Chapter 307: It's crooked
The little fox is not yet proficient, and is a bit stupid.
I was scared, and I was shaking and making the most powerful appearance - I was fierce, I was very good at fighting.
Tell yourself that I can fight back, that I can escape......
Oops, I lost, I was just scared, I was scared to lose, and the enemy hadn't officially made a move, and then she walked over cautiously, rubbed her head against your hand, looked up at you, and was wronged.
It's almost such a feeling, a little crying and laughing, followed by a soft heart, it's over, it should have been "blood splashed on the spot", but in the end, I had to drop blood in my heart and receive magical powers.
"Okay, give her a little more time to cultivate and prepare. ”
When Jiang Che woke up and opened his eyes the next day, Lin Yujing was standing at the window stretching and collecting clothes for Jiang Che.
When I went to the bathroom, I found the toothbrush resting flat on the tooth cup, and the toothpaste had been squeezed.
Suddenly I felt that the world was very beautiful.
"What to do, what to do, Jiang Che. While Jiang Che was brushing his teeth, Lin Yujing stood behind him and said on his shoulder.
"What to do?" Jiang Che asked vaguely with a mouth of white foam.
"I'm still angry, and the more I think about it, the more angry I get. ”
Jiang Che was in a daze, "Hmm...... What's the matter?"
"Just that dream I had last night...... It's so angry, so sad, so sad. She said.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak...... Bah. Jiang Che rinsed his mouth, turned around and said, "That's a dream, you've woken up twice, and haven't you already kicked me, and you're still angry?"
"Did I kick you? Lin Yujing said: "Are you confusing the things in your dreams with those you woke up from?"
So, which part is real and which part is a dream, there is a person who is very confused anyway.
In short, even if she knew that it was a dream, Miss Lin was still very angry, and the more she thought about it, the more angry she became.
Lin Yujing's plane tonight is going to fly to Shenghai, and there will be classes tomorrow morning, so it is already the last day of this trip.
But Jiang Che couldn't accompany her all day, the second day of the freshman registration, it was the first class meeting, look, I still have to go to see it, and I have to "pick up equipment (books)".
"You sit here and read a book, and I'll come to you after the meeting. ”
Jiang Che was in the same building, on the same floor, and found a classroom with a top student studying on his own, and let Lin Yujing stay.
"Well, but, are you really okay when you go to a meeting?" Lin Yujing asked with concern: "Even if it is exposed, is it okay?"
Jiang Che patted his chest and said, "Don't worry." ”
"Really?"
"Really. ”
"Then I'm going too. Lin Yujing said, "Okay, I'll just sit there and don't speak." ”
She came all the way this time, and she also deliberately bought a little skirt, and it seems that she has not completely forgotten it.
Jiang Che thought for a moment, "That'...... Okay, too. ”
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Actually, it's still a bit troublesome, and once you start it, it's hard to take the initiative to stop.
At the beginning of the university, Jiang Che jumped Shenzhen University 306, and now he is in danger of landing into a box, but fortunately he runs fast and has a plug-in.
If it really doesn't work, let's hang it, if you can hide it today, you can hide it first, and then as long as you let me live in the dormitory for two days, the situation will be under control.
In the classroom, the homeroom teacher is standing on the podium, speaking with an indecipherable accent.
The head teacher of the university is actually not so in charge, the symbolic meaning and guiding significance are far greater than the management role, Jiang Che's head teacher is surnamed Ji, the title of professor, and the age seems to be about 50 years old.
Professor Ji has a white shirt, silver-rimmed glasses, a lot of wrinkles, and his eyes are like a good person.
At this time, there were departments and no colleges, and the advertising department was not popular, and even many students sitting here were not so clear about what they were here to study. The situation of the local classmates, Jiang Che is not easy to deduce, but many students from other provinces should actually come to the Shencheng Special Economic Zone.
Professor Ji made a brief introduction to the major, expressed his welcome to the students, and then arranged for everyone to take turns to introduce themselves.
The order came from the window, one after the other, so unless shouting in front of the professor: I'm a counselor. Otherwise, you won't be able to escape, it's a big difficulty, Jiang Che began to think contemplatively, how to deal with it......
Lin Yujing listened to the speeches of the classmates on the stage with great interest, and at the same time looked forward to it, wanting to see how Jiang Che would deceive people later.
The self-introduction was long and short, almost an hour, and Jiang Che, who was sitting at the back of the classroom door, knew the names of his roommates:
Ye Aijun, Lv Weimin, Guan Zhaowei, Tong Yang, Wang Chuan, Liao Guangshi, Zhang Dunai.
