Li Fan kept wandering outside the door, and could faintly hear the sound of water in the bathroom of the room and the joyful but very jumping singing, until the sound of the water stopped, and Li Fan knew that his spring night had come.

Knock! Knock!

"Have you washed it?"

"Alright, wait a minute!"

Li Fan held the door frame with one hand, his eyes were obviously bigger than usual, and he didn't blink, he hoped that this was a film and television plot, Gu Yating was wrapped in a bath towel and wiped her hair to open the door for him, and her body exuded a faint feminine fragrance.

The door opens!

There is the smell of perfume and the action of rubbing your hair, but there is no bath towel.

"What do you think, stinky boy?"

"Ahem!

Li Fan was lying on the sofa, and his eyes lingered on Gu Yating's body.

She wore a high-end silk but ordinary style women's pajamas, frankly speaking, she didn't show anything, more conservative than usually wearing a suspender skirt, but in terms of visual perception, it was a hundred times more eye-catching than everyday clothes.

Li Fan feels that this is a typical suggestion psychology. In fact, this kind of psychology seems to be very similar to that of a rich man who wants to marry a female star. Frankly speaking, many female celebrities are really average when they take off their makeup, young girls around 20 years old, a lot of them are better looking than celebrities, but why do rich people prefer possible female stars? Among them, psychological factors play a decisive factor, not just to bring out to have face.

Li Fan thought of this and nodded, "Well, it makes sense, it makes sense!"

Gu Yating had just blown her hair, turned around and asked, "What makes sense?"

"I was just thinking about a question about promoting the harmonious development of human society. ”

"Think about it, I'll turn off the lights!"

When the lights went out, Gu Yating pulled her slippers, and when she was lying on the bed and was about to rest, she heard the sound of rustling on the sofa, and she said vigilantly: "Don't take off your clothes." ”

"It's okay, I'm not afraid of you!"

Bang, the pillow was thrown over, Gu Yating shouted: "You put it on, what do you want to do?"

Li Fan scratched his head, "Sleep, how can you sleep without taking off your clothes?"

"You're dressed to sleep tonight!"

"Don't make a fuss, I can't sleep with my clothes on, I like level 1 sleep. ”

"Li Fan!!"

"Okay, okay, I'll put it on, it's really troublesome," Li Fan sighed and said, "What kind of mess are you thinking about in your head, it's inexplicable." Also, girls mature earlier than boys, and I'm still a little boy, so it's not appropriate for you to be a child with a full head. ”

"Huh!"

Gu Yating lay on the bed and slept with her eyes closed, but she turned over seven or eight times in two or three minutes, and she couldn't sleep at all, she always felt that there was a pair of green wolf eyes shining on the sofa in the dark night, she couldn't help but tighten her back, and said, "Li Fan, are you asleep?"

A yawn rang out, "What are you doing?"

"Oh, then you sleep!"

"Boring!" a turning voice followed the silence of the night.

Gu Yating was puzzled, did she misunderstand him? He is really a righteous gentleman? Is he the kind of fake villain with a yellow mouth and a white heart? No, it's only been three or two minutes, wait!

After about 10 minutes, Gu Yating turned around and whispered, "Li Fan!

The sound of slamming on the bed suddenly sounded on the sofa, and Li Fan's voice was full of dissatisfaction, "What are you doing, what do you want to do to me?

"Oh mom, you still have to get up!" Gu Yating sneered, "Okay, you can sleep, I won't bother you." ”

Gu Yating's psychological defense line suddenly relaxed, and she lay down comfortably, ready to sleep.

"You've got me in the spirits. Li Fan got up and took a sip of water, thinking about what to do next, he had to find a way to let her take the initiative, there is an old saying, what is delivered to the door is not a sale. There is also an old saying: Pig arch vegetables are not skills, let the vegetables take the initiative to jump into the pig's mouth, that is the master.

When dealing with women, you must have the right to speak on key issues!

At this time, Gu Yating asked, "Why are you walking around?"

"I can't sleep, you said you, wouldn't it be good for me to sleep peacefully!"

"I can't sleep either, tell me a story!"

Li Fan's eyes rolled, "Okay, think about it, I have a real story, it happened to my uncle (dà, ye softly, both uncle, regional name), a bit tragic." ”

"Oh, what's wrong with your uncle?"

