Chapter 63: Bamboo Blossoms, Move Now
Chen Yang's face darkened.
But now his sense of smell is very sensitive, with a strong pungent smell, choking his nose keeps sneezing, while sneezing, while explaining: "This goods ~~ (Ah sneeze) Many children who grew up in the mountains, I don't need to say ~ ~ (Ah sneeze) know it, they should all eat ~~ (Ah sneeze) It said it was a loss." ”
The tourists in the live broadcast room, looking at the anchor who kept sneezing was funny and funny, they could only sigh that the lethality of the stinky sister was really great.
"I used to climb trees, and my face was sprayed, and it stinked for a long time. ”
"I got red skin ulcers. ”
"I've been shot in the eye. ”
"We call it a stink fart!" From small to large, Grandma Wow, the stink fart bug will fart, and the smell will be earth-shattering!"
"Upstairs is not from Minnan. ”
"Washi is in a bowl of waves, and he stabs and pulls. ”
"The two sides of the strait are one family. ”
Seeing so many people being trapped, Chen Yang's heart instantly balanced, grabbed it and continued: "The stinky eldest sister's scientific name is Bug Elephant, which contains a small amount of fat and protein, I heard that the country that likes to make chicken rolls likes to eat it very much, and it tastes like cinnamon. ”
After Chen Yang finished speaking, he frowned and stared at it.
The tourists in the live broadcast room, seeing the anchor looking at it with resentment, there was a kind of revenge in the corners of their eyes, and they suddenly had a bad premonition.
"Fat man, what are you going to do?"
"Hold on, hold on, don't do it, this food really doesn't taste good at all, trust me. ”
"Nonsense, the fried ones are delicious. ”
In a barrage of persuasion.
Chen Yang continued: "Actually, in addition to farting, the stinky sister also tastes traditional Chinese medicine, which has the function of relieving pain, when I just climbed up, I was cut a lot, if it wasn't for the pain, I didn't want to eat it, try it, see if there is a pain-relieving effect." ”
You dare to squirt my and pee.
I'll make you my protein.
Next.
Chen Yang directly threw the stinky eldest sister into his mouth and chewed it up.
The tourists in the live broadcast room were completely stunned, when did the anchor become so stubborn, he used to let him eat earthworms, and he didn't want to eat them when he died, but now he is actually interested in bed bugs, is the anchor staying with that group of graduate students for a long time, and his head is short-circuited.
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"Can the fat man tell me, what does it taste like?"
"How does it taste to be eaten raw. ”
"Has the anchor stopped the pain?"
Chen Yang had tears in the corners of his eyes, and said to the camera: "This pain-relieving effect is very good, I don't feel any pain at all now, because I am almost stunned, if you have to let me say a taste, you have smelled cat, take one and chew it, it is almost that smell." ”
"No, I have to rinse my mouth. ”
After Chen Yang finished speaking, the whole person lay on the edge of the stream, poured a lot of water, and then rinsed his mouth, and there were always tourists in the live broadcast room, and he rinsed his mouth a total of 26 times from beginning to end.
There's really enough to do this time.
Next, Chen Yang used the cold stream water to simply clean the wound, he bared his teeth in pain, and washed his head polluted by the stinky eldest sister by the way, it is estimated that there is no use for birds, because even if you wash it, the fragrance of the stinky eldest sister will continue to exist for more than two hours.
Chen Yang continued to walk up the stream, and what appeared in front of him was a dense bamboo forest, but something seemed to be wrong, and these bamboos showed some signs of drying.
Chen Yang walked in and took a look.
Just as he expected.
It's no wonder that Rolling gives up its habitat and runs down the mountain.
The bamboo in front of me looked a little strange, and there were patches of bamboo forests, and between the branches grew white flocculent flower spikes, and there were white filaments and small particles the size of rice grains, which looked like they had blossomed and fruited.
Visitors in the live broadcast room were also shocked when they saw this kind of scene.
"Damn, the bamboo is blooming. ”
"Once in a hundred years, I've only heard my grandfather talk about it before, but I've never really seen it!"