And the roommates, it wasn't until Jiang Che walked up to the podium that he found out that he was also here.
didn't escape, Jiang Che stood on the podium and looked at the classmates below, especially the female classmates, and he finally remembered something that had been forgotten for a long time: I am very good-looking.
Since having "talent", this craft that can be mixed with rice has gradually been neglected.
On the spot, the male students' expressions were different from the female students, and they were waiting for the counselor to introduce themselves.
"Hello everyone, my words, from Viet Giang Province, hobby...... It's quite extensive, and I especially like to study advertising, so I'm glad to come to our class. After Jiang Che finished speaking, he stopped and smiled, then turned to the head teacher and said, "I'll just say so much first, Professor Ji, do you think it's okay? Get to know each other today, and then slowly get acquainted with and understand your classmates in the future." ”
Hey, something doesn't seem right...... But I can't think of what is wrong.
At least he said this, no problem, Professor Ji felt that this classmate was quite calm, and the male students in the audience didn't think that what the counselor teacher said was unreasonable.
Professor Ji nodded to Jiang Che kindly, and after passing the test, Jiang Che secretly breathed a sigh of relief and left the podium and walked down......
Professor Ji said, "Next." ”
Lin Yujing: "Me? Oh, okay. ”
She stood up...... Came over.
Therefore, Jiang Che was like this, in the corridor of the classroom, he passed by Lin Yujing, who was at a loss, and he didn't have time to explain anything.
Mistake, just thinking about a way, forgetting that there is still this stubble, forgetting to explain in advance.
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On the podium, Lin Yujing looked at the students below for a while, and then at Professor Ji, and after being bored for a while, it seemed that there was no way, and said honestly: "Professor, in fact, I am not a student in this class, nor a student of Shenzhen University. ”
That's right, and then don't explain anything, just come down. Jiang Che thought and secretly beckoned.
However, Lin Yujing didn't see it...... Because Professor Ji was talking, out of politeness, she turned around.
"Oh?" Professor Ji smiled gently, nodded, and said with interest, "Then who are you, and why are you here?"
Who am I? Lin Yujing was still thinking.
A student in the audience said, "Professor, she is ......"
If you don't stop him, the "master" will come out.
Lin Yujing also knew this, and hurriedly grabbed in front of the boy and said: "Actually, I am a little daughter-in-law who farms in the countryside, not a college student...... Well, in the province of Nanguan, far away in the countryside. ”
What kind of character is this? Jiang Che thought.
At the same time, the entire classroom, the curiosity of the professors and students was mentioned at the top.
It was difficult to ride a tiger, Lin Yujing hesitated, decided to sacrifice Jiang Che, pointed at him and said: "He, it turned out that he came to our village to teach, and ate with him at my house, and then, eating and eating......
Stuck, after all, she is not a professional, Miss Lin's story is a little unmoving, and she looks at Professor Ji with a cramped expression.
"I see. This sentence was taken by Professor Ji.
At this moment, Jiang Che wanted to ask the professor, what do you understand? I still don't understand it very well.
"I've lived through a time when this was more common. Professor Ji said with a smile in a tone of reminiscence: "At that time, we educated youths went to the countryside, and there were indeed many such cases. ”
"Well, then many people went back to the city and threw away the girls in the countryside, right?" Lin Yujing felt that the story suddenly went smoothly, and continued: "We, the countryside, still have a lot of mothers-in-law who live alone. ”
"yes, alas~"
Professor Ji sighed deeply, and said after a long time: "The tragedy of the times is left to these poor women to bear, how indignant...... Simply, shamelessly. ”
Lin Yujing nodded vigorously and agreed: "Well, professor, you are sensible at a glance. ”
At this moment, laughter rang out from the audience, and Professor Ji felt that the little girl in front of him was simply too cute, smiled heartily, and continued: "So, don't worry, when I come, I don't think he will, didn't this bring you here......
"I came from far away on my own. Lin Yujing continued.
“…… Oh, well, I've got it. ”
Professor Ji nodded heavily, he had seen many of these things, and even seen the enthusiastic country elder sister, and finally committed suicide for this.
He turned his gaze to Jiang Che with a threat in his eyes.
Jiang Che guessed what he meant:
If you really dare to abandon the chaos from the beginning, attract butterflies in the deep university, and abandon this lovely country girl in front of you, I have a way to fix you, and even let you get out, anyway, I can choose to close or open my eyes.
"What's going on? crooked, completely crooked. ”