Chapter 6 I don't want to go back to school
The girl's name is Ouyang Shijing, and she is recognized as the school flower of the school.
Not only is he beautiful, but his academic performance is also excellent, and he has always maintained the top 20 grades in his age.
In particular, English has repeatedly won the first place in the grade. I heard that I will represent the school in the National English Olympiad recently.
She is almost the goddess in the hearts of the male students in the school.
Speaking of the title of "wife", there is quite a relationship.
Some time ago, at the table tennis competition held by the school, Yang Tianci and Ouyang Shijing were divided into a group.
It was the first time the two met, and Yang Tianci took the initiative to talk to Ouyang Shijing and introduced himself: "Hello, my name is Gonggong, and I have a happy cooperation." ”
He wanted to trick Ouyang Shijing once, so he said his name as "Prison Bow".
Prison bow, homonym "husband"!
Unexpectedly, Ouyang Shijing knew about this stalk, and subconsciously replied: "Husband, heh, I'm still your wife." ”
As a result, this sentence shocked the audience, and since then, the name "wife" has spread.
This is regarded as black history by Ouyang Shijing, but it is the glorious history of Yang Tianci, and he hyped Ouyang Shijing as his "wife", which made the whole school know about it.
Every time I see her, I jokingly call her "wife", and I get used to it after coming and going.
This time, he subconsciously shouted out the title of "wife", which made Ouyang Shijing angry, and she threw the test paper in her hand at Yang Tianci: "Ahhh ”
A girl calls herself "Lao Tzu", and there is no one left.
Yang Tianci looked at the office, and the principal was not there, so he was much bolder.
He took the volume, stood up, and helped Ouyang Shijing up: "As for being so atmospheric, can my husband apologize to you?"
Ouyang Shijing immediately struggled: "Don't touch me, I don't want you to help ......"
"Really?" Yang Tianci stopped pulling Ouyang Shijing.
"Let go of me, you bastard......"
"Okay. Yang Tianci was helpless, so he had to let go of his hand.
Boom!
Ouyang Shijing, who was half-pulled up, fell heavily to the ground again, and Ouyang Shijing, who was in pain, shouted: "My ass...... My ass ......"
"Husband rubbed it for you?" Yang Tianci said happily.
"You...... You're dead, ahhhhhh
Yang Tianci was speechless, it is good for people to be beautiful, and they are so cute when they are angry.
"Give me back the papers. Ouyang Shijing said coldly.
"Give. Yang Tianci handed the test paper to Ouyang Shijing.
Ouyang Shijing immediately reached out to grab it, but Yang Tianci took the test paper back and glanced at the paper.
Ouyang Shi was so angry that she stretched out her leg and kicked Yang Tianci's calf.
Her foot was weak and weak, and there was no pain, and Yang Tianci even enjoyed it a little.
"At your level, you're still participating in the English Olympiad? Yang Tianci smiled sarcastically.
Ouyang Shijing was even more angry: "You English idiot, what qualifications do you have to laugh at me?"
Yang Tianci said: "At a glance, I can see that there are two errors in this volume. ”
"How is it possible?" Ouyang Shijing questioned with a questioning face: "You don't brag about you, I have carefully checked this volume two or three times." ”
Yang Tianci pointed to one of the sentences and said, "Look at this sentence, Hehadlittlefoodtoeatandhelivedinabighouse."
"Hmph, don't pretend to understand if you don't understand, there's nothing wrong with the grammatical structure and spelling of this sentence. Ouyang Shijing said confidently.
"Well, grammar and spelling are fine, but you're a sick sentence. ”
"You translate into Chinese, take a closer look at the context, this place is 'and good or' but right?
Ouyang Shijing read it carefully: "He has almost nothing to eat and lives in a big house?"
"He barely had anything to eat, but he lived in a big house. Um? yes, it should be used. ”
"Huh, how can you tell? You never passed English. ”
"Cut, my brother studied at Harvard. Yang Tianci began to brag again: "This test paper is a piece of cake for me." ”
"Bragging. Ouyang Shijing said sarcastically: "You may have happened to see this sentence, if you have the ability, you can find a fault again." ”
"Look at this ......," Yang Tianci said, pointing to one of the questions.
"This blessing 'wish' is a countable noun, and it should be 'wishes'. ”
"Impossible, how can wish be a countable noun?"
"I don't believe in looking up the dictionary. Yang Tianci said happily.
Ouyang Shijing took out the electronic dictionary and looked it up......
System: "Shock points from Ouyang Shijing, +6!"
"Did you really go to school in the United States?" Ouyang Shijing looked at Yang Tianci in surprise.
Yang Tianci nodded: "Of course, can you become handsome if you are tricked?"
"Then can you check for some more errors?" asked Ouyang Shijing.
Yang Tianci put the test paper on the table and began to stir up trouble.
In less than ten minutes, Yang Tianci picked out more than a dozen mistakes, and Ouyang Shijing, who was looking directly, was dumbfounded.
I'm afraid that even an English teacher may not be able to detect these small details!
