Chapter 496: I'm Not That Kind of Person
Gu Wanli's thigh felt a pinprick pain, and when he turned his head to look at his daughter-in-law, a voice like an announcer came from the stereo:
"This program is exclusively titled and broadcast by Great Wall Motors, it is not recommended for people over 40 years old to watch, if you have a need, please enjoy the ...... accompanied by the post-00s"
Gu Wanli was stunned, and after suddenly realizing it, he quietly wiped his sweat, so embarrassed!
At this time, the ARNING picture gradually dissolved, the curtain went black, and the highly symbolic voice of the famous comedy star Dandan came out: "Attention, attention, a large wave of strange people are coming in groups......"
After the opening screen was played, Gu Wanli saw Li Fan looking at him with a smile, so he said, "This is a good beginning, eh...... I mean, it's quite innovative to invite Mr. Dandan to dub it, ha, haha. ”
Gu Wanli rubbed his thighs again, it hurt!
Because of the barrage, the screen was full of comments from netizens, and everyone paid attention to the comments of netizens while watching the show.
When the "" Fan Xiaotian appeared, netizens all exploded:
"Ahh
"It's so spicy, this big voice!"
"It's not a strange thing, it's a!"
……
Especially when the sentence "You dare qiáng-jiān me, I will qiáng-jiān you, tooth for tooth, hurt each other" was thrown out, netizens almost thought that they had heard it wrong.
Netizens barrage:
"Where did this girl come from, I dare to say it!"
"Hey, look at what scared Mr. Li, haha!"
However, when Fan Xiaotian argued that she was more suitable for Li Fan than Gu Yating, she was still very logical and good at grasping the direction.
Netizens are upset for Gu Yating:
"Fan Xiaotian, it's good to be confident, but to be overconfident is to be ignorant!"
"You don't look as good as Gu Yating all your life!"
"You have to be careful, Gu Yating is carrying a 3-meter-long knife to kill!"
……
Gu Yating didn't carry a knife, but she was holding a fork, she inserted a small half of an apple and handed it to Li Fan, "Come on, face blindness." ”
Gu Wanli said: "This woman shouldn't be able to enter the main competition, right? ”
Gu Yating: "She's really in, Li Fan, explain and explain, is she in love and ready to dump me?"
"She was selected for the round of 18, first of all, she has good logic, sharp language, and her shrewd debating style can disrupt the situation. Her role is like throwing a weasel into a pack of chickens. ”
Gu Wanli nodded: "Looking at your show, it's easy to understand without reading subtitles, and there are too many places to silence, and I can't make up for it in my brain." ”
"In order to pass the trial, the swear words can only be dropped. ”
The show continued, and Li Fan watched the barrage of netizens with his eyes keenly.
Although everyone has different attitudes towards the contestants, they praise the post-production of the show, and they do not hesitate to praise them:
"Wow, it's really skinny in the later stage!"
"It's the best post-production I've ever seen. ”
"From the beginning of the film, the whole process is high-energy, especially Fan Xiaotian was interviewed before the game with a cactus, and during the interview, the 'cactus' exploded on the spot, piercing the picture of everyone in the recording room, it is really too two-dimensional!"
"Half of the success of this episode of the show is counted in the later stage. ”
……
Netizens' affirmation of the level of post-production made the stone in Li Fan's heart fall to the ground, and he finally passed the test smoothly.
After the show was played, Li Fan glanced at the number of clicks, which reached 28 million hits.
Within 1 hour, the number of hits on the program reached 28 million, and Li Fan is still very satisfied with this, it depends on whether he can continue to exert his efforts in the future.
Walking out of the audio-visual room, Gu Wanli took Li Fan to the study again, and he had to fight a few games of chess with Li Fan.
Others often deliberately let go when they play chess with their father-in-law, Li Fan is different, it is really called killing the Quartet mercilessly, and in the end, Gu Yating couldn't look at it, and stood on her father's side, and the father and daughter fought Li Fan.
Can...... Lose! Lose!
Gu's mother also joined the battle, and the result was ......
Nannies Xiaolan and Xiaohui joined, and the driver Brother Cao also came...... A large family gathered behind Gu Wanli, and they made a mess.
Li Fan was alone, fighting alone, full of the spirit of "although tens of millions of people are going to me", and calmly ate the chess pieces.
"Nonsense...... Uh, no, General!" Li Fan made a mistake.
Brother Cao smiled and squeezed his eyes at the boss: "Boss, your uncle seems to want to play mahjong!
