Chapter 58: Blame me
"Stop it!" Jin Lun shouted.
Zhang Su was the first to rush up, his spear swept the huge right foot of the boss, because the size of the electric torturer 6000 type was too large, so there was no knockback effect, but it tripped over one foot. Xiong Erbai's IQ is on the line, a straight fist hits the boss's left foot, the balance on both sides is unstable, and the boss crashes with a bang!
The electric torturer model 6000 originally rushed towards an operating table on the edge of the magma pool, but this time it fell halfway, and a shock wave forced the three of them away, and they got up and continued to rush there.
The three of them continued to step forward to stop it, and Xiong Er didn't forget to ask at the same time: "Wheel, what will happen if you don't stop it?"
"See that huge blender on top of the magma pool? The boss used to turn on this mixer, and it would stir quickly in the magma pool, and finally it would fall overwhelmed, and the overflowing magma would flood the floor of this room. Jin Lun said casually.
"What?" Xiong Erbai reacted quite loudly, "All drowned, then aren't we going to die?"
"Ding~ Your IQ is online. Jin Lun teased him expressionlessly.
"Stop it!" Xiong Erbai yelled and picked up the thick cable that Uncle Panda used to wrap around the boss's feet and was later broken free. The colorful panda stepped forward and pulled the other head, and tied the boss's legs with him again.
It's very difficult for Zhang Su to stop alone, this copy was originally a mecha, and it was easy for him to fight this boss every time before, because the body of the mecha T is bigger than this boss, as long as he stands there, one can be properly stopped, and now changing the body type is as hard as an ant tripping an elephant.
Fortunately, the boss's struggle is only for a while, as long as it hits its blood to nine percent, it will never look at that console again.
"That's it. β
Hearing Jin Lun's voice, the three men felt that it was really not easy, especially Xiong Erbai and the colorful panda who were dragged to the ground like a dead dog.
The last bit of blood passed simply and without pressure, and the boss burst out a blue martial "nail of the electric torture machine". It's a long knife, a few metal materials, and some gray junk items that can only be sold in stores, and a gray card. Five keys. The long knife was directly given to the colored panda, the material was given to Zhang Su, the red card was taken away by the captain Jin Lun, and the key was divided by everyone, and the gray garbage was divided by everyone. Anyway, you can sell it for some money.
"How do you use this key?" asked Xiong Erbai, flicking his inconspicuous key.
"The door. Jin Lun pointed to a gate on the opposite side of the magma pool that was obviously for mechs to enter and exit, and said, "I can only open that door next time I come to the dungeon." β
"How can you open such a small key, and the keyhole is too high!" Xiong Erbai opened his mouth wide.
"Silly boy, you forgot it's a game, just walk over and tap the key on the door to open it. Jin Lun patted him on the shoulder, signaling that everyone could move on to the next boss.
"Can't you open it now?" Xiong Erbai, who was very curious, remembered the door and turned back three times in one step.
"No, you can't. Jin Lun ruthlessly interrupted his thoughts.
Ignoring Xiong Erbai's repeated questions, Jin Lun first led everyone out of this room. Exiting the room is a large downward passage with a few irradiated dwarves and some mechanical mobs, though none of these "small" mobs are small in size. At the end of the passage is a round platform suspended in the air, and a few hundred meters below is the gate of the final boss.
"Oh my God! It's so high! it's even higher than there just now, how are you going to jump?" Xiong Erbai was very excited after reading it, but when he saw Jin Lun behind him, he worried about her. There seems to be no way down the huge space under this round platform.
"There's a parachute here, it's super slow to use it, it's barely acceptable to close your eyes, and you have to use this too, otherwise you'll fall to your death if you jump, there's no bug here." Jin Lun said that the parachute designed by the game company to be several times slower than in reality is for players like them who are afraid. It's just gratifying.
"I want to try it, don't ......," Xiong Erbai stood on the edge of the platform and looked down.
"......" This guy is as bold as his cranial nerves!
Daddy Xiao Hei didn't die, he still decided to use a parachute, so that he could be resurrected immediately in case anyone accidentally died.