"When the bamboo blooms, move immediately is a bad omen. ”
"Silly fork, how good it is to bloom, you can pick some bamboo rice, this thing is delicious. ”
Chen Yang frowned and looked at the bamboo forest in front of him, he knew the serious consequences of bamboo flowering, if there was no human intervention, it wouldn't be long before this bamboo forest would die in pieces, and now many arrows and bamboos can wither and yellow, no wonder Rolling will run down the mountain.
Chen Yang said to the camera: "Bamboo flowering is really not a good thing, the current science can not explain, why does bamboo bloom? But for animals that depend on this food for survival, it is absolutely devastating, in the last century, a certain rolling habitat, there was a large area of bamboo flowering, and 138 rolling corpses were found." ”
When the tourists heard the number, they all jumped.
"Fat man, I don't read much, you lie to me. ”
"It's terrifying, this number. ”
"I can't find it on the ferry. ”
Chen Yang did not continue to talk about this matter, and now the situation is more serious than imagined, because of the system, it is estimated that these tourists do not know how to call the police after seeing the bamboo blooming.
He didn't know how many giant pandas lived in the Eighteen Mountains, but in the face of such a big thing, Chen Yang did not hesitate at all.
Chen Yang: The system comes out and discusses things with you.
System: I'm not here.
Chen raised his eyebrows and jumped: On the premise of not affecting the task, can I notify the tourists to call the police and inform them of the situation in the mountains.
System:...... Wait, I'll ask the leader.
System: Okay, the leader said, theoretically.
System: But......
System: He thinks......
Chen Yang gritted his teeth: If you have something to say, say it quickly, and let it go if you have a fart.
System: Then I said, he thinks it's not impossible to let the tourists who watch the police, but you have to sacrifice part of the reward for this mission, otherwise it does not conform to the system's principle of equivalent exchange, if you don't want to, you can also wait for you to leave the mountain, get your own mobile phone, and choose to call the police.
Chen Yang: It's that simple?
System: What do you think?
Chen Yang: Deal!
System: Pleasant to work with.
Just when Chen Yang reached a cooperation agreement with the system, these tourists who watched the live broadcast suddenly seemed to have opened their minds.
"It seems to be very serious, should we call the police? ”
"The news has not mentioned this, and it is estimated that the people in the scenic spot do not know that the bamboo is blooming. ”
Chen Yang faced the camera and told a white lie: "The last time I dived to save people, my mobile phone was broken, and I ask you to notify the relevant units, tell them the situation here, and at the same time tell them about the rolling life here." ”
"I'm going to call the police. ”
"I'm going to inform the people at the scenic spot. ”
"I went to the Continuous Forestry Bureau. ”
Seeing that the matter was settled, Chen Yang continued to walk forward, this time he rediscovered the billowing footprints, and a lump of loose feces like the last time in the beast path, there were still food scraps with fur and some fibers that were not fully digested.
This time, Chen Yang finally saw it clearly.
The fiber residue should be bamboo, and the food residue, how to look more and more like a * rat, although this product belongs to the bottom of the food chain, but the animals that eat both bamboo and meat, you don't need to think about it to know which one.
Chen Yang followed the footprints and walked forward for a distance.
Suddenly heard.
"Squeak. ”
"Squeak. There was a thick "hum" sound, which were the cries of two completely different animals, and when he walked in with the sound, Chen Yang couldn't help but smile bitterly when he saw the scene in front of him.
Our iron-eating beasts.
Bullied again.
Now he is hiding in the tree and refuses to come down, making a "squeak" aggrieved cry, and it is the three-legged wild boar that bullies it, I don't know why, this wild boar's eyes are getting redder and redder, and his personality seems to be becoming more and more violent, constantly arching the roots of the tree, as if he wants to knock the tree down.
When the visitors in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they were instantly angry.
"It's this bastard again. ”
"What the hell are we messing with you, you're going to bully it like this. ”
"When our family is an adult, I'll bite you to death. ”
"The fat man took these three-legged wild boars away. ”
And not long after Chen Yang appeared.
The wild boar sniffed at the air, and then stared at Chen Yang's direction, Chen Yang's whole person tensed suddenly, he almost forgot that the pig's nose seemed to be more agile than the dog's nose~~
Just as he turned around and wanted to run.
The boar didn't rush at him.
Instead, they rushed in the other direction.
And in a dense bamboo forest, there was a sound of "Wangwang".
A behemoth rushed out.
[Ps: Chong~~ Panda people will never be slaves]