Zhao Yishan's stage accident only caused his worries at the beginning, after all, he was the old man of the Spring Festival Gala, after a little adjustment, the whole person had already entered the rhythm, and in the following performance, he gave everyone an excellent performance. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

In all fairness, this sketch is very good, it has both the fan base of "Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow", and Xiao Cui's assist, plus this is a satirical sketch of "satirical stars playing big names", which is very interesting, and it is a rare masterpiece of Lao Zhao in the past two years.

On a meager level, except for the initial "black bag forgetting to bring" incident, the rest of the jokers are basically positive comments.

Lin Mu and these audiences looked at it normally, and naturally felt that this sketch was quite good and ended successfully, but Zhao Yishan finally came out of the stage, and the beads of sweat that were suppressed all over his body suddenly appeared.

If it weren't for the emergency cooperation with the backstage staff, the accident in front of the TV would have been resolved, and this sketch would probably have a problem when it was on the scene.

What's more serious is that the live broadcast screen on TV is actually a performance shot 30 seconds ago, and if you don't remedy it, you can only switch to the previously recorded video, so as to ensure that the audience in front of the TV will not see a farce.

Others looked relaxed and funny, Zhao Yishan was holding the lunch box at that time, and his heart almost jumped to his throat, and when the remedy was completed, he was so nervous that he almost forgot the words, that is, he was experienced, and there were white clouds in his pocket, so he completed the performance.

"If it weren't for the fact that those bamboo shoots in a page of the book made people relieve high blood pressure a lot, I'm afraid I would have to be sent to the hospital when I got off the stage, right?"

At this time, Zhao Yishan still had time to think about this problem.

Xiaoyang and Song Bao'er hurriedly helped him to the lounge, handed over the medicine, and Song Bao'er even hung up the bottle and drip with ease, and gave him a direct infusion.

The leader of CCTV came over and didn't say anything, just let him rest at ease, but Zhao Yishan was ashamed in his heart.

"Master is fine, although it was exposed on the Internet, everyone expressed their understanding and didn't say anything. Two years ago, when the time was announced at 12 o'clock, several hosts scrambled to speak, and the audience didn't say anything......?

Zhao Yishan waved his hand with a headache: "Of course the audience won't say anything, but the leaders of this party are not happy, which one was not punished in the end? Now the CCTV Spring Festival Gala is becoming more and more formal, and there are more rules, I relied on this old face, and the director didn't say anything, but Xiaoyang, if you perform on stage, don't learn from me, you must not make a little mistake! Forget it! I won't say anything when it's all down, the TV is on, and I'll watch the live ......."

Xiaoyang hurriedly did as he was told.

Now it is more than nine o'clock, Zhao Yishan watched those singing and dancing, acrobatics and the like for a while, and the relaxation after the mental tension made him feel very tired and couldn't lift his spirits, and immediately signaled Xiaoyang to turn off the TV: "I'll sleep first, Xiaoyang, you wait for her show to start, call me up!"

This sleep was extremely uneasy, and the dream was all about the stage accident just now, and I dreamed over and over again that the national audience scolded me.

When Xiaoyang nudged his arm and shouted to himself to get up, Zhao Yishan only felt a cold feeling on his head, which was from a cold sweat!

"So Packaged"

"I don't know if the old lady can come today......"

People who have seen countless times in the background once again appeared on TV, and Han Lin's voice made Zhao Yishan lift his spirits.

He could feel that, compared to last year, Hanlin's spirit obviously had a feeling of "high spirits", wearing a suit, a damp back, and hair tied at the back, just like Liu Huan.

"Hanlin's New Year's Eve this year is really good, and his sketch seems to be a follow-up to last year's "Part-time Job Adventure", right?"

Although there was a rehearsal before, Zhao Yishan was so focused on his own work that he didn't want to listen to the rehearsal effect of the other party, so this sketch was really the first time he saw it.

The plot develops, last year's Cixi has become today's star artist, and it is still the same big routine and character design, but the details are completely different.

"Look at those international big-name stars, their names are very beautiful, what 'Mani Montes', 'Poggi Xiaosi', all with the word 'Si'! Therefore, I decided to call you 'Mary Chicken Silk'!" Hanlin's sentence opened a laugh.

"Spicy shredded chicken?" Zhao Licheng hurriedly waved her hand, "No, no, why is this a whole dish name?"