Zhang Su took out their backpacks from a metal box on the edge of the round platform and handed them to everyone, "I don't know if you have jumped the parachute, Uncle Panda." But this umbrella bag is much simpler than in reality.,There's only one pull line on it.,Just jump down and pull it open.,The speed.γDirection.γAngle or something has been set.,The player can't change it.γ Erbai, you better carry one. β
"You can pull the bag when you're about to land at the end. This is a game, even if you jump 1,000 meters, as long as you pull the parachute at the end of 1 meter above the ground, you won't lose blood. Zhang Su threw an umbrella bag to Xiong Erbai, then turned around and grabbed Jin Lun, "Let's use one, if you're afraid, hug me tightly." β
Although "......" was not very willing to be taken advantage of, the fear of skydiving still overcame the little awkwardness, Jin Lun silently handed his umbrella bag to Zhang Su, and did not see the treacherous smile of a certain snake spirit who was sick.
Zhang Su put on his umbrella bag and tied Jin Lun face to face in his arms with a strap in front of him. Jin Lun looked at the straps that were as loose as the laces of his shoes, and was silent. Although in the game, as long as the two of them are tied like this, they are one, but it is too insecure to look at it like this, so I have to hug Zhang Su's waist tightly.
"No matter how tight the intestines are, they will be squeezed out......" Zhang Su pretended to be particularly difficult.
"Are you evil...... Ah~~!" Jin Lun raised his head and disliked him, and before he finished his sentence, Zhang Su took advantage of the fact that her attention was diverted and jumped down! Not to mention the screams, the intestines are really about to be squeezed out of the mouth!
Where can Jin Lun listen, he still screams vigorously. Zhang Su rolled his eyes and put his feet under her feet for her to step on, Jin Lun was steady, and gradually his voice became quieter, and then he closed his mouth.
After all, she used to scream just because of the feeling of being in the air, and now it's okay if there's something for her to step on. The parachute descends at the same speed as an elevator, and whoever takes the elevator will scream for life.
"Are you scared? After seeing the scenery, Jin Lun still has the leisure to care about Zhang Su.
"......" Zhang Su was full of black lines, "If my body is not tense, can my feet withstand you!"
"Ahem, it's almost there. Jin Lun awkwardly changed the subject.
"Oops. Cramps. You have to make it up to me!" Zhang Su pretended with a distorted face.
"You hit me before. Jin Lun said flatly.
"Well, it's almost there. Zhang Su's expression immediately looked down seriously, there were still 10 meters left.
"......" line, and then calculate the general ledger when you go offline. Jin Lun quietly kept an account book for him in his heart. Then the foot was on the ground.
"Ah~ It's fun, I'm going to come again!" Xiong Erbai laughed excitedly, just now he really kept jumping down, and the parachute that was pulled out when he was almost close to the ground was really exciting.
"Can you get down to business? Wait a little while and you can jump again when you brush it a second time. Jin Lun interrupted him, completely ununderstanding how anyone could like this kind of sport.
"Okay, okay~ Wheel, what are we going to jump next?" Xiong Erbai laughed so much that his eyebrows were about to fly out.
"Jumping God!" Jin Lun said angrily, untied the "shoelaces" on his waist and walked out of Zhang Su's arms, pointing to the huge metal gate in front of him, "It's time for the final boss." β
Zhang Su stepped forward and slapped open the huge door that didn't match his size, revealing the hall inside.
It was a round, old, rusty hall, and when the door was pushed open, the lights came on to give it a sense of decadence that had fallen inside. On the periphery of the hall there is a circle of 12 large pillars. Straight poke high ceilings. In the middle is a large mecha, although it is rusty, it is not difficult to see the majestic appearance of the year.
"This is the final boss's car, and McNeil is in the cockpit of his chest. Jin Lun pointed to the chest of the mecha, "Decades ago in the history of the game, the cockpit of the mecha was in the chest, but now because of the more powerful chest cannon, the cockpit has been changed to the head." β
"You know this?" Xiong Erbai looked at Jin Lun's expression, as if she had opened the door to a new world.
"I also know that this McNeill wanted to usurp the throne and establish his own mecha kingdom in a certain dynasty, but he failed and was locked up here, and he was the only one left in the entire mecha factory. In this sense, he did get his own 'kingdom'. Jin Lun said lightly, "Okay, the story is over, let's start." This boss, the three of you just need to attack in the middle of the station. Something else I can work out. β
"Tell me anything else. Xiong Erbai had to listen.
