I didn't dare to come down when I saw it.

Chen Yang, who wants to masturbate a lot, can't climb a tree to masturbate it, if there is a good one, he is so scared that he jumps off the tree to escape, and he must not be sprayed to death by tourists. Ann will come to herself.

Chen Yang frowned slightly, and said to the camera: "Generally, the habitat of giant pandas has their favorite food - arrow bamboo, in order not to be scared, I decided to use food to brush up some favorability first." ”

"The black and white dumplings look so cute. ”

"I really envy the anchor for being able to watch it so closely, you must subdue that iron-eating beast, if you can take the iron-eating beast live broadcast, the title of the first brother outdoors is yours." ”

"Jerk off tonight: Fat man, this is a good gimmick, I'll go to other live broadcast rooms to promote you a wave, maybe you can get a hit." ”

Chen Yang said to the camera: "Thank you for jerking off tonight." ”

Later, on a small hillside nearby, I found some arrows and bamboos that pandas love to eat, and after roughly breaking some, when I came back, I found that the arrows and bamboos still didn't come down, so I could only lightly put the arrows and bamboos under the tree, and then people hid in the nearby bushes and jungles to peek.

Half an hour passed, and the fright was rolling over, and there seemed to be no intention to come down.

"Fat man, it seems that the temptation of your food is not so great. ”

Just when the tourists in the live broadcast room began to be a little impatient, the rolling on the tree, clumsily stretched out a paw first, grabbed one of the tree trunks, and slowly moved forward, with a 'click', the branch that was rolling was broken, and the whole bear hung in the air.

When the tourists in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they pinched a cold sweat for it, and then, Rolling hooked the trunk with his foot, and then the whole body held the trunk and slowly moved it down with the prostate brake.

After coming down, he smelled the arrow bamboo around the roll, then squatted on the ground, picked up the arrow bamboo and gnawed it directly, and the bamboos that looked hard were gnawed crispy by the rolling.

"New arrivals check in. ”

"+1 for the newcomer."

"Sure enough, it's not a lie, it's really wild rolling. ”

"Anchor, where are you?"

Teacher Cat rewarded a Buddha jumping over the wall, and said: Yes, live broadcast wild giant pandas, this operation 6 take-off. ”

......

Chen Yang thought that the one who called Tonight's Jerkoff was just talking casually, and he didn't really want to help himself publicize, and a newcomer came to report so soon: "Thank you for the reward from Mr. Mao, I am now in the Eighteen Mountains, and the current live broadcast for you is a wild giant panda, if you have friends who like the outdoors, you can click on a wave of attention." ”

"Closed. ”

"Closed +1"

Many newcomers have come to the live broadcast room one after another.

In the room next to Chen Yang, Brother Long, who was broadcasting river fishing live, showed a disdainful expression after seeing some dazzling words on the barrage, the rookie anchor is so unqualified, he always likes to advertise everywhere, and he deceives people irresponsibly.

What to say: Someone is broadcasting wild pandas live, why don't you hurry up and watch it, search for room 12580, and the fat man will take you to open a new outdoor world.

Generally, it is normal for newcomer anchors to go to the big anchors to advertise, but there are too many of them, and the barrage becomes full of advertisements, which affects the audience's perception and experience, so Brother Long hired a special room manager, and once he found out that the tourists who advertised, he immediately waited in a small black house.

Sure enough, this is called Tonight's Fight, and after the advertisement, he was in the small black house of the housing management, but the live broadcast of wild pandas he said just now, as well as the fat man, these two keywords make him care a lot, I don't know why, Brother Long is now very concerned when he hears something related to fat.

When there was no fish to bite the hook, Brother Long searched room 12580 with his mobile phone, and when he clicked in, his whole face was pulled down directly, and sure enough, it was this dead fat man again, why every time he noticed this dead fat man, he was doing something.

Last time it was a lake monster.

This time, even the national treasure was not spared.

