Chapter 290: This ball is really disobedient
Chapter 290: This ball is really disobedient
It was still early, Wei Xiaobao was not in a hurry to sleep, he was worried about the yīn yang curse mark in Wang Keke's body, so he took out the phone without hesitation and found the number of Erya, who was far away.
"The call you made is turned off......
On the other end of the phone, there was a voice of a man or a woman, Wei Xiaobao was not happy to hear it, so he dialed it again, but it was still this nasty voice on the phone.
"It is estimated that Erya has been put under house arrest by the people of the Cup, and he dares to leak the "Cup", which is really a big crime. Wei Xiaobao smiled bitterly, thinking of Erya's chubby appearance, Wei Xiaobao's heart rose a warm, before the age of ten, that was Wei Xiaobao's most leisurely period so far, all day long with Erya and Erya and Er stunned wandering around the village, as soon as he heard someone's hen crow, he sneaked out to pick up eggs. As soon as they heard that the uncle or aunt who had gone out on a mission in the village had returned, they would run to the house and stay until they got the benefits they deserved. Before the age of ten, it was not illegal for Wei Xiaobao to peep at the second aunt of the village to take a bath, and everyone in the village knew that after the obscene Wei Laosan joined the voyeur ranks, the xìng quality changed.
However, Wei Xiaobao is not worried about Erya's safety, because Erya's grandmother is the saintess of the cup clan.
"It stands to reason that the second stunned son should come back to Dongying to do the task, right?" Wei Xiaobao calculated the time, when he took the task in the past, it was usually only a few days back and forth, and the longest one was only more than ten days, but this time the second stunned person went to Dongying for a month or two. Wei Xiaobao estimated that the second stunned man might have come back a long time ago, but he had already gone to YN at that time, so the two missed it.
Now that the ** rì has approached, Wei Xiaobao is no longer idle, and goes directly into the room to study the "Chūn Palace Map".
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The waiting rìzi always makes Wei Xiaobao a little nervous, today is Friday, and there are two sketching classes of Teacher Cang in the morning. There is no doubt that Wei Xiaobao is about to usher in the mid-term exam of this course. Although he didn't have the usual points, Wei Xiaobao was confident that his sketching skills were by no means comparable to ordinary people, after all, in order to teach him to sketch, Mr. Cang almost gave up his body completely.
"With such a responsible teacher, my mother no longer worries that you can't learn sketch well. Wei Xiaobao sat in the first row and threw a wink at Mr. Cang who was standing on the podium, so what, Mr. Cang always has a soft spot for short skirts with arms.
Teacher Cang was looking at Wei Xiaobao at this time, and happened to bump into Wei Xiaobao's flattering eyes, and ...... obediently Teacher Cang actually blushed!
Wei Xiaobao really thinks that with Teacher Cang's appearance and figure, it is really a matter of money to be listed by the dean Song Qiulie, the dean of the academy, damn, he wants to dive Teacher Cang.
Swallowing his saliva, Wei Xiaobao glanced at Wang Keke, who had already started sketching, and quickly entered the exam state.
It can be said that Wei Xiaobao's ability to learn new things and understand xìng is quite good, in just a few days he actually grasped the essentials of sketching just right, in the words that Mr. Cang once praised him in the studio, that is: If you are in ancient times, you are definitely a first-class court painter.
Court painters?Yes, Wei Xiaobao immediately thought of the great wetters who created "Chūn Palace Map".
Because it is not a test arranged by the school, the results have already come out when the test is completed in the morning and the school is left in the afternoon.
"Everyone in the class passed the guò and not a single one failed. ”
After receiving a text message from the squad leader Li Ruhua, Wei Xiaobao didn't almost pull a girl passing by to kiss them wildly.
"Fourth, are you crazy? This is the school, don't mess around. Beside Wei Xiaobao, Li Bai, whose body was still round, smiled and said, "Fourth, next Monday's Singles' Day, how about we organize a group to open a room?"
"Hehe, open a room in a group, is Huang Yiyi willing to open with you?" Wei Xiaobao teased: "I think you should lose weight first, otherwise you will lose your breath as soon as you pounce on it." ”
"Damn, fourth, why do you say that?" Li Bai touched his round belly and said helplessly: "Yiyi said the same thing, she asked me to lose weight, saying that if I could lose one hundred or four pounds, she would agree to go out with me to open a room, but I insisted on running every day, and I still couldn't lose it." What can I do?"
"Isn't this simple?
"No, the death of a manly husband will also die on the belly of a woman, and I want to think of beauty below. Li Bai glared at Zhao Kuo indignantly, then lowered his head and muttered to himself: "Actually, it's not impossible to ask me to be below, it's just that everyone is once, and you have to experience the feeling of conquering a woman." ”
"Bang!"
When Wei Xiaobao heard Li Bai say that he was a virgin, he hit the street lamp on the side without paying attention.
"Your sister, do you still want to be shameless? On the night when you were a prisoner of war with Duanmuhong and those people, didn't you go outside to open a room with a few senior sisters across the street from our dormitory?" Wei Xiaobao touched the small pimple on his forehead, looked at Li Bai with disdain, and said, "Brother didn't wronged you, didn't you ask me for medicine for back pain the next day?"
"That time...... We didn't have that good or bad that time, we were just landlords who fought all night. As for the medicine I asked you for for back pain, it was because I lost every night of squatting and walking all night. Li Bai argued with a blushing face and a thick neck.
Wei Xiaobao and his little friends were immediately stunned, and Zhao Kuo was also stunned......
"Hehe, I'm going to sue sù Yiyi. Wei Xiaobao smiled cheaply: "Unless my brother asks you to help me on Singles' Day, you have to help me how you want." ”
Li Bai was shocked when he heard that Wei Xiaobao was going to tell him about this mess, so even if Wei Xiaobao said at this time that he wanted him to hand over the fresh chrysanthemums, he would not hesitate to hand them over.
"Okay, brother is out, I promise you whatever you ask me to do. Li Bai patted his chest and agreed.
Because Wang Keke was still making final preparations for the upcoming "Youth Song Competition" on Monday in the Ministry of Literature and Art, in order to wait for Wang Keke, Wei Xiaobao followed Li Bai and Zhao Kuo to the basketball court to play to pass the time.
Wei Xiaobao didn't understand basketball, so when Li Bai and Zhao Kuo were looking at it in a stuffy dribbling and pitching posture, he also hurriedly ran up to grab one to play, but as he imagined, this ball was really not very fun.
Wei Xiaobao scholar Li Bai looked like he was dribbling under his crotch, but the basketball collided directly with his little friend. "Paralyzed, this ball is really disobedient. Wei Xiaobao picked up the basketball and stood directly outside the three-point line and threw it at the basket.
Swish!
Basketball in the frame, hollow!
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