Hanlin behaved like a trendy person: "These big stars are like this, you have to get used to it." ”

Zhao Licheng still disagreed: "That's the name given by foreigners, I'm an old Chinese lady, what is it called 'spicy chicken shreds'?"

"What kind of foreign names? Our celebrities also have foreign names, what do you think are 'Charlie', 'David', just this younger generation, and 'Little Divine Sheep'!

The audience laughed all at once, these two years are the time of Xiaoyanghuo, and everyone knows the stalk of his foreign name.

There was no malice in this, and Xiaoyang on the side couldn't help laughing. , Zhao Yishan's face was also much more relaxed.

Seeing that the old lady still didn't agree, Han Lin threw out the big killing weapon: "Don't believe it." I heard that old lady, you have a good relationship with the 'one-page book'?"

Zhao Yishan was stunned, this is ridiculing Lin Mu?

"Yes, I met him when I was filming "Journey to the West", what's wrong? He still has an American name?"

Han Lin looked arrogant: "You don't know this, he not only has the American name of 'abook', but also the Russian name of 'one-page book'!"

The audience at the scene of the program on TV burst into laughter all of a sudden, everyone in the stalk of "abook" knows, what the hell is "one-page bookservice"?

"What the hell?" the old lady was stunned, "can't you be a crocodile?"

The two people at the scene of the show, Zhao is ridiculing, the audience is more happy, the key to this kind of laughter is to look at people, a strange star, and a well-known Lin Mu, everyone obviously prefers to ridicule Lin Mu.

"We're laughing and jubilant, we're reading a page of the Spring Festival Gala, and I don't know what kind of expression it is......" Xiaoyang said with a smile.

Zhao Yishan laughed for a while, but shook his head lonely, judging from the current plot effect, the other party is faintly higher than himself, and the atmosphere of the show is also better than himself.

"Am I really old?"

……

Zhao Yishan sighed there, Lin Mu was very embarrassed here.

The family was eating, and such a stalk was exposed, Rao is he usually in a good mood, and he is also a little embarrassed at this time.

If you say, it's just that the atmosphere of the family is lively, and you hate those jokers who hate the meager ones, and they don't have big brains, but the ideas are more and more jumpy one by one, and the rhythm is soon crooked.

"A page of comfort? Haha, the book is big, say, what is your relationship with Gorky?

"Brother upstairs, don't think too much about dirty books, don't you hear it?'Comfortable dead chicken overnight', alas, people's little sister came out to beg for a living, why are you so anxious about dirty books, you have to kill people?"

“……！！”

"I'm going to go! The Spring Festival Gala has overturned!"

"A comfortable dead chicken overnight? It's over, I can't eat this Chinese New Year's Eve dinner! If I don't go back to the room, my mother will turn over my phone!"

In the middle of Lin Mu's black line, this group of livestock had already driven the car to the sauna shop, and one by one the evil meager @, in Lin Mu's opinion, was full of malice.

Even on a meager level, Uncle Da, who is extremely immodest on weekdays, also changed this paragraph and made a bad smile.

It's really hopeless.

Zhao Licheng had called herself before, saying that she was borrowing her name to ridicule her in the show, which is very common in the performance circle, and Lin Mu didn't care.

Who would have thought that these old artists didn't think crookedly, as a small joke, for the whole sketch, it was just a screw.

Who would have thought that those meager young jokers had forcibly assembled this screw into a car, and they drove this car on it!

How can this make people have fun?

……

However, this kind of laughter was quickly washed away by another thing, and Lin Mu was even shocked into a cold sweat.

In order to show the exaggerated comedic effect, the two sang "Ping Ju" with dynamic music, accompanied by singing and dancing, everything was fine, but the last sentence "You say it's uncomfortable or not", when Zhao Lirong squatted in a circle, her left leg landed on the ground and half knelt at a time, but it made Lin Mu, who didn't care about it, secretly frightened.

This kneeling, the group of backup dancers behind didn't see anything, and Meng Wei on the side didn't seem to react, still standing aside with a smile.

Hanlin seems to be the same, still the same as if he was out of the woods.

But Lin Mu has already seen from the unexpected posture of the old lady's joint landing on the ground, as well as the sound of "bang" when she landed, that this is an accident, an accident that was urgently remedied by the old lady!

