Chapter 59: The Real One Is Excessive

After beating the hornet's nest, Chen Yang harvested a lot of bee chrysalis, and with his memory, he walked for more than four hours, and finally came to the place where he and Li Tiantian camped last time, which was also the place where he encountered the rolling.

Looking at the sky, Chen Yang didn't plan to dare to walk at night.

It's still the old way, but Chen Yang smashed the battery almost before the flames burned, and it seems that the battery is dead.

After the fire is lit.

Chen Yang realized that except for the time when he jumped into the river to save Li Tiantian, he had not taken a good bath, and his whole body was as rancid as pig food, and he used to play outdoors in high-altitude areas, and it was okay not to take a bath for a week or two, but in this subtropical jungle, the humidity is high, and it is easy to sweat, and bacteria breed badly.

Due to the limitations of the bullshit system, Chen Yang is not as well prepared as the group of graduate students, they have outdoor wipes, as long as they hide in the tent and wipe it, they can clean their bodies well, especially the girls can avoid the embarrassment of taking a bath in the open air.

Chen Yang thinks this thing is invented.

It is a regression of human beings on the road of art.

directly stifled the author's inspiration to describe the glamorous shots, and those readers who have always been looking forward to the classic movie shots can no longer feel from the text that the beauty jumped out of the water in an instant, with the S-shaped curve of the stream all over her body, and the shock of being found after the hibiscus out of the water.

To compensate for the author's mistakes.

Chen Yang decided to sacrifice his ego to meet the expectations of the vast number of tourists in front of the camera.

Take it off, take it off.

Take off your jacket~~

Tear~~, Chen Yang ripped off his shirt, revealing a plump "muscle".

Take it off, take it off.

The bottom is also taken off~~

Tear~~, the pants were ripped off, and only a pair of boxer boxers remained.

After seeing this, the tourists in the live broadcast room were not calm at all.

"Fat man, why are you so sassy. โ€

"Uncle Policeman, there are streamers here. โ€

"Do you think that the fat man's flesh is quite firm, and his belly is not particularly big, but he just wants to kill him very much, purifying our souls in the morning, and forcing us to vomit out lunch in the evening. โ€

"Who will enlighten me, I actually have feelings for the fat man. โ€

"May I ask if you are male or female. โ€

"Call me cutie: you. โ€

"It's definitely public, needless to say. โ€

At this moment, a rocket suddenly rose at the bottom of Chen Yang's live broadcast room, triggering a platform-wide announcement.

Seeing this rocket, Chen Yang's face was instantly stunned, and he didn't have to think about it to know which neuropathy this rocket was, just like he expected.

Next.

jumped out of a striking barrage, and it also comes with colorful special effects.

"A Midsummer Night's Single: Hehe, he's short and weak. โ€

This barrage is like a nuclear bomb about to detonate.

The live broadcast room was quiet for a while, and then with a bang, the barrage exploded into the sky, and countless barrages gushed wildly.

"Where is my big knife, I'm going to hack the anchor to death. โ€

"Why, short and powerless, there are people to support them. โ€

"@ไปฒๅคๅคœ็š„ๅ•่บซ, trench, am I thick and big enough to support me?"

"What people like is that they are short and weak!"

"@ไปฒๅคๅคœ็š„ๅ•่บซ, trench, I wonder how that colorful barrage was obtained. โ€

"A Midsummer Night's Single: I asked the programmer to customize it for me. โ€

Dead silence again.

"Nima, the real pretending series. โ€

"Fat man, you can start it, this is definitely a super rich woman, even if she is older, it's fine, people may like to be short and weak. โ€

"A Midsummer Night's Single: I just graduated from undergrad. โ€

Dead silence again.

"Fat man, tell us quickly, your father's name is actually Li Jianlin, your grandfather is Zhang Jiacheng, you are a super rich second generation, and the live broadcast is to experience life. โ€

"Simply, we don't broadcast the wilderness anymore, how to spend money on live broadcasts, all kinds of fancy flirtatious girls slap their faces, how do you see the anchor. โ€

"Isn't this a rich second-generation text. โ€

"Calm, calm, will digress. โ€

......

And some tourists who were attracted by the rocket reward to grab red envelopes, saw the anchor wearing a short circuit, felt a little spicy, and protested: "Compensate us for mental losses." โ€

"+1 to compensate us for mental damage"

......

Chen Yang didn't bother to care what they said.

Anyway, I want to take a bath, as a man, if others say that you are fat, you will have low self-esteem, then it is called the end of your life, and for the malicious slander of Midsummer Night's singleness, Chen Yang wants to reply: "There is a kind of you to try." โ€

But forget it when you think about it, this woman is quite evil, she didn't reward for a long time, she didn't reward for playing, and as soon as she took off her pants, she rewarded the whole platform to know how much she hated herself.

Chen Yang snorted at the new tourists who kept brushing [compensate us for our losses]: "You are just at the wrong time, you see the wrong me, and when I lose weight one day, you just wait to envy, eight-pack abs, triceps or something, there will be everything." โ€

"Wool, you dream. โ€

"If you can lose weight, I'll eat shi live. โ€

"I took a screenshot upstairs, come on, fat man. โ€

Chen Yang looked at the barrage: "Hehe, you're done." โ€

Then the whole person walked to the river.

After washing the clothes, the whole person soaked in the river water, and the river water washed his body, a little cold, but very comfortable.

Chen Yang lay in the river and thought.

In his previous life, he had met all kinds of team leaders, some were short-tempered, some fought with the team members, some were desperate for money, and some were reasonable and sacrificed to save people.

And the team members he met were indeed very strange, Lin Zihao and Liu Siyan started to participate in this field research with a non-simple purpose, Mu Xin was pulled into this activity for Li Tiantian, and Li Yize and Lao Tang were two-person teams throughout the whole process.

Although on the surface, everyone seems to be very serious about field research, but in fact, everyone has their own little Jiujiu, which reminds Chen Yang of the previous university library, the same girl who sat on the grass with him and watched the starry sky, playfully said to him: "How many people do you think there are in this library who really come to read books?"

At that time, Chen Yang pretended to read books very seriously, and indeed read a lot of books, and now he has accumulated a lot of knowledge at that time, but there has always been a sentence, he did not muster up the courage to say: "I don't come to see books, I come to see people." โ€

Through the live broadcast of these days.

Chen Yang looked at those barrages and knew very well that the vast majority of tourists didn't like this group of graduate students, and even thought they were so strange that their IQs were not online.

But Chen Yang had another feeling.

The bystanders are clear, the authorities are fascinated, how can there be so many smart people in the world, these children are just a little too real, so real that they are very much like the self that tourists hate the most in real life.

Just when Chen Yang was thinking about what he had gained in the past few days, he suddenly felt as if the soles of his feet had been touched by something, itchy, and then touched a few times.

Chen Yang, who realized that something was wrong, looked up.

After seeing what was touching his feet.

It's like a smile on his face.

[Ps I'm a chapter of water, it's not too much O(โˆฉ_โˆฉ)O haha~.] ใ€‘