Chapter 425: You Sneak Me
Wang Shangwei was the first to stand up and said, "Where did we copy it?"
"Yes, if you say that you copied it, you copied it?" Meng Bin retorted.
Jiang Ming said lazily: "You dare to guarantee that it is all written by yourself?"
Everyone was dumb now.
Wang Shangwei immediately shouted: "Teacher Jiang, do you want to deceive us? Do you think you have the virtue of a teacher?"
Jiang Ming touched his nose, he doesn't have a teaching certificate, so he wants a fart teacher?
Jiang Ming leaned back in the chair, hugged the back of his head with both hands, and said leisurely: "Wang Shangwei's "Teacher", "In March, I met Teacher Chen for the first time, and he cared for me like a parent...... This sentence comes from the second paragraph on page 213 of the 06 edition of "Composition Collection" of Tiannan Provincial Publishing House. ”
"'Teacher Chen not only taught me English, but also gave me a lot of other things...... This sentence comes from the penultimate row on page 39 of the 01 edition of the "College Entrance Examination Full Score Model Essay" by Jincheng Publishing House......"
Jiang Ming said as if he was pouring beans, directly startling a group of students.
Damn!
Is this still human? How does he remember it so clearly?
Jiang Ming stared at Wang Shangwei's already frightened face, and said with a smile: "It's a good copy, it's commendable." ”
Wang Shangwei: "......"
Jiang Ming sighed with emotion and said, "It's okay if you want to copy me, but you don't want to be discovered by me." It's a shame. ”
Jiang Ming looked at the others, and the others were so frightened that they immediately took a step back.
Jiang Ming stopped everyone and pointed out every sentence they copied......
Everyone was scared stupid, where did this big guy come from? Why do you remember everything? Still so clear?
Then they didn't copy it in vain?
Jiang Ming nodded: "Well, you should have copied it for nothing." ”
A group of students had extremely ugly faces. Didn't this girl just say it earlier, let them be happy in vain!
Wang Shangwei said coldly: "Teacher Jiang, I think I should tell the principal that your way of teaching is unacceptable to us! As soon as you come, you ask us to write an 800-word essay, and we can do it? ”
Jiang Ming sighed twice, this guy is eloquent.
The bad things he did also put all the blame on him.
Jiang Ming sneered in his heart, he was not so easy to bully.
Jiang Ming smiled and said, "Is eight hundred words a lot?"
Ma Jiahui looked at her fingernails and snorted: "Isn't eight hundred words a lot? I can write four or five hundred words, which is very good." You're a strong man!"
Jiang Ming sighed: "Then are you stupid? Wouldn't it be good to compose a poem? Writing a poem is less than a hundred words in a few dozen words." ”
Wang Shangwei was about to get angry, and he was completely angry: "Writing poetry? Do you think it's easy to compose poetry? Then you make one for me!"
Jiang Ming clapped his hands when he heard this, "Just do it." ”
Jiang Ming stood up and walked to the window, leaving them with a pretending figure.
"The new bamboo is higher than the old bamboo branches, and it all depends on the old stem for support. There will be a new person next year, and the ten-zhang dragon grandson will gallop around the wind. [Note: Zheng Banqiao's "Hsinchu"]
Everyone looked at Jiang Ming's back, and their hearts were "rely on"!
This kid really has two hits!
Whether he thought about this poem in advance or did it on the spot, it was very good......
Suddenly, an elderly teacher pushed the door and walked in, applauding and saying, "Teacher Jiang is so talented!
The old man was a teacher and retired.
His teaching career spanned decades.
I've been living here in Qingyang City, and I'm just here to see it today.
Who knew that when I overheard Jiang Ming's poems, I felt a lot of emotion in my heart.
Aren't their teachers just as Jiang Ming said in the poem just now?
Bamboo is a metaphor for the teacher!
Jiang Ming smiled lightly and said: "If the poem just now is the expectation of the teacher's predecessors for the juniors, then I think 'the spring silkworm dies to the end, and the wax torch turns to ashes and tears begin to dry' can be regarded as a praise for the teacher." [Note: from Li Shangyin's "Untitled"]
When the elderly teacher heard this, he trembled and was very excited.
This is a person who really understands!
The elderly teacher sighed: "When will Lin's educational institution be able to invite such real talents?"
The make-up teachers of this kind of educational institution are all in that kind of routine, and they are not talented and smart people at all.
He didn't expect to meet a Jiang Ming.
