to themselves! It's better to bear it than kissing the dog's buttocks, and endure it until Brother Wolf comes, so he must kneel down and beg for mercy.

"Okay, the dog won't kiss you, then....... "Li Yanyang was suddenly overjoyed, feeling that he was simply a genius.

The two looked at each other, not as affectionate as a couple, a little disgusting, as if not much stronger than a dog!

"I'll count to three, if you two haven't kissed together, I'll help you!" Li Yanyang smiled slightly: "Three!"

The two of them struggled with a stirring of bodies.

"Two!"

The two closed their eyes.

"One!"

The hideous expressions of the two matched each other.

........

Everyone at the scene saw that the two were really kissing together, and their mouths opened wide, and their eyes were full of incredulity.

There is one of the most obvious signs of Chinese people, if you don't make a move, you can't be a modern person!

So, everyone took out their mobile phones one after another and took pictures of the two of them.

After taking pictures, the movements are still neat, and those who don't need to be trained, are more neat than those who are soldiers, and they all hold their mobile phones in both hands, post a circle of friends, or post a Weibo.

Of course, from this point on, it is time to look at the foundation, and the accompanying text is an artistic job, for example, some people will use the word shock, and some people will use the word shock.

But Kiki is special, she sings about a beautiful love story and travels across the ocean to see your comrades.

Li Yanyang looked at the distorted expressions of the two and looked at Lu Xi proudly, and Lu Xi praised a thumbs up: "The wicked still have to be grinded by the wicked!"

.......

Li Yanyang took out his mobile phone, called Long Tianze, and told him to come over.

Brother Wolf is a bald man, with a wolf head tattooed on his short-sleeved exposed arm, and his underbeaten appearance seems to be declaring his identity. There were seven or eight younger brothers behind him.

However, the original menacing appearance was instantly replaced by shock.

The two little brothers actually kissed on the street!

Nima! Brother Wolf was angry, and there was such a scourge within the organization, and Brother Wolf went up and kicked it, separating the two people who were like glue.

The two of them forgot their affection, oh, the most important thing is to close their eyes and enjoy the whole process, they didn't know that Brother Wolf had arrived, and they were just about to scold after being kicked, and when they saw Brother Wolf, the two almost cried.

A young man came back to life with full blood, and pointed at Li Yanyang: "Brother Wolf, he bullied us!"

Brother Wolf almost fainted, Nima, this guy must be suffering! Why is he so complaining?

Bullying you, you won't bully back?

The family matter had to be dealt with, and Brother Wolf looked at Li Yanyang: "You bullied my brother?"

Li Yanyang shook his head and said proudly: "It's just a perfect pair of people who love each other." ”

Everyone looked at his expression and suddenly had the illusion that he seemed to be a good person........

Brother Wolf looked at the two brothers: "What's the matter?"

Another said: "We're collecting protection money here, this guy is making trouble!"

Brother Wolf noticed that the two of them were injured, and he was a little surprised, and he also knew that this guy was a practitioner, otherwise he wouldn't have beaten the two like this.

"Brother, you're getting in the way!" said Brother Wolf.

"That's right. Li Yanyang said.

Brother Wolf was stunned for a moment, right? What kind of answer is this? Shouldn't you explain?

"Yes?" said Brother Wolf.

Li Yanyang nodded: "Yes!"

Brother Wolf narrowed his eyes and made a prelude to many social people cutting people: "Boy, you are making trouble for yourself!"

Li Yanyang is no stranger to this look, she has seen a lot since she was a child, so she replied: "And then?"

Brother Wolf is stunned, there is a problem with this gameplay! This guy doesn't play cards according to the routine!

"And then, I'll make you feel a little bitter!" said Brother Wolf.

"Come on. Li Yanyang said.

Brother Wolf is going crazy, this thing is angry, and he glanced at the audience: "Boy, do you think I can't do anything to you if there are too many people?"

Li Yanyang was surprised: "These are not my people, what are you afraid of?"

Brother Wolf sneered: "Lao Tzu doesn't want to eat prison yet, but you be careful, it's best not to go out!"