Zhang Su patted him and walked forward, "I'm going to make a monster." β
"Oh, wait! I'll come, I'll come. Xiong Erbai immediately rushed out. The eyes of the boss mecha lit up, and as soon as he raised his feet, he stepped on Xiong Erbai, and a sharp old man's voice sounded: "Get out of my kingdom!"
Xiong Er Bai Lisuo dodged and used a bear roar on the boss. After successfully filling the hatred, he habitually makes the boss turn his back to the crowd. Zhang Su and the colorful panda rushed to the boss's right foot together and began to output.
Jin Lun ran to a pillar on the right side of the door as he played, his eyes glancing at time from time to time.
After a while, Xiong Erbai remembered the previous question, "Lunlun, you haven't said how to fight this boss, what else is there?"
Jin Lun looked at the time, it was exactly 5 minutes now, and the sound of metal machinery sounded in the pillar beside her, and a cubic meter of metal was slowly emerging several meters above her head. Jin Lun rubbed an ice pine cone in his hand and threw it on the metal block, and then several people saw that the metal block retracted again.
"What's that?" Xiong Erbai asked curiously.
"Dry corpses. Zhang Su scared him with a wicked look.
"It's nonsense, you think I'm a wheel. This copy is full of sci-fi stuff, where did the dried corpse come from. Xiong Erbai rolled his eyes and despised him.
...... "What do you mean by thinking you are me?" Jin Lun pursed his lips speechlessly.
Xiong Erbai's thick nerves didn't know that he had offended the encyclopedia, so he asked vigorously but didn't see Jin Lun answer. The colored panda smiled and asked, Jin Lun could only reply: "Since we started to open the monster, every 5 minutes, there will be a metal box on a pillar, which contains a mobile bomb, and after falling out, it will randomly lock on to the target, one explodes and one dies, no matter how much blood you have, how thick your defense is." However, as soon as the chest is attacked, it will retract. β
After Jin Lun finished speaking, he walked to the next pillar on the left and stood under it, "By the way, the bomb came out of the pillar clockwise. β
"It's a pity, I haven't seen a mobile bomb look like yet. Xiong Erbai smacked his lips.
Jin Lun: "......" you'll see.
Jin Lun is a great god in terms of brushing dungeons, and not a single pillar has fallen until the boss's blood is about to drop to 12%.
"Isn't there anything else to do with this boss? I'm going to fall asleep after beating me like this. Xiong Erbai yawned. Jin Lun took all the technical work, he was really bored!
"Yes, when 10% of the blood is reached, the boss will drop a moving bomb. Jin Lun said lightly.
"Really?" Xiong Erbai came to his senses at once.
"......Hey, hey, it's going to die, don't be so excited!"
The belly of the boss mecha suddenly opened a hatch, and a black slimy thing fell. A few people looked at it intently, and the mobile bomb was actually the black pimple bomb in the cartoon plus two mechanical legs, and even the limbs were not complete, but this thing was a little bigger, with a diameter of one meter.
"Ah...... It's ugly. Xiong Erbai suddenly lost his spirit.
"No matter how ugly it is, it will rush at you! As soon as you die, hatred will be messed up, you two hold on. Jin Lun was in a hurry and even complained in his heart, and the last sentence was said to Zhang Su and the colorful panda.
"Don't worry, your husband is here. Zhang Su confidently bared his fangs.
"Don't worry, your uncle is here. "Colorful pandas join in the fun.
Before the word "put ......" came out, Xiong Erbai was hit by a mobile bomb, and after a bang, a large white bear fell to the ground.
...... "You're enough!"
As soon as Xiong Erbai died, the boss's hatred target automatically shifted to the next person with the highest hatred, and the direction in which it turned was Zhang Su.
Zhang Su stepped to the left, and the spear was about to sweep, but the back of his head was smashed by something, and he turned his head with a cold face.
The corners of Jin Lun's mouth twitched, "...... Who told you to suddenly go to the left!"
I'm just pulling a boss, blame me~?!(To be continued.) )