Li Fan fell into memories, this is what he heard his elders tell when he was a child, "I lived in my grandfather's house for two years when I was a child, when I was still young, ignorant and ignorant, and only vaguely had the image of my uncle in my memory. ”

"Wait a minute, isn't your uncle farming in his hometown in the countryside?"

"It's not my own uncle, it's the child of my second grandfather (here, ye, pronounced 'yé' means a man of the same generation as my grandfather). ”

"Oh, you go on. ”

"It's about gambling. It was the early spring of 1981, and the uncle, who was working in the city, rushed back to his hometown by car from the city.

At that time, the transportation was not as developed as it is now, and there were no buses from the town to the countryside at that time, let alone a taxi. When I arrived in the town, it was already more than 8 o'clock in the evening, and my uncle was worried about money, so he didn't look for a place to live, thinking that he was young and strong, and he would walk for 3 hours.

At that time, there were dirt roads from the town to the countryside, and it had just rained for a few days, and the road was not very smooth, so the uncle walked along the dirt road to Tunzi with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

It was a starless night, there was no light in the dark night, there was an occasional owl cry on the branches, the uncle became more and more panicked, and he walked quickly, he held a flashlight, one step and two steps forward, after walking the road, went straight down the cecal path, and wanted to take a shortcut home.

But walking and getting lost, what can I do if I don't have a store in front of the village, it's already more than 10 o'clock at night. At that time, unlike now, the countryside went to bed very early, after all, many places still lit diesel lamps at that time. ”

Gu Yating asked curiously, "What should I do if I get lost?"

"Listen to me, the uncle walked for a while, and suddenly saw two people whispering in the woods.

The three of them were overjoyed to meet each other and greeted each other.

Xiao Bu nodded: "Qiangzi, how have you been mixing in the city in the past few years, look at this dress, make a lot of money, right?"

The uncle said: 'What's the matter, little money, haha.' Let's hurry home, I just happened to be lost, by the way, what are you doing here?'

Ma Liu'er said: 'We are also lost, homesick!'

Look, the three of them are more useless than the other, and they are all lost. In the end, Xiao Bu made a suggestion, saying that it was better to forget it in the middle of the night, and wait for the dawn to go. It just so happened that everyone had a companion to catch up. Ma Liuer said that he wanted to play the Water Margin card, and turned over a deck of cards from his pocket.

Do you know what the Water Margin is?"

How can Gu Yating know this, this thing is a little far away from her time.

Li Fan said: "This is a rectangular plastic card, it is printed with Water Margin characters, but now it has long been eliminated, and people in that era liked to play this kind of card."

Although the uncle is very frugal and very critical of himself, he is a full gambler and likes to gamble, so he happily agrees.

The uncle put the flashlight on the earthen bag, and then the three of them gathered around and sat on the ground to play. This night, the uncle's luck was surprisingly good, although he won and lost, he still won a lot of money on the whole, but Xiao Budian muttered from time to time: 'Don't blame me, I don't have enough money to spend.' ’

The uncle is on the rise, and he doesn't care, and he says like you've won money.

At about 3 o'clock in the second half of the night, after winning all the money of Ma Liu'er and Xiao Bu'er, the uncle lay down on the dirt bag and said, "Let's rest for a while and go home at dawn." ’

Ma Liu'er and Xiao Budian laughed and didn't speak.

At dawn, when the uncle opened his eyes, the soldiers did not find Xiao Budian and Ma Liu'er beside him, and the uncle said angrily: "These two grandsons just left themselves like this?

Looking at it, the uncle recognized that this was the 5th community of Xiaoman Village, so he quickly whipped up and returned to his tunzi in less than 1 hour.

The second grandfather and the second grandmother were very happy to see their baby son coming back, and hurriedly let the child in, and after the uncle took a sip of water, he said happily: "Dad, Mom, guess who I met on the way last night?"

'Who?'

"Outside Xiaomancun Village, I met Ma Liu'er and Xiao Bu'er, we haven't seen each other for several years!"

The uncle and the second grandmother were stunned in place for an instant, as if they were carved wood.

'What's wrong, Mom and Dad?'

The second wife shouted: 'Child, don't scare Mom, this joke can't be made!'

'What's wrong with you?'

'Ma Liu'er and Xiao Budian died in a car accident a month ago!'

