Chapter 7 Fat man, there are dogs

After returning to the rented house, Chen Yang carried the tilapia and knocked on the door of the chartered woman with courage, I don't know why, Chen Yang's right eye kept jumping, saying that his left eye was jumping and his right eye was jumping, Chen Yang felt that something bad was about to happen.

"Who. ”

"Wait a minute, I'm making a face mask. ”

Hearing this familiar voice, Chen Yang's whole body was inexplicably tense, even more terrifying than when he heard the charter wife.

After the door opened, a woman wearing a mask appeared in front of Chen Yang's eyes, the huge mask couldn't cover the big face, the arms were as thick as a tree stump, and the body was not much better than Chen Yang, because it was shorter than Chen Yang, it looked more like a bucket.

As soon as the girl saw Chen Yang, her face was like a flower, and the mask was shattered by the smile on her face.

"Brother Chen, why are you. The girl was so excited that she couldn't speak incoherently.

"How did you take the initiative to come to me, how did you know that I was home today. The girl seemed to realize something, covered her face, and screamed at a high decibel level: "Ah, people haven't put on makeup yet." ”

With a "bang", the door was slammed shut.

Chen Yang, who was stunned throughout the whole process, was full of the shock brought to him by this fat girl, and some memories of her came to his mind one after another.

Her name is Ma Cuihua, and she charters the eldest daughter of Sister Ma.

One of Chen Yang's nightmares, unlike her mother, Ma Cuihua seems to have special feelings for him, and once said that the two of them are a match made in heaven, and they come to harass him every once in a while, but fortunately, not long ago, the charter wife introduced her to a job in the city, so that Chen Yang could get out of her harassment.

Chen Yang pinched his fingers and counted, today is Saturday There is no doubt that this Ma Cuihua is at home.

Forget it, I still don't send fish, it's important to save my life.

When Chen Yang turned around to slip away, the door opened again.

Chen Yang turned his head with difficulty, looking at Ma Cuihua, who was wearing heavy makeup, and almost spit out all the sour water, huge blush, and crimson lipstick...... The scene was so shocking that Chen Yang couldn't even describe it, it was just spicy eyes to the limit.

"This fish is for your mother. Chen Yang hurriedly put the fish down.

"Brother Chen, you still send me fish, how do you know, I like to eat fish the most. Ma Cuihua took the fish in Chen Yang's hand, and did not forget to sneak the back of Chen Yang's hand, and said with a shy: "I didn't think about it, Brother Chen is so good to me, do you want to come in and sit down and eat together at night." ”

Chen Yang was touched and had goosebumps all over his body.

Slipped away.

He really didn't have the courage to stay any longer, staying with someone like her, he would rather be locked up with the tiger, and fortunately he wasn't live now, otherwise he would really be used as a joke by those tourists to mock him for the rest of his life.

"Brother Chen, I'll help you clean your room tomorrow. ”

"No, not really. Chen Yang touched his little heart, and suddenly remembered that Sister Ma had her own room key, and her daughter must have it, it seemed that Ma Cuihua helped clean the room before, Chen Yang looked at the lock, it seemed that it was time to change the lock.

"Brother Chen, go slowly, why are you still shy. ”

Chen Yang didn't almost fall.

Shy of your sister.

Chen Yang took a simple shower.

After eating the bucket of instant noodles, he fell asleep.

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The next day, Chen Yang slept until he woke up naturally, and he didn't think that after waking up, he could almost have lunch, and there was no barrage in the live broadcast room.

"What time is the live broadcast? ”

"Fat man, are you up?"

.......

Today is Sunday, Chen Yang thought that most people were lying in bed, but he didn't think that there were already people waiting for him in the live broadcast room, it wouldn't be that he was too excited to catch a big fish yesterday, which caused these tourists to be full of expectations.

However, he now has no fishing rod, and he has to find a way to get a good fishing rod, but thinking about the money in his hand now, it is estimated that he can't afford a better fishing rod.

Chen Yang turned on the live broadcast system.

"Good morning, audience friends. ”

"Fat man, you are finally willing to go online. ”

"Are you going to get that big fish today? ”

Chen Yang shook his head: "I have to make a fishing rod first, yesterday's fishing rod exploded." ”

"Just buy a good one, don't you. ”

"The rod is not very expensive. ”

Chen Yang touched his pocket in embarrassment, his total net worth was only about three hundred yuan, thinking that he would have to pay rent next, where would he dare to buy a good fishing rod with a big deal.

However, on the way back yesterday, Chen Yang found a few Luohan bamboos near a garden, this kind of bamboo is definitely the best of the best in the fishing rod, the toughness of Luohan bamboo is much greater than that of Li bamboo, and it is more durable, but it is a little shorter, and the longest is more than two meters.

"I've always been looking for a simple way of fishing. Chen Yang said with a serious face.

"Poof, simple fishing?"

"Fat man, you're going to laugh at me. ”

"It's primitive. ”

.......

Chen Yang found a shared bicycle in the town that could be ridden without scanning the code, and Chen Yang remembered the brand's shared bicycle, Little Green Bicycle.

It seemed to have been popular for a while, and it also played the slogan that cars don't need money, but unfortunately they went bankrupt and were liquidated in the end.

Chen Yang rode up, Xiao Lu let out a painful wail, and the two rear wheels were directly flattened, and Chen Yang realized that he was a fat man of nearly 200 pounds.

"Fat man, let it go. ”

"Give Midori a chance to redo the car. ”

.......

Chen Yang glanced at the barrage a few times, and frowned at Xiao Lu a few times.

Forget it, no matter.

Guy who doesn't fight for it, who calls you bad quality.

Chen Yang swayed all the way to the place where several Luohan bamboos grow, Chen Yang took out the knife from yesterday, and before he began to sharpen it for a while, he was already sweating profusely, at this time, he explained to the camera: "Luohan bamboo is much harder than Li bamboo, it is more difficult to do, if there is a saw, it is recommended that you use a saw." ”

Just when Chen Yang was almost done, the barrage in the live broadcast room was in a commotion.

"Anchor, dangerous, there are dogs. ”

"Watch your right-hand side for live streaming. ”

"It's a big black back, it's over, the anchor should run quickly. ”

Chen Yang saw that after the barrage, he turned around, the chrysanthemum tightened suddenly, and in the grass not far from his right hand, there was a black back wearing a collar staring at him viciously, his teeth were clenched tightly, and his tail was clamped tightly, making a sound of "Whoa~~Whoa~~".

"When did this dead dog come. Chen Yang's face turned green.

Chen Yang held Luohan bamboo in his hand, and the whole person took a half-squatting posture, at this moment, Chen Yang explained to the camera.

"When you encounter a wild dog outside, it's best to relax yourself first, remember that when you encounter this kind of dog with its tail between its legs, it's best not to turn around and run, two-legged ones can't run four-legged, and the best way now is. ”

"At this time, don't broadcast it, it's important to escape. ”

"I'm nervous when I see it. ”

"This dog is drooling, it can't be rabies. ”

"I don't dare to look at it anymore. ”