Ji Mumu and Tou'er couldn't help laughing.

Hahaha!

For a moment, the entire bathroom was filled with laughter. The laughter even spread throughout the second floor in an instant.

Ji Mumu leaned back and smiled with a smile, and the head was also laughing and holding his stomach, even Yang Tianci was also happy.

Yang Tianci swore that even during the Spring Festival, the atmosphere had never been so happy.

These people are laughing like this, not to mention the beard that has been licked by the goat!

The laughter was hoarse and breathless, and the laughter was a bit like a ghost crying wolf, which was very funny.

The soldiers guarding the second floor were stunned: "What's the situation, what are the people inside laughing at?" ”

"The boss has never been so happy, I dare to swear with my life. ”

"Could it be that they shook hands and made peace? You see the killer laughing, too. ”

"It may well be. Burst...... I'm also being rendered to laugh at this moment. ”

Until the end, Ji Mumu couldn't hold it anymore, so she yelled that her stomach hurt and left the bathroom.

The leader also left, for he cracked open the wound on his arm with laughter.

Yang Tianci had no choice but to laugh alone with his cheeks.

"Don't laugh, you're about to laugh Lao Tzu to death. Yang Tianci scolded.

"What the hell am I ...... Ha ha...... You've got what it takes...... Hahaha...... Kill me...... Hahahaha...... Grass you...... Hahahaha!" The beard cursed, but he scolded with a smile, without any momentum at all, as if he was joking among friends.

Yang Tianci's slap fell on the other party's face without hesitation: "Grass, you are paralyzed, do you have the ability to say it again?"

"I'm grass...... Hahaha...... Hahaha...... Are you paralyzed...... Hahahaha...... You can't be good...... Good Death...... Hahaha......"

Yang Tianci's smile turned cold: "It seems that I didn't greet him well enough." ”

So, he smeared honey on the other foot of his beard.

The bearded man laughed wildly and asked, "You...... Do you want to do ...... Do...... I...... Hahaha...... You...... Hahaha......"

Yang Tianci snapped his fingers at the Tibetan mastiff, and the Tibetan mastiff immediately understood, and when he walked up, he licked the soles of his beard.

Tibetan mastiffs have more barbs on their tongues, and they have a larger area, and the "laughing fruit" is more powerful.

The smile was more "joyful", he was suffocated when he laughed, out of breath, and his face was pale for a while.

Finally, after laughing like this for a few minutes, the beard couldn't hold on any longer, and after a strange "gurgling" sound came out of his throat, he fainted.

Yang Tianci originally wanted to wake him up, but he thought to himself, pain can make people sober, I don't know if laughter can make people sober.

So he tried it out, and smeared more honey on his feet and clumping nests, and the goats licked the soles of his feet, and the Tibetan mastiffs licked their squeaky nests......

I didn't expect this trick to really work, and it didn't take long for the beard to wake up, and he continued to laugh when he woke up.

Laughing straight at all, he finally lost his breath, and his laughter turned into a "whining" sound like a rooster crowing......

The beard couldn't hold on any longer, and laughed, "I'...... I lost...... Hahaha...... You...... You're amazing...... Hahaha...... I say...... I say it all...... Hahaha. ”

Yang Tianci took away the Tibetan mastiff and goat.

"Say it. Yang Tianci took out his mobile phone and turned on the recording function: "Let me ask you, what are the identities of you and that girl?"

"We're a killer combo. The beard said weakly: "The Golden Boy and Jade Girl Killer Organization, a first-class killer." ”

"Golden boy and jade girl?" Yang Tianci smiled: "That girl said that it was okay to be a jade girl, as for this golden boy...... You have a beard, and you are embarrassed to say that it is a golden boy?"

Beard: "Beard...... The beard is also what I look like after I disguise myself, not my real appearance. ”

Yang Tianci continued: "Who is the master of your family? Is your purpose to kill a few of us?"

