Chapter 56: Stupid people make a lot of mistakes
Because Zhang Su and Jin Lun apologized vigorously to seek forgiveness, the boss was missing two outputs, so Xiong Erbai and the colored panda knelt properly. When Zhang Su and the others reacted, they could not recover the defeat, and the five of them collectively lay down and were wiped out.
ββ¦β¦ Can you two show affection and get busy after fighting the boss?" Xiong Er lay face down on the ground, and the sewage element gurgled and rolled over his back.
"It's all his fault!" Jin Lun was very angry.
"This one is mine. Zhang Su obediently admitted his mistake.
"How do you count yours?" Xiong Erbai despised him.
"The daughter-in-law pays for it~" Zhang Su said boldly, who let him almost all of his money be with Jin Lun.
"......" Jin Lun silently didn't speak, pretending not to hear anything, and the money that went into her pocket didn't want to take it out so casually!" "I'll take the little black brother to run the corpse, and the three of you can lie down." β
"Wait a minute, does Brother Xiao Hei dare to jump gears?" Zhang Su stopped Jin Lun and asked.
"Hmm. "Little black words are poor.
"Okay, then I'll take you for a run, let's jump gears down a little faster. After Zhang Su finished speaking, he had already ordered the release of his soul, so Jin Lun continued to lie on his stomach with peace of mind.
Mainly because Xiao Hei doesn't know the way, if Xiao Hei knows how to run, Zhang Su can also lie down and wait for help. Who made Xiao Hei a wet nurse, now that his level is low, he won't resurrect anyone else except him.
It didn't take long for the three people lying on the ground to see the two people in the team avatar light up, and they were all half blood and half blue, it seemed that they had entered the dungeon.
"Look at the head!" Xiong Erbai shouted.
Jin Lun looked up and saw that the two black dots were getting bigger, accompanied by a crazy "oh roar~" sound, Zhang Su and Xiao Hei fell steadily on the gear! 200 meters! Dare to jump so high! Jin Lun's face in the state of his soul was twitched, this snake spirit disease is too perverted!
The two of them slid down from the tilted gears, and Xiao Hei pulled the three of them up one by one.
When the resurrected person is resurrected, he will appear next to the person who saved him, and Jin Lun can feel the cool breeze falling from the sky on them when he stands beside the two of them. Zhang Su was still excited by the stimulation of high-altitude bungee jumping, hehe smiled and rubbed Jin Lun in his arms, and used the breath on her body to dispel the coolness on her body.
"Hurry up and eat to recover your fΓΉ, hiss......" Jin Lun posed with dead fish eyes, and his face was already kneaded and deformed.
A few people recovered well. Xiong Erbai rushed over at the sewage element and slapped someone in the face!
At this time, the sewage elemental has long since lost its hatred target because of its annihilation, and has recovered to full health. It's just that the two small sewage around it are gone, so there is no need to worry about it stepping on the water.
"The sewage element has two skills, poison arrow and poison rain, it is easy to understand, poison arrow is the little water ball. The poisonous rain will be seen after a while, it is a piece of green rain, and it will be poisoned if it is drenched, but there is not much blood shed, Brother Xiaohei and I can retreat another 5 meters when the time comes, and you three don't need to have thick skin, just stand there and fight with peace of mind. Jin Lun said casually. This sewage element was originally a small boss, with a lot of blood but not high damage, and the three of them could completely carry it if they fought well.
At this time, the three melee battles were in a triangular position, and Xiong Erbai faced Jin Lun's side and pulled the boss with his back to the distance. A straight hook punch hit the lower abdomen of the sewage element, and there was a knockback effect, just right for Zhang Su behind the boss to retreat. Zhang Su used the level 20 skill "Sweep", which was another knockback skill, and the sewage element was swept to the side by him to the colored panda. The colored panda used a "lift", which lifted the sewage element backwards, but because he was still at a low level, it seemed that the sewage element only raised its body backwards and retreated half a meter.
The three of you are constantly entangled, but always make sure that the boss has his back to the crowd, because the back is usually more capable of crit hits and stuns. In addition, it is the basic common sense of MT in the game to avoid the boss sweeping the crowd when he uses his skills in front of him.
When the blood of the sewage element dropped to twenty percent, it suddenly folded its hands in front of its chest and bowed its head in prayer.
"Retreat. Jin Lun turned his head and said to Xiao Hei. The two stepped back 5 meters together.
"Did you abandon me like that?" Zhang Su said without seriousness.
