At half past eight in the evening, at Luolan Cafe, table 5218, my mother and I sat opposite Comrade Zhang Xiuran...... It is too vigorous and vigorous, and it is too worthy of being recorded in the history of the literati. Zhang Xiuran, the pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info, she actually arranged a one-to-many blind date meeting for me! She actually brought a team to go on a blind date with her daughter at once! She thought this was demining!

Zhang Xiuran ...... "I raised my head and quickly fell my eyes, how did I feel like I was being watched by everyone." I'm very familiar with this café because my mom used to mention it to me over and over again when I was very young, and it was at this café that my dad mentioned it to my grandmother at the mansion. Zhang Xiuran every time he talked about it, he was arrogant and happy, when he entered the store today, when the café owner greeted us warmly, my mother said with a proud face: "Master Luo, Tongtong is here on a blind date today, maybe he will get married, Master Luo, it's really fate~~~" "Ah! It's really a big fate!" After the boss finished speaking, he got into the counter, pressed the mouse on the computer, and after a while, the shallow piano music in the store was replaced by a gentle and lingering violin music. My mother was very satisfied with the boss's eyes, and there was a feeling of understanding each other, which couldn't help but make me shiver.

"Tongtong, I asked you to wear that black dress, why didn't you wear it?" my mother looked at me carefully, as if she wanted to find out the dandruff from my hair.

"It's not okay to wear jeans? I don't get married by showing my thighs......" I stuck out my tongue at my mother, and then the mobile phone in my bag rang, and I took it out to see that it was a text message from Luo Shaoqian, saying that I would talk to me for a while, I asked him where he was, and he said that he would come to me later, and he didn't know where I was, I replied that he had something to do now, and I ended up looking for him.

"Shhhh "Mom can't wait to put a voice controller on me, and I'll say whatever she says.

"How many of these will you see later?" my mother dragged me out of my home, and I was lying in front of my computer to check the information of elementary schools near my home and hospital.

"It's all in front of you. My mother was a little excited, her mouth was cocked, and she almost danced.

"It's all?!" Table 18 is on the left side of the middle of the café, and the dozen or so seats in front of it are basically full.

"There are about twelve today. Zhang Xiuran said very firmly, not eleven, not thirteen, but twelve.

I'm a god!!!! this can't be true, right?!"Zhang Xiuran, you trick me?!How is it possible!"

"What's impossible about this?! You don't know that your mother and I are the most efficient and time-sensitive, so how can we have the spare time to meet one by one alone. Let's also have an eight-minute date, one by one in order. Zhang Xiuran said indifferently as she rummaged for something, my eyes wandering between her expression and hand movements, until she pulled out a delicate small bottle from her bag. "Well, I can't even use the perfume that your father brought back from abroad. ”

I poured, "Zhang Xiuran, tell me the truth, I endured it, I am the child that you and my dad picked up from which garbage heap?"

"What are you talking about, this dead child. My mother smiled arrogantly again, and I was suddenly more sure that this was not my own mother. "Let me tell you, the little grandson at table 1, his grandfather has been on the battlefield in Iraq!

"Nani, Iraq, his grandfather was from Uncle Sam's family?"

"Huh?"

"Mom~~ The Americans did that incident in Iraq, and the People's Liberation Army did not participate in the peace......"

"Really?"

"Isn't it?!!"

"Uh~~ Well, table 2, it is said to be a professional football player. Look at his figure...... That height ......" Zhang Xiuran said, his eyes revealing admiration.

Okay, I rolled my eyes at his leg that couldn't fit under the table, "Mom, are you sure it's football, not basketball?"

"Football!

"What team did you play for, did you win any games?"

"People are the national football team, okay!"

"Okay, okay, okay, okay, let's talk about table three, table three...... "I already feel a little headache, blind date? Blind date isn't it just a strange man and a strange woman, order two cups of coffee, talk about gender, age, occupation, salary, house, car, whether there is a history of infectious diseases, genetic diseases, epidemic water, and ...... Okay, it's far away, it's far away, but it can't be this situation arranged by my mother, right?!Could it be that since there was Do Not Disturb, this one-to-many model has been popular on blind dates? Nani? Am I out?!

"Oh, No. 3, I'll take a look~~" Zhang Xiuran magically took out a piece of paper from her magical bag, and her index finger and eyes scratched on it for a long time, and finally found it.