Bearded: "The master's order is to kill the head at all costs." As for you, the master said that he would leave a life for the time being, and he would end your life himself. ”

"My master, you should know, it's the four you said. ”

Yang Tianci: "Don't fucking fart, there are still people behind the four." I'm talking about the master behind the four. ”

Beard: "We are really in direct contact with Sijo, as for the big boss behind him, I really don't know, and I haven't heard of it, we used to mess with Sijo." ”

Yang Tianci was skeptical about this, so he continued to let the Tibetan mastiff and the goat lick each other.

As a result, the beard almost died of laughter, and he still insisted that he really didn't know the big boss behind the four.

Now Yang Tianci believes that what he said is true.

Yang Tianci continued to ask, "Where is the base camp of the four jos?"

Hu Hu said: "In the Royal Hall in Hexi Province, we are all connected with Sijo there. ”

With that, Yang Tianci asked a few more questions, and his beard answered in a proper manner.

After Yang Tianci finished asking, he looked at his beard coldly: "It's better if what you say is true, if there is half a lie, Lao Tzu will die...... No, laugh at you. ”

Beard: "......"

Yang Tianci took the recording and found the leader and Ji Mumu.

After the boss and Ji Mumu learned that the other party was a golden boy and a jade girl, they were both a little surprised.

Leader: "The golden boy and girl are the gold medal killers in China, and the success rate of assassination has reached ninety percent, which is a remarkable achievement, and has a certain reputation in the killer world all over the world." I didn't expect that Sijo's ability was so great, and he actually brought these two living treasures under his command. ”

Ji Mumu: "I didn't expect that the dignified golden boy would be tossed into that by a student." I estimate that he will have no face to continue to mess around in the future, which is a stain that will linger for the rest of his life. ”

The leader asked Ji Mumu again: "What kind of royal club, do you understand?"

Ji Mumu nodded: "It's simple to understand." The Royal Club, is the number one boss in Hexi Province, the industry of the Buddha, in Hexi Province, and even the whole country, are famous, is a forbidden place, without an internal membership card can not enter, if it is trespassing, the other party does not mind killing...... And as far as I know, the number of people who died in the clubhouse was no less than double digits. ”

"Shhh The head gasped: "That Buddha, what is the origin, why are you so bold?"

Ji Mumu said: "I heard that the Buddha has a cousin in the center, and he relied on his cousin's relationship to lay down the country in Hexi Province. He not only dominates the underground world of Hexi Province, but even has a certain influence in the officialdom. ”

According to the data, in the officialdom of Hexi Province alone, there are seventeen or eighteen disciples of the Buddha. ”

The leader smiled disdainfully: "This old thing is really a parasite." Lao Tzu's people fought with their lives abroad to protect them, and they actually made this show for Lao Tzu in China...... That Buddha must die. ”

Ji Mumu immediately nodded: "Understood." ”

"Without further ado. The leader said, "Now let's go and besiege the opponent's base camp." Lao Tzu bulldozed his base camp and watched how Shijo fought with Lao Tzu. ”

As soon as they said they would do it, the three of them got busy, organized 30 soldiers, divided into five cars, and worked for more than an hour before setting off for Hexi Province.

The convoy was mighty and murderous, heading straight for Hexi Province.

The place where the two provinces meet is the most chaotic place for public order, poor and backward, and the mountain roads are not well repaired, and there are potholes.

The five cars drove slowly, and the road was very bumpy.

And when driving on a narrow mountain road, the car in front of it burst its tire with a bang.

The one who drove in the front was Yang Tianci. As soon as the car burst a tire, he immediately got out of the car to check the situation.

And when he saw it like this, Yang Tianci was suddenly dumbfounded.

I saw that the road was densely sprinkled with nails, and it was strange if the tire did not burst.

He immediately realized that there was an ambush.

As a result, as soon as I thought of this, there was a sudden sound of gunfire around me.

He turned his head in horror to look.

Behind the rocks on both sides of the road, in the bushes and grass, countless guns stretched out, and the black holes pointed directly at them.

To say the least, there must be hundreds of guns!

Worst!

Yang Tianci's heart suddenly became nervous, his legs were weak, and he was so frightened that he almost collapsed on the ground.

was surrounded by the other party.

And it's also a team of 100 people with loaded guns.

This time, I'm afraid it's really going to be difficult to fly.