"Haha...... Your baby is so funny!Big Mimi?Semi?Two Hundred and Five Daddy, she thinks of it!," said Chinchilla, laughing wildly.

I watched this good show with clairvoyance under the quilt, and naturally understood that I didn't want to think about it, and I had to get up!

Now that my daughters are up, none of us will want to go back to sleep. It will be difficult to get a good night's sleep in the future!

"Bang!"

My bedroom door was slammed open, and Xiao Guanguan staggered in, and the little face looked back from time to time to see if her mommy was catching up.

"Whew-whew-huh-"

However, instead of getting up immediately, I made a rhythmic purring sound and pretended to sleep like a dead pig.

The purpose of my doing this is to use the ability of the soul clairvoyance to secretly teach my living treasure daughter a lesson, so that she knows that as long as she is within 500 meters of my father's land, she will not want to speak ill of me, and she will not think about a word!

So while snoring "hard", I used my soul power to condense a pair of invisible hands, grabbed Xiao Guanguan, and forcibly sent him back to Princess Ann and princess.

It's just that I also mischievously, deliberately compared the little hand that I felt inexplicably caught by the "person" and was in wonder into a gesture of contempt, and flew in front of Princess An He with a provocative and arrogant look, and pinched the firmness of Princess An He's most elastic chest.

"Wow! It hurts! You dead kid! You dare to fly back and despise and insult your mommy and me! It seems that if my mother doesn't beat your little ass until you don't have a P eye today, you are my grandmother!"

Princess An He obviously didn't expect that her daughter, who had already flown away in fright, would take the initiative to send her to the door to repair it, which completely challenged her sanctity as a princess.

"Bang Bang Bang

"Whoa, whoa, whoa—"

As Princess Ann and Princess slapped it one by one, Xiao Guanguan let out a pig-killing howl again.

"Light, the child is still young, and it's normal to be naughty, Sister Susu, will you spare her this time?"

In order to strengthen Xiao Guanguan's deep memory, I deliberately used the power of my soul to condense a mouth, and with the smallest voice, I whispered in Xiao Guanguan's ear:

"Xiao Guanguan, I am a demon who specializes in eating children, especially the little girl who dares to scold her daddy two hundred and five, just now I heard you shouting again, so I will start with your little hands now, eat your body little by little, unless you promise to listen to your daddy obediently in the future, I will let you go! haha......"

Since I used my soul power to secretly transmit the voice to Xiao Guanguan, Princess Anhe and Jinjila, who were beside her, didn't notice it.

Then, I used my invisible mouth to bite Xiao Guanguan's finger "fiercely", pretending to be really ready to eat her.

"Wow - don't eat Guanguan, wow - Guanguan promises not to scold Daddy again, Guanguan will only listen to Daddy in the future, and be Daddy's most well-behaved daughter. Uncle Devil, are you okay with the table?"

Xiao Guanguan was obviously fooled by me, and was so frightened that a pair of frightened little eyes looked around, and kept begging for mercy.

"This dead boy, how dare you call me Uncle Devil? and swear that you will only listen to Daddy in the future? You won't be beaten stupid by me, will you?" said Princess Ann and Princess Ann and said, staring at her daughter suspiciously.

"Come, little Guanguan, don't be afraid, tell Mommy what's wrong with you?

"Wow - big Mimi, I'm so scared! There's a ghost here! No, I've got to go to Daddy, the devil said that as long as I listen to Daddy, he won't eat me." ”

Xiao Guanguan said tremblingly in Jinjila's arms, and after saying that, he broke free from her arms and flew desperately towards my bedroom.

"There are ghosts, you dead child, aren't we all ghosts, aren't you also a little ghost, how can there be ghosts who are afraid of ghosts!

Now that my daughter has been subdued by me, I want to scare Ann and the princess again, so that I can be the backbone of them at home in the future.

So, I concocted the same method, and held Ann and Princess Ann tightly in my arms, and whispered in her ear:

"Your daughter is right, I'm a demon, I eat disobedient children, and women who want to kick their husbands out of the house, so if you dare to treat your husband badly in the future, and threaten him by saying anything about changing the princess's mansion, I will start with your mouth and eat your whole body little by little!"

After saying that, I really put my mouth on the tender lips of Princess Ann and the princess who was dumbfounded......

"Ahh

After I bit her lip a few times, Ann and Princess suddenly reacted and rushed to my room in fright.

The corners of my mouth lifted proudly in the bed, and my heart was very happy, because I knew that my purpose had been achieved, and from now on, it was my time to make decisions about this home......