Half-kneeling for a while, she didn't see anything, when Han Lin helped her up, Lin Mu clearly saw that the old lady's face was full of pain, her upper body was leaning down, and the weight of her whole body was almost concentrated on the hands that Han Lin was holding, and she didn't even seem to be able to breathe, and her eyes were closed uncomfortably for ventilation, which was obviously a sign that she couldn't use her strength.

"My legs and feet are not good, I exercised too much, and I hurt my leg bones?" Lin Muqiang felt uneasy in his heart, said a word to his family, and then returned to his room and made a phone call.

This two-minute effort, "So Packaged" has ended.

The first call didn't get through, but after the second call came, it was Han Lin's voice, which shocked Lin Mu's heart.

"How's the old lady?!" Lin Mu got straight to the point.

In Han Lin's voice, there was not a trace of joy after the performance of the show: "I fell! I stumbled on the ground just now, the situation is very serious, my godmother was carried out by me just now, her legs are all water, and they are badly swollen, the doctor has just examined it, and said that this is going to be an operation! How can this be? I was obviously ...... during the rehearsal."

Lin Mu nodded and said, "Then you should hurry up and take her to the hospital! I'll take a look tomorrow!"

For this kind old lady who is kind by nature and extremely dedicated to art, Lin Mu has a very good relationship with her on weekdays.

……

Hanging up the phone, Lin Mu thought about it and called Su Che in the capital.

Without waiting for the other party to speak, Lin Mu became transparent: "Su Che, I remember that in your father's house, there seems to be a jar of tiger bone wine, right?"

Su Che was puzzled: "Yes, it was sent by a friend of his in South Africa, what's wrong?"

"I'm going to use that jar of wine now, how about you help me steal it out?"

Su Che: "......"

"Well, I know it can be difficult, but I really ......"

Su Che's voice revealed a hint of excitement and eagerness: "No problem! When are you coming over?"

Lin Mu wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, which is why he asked the other party to steal the medicinal wine, it is clear that Su Che has already thought about his father's precious medicinal wine: "I'll go over today, I should be able to arrive in the afternoon, well, I'll talk about it when I get ......there."

After talking to the family, Lin Mu was also used to Lin Mu's irregular busyness, and just told him to be careful on the road.

Little Lori has probably been separated from Lin Mu for a long time, and this time she said that she would play with Lin Mu, but Lin Mu had no choice, so she put her in the car and drove directly to the nearest Zhengzhou Airport overnight.

There, his private jet had been prepared, and Lin Mu was relieved until he got on the plane.

The reason why he attaches so much importance to tiger bone medicinal wine is because this raw material is really rare, and Su's father has done a wide range of business, so his friends in South Africa gave him such a can, but he couldn't find an effective bone supplement medicine for a while.

"It's not nothing, Pixiu breeding, cold arrow bamboo nourishing qi, jasper bamboo nourishing spirit, has included most of the role of spiritual bamboo, but there is also a kind of bamboo, called 'dragon scale bamboo', specializing in raising bones, its bamboo rice and bamboo shoots, is more effective than ordinary tiger bones. But I've traveled all over the world in the past year, and I even have the nutrient solution I cultivated all year round, but I've never seen a suitable 'Dragon Scale Bamboo' again......"

Lin Mu was upset, the plane had already landed at the capital airport, and as soon as he got off the plane and turned on his mobile phone, he received more than a dozen missed calls.

In addition to some calls that were obviously New Year's greetings, several calls from "Wang Chongyang" in Sichuan made him wonder.

When I invited the other party to shoot "Condor" before, the other party's tone was a little abnormal, and now there are so many calls?

Before he could think clearly, the call from "Wang Chongyang" came again.

"It's hard to speak, but pharmacist, can you lend me some money first, and if my salary in the future is not enough, I will slowly repay your ......."

Borrow money?

This is extremely normal for other people, but it is unexpectedly for this Taoist priest who once played "Wang Chongyang", in reality, is a dilapidated Taoist temple and has never spoken to himself on weekdays.

Lin Mu was worried about Zhao Lirong's affairs at this time, and he also believed in the other party's character, and heard that the other party was going to borrow 100,000, so he immediately transferred 200,000 yuan to the other party.

"Since he opened his mouth, he must have encountered something urgent, and when he is busy with this side of the matter, he might as well go to him to have a look......"