My God~~~ Help me~~~ I scratched my head weakly, looked at the ceiling, and sighed~~~

"31 years old, a returnee doctor, is currently the chief engineer of the city's energy research institute. Sounds good, right?" My mother grinned, what a terrible laugh~~ Sweat dripping.

However, this basic information sounded good, so I nodded and motioned for Zhang Xiuran to continue reading.

"I have a car, a house, I have savings, no history of marriage, no history of childbirth, no history of genetic diseases. Zhang Xiuran finished reading two more and glanced at me, "Hmm~~~" I picked up the coffee on the table and took a sip, looking at the young man sitting at table No. 3, well, it's okay~~~ "What other information?"

"It's just that the name is a little unpleasant. Also, he doesn't speak Chinese. ”

"Ah? What's it called? Isn't he Chinese?"

"Wang Erxiao, Chinese-Japanese mixed-race, can only speak Japanese...... Grandpa is a Japanese officer, grandma is from the Northeast, my father is a Japanese officer, and my mother is from the Northeast...... "My mother also felt that something was wrong, and her brows furrowed slightly.

Poof~~~~ The coffee that I hadn't had time to swallow was sprayed out by me frantically, the mouth seemed to be a natural atomization inhalation device, and in an instant there was smoke in front of me, and the air was full of milky fragrance, with the lights of the café, it seemed that there was a colorful feeling~~ When the fog dissipated, Zhang Xiuran took a piece of tissue paper and wiped his face, looking at me with an angry face.

Damn! Could his father be Wang Erxiao, who was herding cattle back then? Is he a boy of Chinese descent who can only talk about the fall of baga flax? Is he a spy? How can he be like this! Does he know about the war of aggression against China? Does he know about the Nanjing Massacre? No! He certainly doesn't know! Alas! How can Japanese education be like this! No! I cannot tolerate such behavior!

"Why are you going!" Zhang Xiuran grabbed my arm and prevented me from realizing the national righteousness.

"I'm going to tell that young man who stumbled to face up to history!"

"I can't go!"

"Why?!"

"Hmm~~Because~~ Because he doesn't understand Chinese, you can't speak Japanese!"

"Hmm~~ It's okay, it's okay, I have Youdao Dictionary!" Since I have the Youdao Dictionary APP, my mother no longer has to worry about me communicating with foreigners~~ Youdao APP, where will not click where!!!

"Ahhh!!!!!!!!h How did he know to come to me?

Before the doubts were resolved, Zhang Xiuran pushed me to Luo Shaoqian, "Shaoqian, don't you want to talk to Tongtong? Go talk, go talk~~~"

I think my mother deserves to have practiced rumba, and this action of throwing people is really perfect, so that I smashed into Luo Shaoqian's arms steadily without realizing it, until I heard a bang, and then snorted ~~~ Zhang Xiuran! You are simply murder! Take a person of my tonnage to hit someone, and I don't want to think about the consequences, I don't know if I will hit someone!

"You ...... Is your business over?" Luo Shaoqian put his arm around my shoulder, that's a tight, okay, I won't have another spin......

"It's over, it's over, it's just over......" Zhang Xiuran's face smiled like a flower, something was wrong, revealing conspiracy. Besides, where does this end? Twelve beautiful men, the widow has just finished admiring the first three! And the other nine! What about the nine!!!

"It's over?!This is the end?!Isn't it just the third table?" Do things not only to pay attention to efficiency, but also to pay attention to the beginning and the end, although I don't have any good feelings about tonight's blind date, but ...... It's okay to get to know the remaining nine handsome guys one by one...... (Zhang Xiuran: Lustful Girl~~) Damn, it's not okay to feast your eyes!

"Then I'll take Tongtong away first, Auntie, be careful on the way back, I'll send Tongtong back later." As I spoke, I was hugged by Luo Shaoqian and taken out of the café......

And when it all happened, I ...... I don't really know what's going on...... Nani: What's the situation? Isn't it a blind date? Isn't it going to get married? Isn't there still nine high-quality men who don't know each other? Where did Luo Shaoqian come out? What is Zhang Xiuran doing? I can't figure it out, but I didn't forget to take a look at the Chinese-Japanese mixed-race baby at table No. 3 before I went out, and he was talking on the phone in extremely pure Mandarin, "Hey, sister, where are you going......?"

My face was about to twist into a bun, "Zhang Xiuran, Uncle Luo!!, what's going !!!!!......on?"

“Oh~~No!!!!!” There was a mournful roar from the shop, but it was fading away......