Chapter 16: Miracles
"If you learn the knowledge of this chapter well, it will actually be of great benefit to you girls. ”
"Really?" Lu Yao still replied to Zou Erwa indifferently, wasn't it another classmate who came to talk to him because of his beauty.
It has been said in the "Lingshu Meridians": "The pulse of the large intestine hand Yangming, starting from the end of the second finger of the big finger, following the upper finger of the upper finger, out of the valley between the two bones, up into the two tendons, along the arm of the upper incorruptible, into the elbow outer inexpensive, upper face outer front inexpensive, upper shoulder, out of the iliac bone before the inexpensive upper part, upper out of the column bone, down into the missing basin, the lungs, the lower diaphragm, belong to the large intestine; ”
Zou Erwa casually recited the discussion of the Yang Ming veins of the large intestine hand in the foundational work of the meridian theory, without stagnation halfway.
This time, Lu Yao's eyes blinked involuntarily, but that's all, and he continued to bury his head in his book.
Hehe, look at how my brother conquers you.
Traditional Chinese medicine is the national treasure of our Chinese nation, and I went to medical school for the specialty of Chinese medicine, but I was assigned to the clinical major by mistake, and most of us studied Western medicine. I envy you!"
"What is there to envy? I look at these meridian diagrams and acupuncture points now, and my head is big! Every night when I go to bed, as long as I close my eyes, all that appears on my eyelids are red, red, blue, and blue meridians and muscle tissue. "Medical school students learn very boring things, especially traditional Chinese medicine, when they study in school, they basically spend time in memorizing prescriptions, recognizing medicinal materials, and drawing meridian diagrams, and they are not interested in Zou Erwa's remarks at all.
"He~he~, you didn't learn Chinese medicine like this, I'm not a student of your major, why do I know that the picture you drew is wrong, because I have eavesdropped on a few classes in your major. So I'll tell you about my learning experience, let's take the pulse of the large intestine hand Yangming. Zou Erwa raised her palm after speaking, and continued to talk to herself regardless of whether the other party looked at it or not, Lu Yao was just not interested in what she said, but she didn't scold, so there was hope to continue talking.
"You pay attention to the index finger of my left hand, the first acupuncture point of the Yangming vein of the large intestine is in the Shangyang acupoint of the index finger, yes, it is the finger with the most dirt in my nails, you see that the index finger is next to the side of the thumb, at the lower edge of the nail cover, this is the Shangyang acupoint! Do you understand!" This statement finally aroused Lu Yao's interest, this method of explanation is more clear and easy to understand, Zou Erwa saw Lu Yao open his lips and gestured to ask a question, and immediately stopped her from making a sound.
He continued to explain: "This acupuncture point, we usually use our hands to take it is very difficult, why, this acupuncture point is very small, generally with the thumb is not easy to press, we choose the top of the nail of the other hand, one centimeter, one centimeter to grope it, to press it, if you feel sore, then this part is Shangyang acupoint, of course, it is not so troublesome to use a needle." Don't look at this acupuncture point is very small, it has a lot of very important functions, because it is the starting point of the large intestine meridian, so its main symptom is detoxification and beauty, hey~~hey~~, so I said that girls should study this chapter seriously. ”
At this time, a few curious classmates gathered around Zou Erwa, either sitting or standing beside Erwa to listen to his novel explanation.
"Cough, cough, cough," Zou Erwa cleaned up her somewhat dry throat and continued to talk rhetorically: "We say in traditional Chinese medicine that the lungs are the main fur, and the fur is the skin and hair, our skin is white and tender, the luster is good or not, and acne and the like are all caused by the lungs; ”
"Then why do you say that pushing the Shangyang acupoint of the Yang Ming veins of the large intestine has the effect of detoxification and beauty?" One of the girls who supported her cheeks with both hands and listened to the explanation with all her strength asked Zou Erwa.
Don't worry, don't worry, didn't I say that my mouth was dry? Any of you has water for me to drink. Lu Yao seemed to understand Zou Erwa's eyes, unscrewed the lid of his water cup and handed it to him. poured a sip of water, and the aftertaste of the cup stimulated Zou Erwa's adrenal glands, and she spoke more energetically.
"Is it true that detoxification and beauty have nothing to do with the yang veins of the large intestine and hands? For example, the lungs are boys and the large intestines are girls, and the two of them are husband and wife. In this way, we can easily understand the relationship between them. ”
Zou Erwa continued: "The things that are negative in the lungs and cannot be excreted can be excreted through the large intestine. It's like when a man encounters a setback outside, he comes home to talk to a woman and resolve it. If the lung function loses the balance of yin and yang, toxins in the body will accumulate in the large intestine meridian. For example, to treat acne rashes on the face and eczema on the body, you only need to adjust every acupuncture point on the Yangming meridians of the large intestine and open up the Yangming meridians of the large intestine to heal. ”
"Some students may refute that opening up the Yangming meridians of the large intestine can be so effective? First, the lungs and the large intestine are on the same surface; second, the Yangming veins of the large intestine belong to the Yangming meridians in the meridians. ”
"Then how do you dredge it?" asked a classmate.
