Chapter 15 Deadline

In the evening of the same day, when Jiang Che went out to eat, he bought a stack of rice paper with a good texture, a bottle of ink and a brush, all of which were the most ordinary.

I went back to my room and cut the paper, nailed it with a needle and thread, and turned it into a simple thread-bound book.

The calligraphy that I have been forced to learn for so many years finally comes in handy.

When he wrote the five words "Nine Turns of the Golden Body" on the cover, Jiang Che was a little ashamed, in the age of innocence, two lives as a human being, and the reborn deceived him.

The contents of it have been replaced with a small block of flyheads.

Jiang Che divided it into three parts.

The first part is the main body, Jiang Che sorted out, supplemented, and improved what he said to Zhao Wuliang that day and the concepts contained therein.

In short, it's still the same purpose, try to let people who are too addicted and fanatical go a different way, to create a so-called stable aura. Go home, work, live, lie down and rest when you are tired, and go to the hospital when you are sick......

Because qigong is only the stage of acquired exercises, because in this way, can there be a stable aura.

In the second part, in order to maintain the consistency of the remarks and to make it easy for people to believe, Jiang Che sorted out a complete set of realm systems based on online novels, and then buried several perception pits in accordance with the methods commonly used in qigong propaganda nowadays.

For example, the eyebrows are hot, such as the black hole in the palm......

In fact, these are normal phenomena that will occur when people pay too much attention to a certain part of the body and exert too much force, but people who are addicted to it will have subjective misunderstandings.

The third part is the most difficult to write, because since this is a practice method, it can't be without a cultivation mode, even if it's just a variety of strange postures and movements like the current qigong.

Jiang Che thought about it for a long time, and first read a few descriptions of cultivation that are common in novels, such as what kind of breath is like a line, what kind of breath is like a spring, etc., and the big and small Zhou Tian cycles and so on.

Then, all the movements, postures, and breathing techniques, he decided to follow yoga.

In his previous life, because he had invested in a friend's yoga studio, Jiang Che knew a lot of these things, and when he wrote it, he changed his face to make it a little more mysterious, but in fact, in essence, it is still yoga.

"It's a little shoddy, but it doesn't hurt anyone, does it?"

As for whether others will believe this thing? It will definitely not work in the next generation, and it may be locked up as a psychopath.

But now, Jiang Che looked at a few qigong magazines borrowed from the owner of the small inn at hand, the photos in them, the master stretched out his hand on the stage, and tens of thousands of people below danced wildly, among which there were many "big people", and the special function master in it introduced that Marvel's superheroes were crying and trembling when they saw it......

How much do people in this era believe in the power of qigong? The poet Hai Zi, who committed suicide by lying on the rails in 1989, wrote in advance in his suicide note: "Father, mother, and younger brother, if I am schizophrenic, or commit suicide, or die suddenly, you must seek revenge from a certain cadre, but you must first learn qigong well.

So, no problem at all.

After writing the "Exercise Cheats", Jiang Che slept solidly all night.

No matter what kind of mood he was in, and no matter whether the conditions of the five-dollar hotel were a little worse, this was the first time he had a good night's sleep since the day he came home from school.

Because waking up is the deadline, the first paragraph of this trip to Shenghai is coming to an end.

Even if you are still unwilling, still depressed and annoyed, but after working hard, in the end, you can do nothing, which is actually a relief.

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February 1, 1992.

In the morning, Jiang Che went around to the place where he had last met Zhao Wuliang to take a look, but he didn't see anyone, and he didn't know if he couldn't wait to give up, or if he was fooled back by the master again.

At about two o'clock in the afternoon, Jiang Che had nothing to do and decided to take another look.

As soon as he appeared at the intersection, Zhao Wuliang pounced like a wolf, but there was an excited smile on his face, and there seemed to be tears in his eyes, "Master Han, I, I come and wait every day, I thought the master was not coming......"

"What I promised, I will definitely do it", Jiang Che looked at Zhao Wuliang from head to toe, "Are you okay?"

"It's okay, it's okay", Zhao Wuliang was a little excited, took out the money from his pocket and said, "Master Han, look, I want the money back." ”

"Oh, they didn't embarrass you?"

"At the beginning, I contacted a group of people privately at the beginning, and went to ask Master Zhu of Hualong Shengong for tuition repayment, saying that we would not study. He refused to retreat and threatened not to force him to hurt anyone. ”

"And then?"

Zhao Wuliang made a righteous gesture and said, "Then everyone else was scared, didn't dare to say anything, and was pressed down." I remember what Master Han said to me, so I stood up and asked him to take action and beat me with anger......"

"You stood up alone?" Jiang Che asked.

"Well, but I didn't dare to get too close. Zhao Wuliang was a little ashamed.

Jiang Che became interested, and asked with a smile: "Then did he make a move?"

"He's stupid, and so are the others, they're all wondering if I've gotten the gong from Master Han, so I'm not afraid. Zhao Wuliang looked smug and continued: "I just stood there and waited for him to let out his anger and beat me, but he said...... He said that he was helping the country to hold two satellites in the universe in the past few days, and also said that our satellites were fighting with American satellites, and it would not work without his help...... In short, he didn't have any extra anger to worry about me. ”

"......" Jiang Che imagined the picture, the sect of the small park, Zhao Wuliang was righteous and Ling Ran, and Master Zhu said seriously about his helplessness in holding up the satellite...... I almost didn't laugh out loud.

Zhao Wuliang on the side was still emotional, waved his hands and said: "Then everyone else has the courage, we will surround him, don't let him go, and ask him to return the money." Anyway, there are many people, more or less withdrawn, and there are also disciples in other sects who want to drop out and come to learn real skills from Master Han, but I haven't paid tuition from them, so it's not good to stand out for them......"