Just as Brother Long was watching, suddenly a small TV flew over Chen Yang's live broadcast room.

Qingshan rewarded a small TV with a dragon, and said: Why is the fat man still in the mountains, when will I broadcast fishing live again, Brother Long next door has already won the quota of the [Global River Giant Beast Wild Fishing Competition], these two days have been blowing non-stop, I have to talk about this more than a dozen times every day, fat man, I feel that your skills are better than Brother Long, and I may strive for another place is yours. ”

Chen Yang said to the camera: "Thank you for the reward from Qingshan Dragon, okay, I'll fight for it." ”

Listening to this awkward name of the competition, Chen Yang remembered that when he was in Reed Lake, the chairman seemed to want to let himself participate in a fishing competition, and it seemed to be called this name, but he didn't agree at that time.

"Qingshan Dragon: Come on, fat man, you can do it. ”

Just after the small TV was brushed, another rocket rose at the bottom of the live broadcast room, triggering a banner notification on the whole platform.

The single on Midsummer Night rewarded a rocket and said, "What to pretend, if you want to go, just say it, I can contact President Li and ask him to help you sign up." ”

How is it this Midsummer Night's singleness again.

Chen Yang is really afraid of her, isn't it forbidden for her to continue to reward herself through the wolf's tooth operation team, how can she reward again.

What's wrong with this baby, reward if you don't agree with a word, you don't spend money like this, other men's crazy rewards are purposeful, like I am so fat, what are you doing.

However, what she said made Chen Yang a little concerned, and when she contacted President Li, it was difficult for this girl to know herself.

"Sister, do we know each other?" Chen Yang suddenly asked.

"A Midsummer Night's Single: How can we know each other with your wooden fish head. ”

"Huh. Chen Yang laughed awkwardly twice.

"Aren't you banned by the system? Chen Yang asked.

"Midsummer Night's single: After I was banned from tipping, I sent a wolftooth live broadcast platform acquisition plan to the company's major shareholders, I think the prospect of the live broadcast platform is very good, and it is the mainstream development direction of the Internet in the future, so I suggested that the company merge and acquire some Internet companies with unicorn potential when developing its core business, so I became a temporary shareholder of the wolf's tooth live broadcast company, if nothing else, now these real estate managers have to listen to me. ”

Forehead~~

Chen Yang was stunned on the spot, and the tourists in the live broadcast room couldn't react for a moment, and roughly sorted out the information like this, this single tourist named Midsummer Night, because he was dissatisfied with his account was banned from rewarding, so he directly let his company merge and acquire the wolf's tooth live broadcast company.

That's right, right?

When watching the live broadcast, I have indeed seen a lot of trenches, even Principal Wang's kind of shot is hundreds of thousands, but this kind of direct acquisition of other people's companies at every turn is really rare, in front of this kind of trench, the barrage in the live broadcast room was instantly quiet.

Brother Long who secretly watched.

I don't know why, I feel that I am really not far from the day when I will be invited to go outdoors, and my biggest fan will defect, why is there such a big boss to support him, looking at him like that, he seems to be unhappy, and let the operation team prohibit her from continuing to reward.

Isn't there a hole in the head?

A rocket is 3888 yuan, even if you work hard for a week, you may not be able to deceive a rocket, this dead fat man is good, but I don't want it, at this moment, another rocket rose at the bottom of Chen Yang's live broadcast room, triggering a banner notification on the whole platform.

"Can you give a reason for the reward?" Chen Yang said helplessly.

"A Midsummer Night's Single: Because I like pandas. ”

"Roll the calves. Chen Yang scolded angrily.

"Midsummer Night's singleness: Anyway, I have a reason to tip, you don't care about me, one day I'm tired of tipping, so I'll naturally stop. ”

Chen Yang: .......

After seeing this conversation, Brother Long shook his head and sighed, and silently withdrew from the live broadcast room, feeling that it is better not to watch it, otherwise it will easily cause imbalance in his heart, and there is indeed a gap between people.