Chapter 282: It's Messed Up Again

Yi Jiang Che was angry and funny, turned to Qu Dong'er, met her innocent big eyes, and his tone unconsciously softened, and said, "You still have to learn to split bricks?"

Then came to mind, the eight-year-old Xiao Dong'er held her white thin arms, stood in the middle of the street crowd, and the picture of a knife and a brick in her little hand......

Looks like I'm really going to busk.

The long eyelashes pulled the curtain twice, Qu Dong'er saw a smile in Jiang Che's eyes, her small mouth was closed, her cheeks were bulging, and she said weakly but seriously: "Both civil and military." ”

In fact, the complete expression is eight words: cheating, abduction, and both civil and military.

This comes from another summary made by Secretary Zheng not long ago, of course, such as Lao Biao and the Zhong sisters, they do not agree.

"It's all you. Jiang Che couldn't help but laugh out loud and said.

Reaching out and pinching her cheeks, and then picking up the person from the chair with both hands, Jiang Che grabbed Dong'er's small palm and threatened: "The hands will become very thick." ”

Of course, you can't learn to split bricks, and mahjong is not allowed for the time being.

As for the rest, Dong'er herself said that she didn't have to press her body with many skills, so it's okay.

After dinner, Jiang Che chatted privately with Hu Biaojie for a while, and explained some details, including language organization, expressions, etc., no matter how big or small.

After chatting, they came out to the living room, everyone was there, and Qu Donger just started to learn Cantonese with the Zhong sisters.

Zhong Zhen started with greetings and numbers, and said one by one: "Thunder Monkey, Duck, Yi, Sa, Sei......"

"Thunder Monkey, Duck ......" Qu Dong'er remembered and read carefully.

Secretary Zheng, who was watching the excitement on the side, read it by himself, and said, "Do you think about dogs?"

He made a second sound, and it sounded almost, Zhong Zhen nodded and said, "Hmm." ”

Secretary Zheng hehe Zhile: "The idiom of long-term love is very scary to think about." ”

“……”

Jiang Che reluctantly said to the Zhong family sisters: "You better teach Dong'er English first, don't need more, just let her get a little familiar with it...... It's mainly English, and Lao Zheng can't mix it up. ”

That's one thing. On the other hand, Jiang Che considered the current teaching level of Xiayuan's teachers, English, especially spoken Chinese, is really a big problem, and this is the most difficult to learn by himself.

In this era, there are still many people, even in college, who still can't speak Mandarin well, because their teachers usually teach classes, but they are mixed with dialects, or Mandarin is extremely bad.

Not to mention English.

Jiang Che thought, anyway, she would have to stay in Hong Kong City for a few days, so she would just let Dong'er familiarize herself with it a little in advance, and then buy some English tapes on the return trip, and get a tape recorder for her to bring back to the tea house.

"However, the pronunciation of the two of us is also very non-standard. Zhong Zhen said.

"Uh-huh, and if you don't pronounce it accurately at the beginning, the accent has a big impact. Zhong Yin added seriously.

Jiang Cheol understands that for example, many Koreans speak English accents, which is basically equivalent to creating a new language...... Because of their own language habits, there are too many heavy tone expressions, and f and V lack sound - so for example, Fighting, what is generally heard in Korean variety shows is "Huai-Ting". ”

But it stands to reason that with the family background of the Zhong sisters and the location, English should be very important, and it is very good.

Jiang Che asked curiously, only to know that when the two were young, the family specially hired a foreigner as a tutor......

After studying for four years, I went out to show off and learned that the ancestors of foreigners had actually lived on Hong Kong Island for a long time since the Opium War, and in his generation, basic Cantonese was considered a mother tongue......

But these are not the key, the most important thing is that his ancestors are from Liverpool.

Jiang Che listened to it and believed it, so he had to give up for the time being and find another way.

While chatting, Gu Tingle knocked on the door with a mobile phone and came in, walked to Jiang Che's side, and whispered, "That, Sister Shan brought a friend over and said that she wanted to ask you to help take a look......

Am I a doctor?

Jiang Che just complained about this in his heart, and then he was slightly shocked by the name reported by Gu Tingle, you mean: "She brought that person, named Andy Lau?"

