If it was usual, hearing the student speak like this, Qin Shousheng would have been angry a long time ago. But this time he didn't, but said with a smile: "It turns out that classmate Si is still very humorous." ”

"Thanks for the compliment. ”

"However, classmate Si, your English score must be improved, don't hold you back. As soon as the conversation changed, Qin Shousheng asked, "Teacher Zi gave you a separate make-up class, how is the effect?"

Qin Shousheng mentioned Si Hongchu's English scores, the purpose was to lead the topic to Zitong, Si Hongchu couldn't help but smile: "The effect is very good, and more importantly, we have established a good teacher-student relationship." ”

Qin Shousheng couldn't help but bring a sense of vinegar: "How is it good?"

"We talked about a lot of topics, and we talked about ....... in the evening," Si Hongchu said seriously: "Teacher Zi talked a lot about herself, including her hobbies, life, work, ......., and so on. ”

Qin Shousheng hurriedly asked, "What hobbies does Teacher Zi have?"

"Teacher Qin, are you interested in her?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Qin Shousheng shook his head desperately: "I just want to find an opportunity to establish a personal relationship with Teacher Zi, which will help us cooperate better in the future." ”

"Oh. Si Hongchu pretended to believe it and nodded: "Then you should know Teacher Zi positively, instead of asking for some second-hand information from me." ”

"I think so too......." smiled embarrassedly, Qin Shousheng asked tentatively: "You see the weather is good today, do you think Teacher Zi will come out for coffee .......?"

"No matter what kind of relationship, as long as it involves ....... between men and women" Si Hongchu ignored Qin Shousheng's question, and said seriously: "What I am most afraid of is that you are intentional in falling flowers, and others are ruthless." ”

Qin Shousheng found out, even if he didn't admit that he wanted to soak in Purple Pupil, he couldn't deny that he had a good impression of Purple Pupil. Under Si Hongchu's successive beatings, he simply admitted indirectly: "I didn't expect your kid's eyes to be very poisonous......."

"Of course. ”

"However, I never said anything to Teacher Zi, so she didn't react to me, and she couldn't talk about being ruthless at all. ”

"That means you have a crush on Teacher Zi?"

The window paper was finally torn, and Qin Shousheng was extremely embarrassed. However, among all the students in the class, Purple Pupil admired Si Hongchu the most, so Qin Shousheng had to admit that Si Hongchu was the best bridge to Purple Pupil's heart.

Seeing that Qin Shousheng didn't speak, Si Hongchu pretended to be an old man and asked, "You answer me first, do you understand the true meaning of the sister?"

"I'm a teacher, a teacher, and it's not what I should do to pick up girls......."

"Then you can say goodbye to Teacher Zi. ”

"Don't, don't be like this......." Qin Shousheng gave in, no longer pretending to be the benevolent man: "Why do you ask that?"

"To tell you the truth, since I was a child, I was especially popular with girls on campus, so I got the nickname of 'Peach Blossom Love Saint'. Hehe, Si Hongchu said again: "Especially I am very popular with female teachers, when I was in high school, all female teachers who were divorced, at least half of them were related to me." ”

Qin Shousheng looked at Si Hongchu and felt that just by virtue of this sharp brother's appearance, what a woman with a heavy taste must be to like it.

Si Hongchu saw Qin Shousheng's doubts, and immediately said: "On the day of the art festival, I was playing the piano on stage, and you also heard how many girls below cheered my name. ”

"That's right. Qin Shousheng recalled the scene of that day, and immediately nodded: "Classmate Si, let me tell you honestly, I have no experience with women.......

"You're not married?"

"I've been married twice...... Qin Shouchang sighed, and said with a sad face: "The first marriage was arranged, I was twenty and she was forty that year. It is said that she is my best friend who has played with my mother since childhood........"

"Huh?" Si Hongchu really didn't expect that Qin Shousheng would have such a beast's past: "You ....... this a chaotic wheel.........

"Didn't you say it was arranged, and then I decisively divorced and said goodbye to this sinful marriage. After a pause, Qin Shousheng continued: "Later, someone else introduced me to another one, who eloped with my nephew a few years ago......."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have let you mention these sad things. Si Hongchu felt sympathy for Qin Shousheng's experience, and at the same time had some good feelings for Qin Shousheng and others, people said these things from their hearts and lungs, and they couldn't seem to say anything if they didn't help something.

It's just that Si Hongchu later learned that the whole school knew Qin Shousheng's story, so Qin Shousheng didn't care about telling these things at all. I don't care much about gossip, and I've just heard about it.

Qin Shousheng laughed, and changed his words: "It's okay, it's okay, it's been so long, I don't have any psychological burden anymore." ”

"Then I'll teach you to learn from your sister....... Si Hongchu organized his language and tried to behave like a love saint: "First of all, you have to know yourself and your opponent, Teacher Qin, do you know Teacher Zi? Do you know what brand of perfume she likes, what website she likes, what information she cares about? Do you know her past love status, living habits, and so on?"

