Chapter 539: Blowing Up Again

"Idiot! You're a fool! If you accept such a stupid apprentice, Lao Tzu will be unlucky for eight lifetimes!"

The voice of the Taoist priest suddenly sounded in his hesitant mind, followed by the scenes of the past that happened when he was a child.

"You still want to fly like you're stupid? You can't even climb a tree, and you can't pull it directly when you go to the sky? Hurry up, climb up for me! If you can't eat the top fruit today, you won't want to eat in the next ten days!"

Under a big tree nearly two zhang high, the Taoist priest sat lazily on the ground, carrying a small wine jug in one hand and holding a wine cup in the other.

"Cry, cry, cry, cry! You kid has the energy to wipe the horse urine on Lao Tzu here, why don't you save your strength and climb up for me in one go? What, why don't I go up by myself? Nonsense, Lao Tzu is too lazy to move, don't you know? When you are better than Lao Tzu one day, you can be lazy, and when the time comes, you will watch Lao Tzu climb! If you have no strength, you have no rights, and if you have no strength, your fate will never be in your own hands! If you can't even climb a tree, you dare to talk to me about human rights and reason? I'll come down and see if your reasoning is hard or Lao Tzu's fists are hard!"

The little fat man, who was only six or seven years old, hung on the trunk of the tree like a koala, looked up to see that there was still at least three-quarters of the way away, and then looked down at the fist of the Taoist priest who was showing off his might, and the little fat man with tears in his eyes snorted and snorted, gritted his teeth and continued to climb up.

The Taoist priest said that "if you don't have strength, you don't have power", Li Chuyi didn't know, but he knew that his truth was definitely not as hard as the Taoist priest's fist. If you can't climb the tree, at most you will fall down and die, but the fist of the Taoist priest can make him die in pain, and life is better than death, so he naturally knows how to choose.

As soon as the picture turns, the trees disappear and are replaced by a peaceful and beautiful lake. The sparkling surface of the lake looks like a big gem in the sunlight, and the clear water makes you feel the urge to dive in and swim a few laps.

But Li Chuyi didn't seem to jump in, he couldn't wait to get as far away from here as possible. Unfortunately, the Taoist priest was watching from behind him, and this time he did not carry the wine jug, but found a thick and long branch and strung a four-clawed creature several feet long and roasted it on the fire.

The flames licked the flesh and gave off a tantalizing aroma, and the fat from the roasted meat dripped into the fire, making the flames more and more vigorous. Li Chuyi smelled the smell of meat but rarely did not show any greed, his face was blue and his eyes were dark, and he looked at the behemoth swimming back and forth in the water not far away.

Occasionally, these behemoths raised their heads slightly out of the water, and the little fat man saw the pair of fierce big eyes that chose people to devour, and his fleshy body couldn't help but tremble for a while, and his feet involuntarily retreated a little.

He knew that the reason why these behemoths gathered here and did not disperse was not because they were hungry and wanted to eat him, but because the fragrant animal roasted in the hands of the Taoist priest was none other than the cubs of these big guys in the water.

"Go in and stay for half an hour before coming out, or you can grab any of them and come out early. If you dare to go ashore without permission, then you will be fined a stick of incense. ”

The Taoist priest said slowly, and after speaking, he carefully took a bite of the beast meat while blowing cool air, and the hot and delicious meat made him smile while exhaling the hot air, but when he turned his head and saw the little fat man still standing stupidly on the shore, his face suddenly pulled down again.

"What are you rubbing? You can't go down yet! Isn't it just a few water tigers and crocodiles, and you are afraid of a few small fish, and you will not have to kneel directly if you fly into the sky and meet some thunderbirds and eagles?"

Small... Small fish?

Xiao Chu trembled and pointed to the water tiger crocodiles in the water, and looked at the Taoist priest with a sad and angry face.

Seeing this, the Taoist priest glared, pulled his face, and said: "What? Do you think I'm not right? It's a small fish! If you look at these little fish carefully, you can see that the ones who eat meat are obviously Lao Tzu, but why do they only attack you and don't dare to be cruel to Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu tells you why, it's because Lao Tzu beat them and is afraid, but when you see them, you are instigated! People are good and are bullied, and people who are weak can only be beaten! Hurry up and give Lao Tzu down, if you don't satisfy Lao Tzu today, you won't eat!"

How dare Xiao Chuyi go down, pick a random water tiger crocodile inside, the teeth are almost half as tall as his body, how can he still have his life when he goes this time?

"Idiot!" The Taoist priest waited for a long time and saw that Li Chuyi was still hesitant, pulling his face and putting the big meat skewer in his hand heavily.

Xiao Chu felt bad when he saw his movements, he just wanted to run but saw that the Taoist priest had appeared behind him at some point, he only felt a pain in his buttocks, and the whole person suddenly flew up, howling all the way and falling into the water with a scream, and the already uncalm water surface suddenly became turbulent and chaotic.

"Why, this idiot! I have to go down sooner or later, and I have to force Lao Tzu to make a move! I have wasted so much energy, what should I do if I see Xiao Taochun and Lao Tzu is half exhausted? Hurry up and eat more meat to make up for it! Wait a minute, I will catch a sheep and come back to make up for it, just choose to step on the mountain and fly the antelope, just let this kid practice his speed again!"

Scolding and scolding, the Taoist priest staggered back to the fire and sat down, as if it took a lot of effort to kick that kick, as if he was exhausted after three days and three nights of fighting with someone.