This is a society governed by the rule of law, not that lawless era, daring to fight in front of so many people, it is inevitable to go to prison, Brother Wolf just looks stupid, but he is actually shrewd, and he can't make a mistake because of a little stinginess, so he is ready to turn around and leave with a threat.

"Wait a minute!"

Seeing a few people leaving, Li Yanyang was a little confused, shouldn't it!

Seeing that Brother Wolf was about to leave with others, everyone thought that this young man had finally escaped, fortunately, this was a place with many people, but I was afraid that there would be trouble in the future, and the two girls would not be able to do business anymore.

But they never expected that Li Yanyang would actually stop a few people.

Brother Wolf was confused again, and turned his head to look at Li Yanyang: "What are you doing?"

"What are you doing, you!" Li Yanyang said with a smile: "You don't dare to hurt people on the street, you are really a wreck for this boss." ”

Brother Wolf's entire underground social values have been distorted, and he doesn't dare to hurt people on the street, but he is not a bad mix?

Brother Wolf thinks no, even the boss has to be jealous, right?

Suddenly, Brother Wolf understood that this guy was provoking himself, and when he thought of this, he smiled slightly: "Boy, if you want to endure hardships, you don't have to rush for a while." ”

Li Yanyang shook his head: "I don't want to suffer. ”

"Oh?" said Brother Wolf, puzzled.

Li Yanyang smiled: "I want to you!"

Brother Wolf suddenly laughed: "Grass and mud horses, you come and try?"

Sou!

Brother Wolf's expression instantly stiffened, Nima, really come! Try it, why are you so fast?

Bang!

Before Brother Wolf came back to his senses, he felt that his brain was blank, and then he fell to the ground with a thud.

In an instant, Brother Wolf was stupid!

It's not that the punch that hit his face weighs, and it's not how painful it is, he didn't figure it out, he didn't have time to dodge, why did he fall?

The two are separated by more than ten meters........ The guy flew over like an elf.

Li Yanyang shot with one punch, and his skills were shocking.

The onlookers were dumbfounded and didn't understand it at all.

"I'll you on the street, how about it?" Li Yanyang looked at Brother Wolf, not caring about the trembling little brothers behind him.

Brother Wolf looked at Li Yanyang, full of disbelief.

Unclean.......

One or two SUVs came, Long Tianze came alone, saw the old wolf lying on the ground, understood, provoked Li Yanyang.

"Wolf, why are you lying here, how hot is it?" Long Tianze walked over and asked.

"Dragon....... Boss Long?" Brother Wolf was stunned for a moment, looking at this guy who was originally similar to himself, but now he is soaring into the sky, Brother Wolf has a special feeling in his heart.

Long Tianze looked at the master with a smile on his face, so he reached out and pulled up the wolf.

The wolf was slightly surprised, although they didn't have a holiday before, they weren't friends, why did they suddenly throw an olive branch to themselves?

Long Tianze pulled up the wolf, looked at Li Yanyang, and said to Brother Wolf: "Did you provoke my boss?"

Brother Wolf didn't understand at first, but soon, his scalp was numb, and he looked at Li Yanyang in disbelief.

Li Yanyang didn't expect Long Tianze to be addicted to playing, and said with a smile: "Tianze, don't introduce this kind of garbage, just do it." ”

Brother Wolf shuddered, what he said was so casual, he instantly fell into an ice cave.

Long Tianze hesitated for a moment and nodded: "Yes!"

With a pop, Brother Wolf knelt on the ground and began to kowtow to Li Yanyang.

Nima, what kind of character is this, commanding the dragon boss, and daring to say that he will kill people on the street, this is not a pretend. B, it's just that the wrist is up to the sky, and I can't compare to this little shrimp.

"Master, spare my life! I'm ....... I don't know Mount Tai with my eyes, please raise your noble hand....... "Brother Wolf is sobbing and flowing."

Li Yanyang hesitated slightly, as if she was very embarrassed: "I rarely take back what I said!"

Brother Wolf didn't know how to answer, so he could only continue to kowtow.