"I don't know......." Qin Shousheng sweated on his forehead, and after a while, he squeezed out a sentence: "I just saw her, and I was fascinated by her nobility and charm, and nothing else." ”

"You don't need a reason to love someone, but you need a means to fall in love with this person........"

"What did you say?"

"Oh, I mean, it takes means to pursue love. ”

"That's right. Qin Shousheng was a little depressed, and scratched the few remaining poor hairs on the top of his head: "Then what do you say I should do?"

"At present, you must understand Teacher Zi in all aspects. Si Hongchu was very proud, and he really felt that he was a love saint: "You have to read her, know what kind of man she likes, and then appear in this image." Perhaps, instead of your courtesy, she will pursue you in turn. ”

Qin Shousheng asked eagerly, "Then how can I understand her?"

"Meticulous observation, patient analysis and summary, and rational judgment. Si Hongchu was about to laugh at the beginning, but he was still serious on the surface: "This is a long process. ”

Qin Shousheng was a little disappointed: "How should I start?"

"Don't worry, Teacher Qin, I will work hard with you to find out everything about Teacher Zi as soon as possible. Si Hongchu said, patting his chest: "You have the help of me, a love saint, are you afraid of failure?" If you can't roll the sheets with Teacher Zi, I'll roll the calf!"

Qin Shousheng was very happy: "Then I'll leave it to you." ”

"No problem. ”

"By the way, tell me quickly, where is Mr. Zi drinking coffee, I want to meet unexpectedly......"

"Can you have a little determination?!" Si Hongchu hurriedly dissuaded: "If you are not prepared enough and rashly appear in front of Teacher Zi, it will undoubtedly lower your image score." ”

"What then?"

"Don't be in a hurry, the days are long!"

"That's it......." Qin Shousheng looked around, made sure that no other classmates were passing by, and smiled and proposed: "It's not convenient to talk here, I'll have a treat in the evening, let's meet and talk in detail." ”

Si Hongchu immediately nodded: "Okay!"

Si Hongchu even said the words "roll the calf", Qin Shousheng felt that he would definitely be able to "roll the sheets" with Zitong, but Qin Shousheng didn't know that Si Hongchu was fooling.

In order to achieve his own goals, Si Hongchu didn't care about fooling others ruthlessly, he dared to say anything, and dared to make any wish.

Si Hongchu hoped that Zitong would roll the sheets, but not with Qin Shousheng, but with himself. However, before that, we must first find out who Purple Pupil is.

Qin Shousheng returned to the office, the first class was ideological and political, and the teacher's lecture was extremely boring. It didn't take long for more than half of the girls to fall asleep, and the boys were playing with their phones.

After class, Si Hongchu stood up and went out, just passing by Tian Yun's side,

Tian Yun was sleeping on her desk, and not far from her were several boys gathered together, watching football with their mobile phones

The boys were all fans and were very engaged, and suddenly, a student named Liu Hongtao shouted: "Quick, quick, shoot, shoot!"

Tian Yun immediately shuddered as if he had been shocked, jumped up, and subconsciously said: "Don't shoot inside, pull it out!"

There was silence for a while, and then laughter.

Tian Yun opened her hazy sleepy eyes, she didn't understand it at first, but later she realized what was going on, and her face was red to the base of her neck.

Coincidentally, Si Hongchu happened to be opposite, Tian Yun didn't notice others, and when she saw Si Hongchu at a glance, she instinctively thought that Si Hongchu was teasing herself.

She snorted heavily, climbed onto the table and began to cry, and the other classmates were embarrassed and stopped talking.

There is no doubt that Tian Yun did not thank Si Hongchu for saving him in the first place, but would hate Si Hongchu because of this incident.

Si Hongchu felt a little aggrieved, but he didn't take it to heart.

The second class was modern Chinese, and after learning it, it was finally a little useful, some of the students began to listen carefully to the class, and the other part continued to play with their mobile phones.

Si Hongchu's mobile phone usually has two software open, one is Weibo and the other is WeChat.

Si Hongchu originally wanted to listen to the class, but Weibo rang twice and was Aite.

It turned out that Liu Li posted a Weibo: "Almost every girl has thought about the same question when she was growing up: When boys are riding bicycles, how do they place their cocks?

This Weibo immediately sparked a heated discussion, and the students sat in class in a serious manner, while quickly tapping the keyboard to type out a series of broken words.

Zhang Yilei forwarded and said: "I usually tie it to my waist. Then Aite Si Hongchu asked, "What about you?"

Si Hongchu only replied with two words: "Follow the chicken." ”

The discussion became more and more enthusiastic, and many people participated, and even Lan Xuan, who was far away on Egret Island, forwarded: "Festival exercises, festival exercises, classmates, what about festivals?"

Si Hongchu found that there are many students who play Weibo, and the topics discussed are all-encompassing, from campus legends to celebrity gossip.

Out of curiosity, Si Hongchu searched for "Lan Xuan" and got a lot of results.