"Classmates, buddy, come, come around and see that I have brought you the best food. In the other bedroom, Zou Erwa began to perform again.

Like the opening remarks of a magician, dancing gracefully with his right hand, the posture of taking out the instant noodles is so elegant, natural, like flowing water, and even the action of tearing open the bag is so quiet, deep and indifferent, as if performing a classic that has been handed down from generation to generation. The graceful gestures and passionate shouting seemed to interpret a profound philosophy, and the whole bedroom was filled with the thick aroma of intoxicating chicken soup. The students watched Zou Erwa's performance quietly, and the expression gave people the feeling that there was only one kind that could only be understood and could not be spoken, as if they were praising a kind of human delicacy.

"The delicious taste on the tip of the tongue is in the box - instant noodles, look!" The overflowing fragrance seems to be the crystallization and masterpiece of human wisdom.

"Buddies are all studying medical English, right? You see my English is also very professional and authentic, fluent London accent ~~~ 'tear the bag to eat', hehe, every sentence of Chinese I can translate into English." Zou Erwa held her throat, pronounced the strange tone extremely quickly, and tried to spit out this sentence in Chinese as if it were pronounced in English, and she felt that she was too humorous when she said it, and her thick skin was also slightly red.

"Haha~ha~ha~ha" A few classmates with low laughter laughed: "Classmate, you are too funny, you can really learn art from Teacher Chen Peisi, I'm afraid you can't understand the English you translated!"

"Be serious, comrades! We are studying medicine, and medicine is a very rigorous subject! We must learn our skills well in order to contribute to socialism!! Zou Erwa's seriousness caused the students to laugh even more, and the laughter infected every student, laughing so really, so simple, many years later, many students are nostalgic for Zou Erwa's English tone of Chinese.

"Students, we've laughed and laughed, my performance is okay, let's take a look at the gift I brought to you - instant noodles! Yes, yes, it's 'Yingduo' instant noodles, ZQ's first local brand, the taste of hometown. ”

"Hehe~ That's a good feeling, it's for us to eat, classmate!" one classmate quipped.

Zou Erwa also knew that her classmates were joking, but she still hurriedly waved her hand and hurriedly clarified, for fear that these guys would take the joke seriously: "Sell, instant noodles are sold, of course, there are also gifts, and boiling water is given for free." ”

"Damn, you can figure it out, whose boiling water isn't free? Then let me ask how much is a bag of instant noodles? ”

"Not expensive, not expensive, 1.5 yuan/bag, and of course free hot water. After Zou Erwa introduced the price, she raised Uncle Yang's hand and showed the few bottles of hot water he was carrying.

"A bag, you need a bag, there is no money if you have more. ”

"I'll have a pack too. Several classmates came around, turning over inside the cardboard box, and some students took advantage of the chaos to pick up a bag and drive away.

"Hehe~, classmate, Sven, Sven, it's okay if you forget to give money, it's okay to give it to me later." Zou Erwa kept staring at the hand that reached into the box, who gave the money and who didn't, and she could see it clearly.

"We are all the pride of the sky, the image is tall, you are all handsome, Sven point, take your time, don't rob, you have it. ”

"Come, give you money" In the chaos, the classmate who took a bag of instant noodles couldn't avoid Zou Erwa's eyes, and finally obediently made up the money.

added a sentence in passing: "Hehe, it's okay, I know you're afraid of robbing it all, and I don't have to make up for you if the money is just right." ”

"Don't rob it, it's all reserved for your bedroom, it's definitely enough. Students, let me introduce myself: My name is Zou Erwa, remember it, 261 dormitory Zou Erwa, it's okay to call me Erwa!

Everyone stopped their movements and listened attentively to Zou Erwa's voice: "For everyone's sake, in order for everyone to get an early night's sleep, we will go to each bedroom to sell them from tomorrow night, and there will be more varieties of snacks at that time." ”

When Zou Erwa left, he informed everyone that he would come to sell it every day, so that everyone didn't have to run around so hard, and delivered directly to the door, and didn't forget to brag about how well he mixed in school before leaving, as if a phone call could attract thousands of troops and find Zou Erwa if there was something to do. Three pieces of instant noodles are not enough to sell in five or six dormitories, five or six dormitories can sell three pieces in one night, there are so many dormitories in this college, even if some dormitories don't want one day, a third chance of making money can keep you alive, it's perfect.

On the way back, Zou Erwa summed up today's situation and was very satisfied. The only drawback is that Uncle Yang's passion is not high, and his on-the-spot performance is a little worse, maybe it's the first time he can't let go of so many unfamiliar faces, and the cameo assistant is still good, shouldn't he be brainwashed.