Jin Lun said in a vicious voice: "Beat your monster!"
Zhang Su pursed his lips, knowing that this girl was still angry with herself, it seemed that she would take her to eat something delicious tonight, and brush up her favorability to make amends.
The Sewage Elemental prayed for 5 seconds, then raised his hands to the sky, and a green rain of sewage fell out of thin air above everyone's heads. The raindrops were all the size of eggs, and when they fell on their bodies, they turned green, and in an instant three green spots appeared.
"My image!" Xiong Erbai screamed.
"It's okay, it's pretty good. The colorful panda smiled and looked at Xiong Erbai's face green, in the same position as the white of the Peking Opera Harlequin.
"Really?" Xiong Erbai was a fool and really believed it.
"Hmm. "The colorful panda is worthy of being an old man, his face does not change his face, and he can still hold back his laughter, which is really a master.
Xiao Hei, who was clean, was glad that he was a remote person, and decided to make a few more skirts for Jin Lun in the future.
"Be careful......" Jin Lun opened her mouth when the sewage element was about to hang up, and she had already seen the result before she finished speaking, "Ahhhhh β
"......" Xiong Erbai stood alone and green, blinking stupidly.
When the sewage element died, it exploded into a large piece of sewage like small sewage, Zhang Su turned around and ran away in advance with experience, and the colored panda kept an eye because he saw Zhang Su run away, and also ran away when the sewage element exploded. Only Xiong Erbai is a fool, he can't look at his eyes, but his skills are strong but his brain is not good, so he was blown up, and he also had the dual effects of poisoning and radiation, and the blood fell quickly. Xiao Hei brushed him hard with a cold face.
That's it, Xiong Jianqiang still doesn't forget a big thing, "I want to touch the corpse!"
The other people looked at the large green area, and they had to go to the middle of the large area to touch the corpse, so they decisively gave up this opportunity.
The sewage element burst out a pair of cloth armor boots acid boots, an alchemical material radiating sewage, and a green card, a metallic green card the size of a tarot card, with the sewage element painted on it.
Jin Lun was in a good mood, "I want the sewage, and the green card will also be given to me, this must be held by the captain, and the copy will be useful later." Boots little black brother let's roll. β
The result is 56 for Xiao Hei and 34 for Jinlun. Xiao Hei immediately put on new boots. The boots are white with green water lines. Straight up a little below your knees. Xiao Hei's long legs made the boots extremely weird, and the other four all laughed.
"Good mother~" Xiong Erbai laughed and commented. The colorful panda also smiled and said that it was quite suitable.
Xiao Hei immediately changed the boots back and traded them directly to Jin Lun. Jin Lun happily changed into it, and her legs were well proportioned and long. So it looks good in these boots. Although it is a bit suspicious of COS Sailor Mercury, it is still much more eye-catching than Xiao Hei.
"I've been working together for so long, and I'm giving it all to you. Although Xiong Erbai's words were complaining, his tone was quite happy. Jin Lun knew he was joking, and he didn't bother with him.
As soon as Zhang Su saw that she was happy, he couldn't stop being cheap, and leaned into Jin Lun's ear and whispered. "The legs are so thin, they must look good around my waist. β
"Why do you want to wrap around your waist...... Jin Lun almost didn't react to what he was saying, and after realizing it, his face turned red and turned around to be a flirtatious leg!
Zhang Su had already been prepared and didn't get kicked, laughing like a snake spirit and running to the front to open a monster, Xiong Erbai shouted anxiously Obviously I am T and ran away.
From the bottom, after passing this large workshop, you will enter the smelting room, and as soon as you enter the door, a wave of heat will hit your face, and the whole large room will be red. The doorway where they were standing was still a platform to the left, and in the middle of the huge space in front of them was a large magma pool, and from above this room was a large agitator, hovering silently above the magma pool.
"I'll go!, this copy is too handsome!" Xiong Erbai sighed. No way. The first two copies of the original were either dinosaurs or wild boars, and then look at the future copies of others, only the second one is so shocking, how can this be compared? No wonder so many people play the future.
"There are also very handsome copies of the original, but they are all mid-to-high-level. After all, the original is mainly based on mythology, and the future is science fiction, and you can still fight heaven and heaven in the future. Jin Lun spread his hands.
"I don't want to go to Heaven, I just want to see Heaven! How many levels do I have to go there?" Xiong Erbai asked with glowing eyes.
