Chapter 337: Ace vs. Ace (2)

After the end of the first link "Do You Have Me or No", the Youth Invincible Team dedicated a self-written short play to the audience to pay tribute to "The Legend of the White Snake".

Taking advantage of Guan Tong's opportunity to go to the bathroom, the assistant Brother Wang quietly instructed Guan Tong along the way:

"Xiaotong, let's not be so real, although it's a game, but don't spoil our image too much, forget to bring paper to the toilet, the girl said it's not good. ”

"What's this!"

"That...... Also, let's don't offend people when we speak, you look at Li Fan, you can't find fault with every word in public, who you joke with and who you don't talk to, and how big the scale is, he is very measured. ”

"Oh, really?"

"We have to adapt to the domestic cultural atmosphere as soon as possible, for example, people with a character like Li Fan are the most mixed in our country. ”

"Cheerful and funny?"

Brother Wang shook his head and said, "That's not what I mean. Li Fan is round on the outside and strong on the inside, hiding the edge, his sleek attitude can make him comfortable in social communication, and the inside is strong, and he has a stubborn adherence to himself in the depths of his heart. ”

Guan Tong said: "Brother Wang, are you sure you graduated from elementary school?"

Brother Wang grinned, "I didn't listen to Sister Jiang yet, Sister Jiang always likes Li Fan! Sister Jiang didn't let other agents take you directly, but let you follow Li Fan to participate in some shows first, why?"

Guan Tong said suspiciously: "Yes, why?"

"Sister Jiang hopes to be with a good guy, so that you can have a reference to influence you when you re-enter this circle.

The entertainment industry is a big dye vat, in fact, celebrities are easy to be corroded," Brother Wang whispered, "Sister Jiang said, there are many agents who have problems with their own conduct and values, instead of handing you over to them, it is better to let you be with Li Fanduo, you can be taken care of in your career, and there is also a benchmark in your life that affects you." ”

Guan Tong suddenly, "Oh, thank you for my godmother!"

Brother Wang sighed: "Tut, Li Fan's personality is really likable." ”

"Li Fan is just outside the garden, so what kind of character do I have?" Guan Tong's eyes suddenly lit up, "I know, I'm just outside and just inside!"

Brother Wang said in his heart: You are not just on the outside and just on the inside, you are actually a "well"!

Guan Tong said confidently: "Don't worry, I'm already trying to adapt, and I've learned a lot now!"

Brother Wang said happily: "Oh, is it?"

"Well, I'm able to cross the road with ease now!"

Well, what a "well girl" you are!

After a break of more than 20 minutes, the host Shen Tao took the stage and said, "Our next link, "Classic Microphone"!"

Rules: One team solves the problem, and the other team challenges.

If the title of the old artist team is "The Legend of the White Snake", then the Youth Invincible Team needs to send 4 members to the stage to accept this challenge.

The four team members sit in seats 1, 2, 3, and 4 in order, and everyone except the person in seat 1 wears headphones and eye patches to completely block out the outside world.

When No. 1 sees the question, ask No. 2 to take off the blindfold (but not the headphones). No. 1 has 1 minute to show the question to No. 2, and then pass it on in turn, No. 2 to No. 3, No. 3 to No. 4, and No. 4 to give the answer based on No. 3's performance.

During the competition, the relay performances are independent of each other, and after the performance of No. 1 to No. 2 is completed, any valid information must be prohibited from being passed to No. 3 and No. 4.

The performer cannot say words that have any practical meaning, but onomatopoeia can be used, and the performer cannot ask the performer direct questions such as whether it is an XXX TV series.

The scope of the topic is the classic film and television dramas in the history of China.

After the rules were introduced, Shen Tao said: "Okay, the rules are very simple, the game is not simple, first of all, I invite the old artist team to give the youth invincible team a question!"

The stars of the old artist team gathered together and discussed in a low voice:

"There are several post-zeros over there, and they may not have heard of our questions. ”

"It's so easy to solve them, I want to come up with one, "Desire"! It's been 28 years since the premiere, and when it premiered, the oldest of them wasn't born yet!"