This English idiot, but just checked it out!
System: "Shock points from Ouyang Shijing, +4, +5, +6......"
Yang Tianci was overjoyed, and the shock points exceeded two hundred!
"You're so good, why did you never fail English before?"
"Brother is low-key, in fact, Gewen Quxing is possessed, and he can be the first in the whole grade in any exam. "If you don't brag, you'll die." ”
"I'm serious. In this way, if I am the first in the grade, how about you call my husband as the teachers and students in the whole school?"
"Cut, don't be the first in the grade, you are in the top 30, I will call your husband. ”
"Haha, okay, it's a word. "Yang Tianci is happy.
But then, his expression darkened again, because he remembered that he was about to be expelled.
Take the dog test.
"It seems that my brother has no chance to be your husband. Yang Tianci hung his head and said, "I'm about to be expelled from school." ”
"Eh, why?" Ouyang Shijing was a little surprised.
So Yang Tianci told Ouyang Shijing about offending Xie Yongxin.
Ouyang Shijing was thoughtful, and after a while, she said, "That's it, I promise that you won't be expelled, but you have to promise me to help me learn English." ”
"It's up to you?" Yang Tianci couldn't cry or laugh: "Unless your father is the principal." ”
At this time, the office door was pushed open, and a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes walked in.
Yang Tianci suddenly became nervous: "Hello principal." ”
"Dad, you're back. Ouyang Jing on the side said with a smile.
Father?
Yang Tianci was messy in an instant, your sister, Ouyang Shijing is actually the principal's daughter?
It's over, who of the teachers and students in the school doesn't know that they have molested Ouyang Shijing?
I didn't expect this girl to keep pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.
The principal must not kill himself this time?
"Hmm. The principal nodded faintly: "Shijing, you go back to eat first, I have something to do." ”
"Dad, you're tired, I'll rub your shoulders and eat later. ”
Ouyang Shijing couldn't help but say, and directly dragged the principal to the boss's chair and rubbed his shoulders.
The principal couldn't help but laugh and said: "Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief." If there's something you need, just say it. ”
Ouyang Shijing made a naughty grimace: "Dad, let me introduce you, this is my newly recognized master, Yang Tianci!"
"Huh?" the principal was shocked: "Yang Tianci, your master?"
For Yang Tianci's students, the principal has a deep memory.
Not only is his academic performance poor, but he also likes to make trouble at school, and he once teased his daughter in public.
The daughter was also very disgusted with Yang Tianci before, and begged herself several times to give Yang Tianci small shoes to wear.
But the principal is an upright man, he respects every student and will not use his power to oppress others.
But I never imagined that my daughter's attitude has changed 180 degrees now and worshiped Yang Tianci as a master.
Ouyang Shijing said: "Yes, his English is super good. If you look at the mistakes on this test paper, he corrected them for me. ”
The principal took the test paper suspiciously and checked it carefully.
System: "Shock points from Ouyang Zhenhua, +6!"
"You checked it all out?" the headmaster looked skeptical.
"Yes, Headmaster. Yang Tianci nodded: "I used to live in the United States for a while, and English can be said to be my second mother tongue. ”
"But you've never failed your English grades in the past. The headmaster asked.
Yang Tianci said: "I don't like publicity. In fact, as long as I answer the questions carefully, I can take the first grade. ”
The principal coughed dryly twice and smiled: "In this way, you look at this English test paper, if you can score more than 100 points, I will keep you." ”
The principal thought that the two of them sang a double reed, and suspected that the test paper was revised by the two of them in collusion.
Yang Tianci took the test paper and glanced at it, and smiled: "It's very simple." If I can't get 130 points, you can fire me. ”
The headmaster laughed dryly twice to hide his embarrassment.
This test paper is last year's high school exam paper, even if his daughter, a top English student, may not take so many exams, this guy is so confident.
If you are overconfident, you are arrogant.
After that, Yang Tianci took the pen and replied on the paper.
Half an hour later, Yang Tianci put down his pen: "The answer is over." ”
The principal immediately picked up the test paper and corrected it carefully.
System: "Shock points from Ouyang Zhenhua, +7!"
In this paper, Yang Tianci actually scored 135 points.
Last year's top student in the college entrance examination was only a score of 145.
System: "Shock points from Ouyang Shijing, +3!"
The headmaster's face was full of incredulity: "Boy, it's okay." You really wanted to keep a low profile and deliberately fail in the past?"
"Hmm. Yang Tianci nodded.
"Not bad, not bad. The principal smiled faintly and nodded: "Don't be so low-key in the future." I went back and studied hard, and I came to see me with a good score in the midterm exam. ”
"Good. Yang Tianci nodded.
"In the future, I will have more time to tutor my daughter. The principal said.
"Done. Yang Tianci nodded: "But principal, I have a small request."
"Tell me, what do you want?" asked the headmaster.
"I don't want to go to school anymore. Yang Tianci said
System: "Shock points from Ouyang Zhenhua, +7!"
"Shock points from Ouyang Shijing, +8!"