"Don't be in a hurry, listen to me explain it to you in detail. ”
"I think the students who have studied the Yangming in the Yangming Sutra can understand it, so the meaning of the Yangming Sutra is a meridian with strong qi and blood. In the large intestine hand Yang Ming meridians, the original qi and blood are very vigorous, if the yang qi is too strong through this meridian to discharge the fire, so it has the function of controlling the body's yang qi. For example, we occasionally have swelling on our hands, and the reason for the swelling is that the fire in the Yangming meridians of the large intestine is too strong, and as long as the fire is discharged from the body, this swelling will gradually disappear.
"Of course, how to get through it? There must be a way. At this time, the sweat on Zou Erwa's forehead was gently wiped away by a girl next to her with a hand towel, and the temperature around her was a few degrees higher, not as cold as just now, presumably because the classmates around her were getting more and more together.
Oh, the highest level of the so-called pretending is that you pretend to be forced without a trace of artificiality, low-key, sleek, elastic, and deep; Not exaggerated, not high-profile, not publicity, there is no lack of outstanding literary brilliance in the connotation, as the so-called this is the highest state of pretending to be forced, this is the real forcing God! This sentence to describe Zou Erwa at this time is appropriate, just right, completely tailor-made.
After brewing in her mind for a while, Zou Erwa gave the answer: "There are four treatment methods, taking medicine, scraping, pushing, and acupuncture, and you can see that three of these treatment options belong to the category of traditional Chinese medicine." ”
"Poof~呲~," and then laughed. "Ha~ha~ha~" Lu Yao was sitting opposite the white-skinned boy who laughed wildly: "This classmate, do you know what you are talking about? Ridiculous! Ignorant, unlearned, unskilled! You have to count it as taking Chinese medicine, right? Prescriptions such as anti-pigmentation and indigo drink, five-flavor disinfectant drink, etc., can be used internally or externally to treat this disease!
"Heh, heh" Zou Erwa replied with a smile and humility: "This classmate is very right, but it's not right, Western medicine also has medicine for this kind of disease, I just thought about it for a while, I just don't want to say it so absolutely." ”
Every girl has her own male god, and the switch between the fan girl and the soft girl is often just a thought.
"Gua sha will also detoxify and nourish the skin?" Lu Yao looked at Zou Erwa with adoring eyes, eager to know the specific answer.
"We can use the method of gua sha to scrape out the accumulated poison inside, which is simple and effective. The acne on the face is actually the body's automatic detoxification, but we can also excrete the evil qi in the lungs through the large intestine by pushing the Shangyang acupoint, so as to achieve the effect of detoxification and beauty. ”
A boy with crooked lips on the sidelines squeezed into the innermost layer and walked up to Zou Erwa: "Classmate, my teeth hurt now, it is estimated that I have been on fire in the past two days, can you help me treat and treat, at least help me reduce the pain!"
"That's right, just talking about not practicing fake tricks, is it not Master Zhao who talks on paper? Can you show a hand to everyone. The white-skinned boy squeezed Zou Erwa, and saw through at a glance that Zou Erwa belonged to a freshman who had just entered the school, and it was possible to carry theoretical knowledge on his back, but he had absolutely no practical experience, so he finally seized the opportunity to ridicule the other party, how could he let it go easily?
Everyone followed suit, and most of the students did have an attitude of observing and learning, and even the senior students who were watching were in the same mood.
"Classmate, just help me, ouch! Ouch! I can't speak, my mouth hurts my teeth. ”
"Yes, help him treat it!" the classmates all begged Zou Erwa.
This is too big, and Zou Erwa, who has theoretical knowledge, is very familiar with it, but it actually belongs to the eldest girl on the sedan chair -- the first time! The so-called doctor's parents' heart, Zou Erwa's face did not fluctuate, carefully examined, her face was flushed, her gums were red and swollen, and there was blood overflowing from the gums on the right side of the press, and the smell was fishy.
"Classmate, any of you have silver needles, you can do without silver needles, and Lu Yao, you have to be my assistant, wait and act according to my orders, I will show you that Chinese medicine is not the magic stick medicine that some people say. ”
A classmate took out a pin with a faint body fragrance from his underwear and handed it to Zou Erwa.
Instructed Lu Yao to grab the earlobe on the other party's right side close to his cheek with his fingers, take a long breath, settle down, the pin is not sterilized, silently recite for a few seconds, take the needle and gently press the needle on the other party's left side of the Hegu acupoint, so that in about a minute, the toothache classmate's cracked lips slowly closed, the frowning brows on his face stretched, and his expression became comfortable, as if enjoying a massage.
"It's comfortable, it's so comfortable! I don't have any pain in my teeth when I talk now, as if I was yelling a few times, Divine Doctor! The classmate with a toothache felt that his teeth were no longer painful, so he split Zou Erwa's hand that was still applying needles on his face, and hugged Zou Erwa tightly.
"Classmate, you are too good X, you will be my eldest brother in the future, the matter of a sentence in the sea of swords, the imaging department - Zhou Baitong. "Then you will worship your head as a brother of the opposite sex.
"What are you all doing? Disperse, who's causing trouble here!" The administrator, who had just woken up, found a group of students gathered in the eastern corner of the library, fearing that there would be a sudden incident of a fight, so he hurriedly ran up and scolded his classmates.
"Spread out! Spread out!"