"Erwa, Erwa, get out of here,! My throat makes me scream, like a woman. Can you hurry up, I'll take you to your favorite club. I've helped you inquire about it in the past few days.,There's your favorite calligraphy and painting club.,What are you doing with ink! It's all stunningly talented.,I don't know stunning.。 Do you want to go? No, I'll go to meet first. Chen Tao yelled at Zou Erwa in the dormitory in the aisle of the boys' dormitory: "Today is a good day, everything you want can come 、、、、、、true" caused other students to look at him curiously, when did the boys' dormitory become a madhouse?

Who in the whole academy does not know that Saturday and Sunday are the world of sleep, and even the birds in the trees are interested in keeping their mouths shut during these two days, otherwise they will be in danger of being caught alive and put in the pot. Don't you know that sleeping lazily also has the effect of nourishing beauty and losing weight? From morning to night, you don't even have to eat breakfast and lunch, this is not the rhythm of weight loss? If you want to lose weight, then go to study; if you want to become beautiful, then go to study! Freshman soil, sophomore, junior and senior are confused by their father, why, father and mother see whose daughter this is, this is the ugly girl of our family!

"Look at how happy you look! Is it your dad who sent you money! What, I have to invite everyone to dinner at noon today? I won't tell my roommate in the dormitory, there is a premise that you have to invite me, enough friends!" Zou Erwa poked out half of her head outside the door and responded very suspiciously to Chen Tao, who was screaming like spring in the aisle, this guy usually looks very steady, why is he so happy today, is it the family to remit money, so I have to hurry up, and I can mix a free lunch.

"you, it's only been a few days since school started, where did the money come from. Come on, I'll tell you, but be sure to keep it a secret for me!"

"Do you want to pull a hook? Look at what you tell me about something that you don't want people to keep it secret for you, cut!" Zou Erwa, who was full of disdain and pouted, once again doubted Chen Tao, every time something that needed to be kept secret, it was a trivial matter that did not need to be kept secret.

"I know you don't believe it, today opened your eyes, I will take you to see what a beautiful woman is-- my fellow countryman, we grew up in a mine, 100% childhood sweetheart. ”

Fuck your uncle's Chen Tao, you are really embarrassed, you are still a childhood sweetheart, you are definitely not a good child when you were a child, the successor of socialism is not your turn, and I have one less competitor.

If I had to give him a description at this time, it would be: the fat pig's head looked up 45 degrees, staring at the ceiling of the aisle with a nymphomaniac, as if the wall was printed with the beautiful woman he had been thinking about day and night, and almost flew to kiss one.

Two good friends quickly flashed on the boulevard of the boys' dormitory, a boy in a suit who looked polite and polite in glasses, and hurriedly walked towards the library by the shoulders of a thin boy.

On the morning of the second day after the military training, it happened to be a Saturday, and the long-awaited club activities of the freshmen began. I heard Qin Xu, a senior and fellow countryman, once say to himself that there is a high chance of meeting the girl he likes in the club, because he has a common hobby, it is a matter of early age to rub off the spark of love. Going to college is the lifting of the ban on love, so let's take advantage of the good time to have a love story that lingers to the horizon, so as to come here in vain.

What is in love, what is a girl, my first job now is to study first, graduate early, get employed early, and I am the most important choice at this stage. Besides, I have a problem with eating, so I have no other ideas. Zou Erwa thought about it, it was okay to leave and right, it was good to pass the time in the past, and it could be regarded as giving Chen Tao a face, so he was a brother in the upper and lower bunks.

Zou Erwa was deceived and coaxed by his roommate and brother Chen Tao to the open space outside the library, and rows of bulletin boards posted with attractive advertising slogans of various clubs, it seems that he has joined their clubs, and he will study twice as well in the future, and he will finish four years in one breath, and he doesn't have to take make-up exams when he sleeps in class. The bulletin board was crowded with students, some with dishes and chopsticks for cooking, some with water bottles, and some with a few books.

"These classmates are really idle, basketball team? It seems that my height is not enough! When I get on the court, I don't necessarily have my head used as a basketball racket. ”

"Martial arts? I don't even know how to embroider my legs, I don't know if the qigong I practiced in the yard when I was a child counts, if it does, then I am also a martial arts person with unique skills, but I don't know if I will want a top master like me, and whether I will send a free lunch box to participate in the competition." Zou Erwa looked at the bulletin board one by one, and couldn't find a club that suited her.

"Erwa, come here, there are calligraphy, paintings, and photography here!"

Chen Tao struggled to squeeze out his head in the crowd and shouted loudly. The hairstyle on his head that was fixed by mousse has been rubbed into a messy chicken nest, like a super special killer Matt style, and it looks very much like the King of Fighters kid in the game who only says "Go, Go".

"Calligraphy and painting? That thing is my strong point, I'm the only cow in my village who can draw clouds on the horizon since I was a child. Okay, I'm here. ”

"Classmates, classmates, comrades, comrades, let me see"

"Comrade, you are a comrade, your whole family is a comrade. A classmate responded dissatisfied.