Poor Xiao Chu didn't know that his next cultivation had already been arranged, but he knew that he didn't have time to think about it. Facing the water tiger crocodile that was huddled around him, he could only grit his teeth and struggle.

Similar scenes are constantly replaying in my mind like shadow puppetry, these "training" that made Li Chuyi grit his teeth and hate at that time itched in the cracks of his bones, but at this time, there is an indescribable warmth and nostalgia. It was the persecution of the Taoist priest again and again that made him what he is now, if it was according to Li Chuyi's original character, not to mention the feats of killing Nan Xu Zhan Liu Fang for Li Sinian and openly making enemies of the hundred clans, even killing someone may make him scared to pee his pants.

Ruyan recalled the past for a long time, and the last scene was fixed in the scene where the Taoist priest rode the rotten gourd before the opening of the Wuyang Tomb.

At that time, he discussed with the Taoist priest the life experience of the five sheep old monsters and caused a catastrophe, but as a result, the clouds were scolded and dispersed by his fierce master. Although Li Chuyi, who didn't know much about the affairs of monks at the beginning, also felt great admiration for his master, but later, as he learned more and more about the world of monks, he really realized how powerful his Taoist master who had not had plastic surgery all day long.

"Heavenly Tribulation? What is the Heavenly Tribulation, there is more profound power in the world, how many can this Heavenly Tribulation be? When you cultivate to the highest realm, what are the three calamities, nine tribulations and eighteen tribulations, to you it is a fart. ”

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"Man's destiny is destined. This is a vulgar statement, but the truth is true. Heaven is destined to make you blessed, so you must be lucky with you. Heaven is destined to make you miserable, so no matter how hard you try, you will end up miserable. ”

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My generation of monks cultivates qi, cultivates soul, cultivates Tao, and fights for their own destiny. Although the mandate of heaven is determined, it is not inviolable. As long as you make yourself strong enough, when the destiny comes, you have the strength to fight against it, how can you not earn a piece of heaven for yourself? Think about the predecessors who changed their lives and ascended to immortals in the past, if they obeyed the heavens, how could they cultivate the Great Dao and become true immortals?!"

"My generation cultivates, cultivates our own avenue, and does things that change our lives against the sky. If the sky wants to kill me, I will kill me! Anyway, the result is the same, hum, what am I afraid of?!"

The words of the Taoist priest were deeply engraved into the depths of his soul under the backdrop of the Heavenly Tribulation, and he still seems to be able to feel the scene at that time in retrospect.

The words of the Taoist priest, the domineering spirit of the Taoist priest, and the supreme cultivation of the Taoist priest are the posture of the Taoist priest who defies the sky, and even the clouds of calamity are unbearable and dissipate, and even the sky seems to be trembling faintly in front of the Taoist priest.

Li Chuyi felt fascinated every time he thought about it, and when he recalled it again, he unconsciously kept his spirit rising.

The water in the bath had long since lost its calm, and Li Chuyi did not move, but the surface of the water was still centered on him, constantly stirring up ripples. The mana was agitated but not released, but there was a compelling aura coming from his body. This breath of intangible matter can only be felt and cannot be touched, but it is this invisible and intangible breath that stirs up the wind and clouds in the bathroom, and all the furnishings and water vapor are pushed to the corner of the wall, and after a burst of mourning, the furnishings are overwhelmed and turned into fragments all over the ground.

The fluctuation of the breath rushed out of the bathroom and slammed into the wall of the room, and all kinds of protective prohibitions hidden in the door and wall were opened in an instant. However, most of these prohibitions are external and not internal, and compared with the temporary inn at the gate of the cold prison, the formation prohibitions in this barracks are undoubtedly much weaker, Li Chuyi's breath is wanton and these prohibitions can't stop much at all, and after a while, the aftermath rushed out of the house and swept the entire barracks.

Hao Youxiao was bathing, her eyes were dazed and she didn't know what was on her mind, but after feeling this breath, her face suddenly changed, and she picked up a set of group shirts and put them on her body and rushed out of the room.

When he came to the main hall of the barracks and saw Hao Hongwei with an ugly face, Hao Youxiao asked with a gloomy face: "Which enemy?"

Hao Hongwei looked at Li Chuyi's room with a dark face and a toothache.

Hao Youxiao turned her head to look at it for some reason, but heard the big fat man next to her gritted his teeth and said: "Enemy fart! Li Chuyi's eight calves demolished my room is not enough, he is directly demolished here this time!"

"Li Chuyi?"

Hao Youxiao's pretty face changed greatly, she didn't feel the loss here like the big fat man, but subconsciously panicked: "He can't go crazy, right?

After finishing speaking, ignoring Hao Hongwei, Hao Youxiao turned her head and rushed to Li Chuyi's room.

The big fat man was left behind by a person, and the pain on his face had long disappeared without a trace. He looked at Hao Youxiao, who was anxious and flustered, and scratched his head stupidly.

"What's going on? this girl..."

In a flash of inspiration, he slapped the back of his head suddenly, stared at the bull's eye with a strange face, and muttered with a grinning smile: "Hey, what the hell, is there really something?!

Eight calves

Zi still dares to lie to me, this girl doesn't worry about the loss for Lao Tzu, first worry about you, a little king

The safety of the eggs, do you dare to say that it is okay?"