Gu Wanli's frowning brows relaxed, playing mahjong is his specialty!
Gu Yating remembered the Mingzi she met at noon, she never expected that the first person to be abused and killed by Li Fan was not Mingzi, but her father.
"Dad, he's just a gambler, his reputation in the mahjong circle is rotten, we don't play with him!"
Gu Wanli raised his eyebrows at Li Fan: "Xiaofan, is your brand so bad?"
Li Fan was speechless: "My brand is good, and I never pay off." They don't have any cards, they basically don't give money when they lose, and they bite me back, saying that my cards are not good, and they reject me, isn't this bullying honest people, uncle, you give a review, how can you bully people like this?
Xiaoting, let me ask you, am my hands and feet not clean when playing cards?
Gu Yating: "No, but so what?"
"How many times have you given me money for playing cards?"
"Huh!"
"Let me ask you again, when did I not give you the money I lost?"
"Have you ever lost?"
Li Fan was "righteous and awe-inspiring": "Of course I have lost, who can always win cards?
Gu Yating saw that Li Fan had taken advantage of the loophole, so she had to correct: "I don't mean the win or loss of a single game, I refer to the win or loss of the whole game, don't pick a word, do you say you have lost the whole game?"
"Uh......"
"Li Fan, please don't use your profession to stifle our interests and hobbies, okay? Sympathize with us, okay?"
Gu Wanli was taken aback: "Xiao Fan has never lost?"
Gu Yating covered her face and recounted her painful experience: "No! mahjong, poker, pai gow, we have tried all kinds of games, and he has never lost." ”
"It's not scientific!" Gu Wanli looked at Li Fan, "If that's the case, then your brand is really bad! No wonder you're excluded at the poker table, haha." ”
"That's it!" Gu Yating nodded happily!
"However, I'm going to try your magic!" Gu Wanli waved his hand, "Xiao Cao, you go and move the mahjong table to the living room." ”
There is a saying that curiosity kills cats, and tonight it is curiosity that kills the old man. Until 1 o'clock in the morning, in Gu Wanli's doubtful voice of "I saw the hell", the game was dispersed.
After washing, Li Fan returned to the bedroom and lay on the bed, turned on his mobile phone, and glanced at the number of clicks on "Wonderful Sayings".
It was launched at 8 o'clock in the evening, and now it is more than 1 o'clock the next day, and the number of hits at this time has reached 55 million, 55 million in 5 hours, Li Fan estimates that the number of hits in 24 hours can reach 70 million +, this number of hits Li Fan is satisfied, and the program is in line with estimates.
Under the special page of the "Wonderful Story" column, there is a survey and statistics called "Which player are you looking forward to the most", in which the first place will be far away from the other players behind, and this first place is Zhang Mengmeng.
This is also in line with Li Fan's expectations, after all, Zhang Mengmeng now has a certain degree of popularity, especially in the comic and animation circles, it is even more well-known.
In terms of fame alone, other players really can't compare with Zhang Mengmeng.
Li Fan has a lot of private messages on Weibo, and he was also surprised by his performance in the show: "Teacher Li, I never expected your mouth to be so poisonous, comparing other girls to toilets, I think that hypocritical girl will never forget this scene in her life." She also deserves it, why do you compare so many predecessors to shǐ!"
"You surprise me so much, sometimes you are very serious, sometimes you are very nonsensical, sometimes you are very capable of, Mr. Li, "Wonderful Sayings" let us see a different you!"
"I love to see you treat all kinds of strange things, so enjoyable!"
"I also want to have a poisonous tongue like you, so that others are speechless in front of me, Mr. Li, ask for guidance. ”
……
After a while, Li Fan suddenly put down his mobile phone, grandpa and grandpa came soon, he decided to go out to buy some gifts tomorrow morning, this can't be delayed, he wants to discuss with Gu Yating, after all, Gu Yating must understand the preferences of the old man.
Li Fan walked out of the bedroom quickly and knocked lightly outside Gu Yating's door.
Bang bang bang!
He suppressed his voice and said, "Xiaoting, open the door." ”
The door opened, Gu Yating rubbed her eyes, glanced at the corridor, and said in some surprise: "Big brother, are you crazy?
"I know it's your house, I'm looking for you-"
"Come in!" Gu Yating hurriedly pulled him in, looked into the corridor uneasily, and then quietly closed the door and unbuttoned the pajamas one by one.
Li Fan looked at her with a surprised face, what is this for? I am not the kind of person you imagined, I!