"It's normal to be like-minded comrades, cut. You think everyone is like you, and your ideas are too dirty. Zou Erwa doesn't care about the yin and yang weirdness of her classmates, isn't it just a queue, what can't you do with classmates, she hurriedly squeezed in, whether it is the body of a female classmate or the chest muscles of a male classmate, Zou Erwa thinks that she definitely does not have the mentality of eating tofu.

"Oil painting, watercolor painting, grandma's, why is there no option for Chinese painting; Chinese painting is the quintessence of China, grandma is a ball! Zou Erwa was entangled while watching.

As a rural student, he was admitted to university for more than ten years, and sold the rice accumulated by his family for many years to make up for the tuition fees, and the living expenses have not yet been settled. At present, in addition to studying, striving for scholarships, bursaries are the right way, even if you are interested in hobbies, you don't have the leisure to take care of them. It's okay to look at the excitement, and if he chooses an interest club, it really makes him extremely brain-burning.

Just when Zou Erwa was full of thoughts, Chen Tao in the crowd suddenly squeezed out excitedly, trotted forward passionately with three steps and two steps, and in the distance, a little girl with short hair and bangs under the thick tree shade also walked towards Chen Tao.

"Fuck your uncle, presumably this is the spiritual food for Chen Tao to overcome difficulties when he stood in a military posture. I have long heard him boast about his girlfriend who has been together since elementary school~~ Li Yan, sometimes Zou Erwa admires this guy very much, his head is really enough to pretend, and he still thinks about women under the drowsy scorching sun. Every day, a school has to make a phone call, what a beauty, the whole person is blown down by the wind, the ribs are shelf, ugly. In our hometown, we should be like the second sister-in-law of our family, with big breasts, buttocks, fat flesh, and two fat buttocks trembling left and right when walking, that is a beauty. Zou Erwa held her mouth.

The two grew up in the same mine since they were children, and later agreed to be admitted to the same university, so they should praise their love, no, they should be envious, jealous and hateful for Zou Erwa. Looking at Chen Tao's satisfied bear hugging the swallow, that thing is indeed a swallow, a swallow lighter than Zhao Feiyan, looking at the love between the two, Zou Erwa's head can't turn around, doing things in broad daylight, the two are really not ashamed, damn, how can there be a French kiss......

The two hugged selflessly, completely ignoring the feelings of Zou Erwa around them: they have been single for 19 years, and they have never even held a girl's hand, and they are more popular than others.

"If you meet someone who is not ladylike, you will stay away from this person in the future, so as not to make others laugh at me for being a raccoon dog. Zou Erwa muttered to the two of them dissatisfiedly.

"Erwa, what do you say, who is unladylike again. Chen Tao let go of the girlfriend he was holding, and walked over holding hands instead. Isn't it just a person in love, who needs to be clasped with a cross? Show what kind of affection, I'll find a girl to show you that day, see if I don't sour you.

"Come, come, let me introduce you to each other, this is the childhood sweetheart I often talk about, my girlfriend who grew up together in childhood - Li Yan, you are still meeting for the first time among our good buddies. ”

Li Yan generously held the hand that the second baby was half-stretched out.

"Zou Ying, the brother who sleeps in my lower bunk, we call him according to the name of his hometown: Zou Erwa. ”

"Yanzi, it's okay to call me Zou Erwa, I like people to call me that. After saying this, Zou Ying lowered his head and his face became red, this may be Zou Erwa's common problem, as long as she meets a beautiful woman, she will be shy and blush, it is difficult to say a few more words to a girl, if she is alone with a girl, I am afraid that the girl will be suffocated by him.

Swallows belong to a typical Sichuan girl, with a white and pure melon seed face, and a set of light blue casual clothes against the backdrop of this season, and the girls who grew up in the city are beautiful.

"Yanzi, Erwa, it's almost twelve o'clock now, today you have been shopping with our little couple for so long, I don't have anything in return, this shouldn't be lunch, today I have a treat, let's go to Jiuyuan together." ”

Li Yan held Chen Tao's arm, the two of them were close to each other and led the way in front, seeing that the backs of the two were almost merged into a whole, Zou Erwa followed behind absurdly with a cheeky face, isn't it just a light bulb, you can have a big meal at noon today, whether he has a light bulb or not.

Li Yan bit Chen Tao's ear and whispered in a soft and glutinous voice unique to southern Sichuan: "I'm tired of walking, I want to sit on the bench and rest for a while, or you will carry me." ”

"Yanzi, Chen Tao is too fat to carry you, I'll help him with this favor, who calls us good brothers!"

"Hmph, Erwa, you're not a good person, it's too bad for you, aren't you Sichun, I'll help you introduce a beautiful woman in our class to you as a girlfriend?"

"Cut, I'm a good student, I don't have a target for studying, don't corrode my thoughts, I'm a great good citizen, Zhu Bajie carries a suit!" The swallow on Chen Tao's back buried his head in his vest like a child, pretending not to hear Zou Erwa's playful jokes about the two of them behind him.