Chapter 12 Since everyone is in the second place

Many phenomena that belong to a certain era will always feel ridiculous, unacceptable, and even completely incomprehensible and unimaginable to future generations, and they will think that how could people at that time be so stupid.

In fact, it is precisely because of this that it is a phenomenon of the times.

Otherwise, there is a good chance that it will continue to stay in your normal and habitual life.

Jiang Che finally found a chair to sit down, and while nibbling on bread, he watched with interest the exercises of various sects, and watched several masters seriously perform exercises, cure diseases, and give guidance to others.

I also watched those disciples or patients under the master's work, their limbs standing upright or twisting, and the whole person was constantly moving.

In order to prove that they can practice qigong and sense qi, these people will subjectively try to cooperate with the performance, and slowly even believe in themselves, at this time they are guided by qi, constantly moving, and occasionally chanting:

"My eyebrows are so hot, I feel angry, and I become. ”

"My urine is not sweet anymore, thank you Master for giving me extra gas, my diabetes is cured. ”

"I can feel that the cancer cells in my body are being chased and killed by Master's Qi. ”

"I received a message from the universe...... I finally received it. ”

"Did you see that? Master just crossed the tree and sent the senior brother flying with a volley in the air. ”

"I was hypnotized...... I'm talking in my dreams right now. ”

"Wife, thank you Master, you can finally get pregnant tonight, and the Master said that our children will bring Qigong ...... as soon as they are born."

"My fat is burning. ”

"My tumor was taken away with a whoosh. ”

“……”

Really too middle-class, Jiang Che endured it so hard, but he didn't hold back after all, he choked on a mouthful of water when he drank water, and burst out laughing, laughing and coughing violently.

When a group of people who were practicing heard this, they immediately glared sideways......

One of them stood up and walked towards him.

Probably because these conceited people who have practiced divine skills are always looking forward to the opportunity to show, and at the same time, the majesty is not offensive, and under the action of the crowd, the first person on the spot is like a ignition effect, and it will soon ......

The second,

The third,

Clause......

Jiang Che muttered a little, and then when all the masters also came forward to surround him with their disciples, he regretted it, and wanted to run, it was too late.

"What were you doing?What are you laughing at?!"

The masters didn't speak, and a disciple with a big waist and a round waist directly arched in front of Jiang Che.

This person just seems to be receiving the master's exercises.

Listening to the accent is a bit far away, but in these years, I have abandoned my family and business, and even bankrupted my family, and there are countless people who have visited famous teachers all over the world to learn qigong, and it is normal.

This is the kind of person that fanatics are trying to fight, the most impulsive, the most dangerous.

"What do you mean, kid?"

"Do you despise our health and nootropic skills?"

"Or is it our natural center?"

“…… All laws are one?"

“…… Bronze bell gong?"

“…… Luohan Gong?"

“……”

"Master, I'll let him see how powerful our Hualong Divine Skill is......" one disciple said as he rolled up his sleeves.

"Wait a moment......" The master calmly walked between the two of them, looked at Jiang Che with sharp eyes and said, "Young man, if you want to learn, then pay the tuition fee to learn, I will naturally not embarrass you, and I can teach you how powerful qigong is, lest you make taboos and cause ......trouble because you are young and uneducated."

Tricking me, threatening me, trying to blackmail me for money, Qigong masters, relying on the strength of the crowd and having the nature of a "bully"? Jiang Che can understand and think clearly.

But in the past few days, he has been staying in the eyes of money, how can he be willing to give money?

As a result, he just hesitated for a moment, and the other side became even angrier, not even giving him a chance to speak, the crowd was angry and surging, and someone was ready to push.

"Is this going to be beaten? It's really unlucky......

"Please, please hit me with qigong in the air, don't do it. ”

Jiang Che estimated that if he was beaten this time, it was likely to be a dumb loss, and it was useless to call the police, firstly, because the law did not blame the public, and secondly, it was very likely that the police were also practicing qigong and were the disciples of a certain master here.

As for exposing, reporting, tearing this layer of the emperor's new clothes......

That's even less realistic. In the past ten years from the 80s to the mid-90s, except for a few who have died too seriously, no matter how the rest of the masters are deceived and deceived, they will not be punished, and no one will turn back to liquidate in the future, because once they want to calculate, they must first deny many people and institutions that cannot be denied.

At this time, the qigong craze was actually a mixture of official and non-governmental affairs, and qigong newspapers and periodicals, qigong physiotherapy homes, and qigong performances were all over the place, and even all kinds of strange special functions were all publicized positively.

