Chapter 1 Lao Tzu is a bad guy
"It's been five years. โ
"After five years, Lao Tzu finally left that ghost place and came back. โ
Zhonghai City, at the gate of the high-speed rail station, Lin Bad threw down the burden in his hand, opened his hands and shouted to the sky.
And the people around looked at Lin Bad with strange eyes, and many people were whispering, of course, these discussions must be saying that Lin Bad was either a fool or a nervous disorder, so no one wanted to get close to him, especially some young girls, so they quickly hid away.
After a while, Lin Bad put up his backpack, took out an old-fashioned mobile phone, opened the map software card by card, and was searching for some nearby places, only to see him snickering complacently there: "Since you are back, of course, you have to go to have a 'Chen Yuanyuan's massage, Wu Sangui's enjoyment'." โ
When Lin Bad browsed the address of a certain club, unfortunately, a phone call came in.
Lin Bad suddenly came up with a burst of anger, answered the phone directly, and scolded: ", who!"
"Ahem. โ
I only heard a coughing sound from the microphone, and then a rough voice came out, saying, "Little rabbit, dare to swear with your father?"
Hearing this rough voice, Lin Bad's own angry expression instantly calmed down, and he smiled: "Who should I be, it turned out to be you, old man, you know, I haven't touched this mobile phone for five years, who knows that you have changed a new number, I saw an unfamiliar number, I thought it was a sale of a house, you know, in this society, how expensive the house price is, as a young man in this era, I don't want to live with a mortgage......"
"That's enough,"
Before Lin Bad finished speaking, he was directly interrupted, "I didn't call to listen to you, I know that you have now arrived in Zhonghai City, and it just so happens that your future wife is in Zhonghai City, so the task of arranging your task this time is to remove the word "future" from the future daughter-in-law of our Lin family." โ
"What? what do you say?" Lin Bad was obviously very excited, "Damn, old man, why did you just let me marry a wife when I came back?" Do you remember what you told me five years ago, you said it yourself, as long as I go to that ghost place, and can leave that ghost place smoothly after five years, I can come back and enjoy the prosperity of life, and now you actually tell me that you want me to listen to your arrangement to marry a wife? Don't even think about me telling you. โ
On the other side of the earpiece, there was a sound of a lighter by the way, unhurriedly, " I guess you will definitely not have more than 100 yuan in cash now, it is estimated that soon you will not talk about eating, and you can't even afford to smoke, because all your credit cards, I have frozen them all for you, I see how you can enjoy the prosperity of life like this, now you are given two choices, either complete this task, I will unfreeze all the credit cards for you, and then you will continue to enjoy the prosperity of your life, or you will choose to starve to death, you choose to choose for yourself, just like that, I will send your future wife's information to your mobile phone in a while, you can do it yourselfใ โ
After saying that, he didn't give Lin Bad a chance to refute at all, so the other party hung up the phone directly.
"I'm ......"
"This old man, I don't know me too well, it's absolutely impossible for Lao Tzu to take on this task, even if he starves to death, after all, Lao Tzu also wants to be dignified?"
Lin Bad spat on the ground, looked at the mobile phone that had been hung up, raised his hand, and almost dropped the mobile phone in a fit of anger, but he thought about it again, and still couldn't fall, because his father was right, the only money he had now was in his backpack, and he really only had ninety-eight yuan and two cents left, and what did he want to do if he couldn't afford to smoke, so it was better to keep this broken mobile phone, and maybe he could sell it for a hundred yuan for a meal.
"Hey, it's really sad to have such a dad on the stall. Lin Bad shook his head helplessly, put the phone back in his pocket, put on his backpack, and was about to leave.
That's when it happened.
"Stop, police, don't run!"
There was a burst of sirens not far away, and I saw a sloppy young man holding a black duffel bag, running in the direction of Lin Bad, followed closely by five policemen.
Suddenly, a brave policewoman went straight through the crowd, jumped directly and knocked down the sloppy middle-aged man, and then a quick grappling hand pressed the person to the ground, "Look how you run this time." โ
"There are too many flaws, and I'm still too young. Lin Bad stopped with interest, looking at the movements of this policewoman, Lin Bad smiled coldly, and then his eyes looked back and forth on this policewoman's body, white skin, plus that slender and bumpy figure, a childlike face, a girl of this level, a real childlike big breasts. This is the real fat house killer, not to mention the kind of fat house that only drinks soda and plays with poisoned milk powder, even people like Lin Bad swallowed a mouthful of saliva, kept looking up and down the figure of this policewoman, and sighed from time to time.
"Captain, come on, I've subdued his gangsters. The policewoman shouted in a triumphant tone to the several policemen who were coming from behind.
But.
Suddenly, the gangster actually broke free from the policewoman's grasp, quickly turned over, got up from the ground, grabbed the policewoman's neck with his backhand, and then showed a fierce look, pointed at the policemen who followed, and shouted: "Don't come here, if you dare to come, I will strangle her to death immediately." โ
"Let it go...... Let go...... I ......"