Now that the "play" is over, I naturally don't need to pretend to be asleep anymore, I lift the quilt, stretch my waist, and plan to get up.

"Poof-" A muffled grunt sounded in my arms, and I felt a small warm thing crash into my arms, and soon crawled down the collar of my pajamas to my neck, hugging me tightly.

"Daddy, Daddy, I'll listen to you in the future, can you let that devilish uncle eat me? Okay, Daddy. "Sure enough, it was my living daughter who came to me and asked for help.

"Poof-" There was another louder muffled grunt, and I felt a large warm, fragrant body rush into my arms, hugging my waist and shivering.

"Husband, how is your house more terrible than the underworld! There are even ghosts that I can't even see, and they dare to insult me! Angry with me! Woo woo......" Princess Ann and Princess said in fear.

"What's wrong with you two, you've only been separated for a few hours, and you're missing me so soon?" I said, deliberately pretending to be confused.

"Daddy, Daddy, there's a ghost uncle in the house! I'm afraid!" said Xiao Guanguan, still holding my neck tightly, looking around in horror.

"Husband, let's move, I don't dare to live here. Woo-woo......" said Ann and Princess Ann cried.

"Don't be afraid, with me in this family, no one can hurt you. As for the demons in the house, I'll ask Chinchilla to help me destroy them right now! Don't worry, Chinchilla is amazing, she threw out so many ghosts in my dorm like garbage. By the way, Chinchilla, come over here. ”

I suddenly felt that my joke had gone too far, and I felt a little guilty, so I hurriedly hugged Princess Ann and Xiao Guanguan tightly in my arms and comforted her.

But I didn't want to say anything strange that I could see within a radius of 500 meters with my eyes closed, so I had to ask Chinchilla to help me play a ghost hunt.

"Master Horse, where is this ......" Gingilla entered the bedroom and saw that I had just said half of what I had said, but I was interrupted by a wink, and she naturally understood that there were no evil ghosts in the house at all, and I must be making trouble.

"You're asking where to put the exorcism you need to deal with this evil spirit? What kind of salt, ginger, soda, fennel, vermicelli, green onion, duck blood, etc., are all in the kitchen, you hurry up and prepare the secret ghost soup to get the ghost out of our house!

I followed Chinchilla's half-spoken words and motioned with my eyes for her to hurry out and "hunt ghosts".

"Oh...... Okay, Master Pony, don't worry, with these must-haves for removing ghosts, it's on me. Hee-hee...... "Chinchilla obviously understood what I meant, and cooperated with my nonsense, and went to "ghost hunting" very professionally.

"Daddy, Daddy, does Uncle Devil also like to drink duck blood vermicelli soup, wouldn't it taste better with some coriander?" Xiao Guanguan listened to my words and licked his little tongue and asked.

"Let you know how to eat it in a day! Put some coriander? Why do you want to make it so good! Do you want to make Uncle Devil addicted to it? Brainless guy! If you want to drink, I'll let your aunt make more of it, and get rid of you little devil together." One day in the province, he always said strange things to laugh at me!"

I slapped my daughter's head angrily and said a few words.

"Husband, this Chinchilla has watched me grow up since she was adopted by her father, and I also treat her as my own sister, why don't I know when she will learn to hunt ghosts?

"Why have I never heard of this secret ghost soup? It seems that all mortals in the yang world use chicken blood, black donkey hooves, and yellow charms to deal with our ghosts? ”

Princess Ann asked as she stared blankly at Chinchilla's distant back.

"Oh...... Well, that...... Oh! Oh, by the way, Chinchilla is from the Demon Realm after all, and he is a Twin Soul Man, how can it be compared to those so-called ghost hunters who pretend to be ghosts in the mortal world! So in Chinchilla's eyes, exorcism is as simple as cooking soup. ”

I made it up on the fly, and I fooled Princess Ann and the princess.

"Oh, yes. Then there won't be any more evil ghosts in our family in the future, right?" Princess An He asked again with still unease.

"Of course, you think, your husband and I have more souls than Chinchilla, this ghost just now when I was sleeping under the quilt, I dared to come out to go wild, and now I know that Chinchilla and I live here, even if you invite him to come, he won't dare to come."

"What's more, I will guard you and my daughter in the future, and I will never let any evil ghost dare to come close to my house for half a step, so please rest assured, Madame." ”

I continued to flicker with my three-inch tongue.

"Daddy, Daddy, where are you going to take me today? I think the yang world is much more fun than the underworld. Xiao Guanguan flew to the window and glanced out of the window, turned his head and asked.