Hmph, don't tell you!" Jin Lun deliberately hung his appetite, pointed to the irradiated dwarf on the left and said, "Go and open the monster, how long will this ten-level dungeon take." β
Xiong Erbai didn't want to go. You have to know how many levels you have to go to fight Heaven. Zhang Su shook off the spear and ran in front of the monster, Xiong Erbai immediately turned around and ran along, he was very keen on the position of MT, and after opening two monsters, he completely forgot about the previous problem.
This time the platform is quite short. They were there in half an hour. The colorful panda suddenly remembered a question, "Didn't you jump off this room?"
"Nope. Jin Lun shook his head, "There is such a big magma pool below, there is no place to stay, and you can only stand along the side when you fight the boss later." β
The colored panda was relieved.
The five of them stood at the bottom, and the second boss was quietly parked on the edge of the magma pool in front of them. Electrocution device 6000 type. This guy is a 20-meter-tall big machine man, with rust spots on his body, much simpler than a mecha, and you can understand at a glance that this is a product of decades ago. Its two hands are particularly eye-catching, like the claws of a sloth, with only three nails, which are particularly long and sharp, and you can tell at a glance that this guy is good at physical attacks.
"This boss is divided into three stages...... Jin Lun began the encyclopedia work again, "Let's open it if I understand it." β
"Lunlun, don't you have anything to say to me?" Xiong Erbai didn't go to open the strange hair, but asked Jin Lun a strange question. Zhang Su looked at him unkindly, his eyes flashing with danger.
"Huh?" Jin Lun was a little confused, "Hurry up?"
"It's not. Xiong Erbai was a little anxious, "Can you dodge this boss's attack?"
"......" The others suddenly understood what he meant, and they were a little speechless, but the claws of the electric torturer type 6000 did look terrifying. Jin Lun smiled, "Yes, you can just dodge it when it scratches you." β
Xiong Erbai breathed a sigh of relief, turned around without pressure and pounced on the machine, kicking the door on the feet of the machine.
"Beep-beep-electric torture device 6000 type, activated. Mode: Carnage mode is on. Activated, target locked. An early electronic sound came out of the body of the machine, and there was a burst of lightning crackling all over his body, and the red lights of the two glasses were lit, and he was a paw at Xiong Erbai.
Xiong Erbai deftly ran between its feet, dodging the claw, and then the bear roared to hold the hatred.
Zhang Su and the colored panda rushed forward and attacked the heels of the plane with spears and broadswords, making a clanging sound. They actually don't like to fight this kind of weirdness, which makes them look as stupid as if they were pumping a wall with a stick.
Jin Lun dyed the rusty boss with a frozen pine cone dark blue, and then stood behind and threw the ice pine cone.
When the boss's blood fell to eighty-two percent, Jin Lun opened his mouth to remind, "Prepare to run." In melee, be careful to avoid its reach!"
Eighty percent, the Electrocution Machine Model 6000 once again emitted a straight electronic sound, "The waist spinner has been unlocked, turn on storm mode." β
The three people in melee immediately turned around and ran, only to see the boss standing still, with his arms raised flat, and then his upper body turned rapidly, and his two arms were like the blades of an electric fan! Then it began to run around the house, and everyone tried to run away from it, after all, although its arms are very high, once it enters the range under its arms, it is also calculated as a situation of being injured by skills, and the blood reduction speed is spectacular.
The electric torturer 6000 type ran for 10 seconds and did not turn to anyone, so it stopped turning, and then its hatred returned, and it ran directly to Xiong Erbai.
Xiong Erbai felt that it was also boring to beat this wooden iron stone, so he wanted to play some tricks. Seeing that the boss was coming, he climbed the cable by the wall.
"What are you doing?" Jin Lun shouted, why can't this guy live in peace?
"Let's get some excitement!" Xiong Erbai also shouted back. He climbed along the thick cable to a pipe more than twenty meters above, and when he stood firm and turned around, the boss ran right at his feet. Xiong Erbai roared and jumped down, apparently wanting to land on top of the boss.
But the Electrocution Weapon 6000 is an early technological product, and the top of the head is as smooth and round as an egg, and there is nothing fancy at all. Xiong Erbai didn't stand still after jumping up, and he rolled down all the way down the big bald head of the boss. As soon as the boss raised his hand, he hit his arm again, and finally was perfectly sent into the bubbling magma pool, and Hiccup hung up without blinking an eye!
Four: "......"
Stupid people do a lot of weirdness!(To be continued.) )
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