Gu Tingle nodded a little excitedly.

“…… Well, let's see you for a moment. ”

Gu Le Xin said that the master is calm.

…………

This is a man who comes out with BGM.

Originally, it was "Aha, give me a glass of forgetful water", and then it was "Five thousand years of wind and rain, how many dreams have been hidden, yellow face and black eyes, unchanged is a smile", and then it will become: "Even drop Lao Ga, beat the pig is a tun, even the family is a tunli, and the native grows a sheep ......"

Do you want to write this song to him in advance to open up the mainland market.

In 1993, one of the Four Heavenly Kings, 32-year-old Andy Lau.

Find Master Han Che to look at his face and ask about his future......

Jiang Che suddenly thought of someone, the White Dragon King-Mom, wouldn't she? I was just thinking of fooling my qigong colleagues casually......

Private café room on the second floor.

Andy permed his hair, split his head, was young, walked in with his shoulders crossed, folded his hands, owed slightly, and said, "Thank you Han Da......"

The basic etiquette was done, but the word teacher didn't come out, and when he looked up, he saw the twenty-year-old Jiang Che, and Comrade Andy Liu was stunned.

Without much movement, he turned his head to look at Opaison.

"I've told you, I'm young, but I'm really accurate. After Ou Peishan explained, Chao Jiangche smiled awkwardly and said, "There happened to be a meeting, I mentioned it, Andy, since something happened to the concert at the beginning of the year, he has not been very reassured......

"I don't understand that. "If you shout souls or exorcise evil spirits or something, you will definitely not do it, because of that set of rituals, you will be embarrassed to die.

Jiang Che smiled and said in a joking tone: "Andy asks about marriage?"

To be honest, Jiang Che's impression of Andy Lau is still good, not to mention anything else, just with his humble and diligent style, and the 1997 song "Chinese" is enough.

Moreover, he has a share of the classic movies in his memory......

Anyway, everyone is here, don't fool around, and pave the way for future bargaining, which is very wasteful.

"Ahh......h

This era is different from later, fans are keen to give their idols CP and urge marriage...... In this era, celebrities fall in love and get married, fans jump off buildings to commit suicide, and there are many cases of threats and intimidation.

So, it's actually a taboo subject.

Then why did Jiang Che mention it...... Because as someone who doesn't know much about celebrity gossip, he knows this.

"It's weird. Jiang Che then muttered: "A foreigner, but it is the most noble surname of the Ming Dynasty." At the same time, I said...... It doesn't scare you.

Opezan didn't understand.

Andy Lau froze there, because at this time, he was actually with Zhu Liqian, but under the pressure of fans, brokerage companies and power groups behind him, he didn't dare to make it public, let alone get married.

"There will be good results. Jiang Che said lightly in the tone of a friend.

That's enough, and then, without routines, he changed the situation, and turned the master's appearance into a friend chat.

In fact, Andy Lau has nothing to advise.

At the end of the conversation, Jiang Che said: "The people in the mainland like you very much, so you can go and see more when you have time...... How big is the port city, and how big is the mainland? The development of the mainland is changing with each passing day. ”

Andy Lau thought about it and felt that this was a pointer, so he wrote it down carefully.

It is said that the White Dragon King is thriving in the entertainment industry in Hong Kong City, and what he says is actually "be careful of the car", "be humble", "far from the girl" and other panacea.

got up to say goodbye, Andy Lau left his contact information and thanked him repeatedly.

"You're welcome, I have the opportunity to write you a song that is in line with the mainland market. Jiang Che said with a bad taste.

"Ah...... Okay, thanks. "Andy Lau also didn't expect that the master would actually write songs.

Jiang Chexin said that I would still make movies.

…………

Andy Lau left, almost 7 o'clock in the evening.

After more than two hours, Jiang Che finally understood that Gu Tingle made an introduction at that time, emphasizing that Ou Peishan knew a lot of people and had a wide range of contacts, what was the situation......

In a different era, she should be able to become the queen of goods.

Probably because Andy Lau's reaction after he went back gave Ou Peishan confidence, more than two hours later, at nearly ten o'clock in the night, she actually brought another person over......