This is going to make a big fuss, Jiang Che thought about it, even if there would be no trouble, he couldn't let Zhao Wuliang toss like this anymore.

It's a pity that it's too late to stop it now, and when he saw nearly a hundred people rushing towards him from all directions, Jiang Che subconsciously wanted to escape, but it was too late.

In another small dilapidated park, the crowd looked at Master Han Li earnestly...... Although a few days ago, many of them were still aggressive, and they almost beat Jiang Che.

Now, on the stone table in front of Jiang Che was a stack of banknotes of various denominations.

Collect?

"Of course I accept it, my identity has not been revealed, and under the general situation, there is no danger, why not accept it? And almost all of this money is from the hands of that Hualong Shengong Zhu Master, because of me, they want to come back, in fact, they have already been cheated away", Jiang Che discussed with himself in his heart, "It's good that I didn't take the opportunity to ask for more, and I can still help their lives get back on track...... Forget it, don't be hypocritical, don't comfort yourself, in fact, I'm not a good person, or I just want to use the money to buy a call warrant. ”

A set of warrants may be more than a dozen or hundreds of thousands, which is equal to millions in later generations...... Jiang Che can do a lot of things with it, and he can't resist such a temptation.

After making up his mind and making up his mind, Jiang Che smiled and said flatly: "But I have to leave Shenghai today and go elsewhere." ”

"We know, Zhao Wuliang has said that the master is unwilling to show his face, and with our little money, it is not enough to let the master pass on the exercises himself, and the master is willing to leave the exercises, we are already very satisfied. ”

A group of people said one after another.

Compared to those masters, I do seem to charge a low fee, do you want to ......

Forget it, Jiang Che finally decided to accept it as soon as he saw it, took out the thread-bound booklet and handed it to Zhao Wuliang, and then told him to let everyone copy it.

That's it, he was still dragged by the fanatics to talk for more than an hour. During this time, in addition to flickering, talking about the knowledge points of fantasy novels, and talking about the black hole in the palm of his hand, Jiang Che spent most of his time doing the same thing:

Those who leave their jobs are advised to go to work hard, those who leave their homes and jobs are advised to go home to work, and those who are sick are advised to go to the hospital......

In fact, Jiang Che himself didn't know that what he was doing now was equivalent to establishing a new qigong system for this era - distinguishing between the acquired stage and the innate stage.

And the acquired stage in his system is that he should live a normal life and create a stable aura before he can cultivate, and if he is sick, it is impossible to be cured by qigong.

Relying on the prestige accumulated by mistake and flickering that day, as well as the heroic performance of Zhao Wuliang, the "eldest disciple", Jiang Che temporarily reluctantly persuaded most people to accept his new qigong theory.

Raised his hand and looked at the watch on his wrist that his father gave him when he was admitted to the secondary school - it was a quarter past four in the afternoon.

The cut-off time for the sale of call warrants is five o'clock.

Gotta go.

Jiang Che forcibly found an excuse to get up, called Zhao Wuliang over, and walked to the corner of the park.

"How much money do you have?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ All, one hundred and twenty. I've spent more than a dozen dollars on food these days. ”

"......" This is too sincere, Jiang Che took out one hundred and twenty yuan, put it in his hand and said, "When they copy a few copies, you can take the original and go home." ”

After speaking, he reached out and patted Zhao Wuliang's shoulder.

Zhao Wuliang looked up at him, and his eyes instantly moistened......

"What's wrong?" Jiang Chexin said that this was also a bit too moved, right?

Zhao Wuliang's eyes lit up: "Master Han, did you pass on the gong to me just now?" I felt it, and my shoulders were hot, and I ...... just now I feel like my meridians ......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Go home, and in two days, you'll have to get me out of the way. ”

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Master Han Li said goodbye and disappeared, which was very much in line with the character of a master in the worldβ€”as for the form of his reappearance and the craze he caused later, Jiang Che couldn't imagine it now.

At this time, he was running on the road, and the money had already been counted, more than two thousand seven hundred points, plus his own part, more than three thousand one hundred ......

Finally, you can buy another set of call warrants.

Rejoicing and tearful...... It's also a little sad.

The great reborn opened the road to riches, the first wave of fraud parents, the second wave of fraud qigong fanatics...... What a reborn, a proper fraudster.

It's just shameless, how did I get mixed up like this?!

Shenghai was still big in 1992, and Xie Xing's Industrial and Commercial Bank of China was too far away, running blindly all the way, and it took about half an hour before Jiang Che found the first warrant sales point.

"What's going on? Why are there so many people today?"

Looking at the long queue of hundreds of meters outside the sales point, Jiang Che was stunned.

Walked to the end of the line and asked casually.

"Don't you know? On the last day, someone calculated at noon that the state originally planned to sell 10 million pieces this time, but then it couldn't sell them, so the plan was lowered to 5 million...... But you know how many have been sold so far?"

The other party asked and answered: "It's more than one million, so the winning rate is actually not too low, and you have to make money, especially if you have a hundred consecutive numbers, you are not afraid of not being able to shake it, and you can earn it steadily." It's a pity that I made up for it, and I got 20 pieces of money. ”

Understood, Jiang Che tiptoed and looked at the length of the line.

"Can the fucking guy in front of you hurry up?!" The buddy who had just spoken was at the end of the line, anxious and frustrated, "It's over, it's too late, it's a death rule now, every card has to be registered, it's so slow." ”

It seems that the situation has changed a lot in the past few days, Jiang Che estimated the speed of the team's march, and there was no chance to line up here, and if he wanted to register, he didn't have Sheng Hai's ID card!

I used to think that the salesman was begging to buy it, and he was not afraid of being unlicensed, but now it is different.

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