736.Yu Wei (5)
After tossing and turning in a dream all night, Ao Muyang's energy was not very good, and he walked out listlessly after washing.
Li Ji and Su Penghui were reading in the yard, and when they saw him come out, they immediately smiled at him: "Young man, you can toss all night, cow!"
"Alas, it's good to be young, and I was tossed when I was young. But this thing has to have a degree, Xiao Ao, you don't look good now. ”
"Look at his face, on his body, hehe, what kind of spirit can you toss like this?"
Ao Muyang was too lazy to pay attention to these two old men, he went to the kitchen to open the refrigerator and wanted to pour out the remaining half of the plate of green peppers and fried yellow, but when he looked at it, it was empty.
Seeing this, he was puzzled and asked, "Teacher Li, Teacher Su, have you seen half a plate of fried mushrooms?"
Su Penghui was stunned, and Li Ji said cheekily: "We ordered noodles in the morning, isn't there no marinade, just heat up the leftovers in the refrigerator and eat them......
Hearing this, Ao Muyang was shocked.
Su Penghui noticed his mood change, so he asked embarrassedly: "Xiao Ao, we ate the food without telling you, it's embarrassing......"
Ao Muyang shook his head again and again: "It's okay, it's okay, when are you going to have breakfast?"
"It didn't take long to finish eating, and you see, the noodles in the pot are still hot. Su Penghui hurriedly said.
Ao Muyang looked at the two of them with pity and said, "Two teachers, you'd better go back to your room and lie on the bed." ”
"What do you mean?" the two wondered.
Ao Muyang is inconvenient to say more, mainly because he can't say it, after all, he is the initiator.
On this day, he didn't go out, so he entertained the two old men wholeheartedly at home.
The two old men began to perform shortly after:
"Don't run, don't run, don't go to the backyard, there are big wolf dogs in the backyard, big wolf dogs bark, chickens and ducklings running all over the ground......"
"This, this, this, how can someone fly? Xiao Ao, who is behind you? How can he fly?"
"The stool is fine, you are about to see the stool with long eyes and long mouth......"
"The potatoes are also refined, and there are eggplants and green peppers, what are they going to do? They are jumping up! Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the immortals are not strange, you are the three immortals of the earth......?
Ao Muyang took care of the two of them and returned to the room, and finally raised his hand to the sky: "Lao Tzu must be an honest man in this life, and never do these strange things again!"
The recovery ability of people is far worse than that of dogs, and the recovery ability of the old man is not as good as that of young adults, and it was not until the evening that the two old professors barely struggled out of the hallucination.
The respected Professor Su's eyes were glazed, he leaned against the wall and went out, muttering, "Am I evil? What's going on? What's going on!"
When Lu Zhizi came back and saw this scene, she stretched out her right hand, and her thumb, index finger and middle finger were put together, like a small pair of pliers.
Ao Muyang was very innocent: "Listen to me, I put the food in the refrigerator last night, and the two teachers ate it in the morning, and they ate it when we were still in the house!"
"It's all your fault, it's all your fault!"
Ao Muyang said: "Yes, yes, yes, I really blame me, and I didn't shirk my responsibility." Alas, Xiaozi, you pour water for the two teachers, drinking water can detoxify. ”
Lu Zhizi rolled his eyes and turned on the water dispenser, and the sound of rushing water sounded.
Ao Muyang looked back and suddenly exclaimed: "Hey, Professor Su, don't be like this, don't do this, don't untie your belt, let's go back to the house first, you are not awake yet......?"
In order to get rid of the influence of the toxin as soon as possible for the two old professors, he used the method of detoxifying the dogs yesterday and poured them a lot of water.
Su Penghui was desperate, pinched his belt and said: "I'm sober, but I can't hold it back, especially when I hear the sound of running water, Mr. Lu, don't pour water......
The two old professors may have never been so embarrassed in their lives, and after they were completely sober that night, they were embarrassed to continue to live here, so they packed up their things and ran to find a fisherman's house to live in temporarily.
Ao Muyang also had no face to face the two of them for the time being, so he simply went to sea with the big dragon head the next day.
Ao Mudong sat on the boat and nibbled on an apple, and said, "Dragon's head, eat a fruit?" ”
Ao Muyang sighed: "It's nothing, it's just a low mood." ”
Ao Mudong said: "Don't be depressed, I'll tell you an interesting and happy thing, Fengzi brought half of the green from the mountain the day before yesterday and ate it, it is estimated that this thing thought that this thing could aphrodisiac, and he took his daughter-in-law to make a baby." As a result, he just made two strokes on the bed, and he suddenly went crazy, saying that his daughter-in-law was a ghost, and ran out with her bare ass, haha......"
"Haha. A boatload of people were laughing, and Ao Muyang couldn't laugh out loud.
But through this, he understood one thing, men are all the same urine, and they all have the same thoughts.
The Dragon's Head drove to the predetermined sea area, and he jumped into the sea with the commander's underwater thruster.
The cool water lifted his spirits, and the tiger appeared beside him and swam slowly with him.
After a period of practice, he was now able to master the use of underwater thrusters, his limbs stretched out in harmony, and he swam forward as the water rolled.
Now it is really the season of mackerel, the tiger shows him the way, and in less than ten minutes, a large school of mackerel appears in his field of vision.
The water was ten or twenty meters deep, and the huge school of fish swam forward rapidly, like a rapid march underwater.
The fish school is chaotic, and there are several bull sharks making waves.
Ao Muyang was not slow to move forward with the thruster, and soon he attracted the attention of the bull shark, a bull shark stared at him with gloomy eyes, and then swam up with a wagging tail, ready to go.
Although the bull shark is ferocious, but in the case of fish as food, they should rarely attack humans, this shark actually targeted Ao Muyang, there is only one reason-
Look for trouble!
Just like Ao Muyang eating Huang Jian's hands, death is not worthy of sympathy.
The bull shark swam over violently, and in its expectation, Ao Muyang's food should run away in horror, but it turned out to float steadily above its head, which made it very happy, change its taste, and eat!
Before it got close to Ao Muyang, a huge shadow appeared from underwater, and the bull shark looked sideways in amazement and saw a killer whale......
It's a killer whale!
The bullshark's eyes widened, and it was about to run away with its tail swinging, but the tiger chased after it, not in a hurry, always a few meters behind it.
Other bull sharks also saw tigers, they probably saw other killer whales predating, and knew how powerful killer whales were, although the tigers didn't pay attention to them, but they still ran for their lives one by one.
If you want to prey on Ao Muyang, the bull shark can't run, so the tiger plays like a cat scratching a mouse, and after playing enough, he suddenly catches up and shoots a tail on the top of its head.
The tiger grows very fast, the body length is already as much as seven meters, this bull shark is only about two meters, to put it mildly, the tiger's tail is bigger than it!
The killer whale smashed into it with its tail, and the waves suddenly flew in all directions, and the bull shark had nowhere to hide, so it was hit on the head, and then directly turned its belly......