Chapter 5: The Lewd Legion (1)

"Hehe, which beauty are you waiting for?"

The proprietress stood in front of Duanmu Hong with a chūnsè face and asked with a rippling expression.

Duanmu Hong was squatting at this time, raising his head slightly, and the scenery in the short skirt of the proprietress could be seen at a glance.

"What's the matter? Just wait for a few fools to go online and fight prisoners of war. Duanmu Hong stood up after speaking, flicked his fingers, and the cigarette butt in his hand flew far away.

Immediately, Duanmu Hong stretched out his hand and took the proprietress into his arms, and his big hand directly touched the other party's plump ass a few times.

"Tonight, I'll find a macho man to serve you well. ”

After Duanmu Hong finished speaking, he took out a few red iron sheets and stuffed them into the ditch of the proprietress and strode in.

"Damn, rich people are good!"

Li Bai scolded the proprietress very depressedly with her plump figure.

entered, Li Bai went to turn on the machine, Wei Xiaobao, Dong Zhuo and others found a few seats next to each other and sat down.

"Xiaobao, what kind of gun are you good at?" Dong Zhuo leaned over and asked.

What kind of guns are you good at?

Tsk, Wei Xiaobao felt that Dong Zhuo's question was on point.

With a lewd smile, Wei Xiaobaoniu said coaxingly: "Brother can use any gun, and he is very good at it." In particular, the handjob is the most powerful. ”

Dong Zhuo pursed his lips and threw these words directly into the brain recycling bin.

"Hey, Dong Zhuo, why do you have lipstick marks on your face?"

Li Bai threw the ID cards of the three of them on their respective computer desks, and suddenly said to Dong Zhuo in surprise: "Damn, this can't be the squad leader Li Ruhua?"

Lipstick like a flower!!

Wei Xiaobao and Zhao Kuo suddenly broke out and wanted to stay away from Dong Zhuo, but because the aisle was too narrow, the two could only sit back in a daze.

"How could this be! Didn't Huahua say that she had wiped it clean?" Dong Zhuo panicked, and quickly took out a tissue and wiped it on his face.

"Xiaobao, is there anything else?" Dong Zhuo put his face in front of Wei Xiaobao and asked.

Wei Xiaobao looked at Dong Zhuo with sympathy, sighed leisurely, and said, "I originally thought you were a beast, really, but you are not even as good as a beast." Wowhaha...... You were actually kissed by Ruhua! Shaoxia, please mourn!"

"Actually, you don't have anything on your face. Zhao Kuo tilted his head and smiled: "You fell for Li Bai's thief." ”

Nani?

"Li Bai, I'm your sister. Dong Zhuo instantly burst out and rushed straight into Li Bai's fat body, and the two immediately pinched each other.

"Okay, you two don't make trouble, the other party is clamoring on the post again, let's hurry up and go online!"

Among the four, Zhao Kuo is the quieter one, and he has already opened the school's post at this time, replying to the other party's post.

When Dong Zhuo and Li Bai heard this, they naturally stopped fighting.

"Xiaobao, you haven't added our team yet, hurry up and add it. ”

"Oh, the name of our team must be very good? Wei Xiaobao made a rather profound look and analyzed: "I think the people in our team happen to come from the four directions of Shenzhou, if you have a little IQ, it should be called 'East, West, South, South'......?" No, the name is good Nima, and it's not domineering enough at all. ”

"Xiaobao, don't worry, the name of our team is absolutely loud and domineering. Li Bai winked at Wei Xiaobao obscenely.

"Absolutely loud, absolutely domineering?" Wei Xiaobao muttered to himself, and suddenly a spiritual light flashed in his mind, and he shouted: "I'm relying on, is the name of our team called 'Four Marshals of National Security'?" or 'Four Heavenly Kings of Dragon Breath'?"

"Xiaobao, don't guess, with your IQ, I'm afraid you will never guess. Li Bai hurriedly stopped Wei Xiaobao, time was very tight, he didn't want Wei Xiaobao to guess endlessly like a curious baby.

"Well, our team is called the 'Lewd Legion', how about it, isn't it domineering enough?" Dong Zhuo agreed with Li Bai's point of view very much, nodded and told the truth.

Nima, isn't it the name of a CF team!

"Damn, I overestimated your IQ in the first place, no wonder I couldn't guess. "At first glance, needless to say, the name is definitely a credit to this product.

Dong Zhuo said to Wei Xiaobao: "Xiaobao, don't say it, hurry up and land." I'm looking forward to your rank against the sky. ”

"Hehe, don't worry, brother won't let you down. Wei Xiaobao patted his chest quite confidently and said.

Wei Xiaobao blew the cowhide into the sky at this time, but when he joined the team and landed in the CF channel, Li Bai and the others were completely dumbfounded.

Looking at the silver smiling face on Wei Xiaobao's badge, Li Bai and the others couldn't wait to smash the keyboard, mouse, and mineral water bottle on the table directly on Wei Xiaobao's head.

"Xiaobao, is this your new number?"

Dong Zhuo asked with a smile.

"The new number of wool, to be honest with you, my number is at least a veteran-level existence in the CF world, after all, it has been following me to conquer the world for six or seven years. ”

Wei Xiaobao vaguely remembered the period he spent in the provincial capital of YN Province in front of Liu Qi. In other words, that period of time was the most chic period of time for Wei Xiaobao since he found Da.

Sister, I've been playing a number for six or seven years, and the level is just a smile! Brother, are you embarrassed?

"Forget it, hurry into the room, all the members of the 'War Dragon' are already online. Zhao Kuo said.

The other party had already told Li Bai and the others the location of their room in advance, so although they didn't add each other's friends, it was quite simple to find each other.

Suddenly, the four of them entered the competition room one after another. However, the nicknames of one or four people, the audience was suddenly silent.

On the screen, the nicknames of the four members of the Lewd Legion are:

"Lewd ★ White",

"Lewd ★ Zhuo",

"Lewdness ★",

"Lewd ★ Treasure".

Although there is a flood of ape droppings as you would like today, but God you can't let four extremely obscene people get together! God, are you swollen?

Obviously, the other party was also thundered by the name of the team on Wei Xiaobao's side, and it took half a minute to react before Wei Xiaobao and the others hurriedly prepared.

At this time, in the VIP box on the second floor of Dabo, Duanmu Hong was staring blankly at the computer screen.

"I'm cǎo, there really are such two people in the world, it really amuses me!" Duanmu Hong laughed: "Are you ready......, brothers?"

The four of Wei Xiaobao looked at each other and smiled, and also entered the game.

Playing naturally is blasting, and the map is "Black Sè Town"!

"Hey, Xiaobao, your equipment is really good!"

Holding Wei Xiaobao's horn only holding a military dagger, Dong Zhuo cried: "Won't you not even have a pistol?"

Wei Xiaobao nodded calmly, the pistol had been destroyed six or seven years ago, the reason was very simple, there was no challenge!

Everyone was speechless, but they should be broken jars!

In this game, Wei Xiaobao's side was jǐng, and the four of them acted one after another.

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