The policewoman tried to struggle, but it had no effect, and it backfired, making the gangster pinch her neck harder and harder, and soon, the policewoman began to turn pale, and seemed to feel like she was about to run out of breath.
"Stop, let her go. Several policemen who arrived hurriedly pulled out their guns and said to the gangster.
The gangster not only did not panic, but became more confident, protected the body of the policewoman in front of him, and then roared at the policemen: "If you don't dare to shoot, then immediately get me a car and let me leave smoothly, otherwise, I will strangle this little girl." โ
"Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, we'll consider your request. Looking at the policewoman in the hands of the gangsters, the policeman who led the way was instantly intimidated.
"Consider?" the gangster gritted his teeth and pinched the policewoman's neck again, at this moment the policewoman was no longer able to resist, and her breathing had begun to be uneven.
"Okay, you let her go, and we'll arrange it for you right now. โ
Seeing this scene, Lin Bad shook his head helplessly and muttered, "It's really waste......
Then, he directly put down his backpack and rushed straight towards the gangster, and in just two seconds, he saw that Lin Bad had already subdued the gangster to the ground.
"Who are you?" the gangster struggled, "Boy, I advise you not to meddle in your business, or you will die ugly, believe it or not?"
"Oh. โ
Lin Bad replied lightly, then took out a cigarette with one free hand, lit it with a click, spit out a puff of thick smoke, shook his head with a smile, and said: "There are more people who want to kill me, but I am still alive and well, so you can't threaten Lao Tzu with this sentence." โ
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
The policewoman who had been saved covered her pinched red neck and coughed all the time, and several other policemen hurriedly ran up, asking with all kinds of care, sure enough, the beautiful sister paper is very popular, not to mention the sister paper of this kind of policewoman uniform, patronizing and caring for the sister paper, even the gangsters in Lin Bad's hands in uniform have forgotten.
"I'm fine, go and handcuff him and take him back, I'll just take it easy. The policewoman slowly straightened up and said.
Because of the policewoman's reminder, these guys remembered that there was another gangster, so they hurriedly came over and handcuffed the gangster and took him away.
When the gangster was taken away, he glanced back at Lin Bad and sneered, "Boy, you remember for me, today you are bad for me, as long as you are in Zhonghai City, my eldest brother will definitely not let you go." โ
This kind of outlaw gangster, a person who even dares to move the police, if he is replaced by an ordinary ordinary person, he will naturally hide as far as he can, but Lin Bad showed a casual look, spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders, and calmly replied with one word: "Oh." โ
"Hello, my name is Zhang Mengjiao, thank you just now. The policewoman walked to Lin Bad's side and stretched out her hand to shake Lin Bad's hand.
"It's not delicate, it's a big ......," Lin said.
Hearing Lin Bad's words, Zhang Mengjiao was still questioning, she didn't know what he meant, and then she found out that when the gangsters controlled her just now, the buttons in front of her had broken off a few buttons under her own struggle, and the neckline seemed to be looming to reveal something, no wonder Lin Bad would say such a thing, it turned out that his eyes had been staring at Zhang Mengjiao's collar all the time.
"Hooligans. โ
Zhang Mengjiao hurriedly covered her chest, and then rolled her eyes at Lin Bad.
But how can this blame Lin Bad, right, after all, Zhang Mengjiao's figure is really hot, there must be at least 34E, plus this police uniform, it seems that something has been exposed, and Lin is not to blame for this situation at all.
However, originally Lin Bad saved Zhang Mengjiao, Zhang Mengjiao still had some good feelings for Lin Bad, and wanted to thank him, but it turned out that Lin Bad, like other men, will always focus on her, so that's why I said that the world is as black as a crow, and that's really the case.
"Hmph. Zhang Mengjiao immediately snorted coldly, "You saved me just now, it's very powerful, are you from the army?"
"Troops? Maybe, maybe not. Lin said with a smile, and after he finished speaking, he turned around and was about to leave.
"Wait. Zhang Mengjiao shouted, "What's your name?"
"Me?"
Lin Bad paused and said, "Lao Tzu is a bad guy!"
After speaking, Lin Bad walked straight away.
When Zhang Mengjiao heard this, she was stunned for a moment, she was really a little unpredictable in the face of the man in front of her, who would say that she was a villain?
However, looking at Lin Bad's figure slowly leaving, and thinking of the kind of eyes that Lin Bad looked at his neckline just now, his little face instantly turned red, he pouted, and muttered: "That's right, he is a villain, an out-and-out villain." โ
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Lin Bad returned to the position where he had just thrown the backpack, and found that the backpack was actually missing?
"Damn, where's Lao Tzu's bag? Which fool took my bag and let Lao Tzu get out. โ