"We have completed our goal for the day before we finish our one-story dormitory, should we both come and celebrate? Come on, Uncle Yang, you have worked hard today, let's divide this piece of instant noodles. "A piece of instant noodle cake is divided into two, Zou Erwa is half, Uncle Yang is half, the two eat with relish, and instant noodles are better than biscuits.

"I will also give you a part of the money we make today, but we have a more ambitious goal, we have to continue to snowball, so we can't move this money for the time being, we have to use it to buy hens for laying eggs, we have a mother we have more eggs, in order to make more money, but after a month, the money we earn will be distributed to you whether you want it or not, what do you think?

Uncle Yang walked a few steps in front, then stopped, turned his head to look at Zou Erwa, with his left hand behind his back and his right hand pointing ahead.

As soon as Sao Bao's action appeared, Zou Erwa immediately picked up a sentence: "At this moment, I want to chant a poem, right, Uncle Yang?"

"Yes, it is a poem, at this moment, my mood is surging and high-spirited, I want to chant a poem: Zou Erwa, Zou Erwa, you are too cowhide, too cowhide, boiled water has been sold by you for the price of meat, from now on the revolutionary road, we will join hands, hand in hand, you drink soup, I eat meat. ”

"Ha, ha, ha, Uncle Yang, you are so funny, what you just told you about the business, how do you think about it!"

"No problem, between our buddies, it's too cheesy to raise money!"

In fact, Uncle Yang is just joining in the fun, it is better to have money, it doesn't matter if there is no money, he has no loss, and he knows that Zou Erwa is the poorest one in the bedroom, even if he is embarrassed to ask for money.

Zou Erwa finally made a decision for Uncle Yang: "Damn, we are buddies, we can't be so unrighteous, let's say okay, we will divide the account in a month, just one month." ”

Many years later, Zou Erwa recalled that when she was studying, the people at that time were really pure.

Back in her bedroom, Zou Erwa threw away her shoes and didn't take off her socks, so she went into her bed and slowly counted today's harvest, one cent, two cents, eating instant noodles, feeling that life is so beautiful, fantasizing about continuing like this, not to mention her living expenses, you can also send some back home.

Looking at the colorful and green corner tickets, the block tickets, that is the hope of their own survival, tidying up the bent corners, neatly stacked one by one. In the confusion, the lights in the bedroom are turned on, the lights are turned off, and in the quiet night, some people are snoring, some people are grinding their teeth, some people are farting, some people are dreaming, it seems that this world is so plain, but it is so kind and beautiful.

The stars swirled in the night sky, faded away, and suddenly appeared. A cool breeze blew through, and a sporadic picture came to mind. In a state of dazed wontons, Zou Erwa felt that her body was floating softly in the boundless air, floating rapidly, the whirring wind blew in her ears, I don't know where she floated, she felt that her body was getting colder and colder in her sleep, and she couldn't help but reach out and grab the sheets covering her body, and she grabbed it several times.

"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!"

Drops of cold water dropped on Zou Erwa's face, her head was like the summer noon sun scorching, the swelling pain was unbearable, and in an instant, all the pictures were getting closer and clearer.

"Whew... Call... Whew...!" Zou Erwa felt like she was suffocating, her limbs kept shaking violently, struggling, and all she thought about was how to get rid of this shackle. There is only one thought in my heart, and that is to wake up.......

"Ahh

"Where is this? Why is it so cold? Why is there no sound of snoring in the bed, the sound of grinding teeth, everything is so quiet, only the sound of inopportune crickets ringing around me, haven't I been counting the money I have earned on the bed? dreaming? or crossing over?" reached out and messed around with everything around him, trying to grab something to prove that he was still sleeping on the bed in the dormitory and dreaming.

Reality once again shattered a trace of luck in Zou Erwa's heart, and what she grabbed in her hand was the grass with the fragrance of the earth. This is outrageous, isn't it? It's more terrifying than a nightmare. The nightmare is at least the moment I woke up, and now I am facing the nightmare in a waking state.

The waist is slammed into force, the legs are raised high and then the knee joints are quickly swung downward, the feet are on the ground, the shoulders are used as support points, supported on the ground, the hips are raised upward, and the abdomen is quickly tightened to drive the body upward, a perfect carp straightening.

"The carp is strong! Yes, the essentials of the movement are good, you are awake. A strange and familiar face appeared in Zou Erwa's pupils, what is going on, is it that he has fainted, is he dreaming?