This time, it's a woman.

Jiang Che once again walked into the tea box.

"Big ...... You, hello, I'm Ye Yuqing. The 26-year-old Ye Yuqing had a pure face and a hot body, probably because Jiang Che was really young, he stood up and greeted him a little unnaturally.

Anyway, I have seen 2/3 of other people's bodies, and when I see people in person, I take off my clothes at a glance...... Jiang Che was also a little cramped, and paid attention to controlling his body's reactions.

This time, because I heard that it was Ye Yuqing, Secretary Zheng, who was going to come with him alive or dead, swallowed his saliva on the side.

Fortunately, soon, Jiang Che adjusted it, and he became an iron-mouthed god by mistake, he could fool, but he refused to be nagging and pretending to be a ghost.

"Hello, I know you. He said calmly: "I've seen your movie......"

After saying a word, it was Ye Yuqing's turn not to be calm, her movies, "Can't Help It", "I'm Crazy for Qing", "Qingben Beauty" ...... In these films, the little master is so direct as soon as they meet, what is it implying in it?

Glancing at her expression, Jiang Che also reacted, pretending to be fine, and continued:

"The one that was just painted not long ago, you and Tony Leung and Zhang Weijian acted, "The Girl Who Serves the Order of Wei Xiaobao", which is very interesting, and Miss Ye's appearance in the film is also very beautiful. ”

In this case, although there are so many shots, but after all, it is much better, Ye Yuqing nodded, relaxed and smiled.

In order to alleviate the embarrassment, she took the initiative to joke: "I can't imagine that the little master is still my Fans." ”

The word Fans, at this time, is not pronounced as "fans", but colleagues are not standard English pronunciation, the habit of Hong Kong stars, the pronunciation is close to "turn sei".

Ye Yuqing smiled brightly and had charming eyes......

"Do you turn sei? I ...... Not really. ”

Jiang Chexin said, what if you have grass powder......

The words were so hard that Ye Yuqing's whole person seemed to be suddenly nailed to the wall, stunned there, unable to pick up.

"I'm kidding, Miss Ye doesn't have to be nervous, just chat as a friend, by the way, you can call me Leonardo. ”

"Oh, good...... Leo... Nado. ”

Jiang Che is a person who is very good at chatting.

After chatting for more than ten minutes, Ye Yuqing jumped away excitedly, because Master Leonardo told her that she might marry into a wealthy family in the future and be worth billions.

For an actress who has taken off her clothes, what an unthinkable thing.

Before leaving, Ye Yuqing stepped forward gratefully and panickedly, and suddenly hugged Master Leonardo hard......

Sure enough, it's real!, the master thought to himself.

Back in the room, Zheng Xinfeng complained in Jiang Che's ear all the way: "Why don't you say that she has a fate with me?"

"You're a donkey dung egg. ”

Jiang Che was annoyed, and said in his heart that if it goes on like this, it's not okay, if I mess around again, I'm going to rob the White Dragon King of all his life.

It's only the first day, and then, in case word of mouth, someone will come again...... A lot of people come, what to do?

What if a student comes?

In his life, he sang songs and went smoothly, what is there to fool?

Tell him, will your memes go viral?

What if 13-year-old Chen Guansi was brought by his rich father?

Tell him that you shouldn't play with a camera in your life?

"You go and talk to Gu Tingle. Thinking of this, Jiang Che turned his head to Secretary Zheng and said, "Let him talk to Ou Peishan, and remind Ou Peishan of the other two, don't talk about this matter anymore...... I don't want to see people anymore. ”

"Don't. Secretary Zheng suddenly said excitedly: "If you don't play, play for me, anyway, I have nothing to do these days." ”

Jiang Che looked at him helplessly and said, "You won't." ”

"Could it be that you would?! Zheng Xinfeng said disdainfully: "Don't you just say a few words, it will be fine in the future, do you have to pay attention to your body or something? At most, add something you don't understand." ”

"I will, I'm very good, my grandfather is a fortune teller, don't you know?" he said proudly: "I can't imagine that the people of Hong Kong are so easy to fool." ”