"Forget it, I'm soft-hearted!" Li Yanyang said.

.......

"Say it!" Ms. Li said.

Brother Wolf was stunned for a moment, and suddenly rejoiced: "Okay, good!"

"Good sister, say the price!" Li Yanyang scolded.

"II...... Three hundred thousand!" Brother Wolf said.

"Grass!"

"Five hundred and fifty thousand!"

"You insulted me, Ling Chi!"

"I ........ One million!" Brother Wolf was in a hurry, and he didn't care if he had it or not, so he opened it first.

Li Yanyang looked at Brother Wolf: "I'm really so poor that I'm home! Forget it, one million is one million!"

........

Lu Xi couldn't believe it, but Qiqi, who was doing sales, suddenly brightened her eyes, Li Yanyang is a good negotiator! He got out of this wolf brother's family in a few clicks, she was sure that this million wolf brother still had to borrow it!

"In the future, those who have a business license are not allowed to charge protection fees, and everyone is a regular business!" Li Yanyang said.

Brother Wolf nodded again and again: "Okay!"

"In the future, those who set up stalls are not allowed to charge protection fees, and they have to guard against the chengguan, so they have to serve you, do you want people to live?" Li Yanyang said.

Brother Wolf was stunned, those who have a business license can't be accepted, and those who set up stalls can't be accepted, so what a fart is it? But he didn't dare to say, so he could only continue to nod.

Li Yanyang doesn't care about how these two brothers live without accepting the wolf, this is not something he worries about.

"Okay, you just have the money. Li Yanyang looked at Long Tianze and said, then waved his hand, and Long Tianze then signaled Brother Wolf and the others to leave.

Brother Wolf and the others left, and Li Yanyang took Long Tianze to Qiqi's milk tea shop.

Seeing that there was still a large group of people looking at him, Li Yanyang waved his hand: "Let's disperse." ”

Passers-by knew that this young man was a black boss, and hurriedly dispersed, but some business owners actually came over and surrounded Li Yanyang to express their gratitude, thanking him for helping to punish the bully, leaving a large amount of protection money.

Li Yanyang unexpectedly did a good deed again, and responded with a smile: "Don't get in the way, everyone is a neighbor, this milk tea shop and flower shop are all opened by my friends, everyone will take care of them in the future." ”

When everyone heard this, they thought that they must serve these two shops well and give them more publicity, this is the guardian saint, if they don't open it, it will be troublesome.

Everyone dispersed, Li Yanyang looked at Qiqi and said, "Two cups of milk tea." ”

"Howler!" Kiki happily responded, "What to drink?"

"The best!" Li Yanyang said.

Kiki raised her eyebrows: "There is just a new product, I haven't listed it yet, wait!"

With that, Kiki went into her shop, apparently to get the best products.

"Master, is this your friend?" Long Tianze saw that the delicate Qiqi walked inside and asked in a low voice.

Li Yanyang nodded.

"It can't be the little master, right?" Long Tianze thought to himself, and couldn't help but dance with his eyebrows.

"Ahem, what kind of special little master?" Li Yanyang gave Long Tianze a reproachful look, and pulled Lu Xi, who was still beside him.

Long Tianze was stunned for a moment, suddenly understood, and hurriedly shouted: "Master!"

Lu Xi's cheeks were hot, and he didn't care what this guy called Master Li Yanyang, and asked with a smile: "I am your first master?"

"Uh....... The first one!" Long Tianze affirmed.

"The first one?" Lu Xi asked.

Long Tianze nodded again and again.

"Then what are you?" Lu Xi asked.

"Forehead........" Long Tianze was stunned, this master is not simple, and hurriedly put on a flattering smile: "I was stunned by your beauty, I am the most beautiful, generous, and temperamental woman I have ever seen, no, girl!"

Hey, Li Yanyang thought to himself that this apprentice had grown up!

"Isn't that the smartest?" Lu Xi was also amused by Long Tianze's numb words.

Long Tianze hesitated for a moment and nodded: "Definitely!"

"So I'm your smartest teacher?" Lu Xi asked.

Long Tianze just nodded, and suddenly paused.