"What? No way, we're still playing cards, I've won a lot of money, don't believe me, I'll show you." ’

The second master hurriedly put his hand into his pocket, and when he stretched out his hand, there was not a dime in his hand, but a pile of paper ashes!"

Li Fan said that his back was cold, and his scalp was numb, this was the story that his grandfather told him when he was ignorant, every time he recalled it, he felt very eerie, not how scary this story was, but that this story happened to his relatives. Li Fan, an atheist, naturally won't believe it, but the sense of helplessness is too strong.

told a ghost story, Li Fan felt that he should be able to scare Gu Yating into a hug without possessing her body, but ......

There was a voice of affirmation on the bed, "Well, that's good!

What? This girl is not afraid?

The storyteller made himself tremble as he talked, but the listener was untouched, Li Fan felt that he was too much of a failure, but he still decided to give the story an ending.

The uncle rushed out for a while, and when he returned to Xiaoman Village again, he saw two tombs side by side in the place where the cards were played, and there were stone monuments. Since then, the uncle has gone crazy and lost half a year later, and he still doesn't know whether he lives or dies. ”

Gu Yating hugged the pillow and listened with relish, and said, "This ghost story is good, let's have another one!"

Click!

A loud thunderclap fell in the night sky, and the room was as bright as day for a moment.

"Ahh

"Mom!"

After two screams, there was a "bang", and there was a bumping sound.

Gu Yating patted her chest and hurriedly turned on the bedside lamp, only to see that on the sofa, Li Fan was sitting on the sofa trembling, and his right hand kept rubbing his head.

"What's wrong with you? You're so timid? It's just a thunderclap, and you're so scared, look, your face is white. ”

Li Fan is embarrassed!

After a few long breaths, he calmed down and said, "I'm OK, don't you feel it? Such a scary ghost story, coupled with this earth-shattering thunder!"

"I was taken aback by Ray, but your ghost story is so ordinary, don't change another one. ”

"Don't talk about it, don't talk about it, go to sleep. ”

"Oh!"

Gu Yating was just about to turn off the lights, but Li Fan hurriedly said, "Don't turn off the lights, turn on the lights and sleep tonight." ”

"Turn on the lights, hey, Li Fan, you, you, okay. Li Fan, you coward, afraid of heights and ghosts, what are you most afraid of?"

Li Fan thought for a while, "Frozen persimmons!"

"Frozen persimmons?

"It's a long story, when I was a child, my family was poor, and I had a good meal during the New Year, when my relatives came to the family, I brought a box of frozen persimmons, and then I was greedy, and I ate one after another, and I ate a stomach full of frozen persimmons, and I vomited and diarrhea that night, and almost didn't hang up. Then the psychology left a shadow, and I still feel sick to my stomach when I see frozen persimmons. I should have been 5 years old.

So what are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid of rats!"

Li Fan smiled: "This is normal!"

When I was a child, I went to my grandmother's house for the summer vacation, and when I woke up in the middle of the night, I saw a pair of small eyes sitting on the edge of the kang staring at me. ”

"Oh!" Li Fan smiled, he was a thief, and he had a trick.

Gu Yating said again: "Do you know, my family not only doesn't raise flowers and plants, but also doesn't have pets, because the yard is full of rat medicines. ”

"Turn off the lights, I'm calm now. ”

The lights are off.

Li Fan's nonsense time is up, "Be careful, there are rats in our hotel." ”

", don't scare me, rats fly, this is the 8th floor!"

"But rats have four legs and can walk! I was just going to the public bathroom when I heard a bang, and there was no one in the room. ”

", sleep!"

"I haven't seen the shadow either, I guess it's the elasticity of the plastic restored, okay, good night!"

Li Fan said, got up and took the opportunity of drinking water to quietly take the room card out of the card slot.

Grasp the heat well, and do it is necessary to "moisten things silently"! Li Fan calculated the approximate time in his heart and waited patiently.

After about 20 minutes, he quietly raised his arm and quietly scratched the wooden armrest of the sofa.

Creak!

He listened with his ears pricked, but there was no sound on the bed, so he quietly increased his strength and scratched.

Creak!!

There was the sound of the quilt lifting, and Gu Yating said softly: "Li Fan, Li Fan!"