Zhang Yi said disgustedly: "You can't do this, it's too simple, "thirsty", perform a drink of water, "look", cover your hand on your forehead, and look into the distance!"

"Then let's make a "Never Look Away"!"

Shen Feng shook his head: "This is also simple: after waving your hand, open your eyes and lie down on the ground, isn't this just dead and blind?"

"Eh, I want to come up with a ruthless one!" Zhang Lin lowered his voice and said: "An old black and white movie more than 60 years ago, "Railway Guerrilla"!"

Shen Feng burst into laughter: "Your Majesty, you are also ruthless, when there is this movie, their grandfather may still play with mud." ”

Cai Fen said: "That's it! Shen Tao, we're done with the question!"

Shen Tao: "Okay, please write the question on the answer board, and be careful not to let Li Fan nearby see it!"

Li Fan lifted a few bottles of mineral water from the sponsor in his hand, his face was full of innocence, "I'm here to send water to my seniors!"

Shen Feng rolled his eyes, "I believe in your evil!"

The youth invincible team began to arrange troops, and in the end, Wang Yu sent Li Fan, Yu Lele, Yang Xiyu, and Shen Yue to fight, and they sat on the four seats of 1, 2, 3, and 4 respectively.

After the others put on headphones and blindfolds, Shen Feng said, "Please staff, show Li Fan the title." ”

When Li Fan first took over the topic, he heard many audience members shouting:

"Li Fan, come on!"

"You are invincible!"

"Come on!"

……

Shen Feng in the audience said unwillingly: "This is popular, it's too annoying! Let me tell you, no matter how powerful Li Fan is, it's useless, it depends on whether his teammates are fighting or not!"

After Li Fan smiled, he glanced at the topic, and then fainted.

Have they ever heard of "Railway Guerrilla"? Even if they have heard it, how can I convey it to my teammates?

Shen Tao: "Time, start." ”

Li Fan hurriedly patted Yu Lele, and after Yu Lele took off the blindfold, Li Fan's performance began.

He starts by raising 5 fingers.

Yu Lele: "Oh, five words?"

Li Fan nodded violently, and then said in an onomatopoeic voice: "Ku Wipe Ku Rub ......"

Yu Lele's eyebrows were furrowed, staring at Li Fan's mouth shape, and guessed: "Split?"

(The audience erupts in laughter.) )

Li Fan shook his head quickly, "Ku Rub Ku Rub ......"

Yu Lele: "Pants?"

Li Fan shook his head again, and after thinking about it, come on, let's get the last three words first, he leaned down when he thought of this, leaned forward with his hands alternately, and made a dog planing motion.

"Swimming?"

Li Fan nodded happily and raised three fingers.

Yu Lele was overjoyed: "Three words? swimming trunks, ah, swimming trunks!"

Li Fan made a mistake, his head shook into a rattle, and the audience at the scene leaned back and fell in laughter.

Li Fan raised three more fingers and shook them at her, she still said: "Three words, "swimming trunks"!"

Li Fan was helpless and poked the stage with his hand.

"Stage, runway show?"

Everyone said in their hearts, this association is really fine, swimming trunks, stage, T runway show

Li Fan pointed upward, and then he was so anxious that he lowered his body and poked the stage five or six times.

"Ahh

Li Fan nodded wildly like a chicken pecking rice, and then quickly raised three fingers again.

"Ground, three, three, third?"

Li Fan wiped his sweat and shaved a few more times.

"Swim!"

Li Fan nodded, and learned to crow: "Cluck......"

"Brother?"

Li Fan shook his head, how else can this "guerrilla" perform?

Li Fan replaced the gun with his hand, and "fired" dubbing: "biubiubiu!"

When Yu Lele frowned, the countdown began.

10!

9!

……

Li Fan hurriedly raised the gesture of "8", and at this time, seeing that Yu Lele finally came to his senses, he helped his next teammate Yang Xiyu take off the blindfold and prepare to perform and pass.

Li Fan sighed, and said in his heart that this is too difficult, much more difficult than doing academics, but fortunately, Yu Lele finally understood!