"Say, how many masters do you have!" Lu Xi said.

Long Tianze knew that it was over, it was okay to offend the master, at most he scolded a few words, the master couldn't offend, if he was hated and blew some pillow wind, it would be over, so he said: "It's really one, but I have to tell you, the master is too charming, those women like the master, but the master is clean and self-loving, and he has not been attacked at all!"

Li Yanyang was slightly relieved, but Lu Xi was obviously not fooled: "What about that Bai Jie, what is your name?"

Long Tianze looked at Master in surprise, and Li Yanyang looked at Qiqi who had returned.

"Uh...... Master, I don't drink anymore, I still have something!" Long Tianze wanted to hurry up, he couldn't stop yelling!

"Look at you, you scared the apprentices away!" Li Yanyang took the opportunity to blame Lu Xi and said to Long Tianze: "Don't worry, drink and leave!"

Long Tianze cautiously glanced at Lu Xi, and saw that the little master really didn't speak again, so he put away his nervousness.

Li Yanyang hurriedly changed the topic and said to Long Tianze: "This is Qiqi, your master's best friend!"

"Hello, hello!" Long Tianze said.

Kiki was slightly surprised: "You are his apprentice?"

Long Tianze nodded.

Kiki stuck out her tongue: "Hello!"

Lu Xi looked at the two of them: "You guys drink first, I'll go back to the store." ”

Seeing Lu Xi leaving, Long Tianze said worriedly: "I seem to have made my sister unhappy!"

"That's not the point!" Ms. Li said.

"Huh?"

"You're making me unhappy!" Li Yanyang said.

“........”

After drinking milk tea, Li Yanyang said: "Check out!"

"Huh?" Long Tianze was stunned, do you still need to settle the bill?

Looking at Kiki, she actually smiled and said, "Fifty-six!"

Monsters!

Long Tianze felt that this was the most aggrieved milk tea to drink, and the fragrance was all gone.

"Master, what are you doing?"

Long Tianze found that Li Yanyang actually got into the car.

"Nonsense, send me home!" Li Yanyang said.

"Don't you say hello to the little master?" asked Long Tianze.

"There you go. Li Yanyang said.

Long Tianze thought about it, but forgot it, and hurriedly started the car.

"How is this Kiki?" asked Li Yanyang.

"Well, it's beautiful, convex and backward, stunner! Oh, Master, you don't want to eat sister flowers, do you?" Long Tianze said in surprise.

"Fuck off! This girl is single, do you want to try it? I'll give you a bridge. Li Yanyang said.

Long Tianze was a little surprised: "Master is thinking of me!"

"Nonsense, you're not too young, it's time to find a woman. Li Yanyang said.

"There is no shortage of women for men. Long Tianze said with a smile.

Li Yanyang is right to think about it, the special mother's Jia Tiancai's hanging style can still be favored by the old rich woman.......

"It's a big deal to get married and have children!" Li Yanyang said.

Long Tianze said: "I was about to tell you about this!"

"Yo, have a goal?" asked Li Yanyang.

Long Tianze nodded.

"Are you disabled?" asked Li Yanyang.

Long Tianze was confused: "No." ”

"Is there a problem with your eyes?" asked Li Yanyang.

“......”

Li Yanyang let out a sigh and laughed: "Better than this Qiqi?"

"It's not as good as it looks like. Long Tianze said.

"Oh, don't tell me it's still a student girl or something?" Li Yanyang thought that this guy might just eat tender grass.

Long Tianze shook his head: "You know." ”

"I know?" Li Yanyang was a little surprised.

"The temperament is better than this Qiqi, and the net worth is thicker than this Qiqi!" Long Tianze said.

"Sister Hua!" Li Yanyang exclaimed: "Resurgence?"

Long Tianze didn't expect the master to think of Sister Hua, and said with a smile: "I haven't been in touch with her for a long time!"

"Who is that?" Li Yanyang couldn't think of a second one.

"Zhang Jiujiu!"

Li Yanyang is stupid, this guy ...... I shouldn't know how I met Zhang Jiujiu......