Jiang Ming laughed when he heard this: "The old gentleman has an overreputation. ”
A group of students were dumbfounded.
This Jiang Ming may not really be blowing, he is really a person with some ability......
Jiang Ming spread their hands and said, "If you don't like more than 800 words, then make a poem, this number of words is small." Look, isn't it easy?"
A group of people were extremely aggrieved.
Simple?
They felt that their IQ was being ruthlessly crushed by Jiang Ming!
Jiang Ming put down his hand and said lightly: "You don't have to copy it next time, I know what you copied." Class!"
After Jiang Ming finished speaking, he turned around and left.
Ma Jiahui sighed twice and said, "Okay...... How arrogant...... It's a little handsome. ”
"Yes, yes, this way of teaching, why do I feel a bit similar to foreign countries?" said another girl like a nymphomaniac.
A group of boys laughed dryly.
Don't you be a literary genius, right?
Jiang Ming whistled and walked outside.
It's too good to make money.
I didn't say a few words in a class, and I got thousands of dollars.
He smirked inwardly.
"Teacher Jiang, the principal asked you to go. ”
Jiang Ming thanked the teacher who had spoken, turned around and walked towards the principal's office.
A group of teachers pouted.
"I heard that as soon as he came, he gave a composition class to the whole class, and he didn't say anything in a class. ”
"Isn't it? How did this kind of teacher get in?"
Teacher Chen sneered: "You don't know that Teacher Jiang was personally called in by the principal, and now he is called to ...... again."
A group of teachers glanced at each other, and their hearts suddenly understood.
"No wonder so young and handsome......"
The principal was a young woman, and above all a rich young woman.
Rich men support women, and in the same way, rich women support little white faces. This kind of thing is commonplace.
Jiang Ming came to the principal's office humming a song, and Jiang Ming knocked on the door and entered.
"Headmaster, what are you looking for me?"
Lin Yilan smiled: "Just ask how you made up the class for students on the first day? You are also a student, I don't know if you will be nervous about becoming a teacher?"
Jiang Ming sat down on the sofa: "No, because it's not necessary." ”
Lin Yilan smiled, she stepped aside, took a cup of coffee that had just been brewed, and said, "Come, taste it." ”
Jiang Ming glanced at Lin Yilan, who was wearing professional clothes, and felt a little funny in his heart.
Lin Yilan's stiletto heels clattered rhythmically on the floor, and she walked over and suddenly broke her foot.
"Ahh
The coffee spilled towards Jiang Ming's chest in an instant!
Jiang Ming squinted slightly, wrapped one hand around Lin Yilan's waist, and the other hand firmly caught the cup of coffee.
Lin Yilan panicked, and then reacted and found that she was sitting on Jiang Ming's lap!
"Ahh
Lin Yilan jumped up in fright and shouted, "You, are you okay, have you been burned?" As she spoke, Lin Yilan's eyes looked at Jiang Ming's chest.
Jiang Ming smiled and said, "Is the principal okay?"
Jiang Ming looked at Lin Yilan and said, "Don't worry, principal, this kind of coffee can't burn me, this clothes are quite expensive and dirty, so I don't bother to wash them." ”
Lin Yilan gritted her teeth secretly.
He is a grandmaster, how can she pick off his clothes to see if there is a birthmark?
She is not a martial artist......
Lin Yilan watched Jiang Ming drink the coffee with his hand.
Lin Yilan gritted her teeth, endured nausea and sat on Jiang Ming's lap for a while, and when she saw his body, she whispered in his ear: "Jiang Ming, do you know why I want to keep you here to make up for the class?"
Lin Yilan's hand gently drew circles on Jiang Ming's chest.
The scent of a woman comes to your face.
Jiang Ming asked with interest, "Do you want to uncover me?"
Lin Yilan thought of Lin Zhenlai in her mind, and said with a smile: "If you want to, it's not impossible...... But isn't it different if you sneak me and I sneak you in the end?"
Jiang Ming was stunned for a moment, and suddenly got up and pushed Lin Yilan away.
Jiang Ming frowned and said, "I still have something." ”
Jiang Ming put down the coffee cup, turned around and left.
Lin Yilan let out a breath, this kid doesn't eat this set!
I'm afraid there are so many beauties that the grandmaster has seen......
And Jiang Ming has already walked out of the Lin educational institution quickly.
Something happened to Tang Lang's side, and Shen Nian noticed it.
Jiang Ming's face became more and more gloomy, who the dared to touch his brother?