As long as you can toss and cross the line, you will support it, and you will allow it......

Qigong Scientific Research Society, official, with the support of the Association for Science and Technology; Qigong Rehabilitation Center is located in the Yanjing Hotel, where the master sits in the town, receiving patients from all over the world; Qigong and special function delegations visit various countries, relying only on external qi, saving lives and treating a large number of foreign dignitaries, can you be scared to death?

Regular hospitals and research institutes have successively launched "electronic qigong masters" and "qigong artificial stimulation system devices", claiming to be able to stimulate their potential within a week, so that more than 95% of people can obtain qigong - the waste spirit root is finally saved.

On the operating table, the doctor uses qigong "external qi" anesthesia to perform surgery on the patient; without injections or medicines, he can cure all diseases, including cancer and Parkinson's disease.

The master traveled all over the country with his work report, tens of millions of people followed, went abroad, met with the president of the United States, urinated on the steel plate with special functions, lifted satellites in the air, beat aliens in Britain, the United States and Canada, wrote books and said, filmed a series of documentaries, and bookstores generally set up qigong counters.

This thing, under the torrent, can it resist?!

Since I can't resist, I'd better follow the same path, since everyone is in the second grade, then I can only be in the second grade, Jiang Che hesitated, and asked a little mysteriously:

"Have you ever heard of the Nine Turns Golden Body Technique?"

The group of people on the other side were stunned. I haven't heard of the Nine Turns Golden Body Technique, but this name definitely sounds higher than any natural center skill, and it is mysterious enough.

"I've heard of Xeon Combat Skills...... Do you want to break through the sky?"

This one seems to be more explosive.

Although he knew that he must be in the middle two now, in order not to be beaten, Jiang Che still worked hard to perform, his expression was slightly arrogant, and he continued to encourage:

"Cultivated the day after tomorrow, arrogant and arrogant...... Do you know that there is a distinction between acquired and innate in cultivation? Do you know that there are innate exercises and sects outside the world?"

No one responded, because they were all stupid.

A group of people who will be convinced of the subtlety of qigong, who are looking for famous teachers at the ends of the earth, and who are eager for true skills, will think that the top pot can be sensed by heaven and man, and how can they not reverie such things as the Xuanmen and the hidden masters?

What's more, although Jiang Che's words were harsh, his methods were actually very gentle, he didn't deny these people's qigong, but just silently made a distinction at a level:

[What you cultivate is the acquired exercises, but there are still innate exercises in the world. 】

At this moment, most people's attention has been drawn.

The rest of the people who want to question it can't hold back their rebuttals for a while, because they haven't read online novels after all.

In later generations, tens of thousands of fantasy immortals, even if they were blind, also built a huge and self-justifying supernatural system, and even some of them were widely circulated, and many people mistakenly thought that they were the systems that existed in ancient times.

……

The most obvious problem left on the spot was that Jiang Che looked too young, too lacking in masters and worldly masters.

"You hairy child, what do you know? These, I'm afraid these are not hearsay......" someone questioned, but the tone was much weaker than just now.

"What is already in history, but you don't know it, and you have the audacity to say it and say what hearsay?"

Jiang Che smiled calmly, and said calmly:

"Hongjun Ancestor started to speak, saying that he opened the world, changed the essence of creation, closed the ancient, Nuwa, Taiyi, do you know?"

"Pangu Yuanshen is divided into three points, Taishang, primitive, Tongtian, you know?"

"The essence and blood are divided again, and the twelve ancestors are achieved, you know?"

“……”

first used the mythological system reformed by the authors of the later generations of online texts to bluff people into a daze.

Then he threw the bait and said: "What about the Tongtian Sect Master's Zhuxian Sword Formation, I've always heard of this, right?"

"I've heard, I've heard, I know. "Anyone who has seen this thing knows that several people have stood up to respond on the spot.

I don't understand one thing at all, I can't participate in it at all, and I don't seem to understand another thing, and I can participate a little bit......

The psychological tendency of people will make it easier to believe and invest in the second thing.

Jiang Che was very satisfied, and said: "Very good, but you must not know where the four immortal swords, the Zhuxian Sword, the Killing Immortal Sword, the Trapping Immortal Sword, and the Absolute Immortal Sword, went later." ”

Clusters of hot and eager eyes fell on his face, a little panicked, Jiang Che thought, am I a little out of the way, do you want to play a mystery and hurry away......

This bluff, they shouldn't dare to pounce on me again, right?

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