The corner of Huo Wuwu's mouth hooked up with a smile on the corner of the sword, and he walked to the house and sat down, patted the table and shouted: "Ah Jiu, dinner, bath." ”

"Oh, that's good, little master. Do you want to consider bathing in the Floating Dream Garden, the hot spring relieves fatigue, relieves muscles and invigorates blood, and can also be beautiful? Absolutely no peeking, I promise, really. ”

A fireball flew at her: ", dinner, starvation." ”

Ping'an ordered to prepare a meal, and after a short time, the food was ready, and under the gaze of the female officer and guard, Huo Wuwu gave a slight salute: "Princess, please." ”

Ping An returned the salute: "Worry-free son, please." ”

Turning their faces is like turning a book, and the two people in front of them have become decent and polite.

Finally, after dinner, under the premise of Ping An repeatedly assuring: not peeking, Huo Wuwu still went to the Floating Dream Garden. I have to admit that the hot spring is really comfortable to soak.

It was all dark, and the two of them were holding a full set of tools and preparing for cross-dressing. Ping An looked at the picture of the girl stroking the qin hanging on the wall, and looked at the fire worry-free: "First of all, you have to comb your hair into a double mustache, that's it." ”

Looking at the hand that was holding the comb and stretched out, Huo Wuwu reflexively dodged back: "You demonstrate, I'll come by myself." ”

Ping'an embarrassedly took the comb back, and said while demonstrating: "Comb it like this, divide the whole hair in half and tie it with a hair rope." Take the hairpin and pull it three times, like an oblate bud, tie a hair rope, pull out the hairpin, smack, that's all. ”

Huo Wuwu nodded in understanding, and pointed to the other boxes of powder: "How to use these." ”

After the explanation in place, Huo Wuwu claimed that he could completely disguise himself, thinking that she was in the way, and with the word "roll", Ping An was unceremoniously kicked out.

Closing the door, Huo Wuwu first looked at the portrait for a while, and then decided to get his hair first.

Divide your hair in half according to the steps explained by Heian.......

The double mustache was finished, and I reached out and touched it, well! It's quite round, it should be about the same.

In the portrait, the girl's face is slightly red, with a hint of shyness. Reached out and rubbed the red grease on it, rubbing it three times on the left side of the face and three circles on the right face.

Keep your eyes open wide, and you'll be left with clothes. I dragged a white robe and put it on, and it was done.

During the cross-dressing process, Huo Wuwu didn't use anything like a bronze mirror the whole time, and he thought that his current appearance was almost exactly the same as that of a girl.

Confidently shouting: "Come in"

The door opened, and Ping An was stunned and motionless.

She was fascinated by herself again, but her expression was not quite the same! Huo Wuwu was so angry that she stomped her foot vigorously: "How is it!"

Ping An saw: Huo Wuwu was dressed in a white robe, with a large lump of bright red on the left side of his face, and a larger lump of bright red on the right side of his face. The two mustaches on the head are one high and one bottom, one large and one small, and they are all loose.

Shocked by where this came from, he stamped his foot vigorously and said, "How is it?"

With this stamping of the foot, two wisps were drawn from the left and right sides of the already loose mane.

"Hahaha. Ping An couldn't help it, and he was about to twitch when he laughed: "Little master, you, haha." Are you pretending to be a crayfish? You look in the mirror and even the cooked crayfish are much more well-proportioned than you, haha, you're just a grilled, drunk crayfish. ”

The five fingers opened and "exhaled", and a flame burned in the palm of the fire. Leaking the anger in the master's heart: "Don't laugh." ”

Ping Jie shivered and hid back, and the fire was worry-free and pressed step by step: "Say, how to change." ”

Holding his hand: "You put down the fire first." ”

Take him to the bronze mirror: "Look at yourself again." ”

Who are the two fools in the bronze mirror? Huo Wuwu shook his head: This is not me. But the bronze mirror told him: This is you, you look at the eyebrows, eyes, nose and lips, obviously they are all yours.

Ping An Qiang couldn't help laughing: "People's spirits and spirits are exposed through their eyes, and their eyes have changed, just like changing people." And the one on your cheek is for the lips, and the blush should be powdered with a small brush and brushed gently. ”

Huo Wuwu nodded in understanding, and asked puzzledly: "Then how do I change my eyes?"

"You use dark colors to make your eyes a little rounder. Hair rope you are still the same as before three circles, the hair is divided into two halves, the same length of the hair rope to wrap two more circles. ”

Ping An stretched out his hand and repeatedly drew two strands of his hand. Huo Wuwu knocked her hand off: "Are you done?"

Ping An nodded: "Well, it's over." ”

Huo Wuwu "snapped" and knocked off her hand: "Get out!"

Drive away the peace, and the fire is worry-free and starts from the double mustache. After many failures such as high and low, elastic, round and flat, the hair stopped and gave up.

Tsai carefully compared his face with the girl in the portrait, and he found a huge problem, that is, his face was too thin. This is easy to do! The swollen face and the fat man slapped himself more than ten times in a row......

The face is still so thin, not even red. Is this to blame the earth spirit power that Ping An left in his body, and the defense is so high. I don't get my face anymore, give up.