Did Yu Lele understand? Obviously impossible.

The answers of the "railway guerrillas" were passed on in turn, and finally Shen Yue was responsible for giving the answers.

Shen Tao said, "Shen Yue, what is your answer?"

Shen Yue said confidently: "The movie "Let's Swim", it's too simple!"

Li Fan collapsed at that time, where is this! Why did "Railway Guerrilla" become "Let's Swim"?

Yang Xiyu was still nodding there, "Well, yes, that's it!"

Shen Tao laughed: "Haha, congratulations, it's wrong! Youth Invincible Team 0 points!"

Li Fan was speechless, "Big brother and sister, how did you guess "Let's Swim"? I'm also drunk!"

Yu Lele also said puzzledly: "I'm also drunk, it's obviously "Journey to the West"!"

Li Fan looked at Yu Lele with a confused expression, okay, you started to be wrong from here? From "Railway Guerrilla" to "Journey to the West", and then to "Let's Swim", how did you do it?

Shen Tao smiled: "Come, let's restore the process." Let's talk about why it's "Let's Swim" first!"

Yang Xiyu began to perform paddling, and said, "This is swimming," and then she raised the gesture of "8", "This is 8, isn't it "Swimming" together?"

Yu Lele was about to cry, "What about my "biubiubiu", I forgot to say "Dengden waiting, Dengdengwaiting", this is obviously the beginning of "Journey to the West"!"

"Eh, I didn't pay attention to that biubiubiu! and what does that "8" mean. ”

"I don't know, Li Fan passed it on to me!"

The teammates all looked at Li Fan, and Li Fan at this time was full of lovelessness.

Li Fan clenched his fists: "I'm convinced, everyone!" "Journey to the West" begins with "Lose it, lose it, wait for Deng", not biubiubiu!"

Shen Tao said: "Li Fan, you give everyone another performance." ”

"Okay, everyone, pay attention. Library Wipe Library Wipe Library Wipe ......"

Because now everyone has taken off their headphones, unlike before, they need to read lips, so everyone guesses in seconds: "Train!"

Li Fan shook his head.

"Rails?"

Li Fan made a swimming shape, and the stars said in unison: "Swim!"

Li Fan replaced the gun with his hand, "biubiubiu!"

"Shoot?"

"Railroad tracks, swimming, shooting, railroad guerrillas?"

Li Fan nodded happily: "Well, yes! It's that simple!"

"But what does that "8" mean?"

Li Fan opened his finger and signaled to everyone, "Isn't this the right number!" The "team" of the "railway guerrillas"!"

Everyone coughed up blood:

"Li Fan, are you a pictogram?"

"You ask 100 people is also 8, who would have thought that it was the right sign?"

"Li Fan, your "team" is too abstract!"

……

Shen Tao: "This "Railway Guerrilla" is a movie work from the 50s of the last century!"

Wang Yu said: "In the 50s of the last century, you were so ruthless, my grandfather may have just been able to climb at that time!"

A burst of laughter erupted in the old artists' team.

Shen Tao: "Please come back to the youth invincible team and give questions to the old artist team!"

Li Fan and others got together to study:

"Let's make a "Bao Qingtian"?"

"No, draw a crescent moon on your forehead, everyone can guess at once, how about "Don't Talk to Strangers"?"

"This is the shadow of my childhood, this is done!"

Li Fan said: "We can also come up with a "Mr. Liaozhai", we can't play it at all, Liaozhai, Mr., how can this be played? It's much more difficult than "Railway Guerrilla". ”

Wang Yu whispered: "When I think of that TV series, I think of that sentence: Sir, sir......"

Li Fan thought of the bed scene there......

The youth invincible team came out with this "Mr. Liaozhai", and sure enough, the other party couldn't go on at all on the first pass, making the emperor so anxious that he was sweating.

The laughter in the audience didn't stop all the time, this scene was filmed by Huang Ama, why can't you perform it?

In the third round, the old artist team gave a 02-year-old work "Half Life", but how to play the word "half"?

……

In the fifth round, Li Fan came up with a ruthless one: "Journey to the East"! As a result, the old artist team was wrong from the very beginning.