Li Fan still turned his back to Gu Yating and did not answer, until he felt that Gu Yating was lying down again, he quietly scratched the armrest again.

"Li Fan, there are rats!There are rats!!"

Li Fanhuo got up, "Ahhh

The voice on the bed trembled visibly, "There are rats!"

"Hallucination, why didn't I hear it. ”

Gu Yating pressed the bedside lamp twice, and said suspiciously: "Why is there no electricity?"

"Oh, the waiter said there was a small power outage in the neighborhood tonight, and you didn't see the notice posted on the wall when you went upstairs?"

"Don't all hotels have generators?"

"He's not in his house, let's sleep!"

Gu Yating had just been lying down for more than 1 minute, and the sound of "creaking" sounded again.

Li Fan got up with "Huo" and shouted, "I'm wiping, it seems to be a real mouse, I heard it too! Turn on the light!"

"Ahh

"You sit on the bed and don't move, I'll come!"

Li Fan was a little distressed while flipping through randomly, but he didn't expect to scare this girl into crying.

You can't hesitate, you can't mother-in-law, just cry, this is a painful and happy process after all.

Li Fan flipped under the bed, got up and said suspiciously: "Eh, where is the mouse? Is it in bed?"

"Ahh

Li Fan flipped the quilt over, raised his hand and quietly scratched her instep by feeling, wanting to scare her, but he didn't expect him to be miserable.

"Ah, rats!"

Even kicking and kicking, at that moment, Li Fan felt that the title of Tie Lian was definitely the most accurate description of things in his life, and he realized for the first time that a woman could also practice shadowless feet, and she could kick countless times in 1 second.

"My hand, not a mouse!

Li Fan withdrew his hand and held it on his chest for a long time.

"Tingting, don't be afraid, don't be afraid. ”

Gu Yating said with a crying voice: "Why are you standing, looking for a mouse!"

"I guess scared away, scared away by your footwork!"

Li Fan said, took off his slippers and stepped on the bed, hugged the trembling Gu Yating in his arms, and comforted: "Don't be afraid, the mouse should have run away, don't cry, don't stand, sit on the bed!"

Gu Yating slowly sat on the bed with Li Fan's support, Li Fan reached out and wiped her tears, and said, "I'm here, don't worry." ”

Li Fan hugged Gu Yating and comforted him, and quietly freed up a hand and reached to the edge of the bed.

Crunch!

"Mommy!"

With a scream, Gu Yating hugged Li Fan's body like a sloth, and her panicked feet flew around.

Li Fan raised his eyebrows, then raised his foot, hooked it, shone the quilt on the two people's bodies, and tucked it around, he said: "Wrap it tightly, the mouse won't drill into it, let's make do with it overnight, and we'll be relieved tomorrow morning." ”

Crunch!

"Yo, this rat is still energetic! Kill you, kill you!"

After Li Fan threw down the mineral water bottle next to the boat, the room finally became quiet. Li Fan could only feel the whispered sobs in her ears and her trembling delicate body.

Well, it's done!

Some classmates told Li Fan that what does it feel like to kiss?

Li Fan absolutely didn't believe it, but it was people's personal practice, fortunately, he can also gnaw pork now.

Li Fan wiped the tears from the corners of Gu Yating's eyes, and then lowered his lips suddenly, at that moment, it was definitely not the feeling of eating pork, but knocking his teeth.

"Wow, hiss!" Li Fan covered his mouth, it's terrible to be inexperienced!

Li Fan lowered his lips again, but this time he ......

Bang!

"Oh yes, you kick me!"

Li Fan was kicked out of bed, a girl can't have so much strength, but at that moment, the human body is in a state of avoidance!

"Li Fan, what are you doing, the rat bullies me, you bully me too!

"I was wrong, I was wrong!"

This jaw hurts.

"Hug!"

Li Fan couldn't see the specific situation on the bed clearly, but he vaguely saw her open arms and greet him again.

"Okay, I'm here!"

Li Fan got into the quilt again, and was immediately relied on by Gu Yating.

This is your initiative, Li Fan was polite, and bowed his head again.

DUANG!

Another kick!

Li Fan clutched his stomach and said, "What are you doing?"

"I let you hug me, why did you kiss me! The mouse bullied me, you also bullied me! Hug!"

Li Fan got on the bed again and didn't dare to talk anymore.