Stick out your fingers and dip some red balm on your lips. The first time I applied it was really good, only the corners of the mouth were painted a little, and the rubbing was perfect.

Take a cotton handkerchief to rub it, ah! I rubbed it again, and then repainted a little, but it was not as strong as it used to be! After N failures. Huo Wuwu was completely disappointed, he really didn't have the talent for this!

I wanted to open my mouth to shout peace, but "You demonstrate, I'll come~ Get out, get out" and other big words have already been said. just admit it, "bang" down the table, it's too shameless.

Looking at himself in the bronze mirror with his hair scattered and dressed in white, Huo Wuwu's eyes lit up, it was better to ......

Pick up the carbon strip of the thrush and rub it vigorously, pressing all over the face. Pull out the lip paste and touch it on your mouth. Haha, see how I scared you to death~~!

You have to do a full set of plays, don't you? Roll up the thin quilt and throw it on the ground and cover it with a Suzaku fairy costume.

Huo Wuwu smiled, hey, the teeth are too white~~!!! fix it, everything is satisfied. Looking at the bronze mirror, I shuddered, what kind of thing is this, I am scared~!

With a flick of his fingers, he extinguished the lantern, stood with his back to the door, and shouted in what he thought was miserable and terrifying.

Ping An stood outside the door, and after a while, there was a sound of "popping" inside, and after a while, there was a "bang", followed by a "click...... How could cross-dressing make such a strange sound.

A miserable and terrifying "Peace, save me." "Coming, peace is shocked, worry-free and dangerous!

At the same time as he kicked open the door, the unicorn sword was already in his hand. The room was dimly lit, and a white shadow emanating from his cloak turned around.

The top half of his face was black, and the bottom half of his face was covered in blood. The black blood-stained hands stretched out horizontally and grabbed her, "Ah~~! ”

Ping An saw it coldly and screamed in fright. Shrinking into inches, teleporting out of the house.

Whose blood is it on that thing's face? Who is it lying on the ground wearing a unicorn fairy costume? Could it be that it is carefree...... My heart was so painful that I couldn't breathe, and I didn't dare to think about it at all......

Peace in fear and rage, using all his spiritual power, the Qilin Sword rose several times, shrinking the ground into inches and using it again.

Because what she heard just now was Huo Wuwu shouting "Peace, save me", so what she subjectively thought of was worry-free distress. Angry and angry, angry is chaotic, at this time she also forgot that Wuwu has a unicorn armor to protect herself, and just wants to kill that thing so as to save Wuwu.

The unicorn sword was accompanied by the crazy yellow sand gravel, and slashed straight at the neck of the thing.

"Nope. "That thing made a worry-free sound, dizzy! That thing TMD is fire worry-free.

With the fire without worry, he realized that now, that child has always been serious, and Ping An didn't expect that he would also have naughty tricks at all.

It was too late to retract, and his right hand struck his left arm like lightning. The left arm was hit slightly, and the incomparably huge sword that was urged by the spiritual power slashed against the neck of the fire and carefree......

There was a loud "boom" and hit the wall behind him. The entire wall turned to powder, and the sword was sharp and rushed backwards. "Boom" was another loud bang, and the entire wall of the second-floor Shou'an Pavilion was shattered into slag by the impact, and even the ground trembled.....

Ping An retracted the unicorn sword and stretched out his hand to grab the fire without worry. Teleported through the window and landed in the open space in front of the Shou'an Pavilion, where the few guards in the Shou'an Pavilion ran out frantically, shouting as they ran: "Someone, there are assassins." ”

Shaking his head, Ping'an, who looked confused, rubbed his worry-free face with his sleeve. After rubbing it a few times, I saw it clearly, it was fire worry-free, and he was really fine.

Holding him in his arms, there is a feeling of rebirth after the catastrophe. His heart was sour, his eyes were sour, and Ping An lowered his head and rubbed it on Huo Wuwu's shoulder.

When Huo Wuwu looked sideways, he was really frightened.

The famous cultivator of the Central Plains - Princess Qilin, who has always been stable and reassuring, Xuanyuan Ping'an, who has always been giggling and half-truth--Ah Jiu. At this time, like a wronged little girl, she fell on his shoulder and cried......

Princess Kirin was just scared into two tears, and he happened to be seeing it. At this moment, facing the crumbling Shou'an Pavilion. Huo Wuwu felt that he was a man, and Ping An was a woman who needed to be protected by him.

Reaching out to hug Ping'an, he gently patted her back: "Don't cry, I'm fine." ”

After the trembling Shou'an Pavilion forced the guards to run out, it couldn't hold on anymore, first from the second floor where the fire was worry-free, and then the entire Shou'an Pavilion let out a roar, and all collapsed.

Dusty and rubble all over the ground, the fire looked at the Shou'an Pavilion that was already in ruins, and I didn't know what it was like. Really, he just wants to pretend to be ugly and scare Ping An and get some face.

Not far away, there was Queen Jin Yuefang's voice as low as possible: "Don't pull me, I'm watching for a while." ”

Concentrate on it, Xiangrui (earth) Emperor Xuanyuan Zerui, Empress Jin Yuefang, and more than a hundred guards, all of whom looked at them with great satisfaction with their eyes shining.

Huo Wuwu had a big question in his heart, when did they come???