Shen Feng raised three fingers, and then performed swimming, Zhang Lin nodded, "Understood!"

Shen Feng pointed to the east side, and Zhang Lin made an OK finger, it was too simple.

Three words, and pointed to the "west", and the word "swimming", isn't it "Journey to the West"?

Zhang Lin passed the answer to No. 3 Zhang Yi, and he took the lead in saying: "Lose it, lose it, wait for Deng, wait for Deng, wait for Deng, wait for Deng!"

Shen Feng covered his forehead in pain when he heard this!

When Cai Fen confidently gave the answer, the old artist team was all stunned.

"Huh? "Journey to the East"? Why isn't it "Journey to the West"?"

Shen Feng: "I'm so angry that my liver hurts, am I "lost", I'll ask you, am I "lost", am I "lost"?"

Zhang Lin said: "I'm not afraid that the understanding behind me will not be in place, so I will add a "lose it!"

Shen Feng smiled and pointed to the "east" side, "This is called "east"!" He made a swimming shape again, "This is called swimming! Isn't this obvious?"

Zhang Lin said suspiciously: "Aren't you referring to the west?"

"That's the east!"

Seeing this, Shen Tao hurriedly inserted an advertisement, he took out his mobile phone and said: "Wait a minute, whether it is east or west, let's open Dahua mobile phone and find the "compass" in the "toolbox", yo, Dahua mobile phone tells us that you are both wrong, that is the north side, it should be a "north" travelogue!"

After the audience laughed, Shen Feng said to the youth invincible team in the audience: "Sure enough, the simpler it is, the more dangerous it is, which of you bastards came up with this question?"

Everyone pointed at Li Fan, the bastard.

Huang Ama asked: "What about the previous "Mr. Liaozhai"?"

Everyone pointed to Li Fan again!

Li Fan grinned: "It's okay, we're all 0-0 now, let's hurt each other!"

In the next part of this link, various topics came out one after another, and the various confused states of the stars caused the audience to laugh one after another.

Titled "Dolphin Bay Lovers", after Cai Fen "swimmed", she pouted her buttocks and patted it, and Shen Feng blurted out: "Swimming, ass, have farts?"

Wang Yu said in a low voice: "Just let it go!"

……

The title "Ma Yongzhen", Zhang Lin did a galloping horse, and then performed "pricking himself with a needle" without physical objects, and deliberately pointed to the "needle", as a result, his teammates guessed "Huanzhu Gege......

……

The most successful performance came from Li Fan.

The other party came out with a "Deer and Ding Ji", how to perform this?

Li Fan had an idea, took off Yu Lele's blindfold, and stretched out three fingers to Yu Lele.

"Three words!

Li Fan lifted a finger, "poofed" to Yu Lele, and kissed it.

Yu Lele was confused.

Li Fan raised two fingers and took another "pop".

Yu Lele was still confused.

Three-mouth, four-mouthed...... After the seventh bite, it's over.

Yu Lele said: "Teacher Li, go on!"

Shen Tao quipped on the side: "Look, it's not enough!"

In the laughter at the scene, Li Fan raised three fingers again, and then raised the finger representing "7", and then "poofed".

Yu Lele understood in an instant, and happily passed it to the people behind him.

In the end, because the seven mouths of this "Po" were easy to pass on, when it was passed to Shen Yue at the end, he said categorically: "The Story of Deer and Ding"!"

……

The last question is "Shang Beach".

When the answer was revealed, the audience sang along with the music:

"The waves are running and the waves are flowing,

Thousands of miles of waves and rivers never end,

Exhausted of the world's things,

Mix up and surging a trend

It's joy, it's sorrow,

I can't tell the difference between laughter and sorrow in the waves,

Success, failure,

There is no sign in the waves.

……”

On and off the stage, 3,000 people sang classic songs, and many elderly people began to "tear up".

Time is fleeting, the years are ruthless, the waves are panning for gold, but the classics will last forever.

38 years have passed, Zhang Zhi reminisced about his youth, couldn't help but burst into tears, bowed his head and whimpered.